The so-called two directions are actually the essence of increasing fertility!

How can we increase the fertility rate? To put it simply, there are only two problems! First, increase the number of times people snap, snap, snap!

Second, it is to improve the quality of the people's pops, snaps, snaps.

And quality and frequency can be seen as quality and quantity!

Even if the fertility rate of the people of the Tang Dynasty is generally not high, and the probability of pregnancy is very low, there will always be some improvement!

So, how can you increase the number of snaps, snaps, and pops?

Now, due to the advent of electric lights, the number of pops, snaps, and snaps of the people of Chang'an will definitely decrease, so how to improve this is a primary problem.

Secondly, it is quality......

This quality...... In fact, it is very difficult to control, and it is difficult to say.

But Lin Zifan still remembers that when he was on Earth, he watched a related documentary. It was a professor of sexology in the United States, and he had done some experiments.

To put it simply, when two people are slapping, slapping, slapping, if the two people are very excited, looking forward to it, very desired, and looking forward to it, then the probability of pregnancy will be higher!

"In other words, there's really only one thing I want to do!"

"That is, to raise the desire of the people to snap, snap, snap, and make them more excited in the process than before......

"If that's ......"

"I'm rubbing, speaking of which, it seems that there is only one way!!"

Lin Zifan was suddenly a little confused......

This Nima, I'm really embarrassed to say it!

"Lin Shangshu?" General Huo saw that Lin Zifan's complexion changed one after another, but he refused to speak, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

The empress's face darkened slightly......

Don't you see the prince thinking?

If it weren't for the fact that it was not easy to speak at this moment, I was afraid that the empress would not be able to help but spray General Huo's face. But at the same time, the empress also had a little bit of worry.

Throw it to him yourself, and what if he can't tell it for a moment?

But apparently, the empress's worries were unnecessary......

Lin Zifan looked at the empress and many generals with a strange face, and coughed dryly: "Cough, in fact, there is no way, but ......"

"But what?"

"What's the solution?"

The empress and the others were very curious......

"The way to do it is...... Intimacy in heaven!"

"Intimacy Heaven??? what's that?"

The Empress blinked, completely unoblivious, not knowing what it was, and the others had the same expression, after all, they had never heard of it.

"Actually, intimacy heaven is ......"

Lin Zifan leaned into the empress's ear, and when the empress saw Lin Zifan's expression, she knew that this product must have a bad idea, so she waved her jade hand lightly, blocking the small place where the two of them were, so that the sound could not come out.

"Actually, intimacy heaven is simply ...... Little Yellow Book. ”

Empress: "!!"

The Empress of Intimacy Heaven doesn't know what it is, but the little yellow book is ...... Normal people know that, right?

However, the empress didn't think that this method was out of the way, but she was puzzled: "Little Yellow Book, we don't have this thing in the Tang Dynasty." ”

"Moreover, many people have more or less some in their homes, but the fertility rate has not increased, this method, I am afraid...... Can't you?"

"And...... Why did you suddenly come up with this idea?"

"Could it be...... Have you seen it?!"

Halfway through the matter, the empress suddenly changed her words, became aggressive, and began to interrogate Lin Zifan.

Why did you think of using the Little Yellow Book? Have you seen it? Otherwise, how could you have thought of this?

In the feminist world, it's normal for women to read little yellow books or something.

Even if it's a visit to a green building or something, it's a normal thing, and most of them are just said to be romantic, and it's harmless.

But when a man reads the little yellow book, there is something like that, at least he will be said to be debauched~!

Lin Zifan: "(⊙o⊙)..."

What the hell am I ......

I have not only read the Little Yellow Book, but also enjoyed many ***** such as island countries, Europe and the United States, and stick countries?

Lin Zifan couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, but he couldn't say these words.

After holding back for a long time, he said: "I used to be ignorant when I was a child, and I saw some ......."

"As for not using ......"

"Your Majesty, the intimate heaven is definitely not comparable to the ordinary little yellow book, once it is printed in batches and sold, the fertility rate will definitely increase!"

Jokes, little yellow book?

What I want to write about is a paradise that can be compared to a mere little yellow book?

What's more, the little yellow book of this era ...... It's just that Theter is lagging behind, okay? The kind that I don't even care about in front of my eyes!

I want to write, but in modern times, I have experienced a boutique after I don't know how many people have eliminated and screened!

Once taken out...... The earth-shattering ghosts and gods dare not say it, but ...... It can definitely make the people of Datang want to stop, burn themselves, push back, and ...... That's it!

"You saw it when you were a kid?"

The empress looked at Lin Zifan with a smile, and said faintly: "No wonder you are so debauched, among men, it can be regarded as a strange flower, it turns out that you have seen these since you were a child?"

Lin Zifan: "Poof......"

Why can't I wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now?

The reflection in the empress's heart, this has already become, the existence of the little yellow book since childhood?

I'm rubbing......

"However, since you are so confident, you can print out the intimate paradise you are talking about......

"Well, remember to print it out, first show it to me, if it is feasible, then print it in batches, if I think it is not possible, I will think of a way. ”

Lin Zifan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!"

At first, Lin Zifan felt that it was normal, and the empress agreed to her own method, but the latter sentence made him almost squirt out a mouthful of old blood in an instant.

God will show you the when it is printed, can I show you that thing?

In case you read it......

I......

I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it!

Lin Zifan suddenly had the feeling of lifting a stone and hitting his own feet. But if you say it and spill it, it's too late to regret it!

I could only smash my teeth and swallow blood, and I smiled and nodded in agreement, but I wanted to give myself two big mouths in my heart......

Let your girl have a bad idea!

Wow......

The empress waved her hand again, and the shield set by her disappeared, and the voice of the outside world came in, while General Huo Da and the others were watching from the sidelines.

"Your Majesty......"

"What kind of method is Lin Shangshu talking about in the intimacy heaven?"

"Is it possible?"

"It's a book. The empress coughed dryly: "As for whether it is feasible...... When the time comes, I'll let you see it. ”