Chapter 267: The Poor Monk Is Not a Serious Monk
“......”
The roar of the golden cicada shook the stone walls of the cave, and the stone walls were buzzing.
Atmosphere..... It was a little awkward for a while.
At the entrance of the cave, looking at the big-eyed golden cicada and the little monk, Su Han couldn't help but pout.
"What's wrong with the golden cicada? The golden cicada didn't kill it wrong, aren't you the Buddha's apprentice?"
Hearing this, Su Yi turned his head and glanced at him suspiciously.
After a long silence, the little monk came back to his senses and looked at the golden cicada with a strange expression.
"You..... Is it a golden cicada?"
Jin Chanzi nodded, "It's like a fake." ”
"You're not a Buddha?"
"You are the Buddha, your whole family is the Buddha!"
Ring color: "......"
staring intently at the golden cicada for a long time, the little monk nodded.
"Oh. ”
"Oh?"
The golden cicada exploded directly, "You almost hurt the wrong person, just one, oh it's over?"
At the very least, we should apologize, right?
Even if you apologize, I won't forgive you!"
The little monk raised his head and glanced at him, "The words of the golden cicada..... It's not a mistake. ”
Golden Cicada: "......"
Seeing that the little monk who had quit sex looked natural and reasonable, Jin Chanzi was stunned at that time.
Oh my God!
Is there such a shameless person in this world?
The two of us have no grievances and no enemies, you use conspiracy and trickery to assassinate me, and in the end, you can still say that you are right so justifiably?
You're right..... Could it be that the poor monk is wrong?
"Golden Cicada.... It's the golden cicada that was swallowed by the Great Virtue Patriarch back then, right?"
Jin Chanzi: "...... Swallow..... Swallow?"
Jiese raised his head, looked at the condescending golden cicada, and asked rhetorically without showing weakness, "Isn't it?"
Jin Cicada's eyes widened, "Wait a minute!Who told you that your great master once swallowed the poor monk?"
Then again, what the hell is Patriarch Dade?"
Ring color: "......"
He..... Don't know the Great Patriarch?
Oh, remembered!
At the beginning, Patriarch Dade was still a pig slaughterer, and when Patriarch Dade became Patriarch Dade, this guy had been digested into a pair of organic matter by Patriarch Dade.
"Do you remember, tens of millions of years ago, you once met a pig slaughterer? ”
Jin Chanzi nodded, "You mean that guy, that guy is the Great Virtue Patriarch you said?"
The monk nodded, "I remember."
You and my ancestor are enemies, and I, as a junior, want to kill you, shouldn't I?"
Looking at the precept with a straightforward look, Jin Chanzi was stunned for a moment.
"No, you wait, when will the poor monk become enemies with your great master of the great virtue?"
"And said no, you were going to attack my patriarch back then, but my patriarch came to a Jedi counterattack with superior skills, swallowed you into the stomach, and after digesting it, he had the later Dharma cultivation and became a great patriarch. ”
Golden Cicada: "......"
Listening to the words of the little monk, Jin Chanzi felt that he would definitely be stunned.
What is this?
Think what kind of person is his golden cicada, a mere pig killer can swallow him in his stomach and digest him?
After digesting him, can he still attain a Dharma cultivation?
And this good thing, why doesn't he know?
If you know, if he has nothing to do, he will cut some meat from himself and cook it, will it not be long before he will be invincible in the world?
After all..... After eating it, he can increase his cultivation!
"So, that's what happened back then, that's what your ancestor told the juniors?"
Jiese glanced at him, and knew that he was going to quibble, but he still cooperated, "Isn't it?"
"Of course not!"
The golden cicada jumped three feet high, "Okay, you pig killer, in vain my golden cicada was so good to you back then, but you ruined my golden cicada's reputation like this?"
This Liangzi, I will write it down, let's calculate it slowly in the future!"
A mocking smile appeared on his face, and as he expected, the guy began to quibble.
"Oh, isn't that the case? What were the facts back then?"
"How?"
Jin Chanzi glared at the precept, "Back then, the poor monk found the pig killer, passed on his cultivation to him, and practiced life and death meditation by himself.
The pig killer was able to achieve today's achievements because the poor monk fulfilled him, and as a result, he ruined the reputation of the poor monk. ”
"Oh. ”
The little monk nodded, and then asked, "Then why are you so good to my family's ancestor?"
Scold!
You can't lie, I'm going to see how you get round.
Jin Cicada blinked, "Is it good for him?"
I thought about it and nodded.
"Like, it's really good for him. ”
After a few words to himself, Jin Chanzi's gaze fell back on the face of the little monk.
"Naturally it's good for him, after all..... The poor monk was ready for him to become a Buddha. ”
Ring color: "....."
Su Han: "......"
The answer to this ..... It seems a bit of a surprise.
"Do..... Be a Buddha?"
"Yes. ”
Jin Chanzi nodded, "The poor monk and the Buddha are friends of life and death, the Buddha is dead, and the poor monk naturally wants to find a new Buddha to replace him."
Otherwise, the position of the Buddha is vacant, wouldn't it give him a chance to come back. ”
Ring color: "......"
So, are you not going to give him a chance to come back?
In that case..... Listen to what you mean, I don't think this seems like the attitude that a friend of life and death should have!
"Would you be so kind?"
Despite the sincerity on Jin Chanzi's face, Jiese looked at him with doubts in his eyes.
Jin Chanzi nodded, "Poor monk..... I must have my own selfishness. ”
"What selfishness?"
Selfishness is ..... There has to be someone who can convince everyone to take the position of the Buddha, so that the dead ghost will never have a chance to come back!
And if you want to be able to convince the public, you must at least have the strength of a poor monk. ”
Jie Se looked at him, "So..... Do you have the strength to be able to achieve the position of Buddha and be able to convince the public?"
Jin Cicada nodded, "Yes!"
The little monk pursed his lips, "Then you will be so kind, don't be a Buddha yourself, and leave the opportunity to my ancestor?"
Jin Chanzi shook his head, "Poor monk..... I can't do the Buddha's. ”
"Why? Isn't your strength okay?"
Jin Chanzi nodded, "Yes, the poor monk has the strength to be a Buddha, but the identity of the poor monk is not good!"
"Identity?"
Jin Chanzi nodded, "If you want to be a Buddha, you must at least be a Buddha!"
"Ahem!"
The little monk looked at Jin Chanzi with a strange expression, "You're not a monk?"
Jin Chanzi nodded and shook his head, "The poor monk is a monk, but not a Buddha. ”
"My Patriarch ....."
"No, your patriarch is a Buddha. ”
Jin Cicada interrupted the words, "And..... The poor monk is not only not a Buddha, but also a serious monk!
Poor monks have their own teachers, how can they betray their teachers and worship your Buddhism. ”
Ring color: "......"
Su Han: "......"
So..... This guy who is a poor monk is actually ..... Not a real monk at all?
The poor monk is just not a serious monk, but the poor monk is really a monk. ”
As if he understood the thoughts in his heart, Jin Chanzi directly stopped doing it!
"The poor monk just didn't worship the Buddha, but the poor monk is indeed a monk, and the poor monk's master hand-picked!"