"I was assigned to Class A in the first year, anyway, I came to make soy sauce, it doesn't matter. Obviously rested, why do you feel so tired, this is not scientific, it seems that someone is lying on top of me. Ye Yunchao looked back at Xiaomei and found that when she saw her turn around, she just tilted her neck and smiled very sweetly.

"Forget it, it doesn't seem like she's doing it, but what's the matter with that inexplicable weight, I'm really tired. Could it be the consequence of continuous all-night games during college, alas, retribution came. I didn't listen to their persuasion, and now my body can't bear it, and I said that my body will have problems in the future, but I didn't expect that I can't bear it now, and the retribution is coming so fast, and I overdraft my life. Doesn't it say that the spiritual life is about 1200 years, it is obviously about 12 times the life span of the body, how can it be dripped a little more, when you are old, you can always think of dying, and when you die, you can always think of dying, and there are more than 1000 years of spiritual life useless, there is always a kind of regret of cheating your father, maybe it will be another idea when you are old, hehe, ah, so tired. Let's go to the classroom first. ”

Ye Yunchao knocked lightly on the door of the classroom, and the door opened to both sides, burrowing into the crack like the previous school gate. Then I saw a group of cute students looking strangely at the two of them at the door. A handsome guy, a beautiful woman, what are they here for, and then all eyes shifted to the beautiful teacher who was lecturing.

The beautiful teacher is wearing a uniform, with a pair of round glasses hanging on the bridge of her nose, and a clump of black hair, and the ends of her hair are slightly upturned at the top.

Is it that the times have changed, and the teachers have become more open? Or have they caught up with the track of the times and kept up with the trend? The short skirts of female students can only be seen on TV, and so are the teachers'.

The beautiful teacher put down the textbook in her left hand and skillfully held her glasses with her right hand. "Oh, here you are, these are the two new transfer students in our class, you can introduce yourself on the stage. ”

After speaking, the beautiful teacher took two steps back and gave up the podium to the two people. Ye Yunchao has given speeches and sang songs in college, this little scene is not a problem, what is there to be nervous about facing a group of little children. But when he actually stood on the podium, he was a little stunned, what kind of situation is this Nima, and he couldn't find chalk.

In fact, as early as when the media teaching program was mature, it decisively stopped the previous class mode, which can not only greatly reduce the harm of chalk dust to the body of the teaching staff, but also allow students to accept the teacher's teaching more intuitively and clearly, especially chemistry, biology and physics and other experimental, hands-on subjects, watch videos, look at the anatomy of human organs, the direction of human blood flow in the heart or something. After popularization, it can be regarded as a great progress in China's education.

But Ye Yunchao was embarrassed when he stood on the podium, forget it, if you don't have chalk, you don't have chalk, when my brother forgot to write a speech, he also made an impromptu speech, this challenge is hairy, just introduce yourself.

"Well, that, let me introduce myself first, my name is Ye Yunchao, the leaf of the leaf, the cloud of the white clouds, the superhuman super (laughing below)", Ye Yunchao paused, touched his nose, smiled, and then his head was full of black lines, and a drop of terrifying sweat slowly slid down the back of his head, "What about this Nima cheating father, I accidentally panicked just now, my brain was blank, and I forgot all the contents in the file, what is the whole thing now?"

Seeing the group of unlovely "classmates" below revealing the information in their eyes, Ye Yunchao was speechless. I used to like to watch the excitement very much, but when I became the protagonist of the farce, I felt very cheating, and it seemed that I could only tell the truth, and I couldn't bear their expectant eyes.

"My hometown is a remote village, I come from the past on September 12, 2012, I like to sing, play basketball, skate and play games, we will be classmates in the next few years, I am a newcomer, there are too many places I don't understand, please give me more advice in the future. Then he bowed deeply.

Quiet, surprisingly quiet, although I can't say that I can hear everyone's heartbeat, but it is not an exaggeration to hear a needle falling on the ground. The beautiful teachers all covered the side of their mouths with their right hands, and became a little so-called gaffe.

Then, Xiaomei stood up very obediently and relieved Ye Yunchao, Ye Yunchao looked at Xiaomei's eyes as if he was looking at a savior, but Xiaomei's speech was even more surprising.

"Hello everyone, when we meet for the first time, my name is Yuelian, at home, Brother Yunchao calls me Xiaomei, and girls can also call me Xiaomei. We live together now, we have asked the dean for instructions, he is very wise to arrange a detached villa for us, welcome everyone to our villa to play, thank you. ”

Ye Yunchao was sweaty, his face was blue, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch, a small household robot doesn't have such a trick, play with me like this, people who don't know your identity will not be mistaken to die. Sure enough, it was a mistake to bring her to the academy!!!

