"Hula!"

The gust of yin wind hit quickly, hitting the door of Tuofeng's face.

"Smack!"

The gust of yin wind seemed to turn into an invisible palm, and a slap hit Tuo Feng's left side of the face, causing him to grin in pain.

"Shhhh It hurts me to death!" Tuo Feng hurriedly covered the left side of his face.

When the pain improved slightly, Tuo Feng turned his head to see if the shadow on the glass door was still there.

"What the hell are you?"

The back of the glass window was still there, and not only that, but he saw the front of that back.

I saw that the bride was standing in front of her, raising her right hand, and making a slapping pose.

"You smoked me just now?" Tuo Feng asked, looking at her raised right hand.

The bride didn't speak, but nodded cooperatively.

"Damn, why are you beating me?" Tuo Feng said indignantly.

"Because you didn't give me your eyes back!" said the bride angrily.

The bride's voice is beautiful, and she doesn't sound like she's old.

"I... I didn't steal your eyes. As he spoke, Tuo Feng suddenly realized, "You won't be that mud Buddha, right?" ”

"Yes!" the bride nodded.

Hearing this, Tuo Feng observed the bride from head to toe and said, "Are you still vulgar?

"Yes!" the bride nodded again.

Tuofeng's heart at this moment seemed to be trampled by ten thousand grass and mud horses, and it was accompanied by the rolling thunder of the sky.

"That's... So what do you want?" Tuo Feng is now sure that he has been entangled by the female ghost of the mud Buddha.

"Marry me!" said the bride.

"Marry. Marry you?" Tuo Feng thought he had his ears back.

"Yes, marry me!" the bride repeated.

Tuo Feng looked at the bride from head to toe again, and found that although she was wearing a wide bridal dress, she looked good, and her breasts were not small.

Not only that, but the bride's exposed hands outside the sleeves are also moist and white, and it seems that her skin is very good.

"What, do you know that people and ghosts have different paths?" Tuo Feng scratched his head and said.

The bride shook her head and said, "I'm not a ghost. ”

"Heh, you think I don't read enough to lie to me, aren't you a female ghost, are you a fairy?" Tuo Feng sneered.

Because, he could clearly feel a cold breath from the bride's body, a breath that made people tremble even more than the cold air.

"I'm a goblin. The bride said.

"Goblin?" Tuo Feng thought about it and thought it was possible, anyway, with her sneaky appearance, it was either a female ghost or a banshee.

"Yes, marry me!" repeated the bride again.

"But shemales have different paths!" Tuo Feng was a little puzzled.

"Marry me!" the bride said.

"Do you have to let me marry you?" Tuo Feng said helplessly.

"Yes!" the bride nodded.

"Okay, okay, okay, are you beautiful, do you have a dowry?" asked Tuo Feng.

"Pretty, the dowry is the eyeball that you stole from you. The bride said.

Tuo Feng hurriedly covered his trouser pocket and said, "Isn't it just a glass ball, and it's worthless!"

"That's the Black Gem. The bride said.

"Oh, is it?" said Tuofeng, clutching his trouser pockets tighter.

"Marry me!" the bride continued.

"Got it! Then you lift the hijab and let me see if you are beautiful. Tuo Feng said.

"Xianggong, you come to lift. The bride said.

"it! Can you be reserved, you haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, and you're called the prime minister." With that, Tuo Feng stepped forward and pinched the edge of the hijab with both hands.

When he approached the bride, he noticed that the cold aura was even worse.

He shuddered and tore off the bride's red hijab.

"Mom!"

Tuo Feng sat on the ground with a fart.

"Xianggong!" After seeing Tuo Feng sit on the ground, the bride bent down and wanted to help him up.

"Don't, don't come here!" Tuo Feng hurriedly retreated a few steps back.

"You... You should put the red hijab on your head. Tuo Feng handed the red hijab to the bride and said tremblingly.

"What's wrong, Xianggong, am I not beautiful?" the bride raised her hand and touched her cheek, looking at Tuofeng with a confused expression.

Tuo Feng turned his head to the side, gritted his teeth, and said, "Girl, I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding of the word beauty." ”

"Huh?" the bride didn't seem to understand Tuofeng's appearance, and seemed more and more confused.

Tuo Feng gritted his teeth again, turned his head to look at the bride, trembled his hands, pointed to her face and said, "When you changed from male to female, did you forget to change your beard? Also, what's the matter with your nose hair that overflows the sky? Don't you trim it?"

"Me?" Hearing Tuofeng's words, the bride touched the beard on her face.

"Don't say it yet, wait until I'm done!" Tuo Feng continued: "Also, your two eyebrows have grown to a bunch, don't you repair them? Do you really think of yourself as a crayon Xiaoxin? Also, the skin on your hands is so white, why is the skin on your face so yellow, is there a liver disease?"

"I... Do you think I'm not beautiful enough?" the bride finally realized that Tuo Feng was disgusted with her looks.

