College Chapter 10 Canteen Riots

Ye Yunchao didn't know what they were thinking, for those bad eyes, especially the guy who was smiling, Ye Yunchao looked very unhappy, but there was no way, who called me There is no evidence. But thinking about it differently, I'm being envied and hated by everyone, wow.

Ye Yunchao thought of this, and unconsciously showed a very evil smile, one word, cheap, two words, looking for a draw, three words, tired of being tired, four words...... 10,000 words, Ye Yun is super hard to write, so I won't occupy too many words.

When Ye Yunchao and the two beauties sat down in a not very conspicuous place in the canteen with the food, the next scene made the people around him want to hit the wall, and Ye Yunchao was very embarrassed and couldn't resist. On the left, Yuelian Xiaomeimei is pouring tea for Ye Yunchao, and on the right, Lily of the Valley Xiaomeimei is feeding Ye Yunchao a cake very gently with a spoon, both of them are smiling sweetly and looking very happy.

The couple next to him also learned the movements of the little cutie to feed the man, and the man was also very embarrassed to eat, and there were also couples who fed each other, but when they saw their boyfriend looking at Yuelian and Lily of the Valley with a look, they were very angry, and launched the awakening nirvana, mystery: pinching the waist and dragon claws and pinching the flesh. With her boyfriend's screams, the girl was very angry and snorted, and walked out very chicly, the man stretched out his hands that failed to hold the goddess, and stopped at Yuelian and Lily of the Valley with great regret, and then ran out after the goddess.

Anyway, there was an unexpected riot around him, and he was also depressed when he saw that the root of the riot was still feeding him without knowing what to say. Why do I have that inexplicable intimacy with the lily of the valley I just met, and I firmly believe that she will not hurt herself or betray herself. But there is no such person in his memory, and it also made Ye Yunchao think of more than a dozen routes, anyway, he believes from his subconscious, is it the wife who signed the soul contract? Don't be funny.

Yuelian is okay to say, she is my little household assistant robot, and it is normal to pour water for me to drink, but Lily of the Valley is a little overzealous, she is completely a girl who has fallen into the abyss of love, and she doesn't care about the eyes of others at all, and only a low-IQ girl with a lover in her eyes.

I was like this many days ago, maybe I just didn't get used to my new relationship quickly. My love for her may be just her lovely face, protecting her weak body, or just seeing her as a sister, maybe based on the damn vanity of men. In short, it's not the kind of love for lovers.

After a while, Li Rui came back again, and when he saw the three people who were basking in their affection, he let out an unbearable beast-like roar. In the end, I endured it. With blood-red eyes, he slowly sat opposite Ye Yunchao, staring at Ye Yunchao with straight hairs in his heart.

"In other words, you kid can't let people live, you can make people jealous to death just by standing together, and when you go to the cafeteria, you can still show your affection as if no one is around, you kid will be struck by lightning sooner or later. ”

Looking at Li Rui, who was stirring the cake with a spoon, Ye Yunchao waved his hand at Lily of the Valley, Lily of the Valley pouted, puffed out her cute little face bag, stared at Li Rui very angrily, and said, "Brother Yunchao, I'll go and put out the light bulb." ”

The little hand held the spoon, spun in the air, and then pointed at Li Rui. Li Rui had a very bad feeling from the bottom of his heart, and after a while, he let go of the spoon, propped his hands on the table, his face turned purple, his expression was a little distorted, his eyes were about to protrude, and he squeezed out a sentence with great difficulty: "Grandma, I was wrong, spare me." ”

"What's wrong with you?"

"I shouldn't be a light bulb, I shouldn't disturb your meals. ”

"That's right, everyone eats in the cafeteria, but it's a bit unreasonable to just use you as a light bulb, it's not fair to you. ”

"yes, so you can spare me. ”

Lily of the valley took a bite of the cake by herself, looked at Li Rui, whose face was about to touch the cake, and said: "You didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't do anything to you, why did you ask me to spare you, you are so strange." ”

Seeing Li Rui's embarrassed appearance, Ye Yunchao said to Lily of the Valley: "Forget it, Ling'er, let him go." ”

"Grandma, you and Ye Yunchao are a match made in heaven, and we will definitely be very happy in the future, believe me. ”

It seems that this sentence reached Lily of the Valley's heart, and then let Li Rui go with great mercy.

Li Rui's purple face slowly returned to its original color, rubbing his neck with his sore right hand, and kept twisting, putting on a very aggrieved expression, as if he had been abused.

