Chapter 592: Self-Presentation

The blanket is soft, and so is the sand under the blanket.

Meng Hai was on the blanket, pillowing his book, and smelled a smell, which was the smell of feet.

"Whose feet, whose feet stink so much. Meng Hai said with his eyes closed.

"It's my feet, I haven't washed them for a week. Niu Donkey admitted.

Meng Hai said: "I read books here, presenting a kind of beauty of reading, at least to provide an element for the formation of reading atmosphere, the scenery in the distance presents the beauty of nature, can be appreciated by us, the quality of what people present themselves, can evaluate a person's character, temperament, temper, etc., you stretch out two stinky feet, presenting a lazy habit, why do you want to present a bad habit, people's self-presentation is worth studying, what do you want to present, do you not know in your own heart?"

Niu Donkey: "I'm sorry, my feet stink, so I don't want you to make such a grand statement." My feet stink, you say that I present something bad, you can't generalize. ”

Meng Hai said: "The stars in the sky present the magnificence of the universe, those stars, planets, black holes, white holes, wormholes, nebulae, comets, supernovae, etc., all form a magnificent picture in my mind, they present magnificence, your feet present a foul smell, no, it is a faint smell, not very smelly, this smell is the most sultry, the most maddening, do you understand?"

The cow and the donkey said, "Okay, then I'll go and bring water, will you wash my feet?"

Meng Hai said, "Go get a knife and cut off your foot." ”

The ox and the donkey said, "Will you eat it?" and I will let you cut it down." ”

Meng Hai said, "Are you angry with me? You just stink my feet, what do you mean by that, okay, why don't we go and assassinate the people of the One Star that day? Wash your feet, please. ”

The ox and the donkey agreed, went to the hut and fetched a basin, took hot water, mixed it with cold water, and made it very comfortable water suitable for soaking his feet, and he sat on a chaise longe. Start soaking your feet.

Niu Donkey said: "I used to work in one place. Living with a group of swordsmen, I soaked my feet in the house, and they thought my feet smelled and soaked my feet. It's smelly. They wouldn't let me soak my feet in the house. And they don't wash their feet. The feet were not washed for three months, and every day they took their swords and practiced them in the courtyard. Their swordsmanship is brilliant. In the afternoon or at dusk, the men went out on the road and waited, and when they saw a man, they stopped him and told him to hand over the money, and if he did not pay it, or if he played tricks and tried to do it, the sword in the hand of the swordsman was not forgiving. Those swordsmen don't wash their feet, everyone thinks it's nothing, I soak my feet in the house, they don't think it's smelly, and later, I also learned not to wash my feet, I think, it's all due to the environment. So, you can't blame me for the smell of my feet, you can only blame the swordsmen. ”

Meng Hai said: "It's still what I told you just now, pay attention to self-presentation." The grass and trees on the continent, growing upward, showing vigorous vitality, flowing clear water, presenting the agility of nature, in the past, I heard Ye Duhong say a person, this person is still a homeless man to Ye Duhong, Ye Duhong told me again. That man likes to talk, but he never speaks where there are people, that man likes to talk in the wilderness, to the uninhabited wilderness, to talk there, he runs there, he sings there, sings about the wind of freedom, praises the clear sky, tells about the sudden change of the stars in the sky, tells about the creation of the universe, he speaks a lot of important things, he expresses a deep affection for all things, these things, he does not want to be heard, he does not need to be recorded on paper, he just wants to run in the wilderness, speak the best words, let the words melt into the wind。 This is almost performance art, this is simply performance art, he goes to the wilderness, his run, his refined language, his moving expression, his philosophical verses, his arguments full of truth, his emotional verses, are born in the wilderness, and this qiΔ“, which he is going to speak to nature, he arrives in a great mountain, and he speaks in the same almost incoherent manner, these words, have an echo. The performance artist who loves to run and talk in the wilderness is the performance artist that the homeless man talked about, what am I going to say, this performance artist is probably the homeless man himself. I'm not going to talk about this, I'm going to talk about self-presentation, let's just say the tramp, no, it's the performance artist, he runs in nature, he talks to nature in the wind, this is to present himself to nature, and when he presents beauty to nature, nature also presents beauty to him. What I sue you donkey is, you have shown me a smell of feet, and tomorrow I may present you with something even more terrible, and I will wipe dog shit on your nose, I mean, do you understand?"

The cow and donkey said, "You say that my feet stink, but your eyes should not be blind, you should see that I am soaking my feet, and when I wash my feet, my feet will not stink, so you don't have to put dog poop on my nose, lest your hands get dirty." ”

Meng Hai said: "I don't talk to you about it, I'm serious." You say, where has the Manor No. 1 aircraft arrived at tonight?"

