Chapter 008, where are the two fools
The county lord was confused by the warblers in the sky for a while.
In a trance, she muttered to herself: "Recently, but you have practiced until you have gone mad? What's wrong, a little dizzy?"
"Admit your mistake quickly!" Hua Liangchen saw that they were all fixed, but he was as excited as a shy rooster, and said with a red face: "Hua Ye I am lazy for a day, and I don't want to live anymore." That's when I woke up......"
"I don't admit it!" replied the county lord over there, still a little self-conscious.
"Huh! What! Gu Jin hasn't come up yet!" Hua Liangchen jumped back, whirring, circled around her, raised his eyebrows, and whispered: "In the lower leaf coconut Linglang, it's Tuo shit!haha...... Ha ......"
After speaking, he looked tentatively.
Ye Ye Linglang was full of surprise, her eyes were cross-eyed, seeing that her mouth did not listen to her command, and said: "Below, Ye Ye Linglang is a dog shit!haha...... Ha ......"
"Haha...... Ha" Hua Liangchen smiled both short and long.
"Haha...... Ha" the county lord also laughed two short and one long.
"In the lower leaf coconut Linglang, he is a loser, he is good at teasing cats and dogs every day, doing nothing, and doing all kinds of evil...... Nothing to do, no evil......" This Ye Ye Linglang suddenly went crazy, slapped herself, left and right, and repeated these two words constantly.
"Unreasonable-" The pink-clothed man Hua Liangchen seems to be telling a story, of course, there are more words.
Sure enough, Lord Ye also followed and said, "It's not a person to make trouble unreasonably!"
"Shameless!" whispered the pink-clad boy.
"I'm a shameless one. The Tian Yuan Kingdom has been plagued by me and my father. The county lord wept bitterly and repented.
"Much ado about nothing—"
"Nothing to worry about?"
"Nonsense!" Ao Wuxian temporarily stabilized the situation, pointed at his partner, and whispered: "I usually let you study more, but you are cheating and cheating, now you are stupid, write a review in the study, and there will be no words in three sentences?"
The county lord started talking nonsense, saying what he usually wanted to say but didn't dare to say.
"Although I don't have a mother. But there are more than 20 aunts around my father, which one is not obedient to me!"
"I like the prince because he doesn't like me. ”
"Originally, this city belonged to my father. Hehe. I do nothing evil, I do nothing wrong, I am extremely boring, I am unprovoked, I am lawless, I can't extricate myself...... Ah, yes, if I fall in love with the crown prince, I will be the crown princess. ”
Hua Liangchen said dozens of words in a row, until the two of them felt that these words were really innocuous and boring......
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Hua Liangchen turned his target to the old beggar again, this old beggar was a god for a while, a cat for a while, a cat for a while, a cat for a while, and a martial arts for a while, and he was strong in martial arts, and if he wanted to save Hua Congee, there must be some ulterior secrets in it.
The old beggar sat upright on the north bank, surrounded by a circle of black-robed and masked women, affected by the Gu King's Flying Heavenly Gu. They were all stunned and in a trance.
"Wow, the miscellaneous family has been guarding for ten years, and it is a stone, once awakened, and sworn to defend the demon Jue to the death, it is better to break the jade than to destroy it—" The old beggar said eloquently, something like this.
"Hehe, old thing, you are really a fine work of the Demon Jue Kingdom!" Hua Liangchen spat and stroked the old beggar's grandfather's white beard a few times, and there were some ice wires hanging on it, Hua Liangchen stretched out his index finger and licked it, and said: "The blood of this county lord is really powerful." I didn't see the old beggar's fire burning the lord's hair, or the lord's ice froze the old beggar's beard......"
"Oh, ahaha. Phew, Bah!" The playboy foamed at the mouth dozens of times in a row.
"What's wrong?" no one in the world spoke, and of course Ao Wuxian heard that his partner really wanted to vomit, and vomited until he vomited his heart and liver.
"Bah-" Hua Liangchen said facelessly.
"Haha, but you ate the old beggar's saliva?!" Ao Wuxian couldn't help but laugh a little.
Hua Liangchen tried to stop his vomiting and turned to look at the women in black.
He wasn't interested in any family secrets or anything like that.
Time was limited, he had a good eye, quickly shifted his attention, and led the Flying Heaven Gu to the black-clothed women at the back.
"Wow, the county lord's clothes are so beautiful, the slave family is almost crazy in this black dress......" One of the women was hot, although she was dressed in black, but her ankles showed rose-red stockings. The playboy teased a little, but she didn't say anything like a killer or the dead.
"Restore the country, return to the country, and I am about to mold when I get my red sleeves back...... When will I see ...... again" A dignified and elegant woman, older, the most enchanting among a bunch of women.
