Chapter 19: Xiao Zhan's life experience
Sister Wei's hellish matter was finally resolved, and after Xiao Zan blew on the fragment of glasses on the ground, the lenses were restored, and politely handed the restored glasses back to Sister Wei.
"I won't see ghosts anymore, will I?" Sister Wei took the glasses and put them on, and looked around the ward, but Lin Fang was no longer visible.
"Greedy dreams, you go to the hospital to hang around, see if there are any people with a vagina, if there is, bring them over, don't forget to set up an enchantment. Xiao Zan originally wanted to take Lin Fang to reincarnate by herself, but she thought of the strangeness in the building that Sister Wei said, so she planned to take Yun Xizi to have a look and make an appointment by the way. And in the hospital at night, you can definitely meet people with, so it's better to let them do it conveniently.
"It turns out that you usually have an enchantment on the road, no wonder Brother Mengmeng dares to walk on the road with a swagger. Xixi rubbed his little short hand and looked at Wanmeng with a smile, "Brother, I'll go with you to find it, I also want to swagger around the hospital." ”
"Eh, boss, is it okay?" asked Wan Meng, looking at Xiao Zhan.
"Go ahead, but be calm in front of the Yin Priest, and don't talk nonsense. Xiao Zan explained.
Taking advantage of Wanmeng and Xixi to find the Yin Judge, Xiao Zan asked Lin Fang about the restrictions on that building.
"The restrictions in that building seem to be only for me, and the other geists can come and go freely. Lin Fang said.
"Is it transparent isolation or something else that is in the way?" Xiao Zan asked.
"It's a light, every time I want to go out, whether it's through the main gate or through the wall, there will always be a light that stops me back, it's a very dazzling light, and every time I come into contact with that light, my soul will weaken. Lin Fang recalled.
Xiao Zan thought about it, if it was transparent isolation, it meant that the other party's Taoism was still relatively high. It's just a light block that scatters the soul, and it doesn't have any technical content, it may just write Lin Fang's birthday and the time of death taboo on the talisman, and make a soul flying formation for Lin Fang, trapping her in the building. Although this formation is not high-tech, it is very vicious, and most of them have heavy personal grudges.
"Did you ever have a grudge with someone when you were alive?" Xiao Zan asked Lin Fang.
"I ......," Lin Fang said with a twist and a twist about the previous incident with that manager.
"Do you know? Lin Fangdang was forced to hang himself by the main room. Hearing Lin Fang's words, Yun Xizi whispered in Sister Wei's ear.
So, Sister Wei also quietly bit Yun Xizi's ear about Lin Fang's matter.
"Nine times out of ten, that shrew did it! She must have a weak heart, afraid that Lin Fang would become a wronged soul and take revenge on her. Yun Xizi said to Xiao Zan and Lin Fang.
"I ...... I didn't know she hated me so much. I know it's wrong, but ...... I'm all dead......" Lin Fang said aggrievedly.
"She doesn't hate you, she is afraid of you, although you have made a mistake in this matter morally, but the biggest mistake is her man, and she doesn't even let go of your soul, and wants to trap you for the rest of your life. Yun Xizi said angrily, "Lin Fang will go to reincarnation in a while, what are you going to do with that array? It doesn't matter if it is broken or not, but the approach of the pair of men and women makes me feel disgusting!"
"It's better to destroy this messy formation. Xiao Zan patted Yun Xizi's back soothingly, "But I can teach the person who set up the formation a lesson." ”
"But it wasn't the man and woman who set up the formation, they must have found someone to get it. Yun Xizi clenched his fists.
"It's okay, I have my own way. Xiao Zan shook Yun Xizi's clenched fist.
"Boss, the Yin Priest has arrived. "Eager Dream and Hee Hee walked into the ward with two men wearing black tuxedos and top hats with pale faces.
"Xiao Dashen, which one needs to be taken to reincarnation?" After seeing Xiao Zhan, the Yin Commander took the initiative to greet him, looking very respectful of him.
Xiao Zan took Lin Fang over, and after explaining some things, the Yin Priest took Lin Fang away.
"Hey, I want to find a good family again, and the good reincarnation places are all occupied by Xiao Dashen. After leaving, one of the Yin Priests complained.
"No way, who told him to be in charge of the River Styx before, even the Hades at that time were a few points shorter than him, and now he is already at the level of a great god, and it seems to be at the same level as Hades, but in terms of seniority, Hades still has to call him uncle. Another Yin Priest said.