"Well, you can sit in the back two seats. The beautiful teachers ended their self-introduction very quickly, and God knows what kind of earth-shattering speech they will make next.

Ye Yunchao and Xiaomei sat in the back position, Ye Yunchao glared at her very angrily, but Xiaomei tilted her neck and smiled very sweetly. "This guy must have done it on purpose, absolutely on purpose, and I can be very, very, very sure that she did it on purpose. ”

The beautiful teacher coughed lightly and cleared her throat, "Let's go to class, just now we talked about the facilities of the gravity field。。。。。。 ”

Under Ye Yunchao's story-like listening, half an hour later, as the bell rang for the end of class in a reduced tone, the class was over, and he was half-confused. I've watched a lot of science fiction movies.,Although this is a real device in reality.,But it's not enough to perfect it.,After the teacher's explanation and my own imagination, I began to slowly understand a small part.,As a person in the "ancient times",It's not really good to listen to the story to look at this lesson.。

"Okay, this class is over, everyone takes a 15-minute break, and we'll continue with the next class. The beautiful teacher held her eyes, gently put down the teaching materials, clapped her hands, clasped the hem of her professional clothes with both hands and stroked it, swayed the model's figure, and walked out of the classroom with a catwalk very gracefully.

"I didn't use chalk, what kind of hands, that product must be 'selling cute'. Anyway, why do I feel so tired, I really want to take a break. Just as Ye Yunchao was about to lie on the smooth and cold high-tech desk to sleep, someone slapped his shoulder heavily from behind.

"Yo, Brother Superman, you're really amazing, your magical speech really scorches my thunder on the outside and on the inside, it's really inhumane to make such a hurtful speech in front of the teacher. ”

The one who patted Ye Yunchao was a little guy who looked eighteen or nineteen years old, with black hair and a thin face that was not handsome, but it gave people a very spiritual feeling.

Ye Yunchao was depressed, and just wanted to get angry, but then he thought that he was new to the school and was not familiar with this school, this was the first "classmate" to talk to him, and it was not appropriate to face others with a cold face, not to mention that he had no malicious intent. Although I was very tired, I had to give a face to deal with a few words. It's okay if that guy is a scheming person, but if he is a little scheming, he doesn't give him face in front of everyone at this time, and he doesn't know why he will be yin in the future.

"Your guy's speech is earth-shattering, and it is tender on the outside and scorched on the inside, cut you open, let me see if your heart is black. ”

Sure enough, that guy didn't get angry, but laughed and teased Ye Yunchao, people who make jokes about others, of course, must be prepared to be joked.

"By the way, my heart is really black, but my face is very ruddy. But then again, I have all kinds of envy and jealousy for you, not to mention that you joke in front of you as a teacher, and I don't deny that you live in an independent villa with your wife, you guys live a very nourishing life. Reveal the inside story of the point, does your family have anything to do with it?"

Ye Yunchao is so depressed, damn Xiaomei, I was really misunderstood, how did you end up with me.

"Well, there are many reasons, but it's definitely not what you think, that guy is just my little helper at home, don't get me wrong. ”

"Oh, what kind of plot are you going? Anime plot? Although we have robots in China, robots of this size do not support civilian use. I ALSO HAVE A 20CM TALL ROBOT, WHICH CAN ONLY ACCEPT EMAILS, TELL YOU THE TIME AS AN ALARM CLOCK OR MAKE A SCHEDULE FOR YOU. But in terms of anime, an anime with high ratings recently is called "Blue Shadow", you can try it. ”

As soon as Ye Yunchao heard Qingying, he thought it was a Japanese anime, so he asked the guy about the plot.

"Qingying is produced by a small animation group in our science and technology capital of China, and now it has been serialized for more than 500 episodes, which is estimated to be enough for you to watch. ”

"I've only watched Haier Brothers and Journey to the West in Chinese animation, and I haven't watched much of the rest. ”

That guy bypassed Ye Yunchao, pulled the chair on the adjacent desk, sat next to Ye Yunchao, and looked at him with a very contemptuous look. "Those anime are a long time ago, don't tell me you really traveled back in time from 2012, that kind of crappy reason to believe. By the way, do you hate Chinese anime?"