"Anyway, you like to eat vegetables so much, as well as scrambled eggs with leeks, hot and sour squid, it's quite rich. ”

After speaking, Li Rui looked at the lily of the valley that was staring at him, trembling, and immediately prepared to flee the scene, but was pulled by Ye Yunchao. "Wait a minute, your cake is not eating, take me to the academy after eating." ”

Li Rui didn't look around, leaned over to Ye Yunchao's ear and said, "Hey, I don't want to die, she looks cute, but she is carrying a higher-end instrument of the gravity field facility that we are studying in China, and after locking me, use that thing on me." She is very likely to have something to do with the above, although I am one of the most powerful figures in the aristocratic academy, but compared to her, it is far worse than her, it is very unwise to offend that aunt, I have to hurry up and flash people, and we will talk about it next time. ”

After speaking, he was about to flee again, but was pulled by Ye Yunchao again, "I don't think she looks like it, anyway, you sit down first and then talk, I still have something to look for you later." ”

Ye Yunchao leaned into Lily of the Valley's ear and said something, Lily of the Valley smiled very obediently and said, "I know, Brother Yunchao, don't worry, I won't do anything bad to him." ”

Ye Yunchao breathed a sigh of relief, but Li Rui on the other side was sitting on pins and needles, the atmosphere on the table became a little subtle, seeing that Ye Yunchao was eating, Li Rui began to find a topic of embarrassment.

"I see you like to eat green food, and you have beaten so many greens and leeks. ”

"Hehe, green vegetables contain a lot of vitamins and minerals, which are very good for the body, and scrambled eggs with leeks, you know. ”

Li Rui glanced at Ye Yunchao inexplicably, could it be that the scrambled eggs with leeks have any special meaning, it is so ambiguous, looking at his silver smile, there must be something inside.

"Then I also like to eat greens, what kind of greens do you like to eat?"

Ye Yunchao raised his head and thought about it, "What kind of green vegetables do I like to eat, this, what other types of green vegetables, could it be that after so many years, the green vegetables have been taken to space or have been hybridized to produce many variants? No, I saw this kind of green vegetables in the cafeteria." ”

"I mean tender or slightly older vegetables, although the times are developing rapidly, but in terms of diet has not reached such a terrible event, for the diet is still very cautious, any genetically modified food can not be put into the market without three to five generations of observation, even if it is well reflected in animals, experts will also regularly check the body indicators after eating, do you think the food is so casual to change, say, are you pretending or really from 70 years ago?"

Ye Yunchao immediately felt bad after hearing it, although this identity was said in front of all his classmates, but as a traverser, this identity was okay as a joke, but it seemed a little troublesome if it was really recognized.

Ye Yunchao touched the back of his head and smirked at Li Rui, "As for green vegetables, I like the kind of green vegetables that are more tender, they have more taste than mature green vegetables, and they are not easy to choke." Tender greens have a unique taste, how to say it, it should be said that it is a little bitter green taste, I love that kind of taste, hehe. ”

"Perverted!"

Ye Yunchao was stunned, this is not talking about me, I just said that I like to eat vegetables, I didn't mess with anyone, hehe, I must not be talking about me.

At the table next to her, the girl who was neatly dressed in a school uniform and wore the logo of the Discipline Committee member on her right arm continued to say an incomprehensible sentence, "Lolicon!"

Ye Yunchao still smirked, hehe must not be talking about me, am I that old, generally speaking, Lolita is an uncle, I don't blame Shu Li, I don't blame Shu Li, yes, I must not be talking about me, hehe.

"She is one of the bull breakers in our college, a first-year student who became the president of the association, and also served as a member of the Discipline Committee, and her real identity is the granddaughter of the head of the college...... Also, she was in our classmate. ”

"Liar, that guy has such a big granddaughter at the age of 39, it's a cheat, this world is crazy. ”

"That's just his apparent age, it's estimated that his real age is over 70, don't look at me like this, I'm only 15 years old. ”

Ye Yunchao's eyes fell, this guy looks like a freshman and sophomore, he is only 15 years old, isn't this how the joke is made. Moreover, that guy Yuelian is playing tricks on me again, doesn't he say that the dean is only 39 years old?

"Don't look at it, the person who spoke is you, pervert!"

Ye Yunchao was stunned for a moment, looked around, and found that what she said was herself, very unsure pointed at her nose with her right index finger, and looked at the dean's granddaughter with very surprised and innocent eyes.

"I like to eat green vegetables, and I like the green taste, and the perverted Lori blames Shu Li. ”

"Hey, did she misunderstand something, did I provoke her by saying that I like to eat vegetables?"

Li Rui saw Ye Yunchao's very innocent eyes, clasped his right hand on his forehead, resisted the urge to kill, and said to Ye Yunchao: "That, what you said is a bit ambiguous, and the two beauties next to you look about 15 years old, but in fact, they are only twelve or thirteen years old at best, or even younger, not to mention that you are lolitacon." ”

Ye Yunchao was extremely depressed, ate a delicious green vegetable, said that he liked the green and astringent taste and became Loli control, when Ye Yunchao saw the dean's granddaughter's dish, a bloody case caused by green vegetables and bean sprouts happened.