Lin Fang followed behind the two Yin Priests, silently listening to their chat, not daring to open his mouth.
"Greedy dreams and little things, you are here tonight to accompany Sister Wei, and Xizi and I will go to that building to have a look. Xiao Zan said.
"Eh, boss, when did I become a caretaker?" Wanmeng looked at Xiao Zan with a confused expression.
"Although Sister Wei's glasses are normal, but I have recruited some geists to come over before, I am afraid that they will take the opportunity to get on Sister Wei's body, you two are watching here, if there are geists coming over and trying to hurt Sister Wei, you will deal with it. In fact, Xiao Zan just made an excuse and wanted to be alone with Yun Xizi, because he found that there were two light bulbs with a lot of wattage everywhere, Wanmeng and Xixi.
"Okay, okay, I know, the task of guarding Sister Wei will be left to us, Sister Wei, don't worry, with me and my brother here, you won't let the geist get close to you. Xixi hugged Wanmeng and said to Sister Wei, in fact, Xixi knew in her heart that Xiao Zan was just looking for an excuse to separate them so that she could go on a separate date with Yun Xizi.
"Thank you then. Sister Wei helped her glasses and said, in fact, after her glasses were normal, she didn't know what was going on at all, but she saw that everyone was discussing something.
"Let's go. Xiao Zan stroked Yun Xizi's back and took her out of the ward.
wanted to stay with Yun Xizi for a while, so Xiao Zan walked over with Yun Xizi, anyway, Sister Wei's company was not far from the hospital.
"Did you say that on the way, I would see ghosts?" Yun Xizi took Xiao Zhan's hand and looked at Xiao Zhan.
"Well, are you afraid?" Xiao Zan looked down at Yun Xizi.
"I don't know, if they don't look terrible, I won't be afraid, if they look like Lin Xiaohui's corpse, I might be afraid. But if you're scared, I'll just hug you. Speaking of the last sentence, Yun Xizi directly grabbed Xiao Zhan's arm.
The two of them walked slowly on the street where the hustle and bustle had passed, and the surrounding spirits wanted to get close when they saw Yun Xizi, but after seeing Xiao Zan next to Yun Xizi, they were so frightened that they hid far away.
"It should be this zebra crossing, Sister Wei said that it was here that she met a group of wandering spirits who have been wandering on the zebra crossing. Yun Xizi looked around, "Hey, why is it gone?" ”
"With me, those ghosts and demons will hide far away. Xiao Zan said proudly.
"Then my eyes are not in vain, anyway, if you are around, demons and monsters dare not approach. Yun Xizi said coquettishly.
"Isn't it good to have me to protect you?" Xiao Zan leaned closer, hugged Yun Xizi, and lowered his head and whispered in her ear.
"You are so good to me, I won't be your wife or daughter in my previous life, right?" Yun Xizi moved out of Xixi's words.
"Then do you want it to be my wife or daughter?" Xiao Zan bit Yun Xizi's earlobe.
"Don't, neither, I hope you like me just because it's me and not for some other reason. Yun Xizi dodged Xiao Zhan's bite and ran forward.
Xiao Zan chased after him, and came to the front of the building with Yun Xizi frolicking. If Wanmeng and Xixi saw Xiao Zhan's happy appearance immersed in love now, they would definitely drop their jaws.
"This is it. Yun Xizi pointed to the towering building and said to Xiao Zhan.
So, Xiao Zan took Yun Xizi's hand and wandered in front of the building until he walked in front of a locust tree in front of the building.
Xiao Zan took out a string of paper-cut puppies with their mouths and tails from the pocket of his windbreaker, and whispered a few incantations to the puppies, and the puppies came to life, scattered, jumped under the locust tree, and dug up on the soil.
"It's so cute, what is this?" Yun Xizi felt very fresh when he saw the paper-cut puppy who was desperately digging the soil.
"It's also a kind of charm that can do things like dogs, like finding things. Xiao Zan explained.
After a while, one of the puppies dragged out a small yellow bag with red scriptures printed on it. It attached the bag to Xiao Zhan's palm, and then shook its head, as if asking for credit.
Xiao Zan stroked its head and said, "Good job, call it a day." After saying that, the puppies turned into a string with their mouths and tails, and ran back into Xiao Zhan's windbreaker pocket.