Ye Yunchao held his chin and stared at the guy with slightly squinted eyes, "I hate domestic anime, so I'll tell you later, but don't you know how to introduce yourself first when talking to others? I don't even know your name for most of the day." ”

The guy blushed, waved his hand very apologetically, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot when I was excited, my name is Li Rui, although I am not the most popular among girls in the class, but I am one of the best among boys, if you have any trouble in the future, call my name, it will definitely work." ”

Looking at Li Rui's smirk, Ye Yunchao didn't say much, "Anyway, I hate Chinese animation for a year or two, except for Journey to the West and the Haier brothers, I don't know what other good anime I have in China, Blue Cat and Happy Planet are okay." But the other found pit dads didn't look at it.,Good anime can't be found.。 In line with the big hat of educating children as the goal, many good anime are not allowed to pass it. Voice actors: We call them voice actors in China. I won't talk about the music style or anything.,It's still a classic like the 95-year-old fairy sword.,The most important thing is the plot.。 It's like a cat and mouse love apartment (the conversation between the slut and Lisarong in the splash ink door incident, as long as it's a normal person, it won't be like that, it's just an example, everyone who has seen it knows) is so brain-dead and funny, or it's an animation that children think is childish, and what's more, there are animations that are banned in foreign countries, and the reason is that it affects children's intellectual development. We're all adults, and we don't feel anything when we see that, at most we just laugh it off. But I might as well watch foreign anime when I was looking naïve in front of children all day long, and I only knew what anime was after watching the rebellious Lelouch and the things that were praised, and it was more shocking than watching those movies。。。。。 ”

"It seems that you have a lot of grievances about domestic anime, but what about domestic TV series?"

Ye Yunchao glanced at Xiaomei, who was surrounded by girls, and continued: " What about me, I like to play games, I've seen Fairy Sword One and Fairy Sword Three, Fairy Sword One has not changed too much to the original ending, it's just that there is an extra Tang Yu Xiaobao who has only one side in the game, and an Elder Shi who died in the confrontation with Ge Luojiao, the place where the pit father is that the old Shenggu and the Wine Sword Fairy crossed back and became younger, and gave birth to an Anu, the Wine Sword Fairy was killed by Anu, and the witch queen still has half a leg with the Sword Saint, and Bai Yue turned out to be Elder Shi's godson, and the rest is okay. But the three fairy swords, the pit daddy is home, and there is one more dead fat man who has never seen it (the author personally has no grudges against Lin Zicong, but likes Lin Zicong very much), inheriting the bad habits of Xianjian One, men and women take each other's nicknames, I don't have any opinion, your sister, the Fire Ghost King is a big man and an ugly monster has become a beauty, and all the old men in Canggu have not died, and even more so how domineering the Demon Respect Building was cut off by the evil sword fairy who can press it to death with one finger. The most unforgivable thing is to ignore the original work and mix up several endings, so that my lovely nightshade sister died, but I want to ask him if it is the end of Yukimi or the ending of Zixuan No. 2. Seeing the most cheating place, I smiled, Li Xiaoyao appeared, Li Sansi only missed a face in the fairy sword three foreign biography to ask about the love story, and learned the flying dragon to explore the cloud from Nangong Huang, and Nangong Huang learned it from Sedum, in the biography, Sedum's children are almost eight to ten years old, at that time Li Sansi didn't seem to be married, and Li Xiaoyao appeared in the TV series, his father was not much old, and he traveled back from N years to repay his kindness. ”

"There are too many self-righteous screenwriters.,Although it's impossible to fully unfold according to the plot of the game.,But it's a bit too much to say about changing the plot.,Fairy Sword is currently out of Fairy Sword Eight and will take another route.,But the Fairy Sword Four TV series is a big bad hit.,The plot was ruined by the screenwriter.,No one is looking forward to the next Fairy Sword TV series.,Fairy Sword professional Hu Ge has been affected a little.。 But now the screenwriter is a little restrained, the plot of Huo Yuanjia played by Jet Li in the past is a cheat, Huo Yuanjia did not leave any descendants. After that and the next event, the screenwriter had to relent. The little dragon girl written by Lao Jin was given to that by Zhen Zhibing, but the screenwriter self-righteously wanted to make the little dragon girl perfect and kept that plot. Who knew that it had the opposite effect, the little dragon girl was originally perfect in people's hearts, although men pay attention to that thing, but too much care is not beautiful, just like when a certain art column talked about Venus in the past, she put a mosaic on her chest. But you can look forward to domestic animation now, when "Douluo Continent" was animated by the animation group, with that broken music, rotten painting style, and listening to the goosebumps dubbing, it turned out to be as well received as "Time and Space Traveler" (just kidding, don't spray when you see three young fans), and sure enough, the plot is king. ”