Ten years ago, in the Demon Rebellion, the entire Demon Continent fell into a melee, and the Demon Emperor Aocheng, who was no more than a guard officer on the western border at that time, only used a small trick to plunge the other country's Demon Jue Kingdom into civil strife, and then led the troops to take advantage of the victory and drove straight into the throat fortress.
Proud City used this to establish its military exploits.
Ten years later, another pair of moons volleyed in the sky, peach belt Li Zhuang, attacked the White Crane Gate, entered the Yujue Palace, and became the emperor in one fell swoop;
"Restore the country, restore the country. Isn't it good to live well? Every day, people are clamoring for the restoration of the country, and their ears can hear calluses-" Hua Liangchen was so angry that he really pounded his ears again, and shouted: "Annoyed, annoyed." It's a stunning beauty, you have to do this thing of fighting and killing!"
Hua Liangchen smiled, touched the woman's slender waist, and scolded: "Red sleeves, right? The enemy is currently in the dark, you don't know how to reduce the burden, you have a round belly, you can see that you are a foodie-"
"He regained the country, the slave family is looking for a good person, the slave family is good, he reads at night, and I have the best fragrance on my red sleeves-" Although a woman has a soapy and blue face towel, she has a beautiful face, and although her eyes are dim, they are like autumn water.
Hua Liangchen walked around the target for a long time, but he still retreated, lifted the woman's chin, and asked: "You women, she is red-sleeved, but she is delicious! You are not red-sleeved, but you want red sleeves to add fragrance." Tsk, but you want to find someone who wants to fill him with incense?"
"Yin Yufei, the slave family, does have this intention! But it is true that the slave family's wish has not been achieved. That Yin Yufei was in a trance, and he actually flattened down and said: "Childe, don't blame, the slave family has seen Childe!"
"Oh, it looks like you come from a big family. Xian Shu is gentle, cute, and empathetic...... "Hua Liangchen has a good personality, just now the prince laughed at him for not learning and not knowing, and now he has to say a few more words to show off to the prince."
"Quick, do your job, at this moment, you've exhausted what you've learned—" Ao Wuxian was a little impatient, and after a while, it was another fierce battle, but his companion didn't have any valuable information.
"Your name is Yufei?" Hua Liangchen chirped: "You were born in May? haha, the second master is going to scold me for not being good at learning art, I know this, 'In May, the wheat in Jiangnan is thin, and the rain is faint in the Huangmei season. ’”
"You know that. It's a pity that if you are born in the yang, you will end up, and what if you die, what is the hell in the yang, just drifting in a foreign land......" The woman actually wiped the tears in the corners of her eyes in a trance.
"You are a woman, why do you say this?"
"But it's just a matter of making up your mind!"
"Oh...... Good spirit-" Hua Liangchen's heart moved, this Flying Gu target is extremely unstable, although it can make people temporarily fascinated, but it can only be regarded as a wide variety of small harvests, there is no one without a sentence, the truth is definitely the truth, but it is not necessarily the one you want.
So, pacing the square step, he moved over, lifted the woman's chin again, and looked at it carefully for a long time......
"Slap-" sounded, in the chaotic minds of everyone, a slap in the face, crisp and pleasant slashed out of the air.
It scared all kinds of people on both sides of the strait to wake up......
People are like weeds lying on the ground, happily supporting their heads, shaking their necks from side to side, and even hearing the sound of "rattling" like mushrooms after a rain.
"Oh good fellow, why did I fall asleep in the street, and there was a strong smell of urine on the ground...... Someone must have defecated in the street—"
"Speaking of urine. I have to pee too, hey, how can this street be a big ditch - I pee ......"
I saw that the man was in a daze and bowed his legs, and pinched the thing between his legs with both hands, and gurgled towards the ruins......
The waking up flower porridge hugged the "Qingshan County Lord" and sat cross-legged on the rock.
I was stunned for a long time before I remembered to run.
It can be bright and dark around the rock, half ice and half fire.
Run, how to run embattled?
The county lord of Linglang, the prince in silver-gray robes, the flower minister in pink clothes, the beggar, and many thugs of the county lord, circled together, especially watching her flower porridge like watching the fire from the other side.
"Where to run...... The crown prince known as the Gu King was arrogant, slowly dragged a few pieces of air, and said: "That slave girl, you stand firm first......
"Fight for the tiger. Dog...... The prince ...... "Flower porridge struggled a few times. Due to the temporary disappearance of the two-phase mana, Panshi was originally a balance point between the power of the county lord and the beggar, and when a roar passed, the mountains and ravines went deep underground.
"Phew, phew, ......" The flower porridge is like a small beast, being carried into the air, facing the disaster of destruction in a weightless state, and it is chaotic for a while, shouting: "Where is the second fool, save my sister quickly......"
The cold wind was even stronger, and the rough wind was like a drunken man overturning the carriage and stepping on it again. The flower porridge that fell into the abyss was hung by the collar at once, like a puppeteer caught by the man's other hand, twisted and deformed and struggled by itself, and was carried back to the ground.