Niu Donkey said: "It's hard to say, where to go, I'm not a spaceship, I'm not an expert in this area, I just don't know anything, don't ask me, ask Ye Duhong." No, Ye Duhong can't ask, you can only wait for the news from the big manor, don't worry, wait for them to give you information. ”

Meng Hai said: "There is a problem with your self-presentation, you should not present yourself as a person who is indifferent to everything, you should present yourself as a person who is aggressive and cares about current affairs, you don't care about such a big global event, so what do you care about? You don't even care about global events, you really can't do anything about it." ”

Niu Donkey said: "It's not that I don't care, it's that I really can't care, you say, no matter how much I care about Ye Duhong's flying machine, I can't control it, it should fall on Tianyi Star, it will fall on Tianyi Star, it should crash and crash, how can I control it?"

"Crow's beak. Meng Hai said, "You can't say the word crash, you say the word crash, ah no, you say those two words again, do you hear, I am inseparable from you." ”

Niu Donkey said: "Okay, I won't say those two words anymore, resolutely don't say it." I want to present myself like an obedient child, I will listen to everything you say, so it's okay. ”

"That's pretty much it. Meng Hai straightened the slightly wrinkled blanket and laid the thick spell book in his hand flat on the blanket.

Niu Donkey moved the position of the chaise longue to a position, closer to Meng Hai, his feet had been washed, his feet no longer smelled, and then Niu Donkey smeared foot cream on his feet, rubbed them, and his feet became fragrant feet.

The cow and donkey said, "How do you smell it, does it taste better?" My mood is the same as my feet, fragrant, you see, how good the scenery of this depressed mountain is, the scenery is infinite, you know, I love a piece of freshness in this mountain, the scenery in this mountain is fresh and elegant, can make me look at it for a morning without getting tired. So I don't understand, Ye Duhong doesn't want to appreciate the great rivers and mountains, he has to go to the space, he has to go to the sky, I want to say, on any of the four mountains, or in his big manor, live his whole life, wouldn't it be bad, I have to make a manor No. 1, I have to take that risk, my brain is really cramping. ”

Meng Hai said: "I was reading a book just now, and the content of the book presented strange pictures in my mind, and I was thinking about these pictures. ”

Niu Donkey said: "Don't always immerse yourself in books, always pondering spells, how boring, chat with me, and send down the boredom in your heart." I was in the weapons shop, and when I was fine, I chatted with the waiters in my shop, chatted with them about this and that, and the afternoon passed. ”

Meng Hai said: "I'm not a waiter in your store, and I don't want to talk to you, you stay on the recliner and don't disturb me on the blanket." ”

Meng Hai didn't let the cow and donkey disturb him, and when he thought about the problem of spells, he didn't want anyone to disturb him. Practicing spells, like many other disciplines, often requires a person to calm down and study slowly, and the more time you spend pondering, you will become enlightened one day.

The cow and donkey were no longer lying on the deck chair, he rested, and wanted to walk around, so he went to the side of the hut to find the white star, and the white star was communicating with the black star to learn spells, and the two people stood on the ground, both waving their arms, and the light emitted by the arms was flying around, and the cow and donkey wanted to come and chat with them, but they didn't expect them to be so busy.

The ox and donkey said, "You have been practicing all morning, so rest quickly." ”

Black Star said: "Nonsense, we just practiced, some of my movements are not in place enough, not enough lethality, White Star is teaching me." ”

The cow and donkey said, "Okay, you practice, I'll watch." ”

There was no one in the hut, and the ox and donkey went into the hut alone and lay down on a bed made of poplar branches. Niu Donkey himself felt that there was no way to compare with Black Star and White Star, he didn't have the two of them to work hard, whether it was learning spells or anything else, Niu Donkey felt that he didn't work very hard. Niu Donkey remembers that when he was in school, there was a tablemate who was very fond of complaining, and whenever there was any activity in the school, this tablemate complained, saying that there was something wrong again, and there were a lot of fart things all day long. At that time, Niu Donkey heard this sentence and was affected, and he began to dislike those activities in the school from the bottom of his heart, and it was precisely because of the words at the same table that Niu Donkey felt disgusted with many things in the future, and the work he did or did was a little more complicated, and he himself would complain that there were a lot of. Niu Donkey is still troublesome, take practicing spells as an example, he doesn't like to practice every day, he is afraid of trouble, he feels that practicing those spells every day is too cumbersome. In fact, Niu Donkey doesn't need to practice any spells, he has such a big weapon shop, as long as he wants, he can walk around the shop every day, practicing spells is just a hobby. (To be continued......)