"What is this?" Yun Xizi said as he looked at the bag in Xiao Zhan's hand.
"Specifically for Lin Fang's Soul Flying Talisman. Xiao Zan took out a talisman full of numbers, which was written on Lin Fang's birthday and the time of death.
"Just such a talisman trapped Lin Fang's soul?" Yun Xizi couldn't believe it.
"It's not that simple, this is a talisman that has been cursed with blood, and the person who trapped Lin Fang dripped his own blood on it, and at the cost of his own yang longevity, so that the soul flying talisman can work. Xiao Zan had already smelled the blood dripping from the two people on the talisman.
"What kind of soul flying talisman, I think it's right to call it harmful to others and not to oneself. not only trapped Lin Fang, but also folded his life. Yun Xizi was speechless, unable to understand the idea that the woman would rather live a few years less than let Lin Fang reincarnate.
"Although there are many ghosts in the world, they are far less complex than humans. Xiao Zan has seen a lot of demons and monsters, but he feels that human nature is more complicated, because many demons and monsters are bred because of the dark side of human nature.
"What are you going to do? Although Lin Fang has already been reincarnated, I always feel uncomfortable if I don't teach the couple a lesson. Yun Xizi said.
"How do you want me to teach them, do you want them to lose a few more years of life, or scare them, and get them into a mental hospital, or what?" Xiao Zan looked at Yun Xizi dotingly.
"They have already lost their lives, let them be unlucky for half a year, anyway, they have trapped Lin Fang for half a year. "Yun Xizi is still very kind-hearted, even if he teaches people, he has a bottom line.
"Then I'll recruit a plague god to live in their house for half a year. ”
"Uh, you can also summon the plague god?"
"Yes, the plague god was originally an idle job, and he was usually bored to death, and now he has found him a job to do, and it is too late for him to be happy. ”
So, Xiao Zan summoned the plague god and lived in the couple's house. In the six months since then, the couple has either crushed the bed in their sleep, or the toilet is clogged, the "gold" has flowed all over the house, or the online bank has been stolen, and all the money in it has been transferred to an orphanage......
"You seem to be able to do anything, like Doraemon. Yun Xizi took Xiao Zhan's arm and walked back.
"Doraemon, that blue cat without ears?" Xiao Zhan's face was full of horror, and he didn't know where he looked like that cat.
"Well, like him, you have a pocket full of treasures and are responsive. Yun Xizi didn't notice Xiao Zhan's unnatural expression.
"Hehe, okay. "It's good if you're happy, Xiao Zan thought to himself.
"That Li Meiren seems to know you, but you pretend not to know her, what's the matter?" Yun Xizi took advantage of the good atmosphere and the fact that there was no light bulb beside him, so he wanted to gossip about Xiao Zhan.
"Well, we did meet, but we didn't know each other, I used to be a general under Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but my current identity is very complicated, I'm afraid that I will scare you when I say it. Xiao Zan didn't want to let Yun Xizi know her background so quickly, she just wanted to tell her little by little and let her accept it slowly, after all, she had a bad heart.
"Eh, how terrible can it be?" Yun Xizi expressed disbelief.
Xiao Zan stopped, looked at Yun Xizi, and raised his hand to stroke her hair. "I am not human, I am not a demon, I am not a definite species. My body and part of my soul belong to the general, but the other two parts of my soul are one-third of the soul of one god and the whole soul of another god. So, I'm complicated. ”
"That'...... Why can't you show up during the day? is it because of complicated identities?" Yun Xizi finally asked the question she had always wanted to ask.
"It's not exactly, I did some bad things back then, causing the living beings to suffer, and Nuwa sent her disciples to catch me and ask me to clean up with them to get rid of my sins. After Nuwa mended the heavens, in order to prevent mankind from suffering from the misery of life again, she fused my soul with that great general, and granted me mana, so that I could help her slay demons and eliminate demons and maintain the balance of the world. Maybe I did too much evil back then, and I was punished by God, every time after sunrise, before the sun sets, that is, during the day, I will change into the same way as before, my whole body will be full of corpse qi, and it will spread outward, and whoever comes close to me will become a zombie, so at that time, I can only lock myself in a basement room, and wait for the corpse qi to dissipate after sunset. After speaking, Xiao Zan looked at Yun Xizi, for fear that she would not be able to accept it.
