Chapter 635: There are thousands of scumbags in the world, and half of them can speak and understand
"Detoxification, detoxification! Love is poison! Resolutely pursue singleness! Men are big pigs' trotters!"
Tang Xiao muttered, thinking non-stop, at this time he really looked like a stalker, paparazzi.
"Sync 10%.... Synchronous 20% ..... Synchronous..... Uncle Sync!"
"Discover the square fountain ahead, look at my leap of faith!"
Her nerves jumped a little, and she snorted at this time, saying that it was actually the game plot of Assassin's Creed, of course, as a standard otaku (pseudo), she naturally played a lot of games.
Following Wu Lan and Sun Changning, looking at his best friend with a smile on her face, she was like an idiot, and wandering around, happy as a bird, with a boyfriend to warm her body, and she followed behind, it was cold, and she spent eighteen yuan to ask for a cup of milk tea at a roadside stall, and drank it slowly, so she was desolate.
The more she thought about it, the more strange she felt, and at the same time questioned her own action.
Uncle, pig's trotters, what are you here for?
Isn't this a script? Isn't this looking for guilt!
No, no, in order to prevent Lan Lan from becoming a plaything in the hands of a scumbag, he has to follow him!
That's right, for Lan Lan's tears yesterday!
Tang Xiao's nerves obviously have a divergent thinking, often this kind of female physiology study is particularly good (boys are the same, fog), but there are also some that are too divergent, scattered and scattered, and they can't be gathered in the end.
Leaning against the wall, holding the increasingly cold milk tea, Tang Xiao felt that his heart was also like this milk tea, and it began to go away more and more!
Oh my God, for the happy life of my best friend, this is really a bloody investment!
"Woo, it's so cold, how did you come up with it when you go shopping in this weather, sure enough, love is poison, it stimulates hormones, adrenaline, and brain nerves, it's over, even God can't save people in love. ”
"Big pig's trotters, so why should I suffer such a crime!"
Tang Xiao said this, and saw two people turn into a store, she immediately followed quickly, until the store found the seats of two people for the first time, and only noticed what this store was when she entered at the same time.
"Cafe, it's old-fashioned!"
She thought in pieces, and went straight to the front desk at this time, and when the waitress asked Tang Xiao what he needed, Tang Xiao jumped nervously, and clapped his hands directly: "Big pig's trotters!"
Miss waitress: "?????"
Seeing that there was a little couple on the side who turned their heads to look over, Tang Xiao immediately came back to his senses, and suddenly blushed and reddened, and said in his heart that there was something wrong with him.
"But how could my smart, wise and cute little Tang Xiao be defeated by such a level of difficulty!"
Tang Xiao's heart immediately turned his thoughts, and when the waiter was a little thoughtful and tried to ask again, Tang Xiao suddenly became very polite, cleared his throat, and said softly:
"Trouble for a cappuccino, no sugar. Drawing thanks, help me pull a big pig's trotter. ”
Miss waitress: "..... Oh good.... Good. ”
Obviously, she was also a little overwhelmed by such a sudden change, and Tang Xiao began to sigh in her heart, she was really too witty, really handsome, cute, smart and wise, this kind of means of stealing the sky in the face of danger can be used.
In an instant, Tang Xiao fell into narcissism, and he didn't notice at all that Sun Changning's gaze looked at her.
"Who is this girl, who is going to pull a big pig's trotter with a thread?"
Sun Changning felt a little crying and laughing, and when his eyes moved back, he saw Wu Lan following his gaze and looking over there, just a glance and quickly retracted, just holding back a smile at the corner of his mouth, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud.
"Your roommate?"
Sun Changning asked her, and Wu Lan was a little embarrassed when she heard this inquiry, and her eyes were a little fluttering, but for a long time, she still lowered her head and snorted: "I asked her not to follow......
"Very interesting......
Sun Changning shook his head: "Drawing wire wants to pull a big pig's trotters, it seems that it is a popular saying on the Internet, men are all big pig's trotters." ”
Wu Lan burst out laughing.
The movement here naturally attracted the "paparazzi" Tang Xiao, who sat in a remote corner, not knowing that Sun Changning had recognized her.
"Laughing, what's so funny! Sure enough, it's a scumbag, and Lan Lan was fascinated by what he said in two sentences. ”
Tang Xiao waited alone in her seat, of course, soon, she picked up the coffee list as a cover, but her eyes still couldn't stop drifting towards Sun Changning and Wu Lan's seats, until one palm held the plate in front of her.
Tang Xiao raised his head and saw the waiter lady before, and the other party put down the coffee at this time, opened his mouth, and seemed to hesitate, but he still said a word.
"The cappuccino you ordered, unsweetened..... Drawing.... Big pig's trotters...."
Her voice became weaker and weaker the more she went to the back, and in the end, she almost laughed out loud, and hurriedly left before her expression collapsed, Tang Xiao muttered two sentences: "What are you laughing at, you shouldn't praise me for being witty, beautiful, handsome and intelligent." ”
While complaining, he took a sip of coffee, and when he took a sip, he suddenly hissed.
"It's hot!"
She stuck out her tongue while still making a "useless" disguise.
"Laughing again and again! Oh my God, do you have so much to say with a big pig's trotter? Wu Lan, Wu Lan, don't you really be deceived by a scumbag, if you turn around and dump you again, then you really lose more than you lose!"
"There are thousands of scumbags in the world, and half of them can speak well! Don't be fooled!"
Tang Xiao watched the conversation between the two become more and more "hot", and the more worried he was in his heart, but in fact, Sun Changning and Wu Lan were just talking about some ordinary past things, two people, one was forced to cover up but could not hide it for a long time, and the other was seen through but did not want to say it.
So the relationship is still as strange as it used to be, even if the situation is now like dating.
However, this fragile relationship situation cannot last too long.
"Is your father okay lately? Yanjing's conference is about to start, soon, there is not much time left for him, he should be about to send people to participate in the competition, right?"
Sun Changning asked about this, and Wu Lan was slightly stunned and said, "Well.... He hasn't been home recently, like him, he usually stays in the army, and the reason I saw you that time was because of a rare vacation, plus intensive training, so he was able to come back....."
"But it should be, who was before.... It's called Chen or something, didn't you say this, yes, it's really almost time now....." (https:)
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