Two clouds of black mist, this time four claws.
The four claws pressed a little on the ground, and then pounced on them, and slammed them down from mid-air, slashing at the two balls that had just emerged from the ground.
Arrogant and innocent, in just a flash, several flying Gu Canghuang came out and flashed forward before the female slave in his arms...... After a few moves, he only blocked one of them, and another snake flashed behind him, and his two claws clamped Hua Congee's shoulders, smashing her into a ball and pressing her to the ground.
Hua Congee struck the ground with both hands, hugged the cat with his right hand, and took out the comb with the other hand, tearing the rocks on the ground, and the fire splashed everywhere.
Helplessly, in the eyes of the other party, this is just a small skill of carving insects.
"Ahh......h The prince is a villain—" Hua Congee scolded.
Among the two, the female slave must be the focus of contention between all parties, one of the two groups is the county lord, and the sword suddenly clamped down on the cheap slave, and the sword attacked the evil prince again.
"What's the matter? Flower porridge!", one turned around, and the arrogant innocence who greeted him was frozen by the shoulders of the soap-clothed guard.
In desperation, he lifted his waist and hips, and Ao Wuxian had some scruples in his heart and could only hide and hide aside. Behind him, the county lord lifted him and missed.
The soap-clothed guard roared, but it was like a thunderbolt in the middle of the day, and the roof tiles were cracked.
The county lord wanted to win quickly, so he cut his body like a tiger's tail, and only one swooped upside down, cutting it into the helpless mass.
“...... Don't worry about it!" As soon as her eyes were closed, Hua Congee just wanted to resign herself to fate, and didn't want to have anything to do with the dog prince.
But I felt that the soap-clothed guard behind me was shocked by the tiger's body, and was plucked by another person on the dry land, and together with the porridge, jumped into the air and rose from the ground......
Arrogant and innocent, lest the county lord harm the flower porridge, he made this decision in a hurry, and it was also expected that the man in black who wanted to be restrained had no experience in air combat, and he might subconsciously relax, and at the same time, he could also get rid of the state of being attacked by the enemy on his back and abdomen.
However, on the ground, the pink, blue, green and red let out a cheer from a fan girl: "Handsome is dead, second master!"
"It's time to give a dowry, one glance at the second master, there is no one else in the eyes of this life!" a woman in a red jacket and a green dress cried.
"Oh, didn't you fall into the pit and become a pie?"
Yes, the serious image of worrying about the country and the people just now obviously does not match the prince's personality.
Arrogant and innocent was extremely ashamed, and he was so weak that he could only do it in a hurry. It's okay to use a little Gu technique to make the girl happy, but a few jumps into the air can only reach half the height, and the distance is a long way off, and the fighting skills in the air are still shallow and rough, and I saw the electric light in the air in the morning sun......
The soap-clothed guard in the air didn't seem to be a rookie, and during the ascent, he grabbed the high end of the slave girl's big neck with one hand, and Congee immediately paralyzed her whole body, her limbs twitched, and she was completely unconscious. He drew two short swords that flashed with lightning in his other hand, and his body shrank as lightning and fell to the ground.
"Not good. Tune the tiger away from the mountain!" Ao Wuxie took off his hand, and he grabbed the flower porridge but didn't catch the soap-clothed waiter.
"The old beggar's grandfather was already frail and sickly, and he hadn't eaten for a few days...... What do they want a dying man for?" When the porridge fell from the air, the pink-clothed boy who flew over wanted to save her.
"They look like they can beat us several times, okay? Grandpa Beggar...... "Hua Congee is a little lacking in confidence.
"Is it? It has always been a monk with more porridge and less ......porridge," the old beggar didn't seem to realize that he was a blind man riding a blind horse, and in the middle of the night in the deep pool, he still squeezed his eyebrows and looked at the porridge and smirked.
A few homeless men carried sticks and broken bowls, and there was a lot of coaxing under the red lanterns in the distance.
"Oh, donors, the miscellaneous family is confused for a while...... I forgot to give you noodles to eat...... "The little beggar who detained the ground seemed to be relieved, and actually saluted those few.
"Beggar master, it stands to reason that at this moment, in our realm, is it better to run away......" Hua Congee asked the beggar on the ground.
"What are you running? I haven't eaten the noodles of the miscellaneous family yet......" The old beggar's white beard was drilled into a piece of ice by saliva, making his appearance sharper.
"Running ......" Hua Congee intended that the old beggar ran first, and it seemed more feasible to take the opportunity to find a way by himself.
"But can you run away?" asked the old beggar.
"Run! Of course I did...... If you can't run, you have to run!Please......" Hua Congee was sweating profusely, and her hands and feet were too busy to dance in the air.
"A bunch of people, I'm just thinking about flower porridge. Where would they have thought that the old beggar was their target!" said Ao Wuxian.