"How can this be, were you a zombie before?" asked Yun Xizi.
"Pangu once divided his body into four great gods: Haotian, Nuwa, Fuxi and Qian, and these four great gods were the four great gods of the flood period. Xiao Zan slowly told Yun Xizi about his life experience.
After the Celestial War, Haotian owned the Celestial Realm, but the game was in the world. When he saw the Yellow Emperor and Chi You fighting, he was playful, so he ran to destroy it, waiting for an opportunity to harm the world. Nuwa couldn't bear to suffer in the world, so she united with Fuxi to eliminate the Yan.
However, the skull is transformed by Pangu's skull, and it is extremely hard, not to mention Nuwa and Fuxi, even Haotian can't hurt the slightest. In the end, Fu Xi trapped Qian with the Bagua Array, and Nuwa took the opportunity to divide her soul into three seals.
However, they underestimated the Qiang, and the three souls of the Warrior broke the seal and began to take revenge on them.
He attached his soul to Nulu (the daughter of the Yellow Emperor), Hou Qing (the younger brother of the Yellow Emperor), and Ying Gou (the god who guarded the Styx), turning the three of them into zombies and becoming the ancestors of zombies.
The Maiden can bring drought, the Houqing can fly and curse to bring people back from the dead, and the Win Hook can release corpse qi, and their existence has brought terrible disasters to humanity.
In addition, the body of the fox and a branch of the sacred tree obtained from Haotian were combined together, and it became a new breed - Jiangchen, who is also one of the ancestors of zombies, and is the most powerful of the four zombie ancestors, he is a sucking zombie, living on the essence and blood of people, and his descendants also continue this function.
In addition to the generals, Nulu and Houqing were all destroyed, and after Ying Gou was killed by the Yellow Emperor with the Xuanyuan Sword, his body was destroyed, but his soul fled.
However, the fleeing soul was captured by Nuwa, who sealed it and asked it to clean up with the disciples to wash away her sins.
Soon after, Nuwa made up for the sky, but the people of the gate still cultivated with the soul of Yinggou. It wasn't until the general of the Western Han Dynasty was bitten by the generals and ministers that he was rescued by Nuwa's disciples before the corpse mutiny, and combined his body with the soul of Ying Gou and the soul of one-third of the Xuan, and Xiao Zan was born.
With the strong body of a general and the spirit of justice, as well as the souls of the two gods, Xiao Zan has become both good and evil, although he can control the corpse qi on his body at night, but he is powerless during the day.
The people of the sect had thought of countless methods, but they couldn't control the corpse qi in Xiao Zhan's body during the day. Only one of the older elders once said that in this world, only one person can eliminate all the corpse qi in Xiao Zhan's body, and this person has a deep relationship with Xiao Zhan, but who it is, Xiao Zhan needs to find out by himself, after all, that person has been reincarnated for several lifetimes.
So over the years, Xiao Zan has been cultivating and improving his mana, while subduing demons and eliminating demons, and by the way, looking for the person who can eliminate his corpse qi.
"That'...... Is there any whereabouts of that person?" Yun Xizi was surprised by Xiao Zhan's background, but she also accepted that no matter what he was, at least this man was what she liked now.
"No, the elder said that she (he) used to be one of my family members, but the general has also experienced several lifetimes of reincarnation, and the number of family members can't be counted, so it is very troublesome to investigate. Xiao Zan was very helpless, and the elder fell asleep after dropping this sentence, and he has not woken up yet.
"And where do you live? I think...... I can go and see you when you're lonely during the day. Yun Xizi hugged Xiao Zan and buried her head in his chest.
"In a small Taoist temple in the back mountain of Qingcheng, it is a foothold for the doorman, and I will take you there next time I have the opportunity, where the environment is very good. Seeing that Yun Xizi fully accepted his identity, Xiao Zan felt very relieved and sweet.
"Hmm...... Okay......" Yun Xizi leaned on Xiao Zhan's arms and fell asleep.
After tossing for two nights, Yun Xizi was indeed tired. Xiao Zan brought Yun Xizi back to the "bustling and bustling", carried her to the bed, covered the quilt, and kissed her lightly on the forehead.
"I wish I could meet someone who can take my corpse out of my anger sooner so we can go on a date in the sun. ”
The corners of Yun Xizi's mouth curved, as if he heard Xiao Zhan's low moan......