"Since you can change from a mud Buddha to a woman, let's turn yourself upside down a little more, and when it becomes like this, let's discuss our marriage. As he spoke, Tuo Feng pointed to a poster posted on the wall by his friend, which was a poster of Liu Tianxian.

The bride turned her head to look over, frowned, and said, "She's not as pretty as me!"

"Huh?" Tuo Feng plucked out his ears, thinking that he was hallucinating, "She is not as beautiful as you, so who do you think is more beautiful than you in this world?"

The bride shook her head firmly, and her long, black nose hair swayed from side to side along with her shaking head, and Tuo Feng couldn't help but feel nauseous.

"No, no one is prettier than me. The bride said confidently, and after speaking, she didn't forget to throw a wink at Tuofeng.

"Gross!"

Tuo Feng couldn't stand it anymore, so he covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom.

"Xianggong, what's wrong with you?" the bride ran into the bathroom with Tuo Feng on her face.

"I'm throwing up!" Tuofeng said.

"I'll pat you on the back. With that, the bride walked behind Tuo Feng and raised her hand to pat him gently on the back.

As soon as Tuo Feng turned his head, he saw the bride's black and thick nose hair, and he couldn't hold back and spit it out.

"Can you keep your distance from me? Distance produces beauty, do you understand?" Tuo Feng said as he vomited.

"If you keep your distance, you can't take care of your husband. The bride said.

"Whew..."

After spitting out the seafood he ate that night, Tuo Feng took a breath, turned around, no longer looked directly at the bride's face, but stared at her chest, and said: "I really don't need you to take care of it, and besides, I'm not your husband, I can't appreciate your beauty, you go find someone who can appreciate your nose hair, oh no, the beautiful person is your father-in-law." ”

"Boom... I just want to be with you!", and the bride took Tuofeng's arm with "pear blossoms and rain" and rested her head on his arm.

Tuo Feng hurriedly pushed her head away and said, "Let's talk well, don't move your hands and feet, okay?" I'm tired, go to sleep, you play with your nose hair." ”

After saying that, he hurriedly walked towards the bedroom.

"I'll sleep with you!" the bride followed.

"Bang!"

Seeing the bride follow, Tuo Feng strode into the bedroom, closed the door with his backhand, and locked it.

"Xianggong, why did you shut me out?" shouted the bride as she banged on the door anxiously.

"I'm sleeping, you should rest early, for your prosperous beauty!" After speaking, Tuo Feng found two chairs and leaned them against the door.

"Whew... Aren't all the female ghosts on TV beautiful and refined? Why did you come to me and have an ugly superlative?" Tuo Feng shook his head and lay down on the bed.

After a day of tossing, Tuo Feng soon fell asleep.

"Xiang Gong.. Xianggong, I'm coming!"

Just as he was dreaming that he was hugging and kissing a beautiful female ghost, he heard a beautiful female voice calling to him.

"Hmm..."

Tuo Feng did not wake up, but continued to kiss the female ghost in the dream, his mouth pursed, and he pouted.

"Hee-hee!"

Looking at Tuofeng's appearance, the bride covered her mouth and smiled, and began to untie her clothes.

Then, with only her belly pocket and dirty pants, she climbed onto the bed and began to hug Tuofeng, and kept groping on him.

"Haha, it's so itchy, don't be in a hurry!"

Tuo Feng was touched by the bride and itched all over his body, and smiled and pinched the bride's green onion hand.

"It's so slippery!"

Tuo Feng touched the bride's jade hand, and it felt very real, not like a dream.

"Xianggong!"

was caught by Tuo Feng's hand and touched it, and the bride was coquettish.

Why does this sound sound familiar?

Tuo Feng slowly opened his eyes and met the bride's bewitching curly nose hair.

"Ahh

Tuo Feng hurriedly shook off the bride's hand and instantly sobered up.

"Xianggong, let me serve you, hehe!" After speaking, the bride did not forget to cover her mouth and snicker, and made a shy expression of wanting to say nothing.

Seeing Tuofeng was disgusted again.

"Gross!"

Tuo Feng covered his mouth again and rushed into the bathroom.

"Xianggong, why are you throwing up again!"

The bride hurriedly put on her clothes, chased them out, and raised her hand to gently pat Tuofeng's back.

"Hahahu... You, how did you get in?" Tuo Feng asked, turning his head away from the bride's face.

"I'm a goblin!" said the bride, and she didn't forget to show her ability to penetrate the wall in front of Tuofeng.

I saw that the bride was dressed and bare-legged, and she was walking around the wall of the bathroom.

Looking at the bride's white thighs, Tuo Feng swallowed his saliva, but when he saw the bride's face again, the saliva he had just swallowed immediately stuck in his throat.

"Ahem, ahem, you... Okay! I got it. Tuo Feng coughed.

"Xianggong, it's dark at night, let's go to bed quickly. With that, the bride grabbed Tuofeng's arm and planned to take him back to the room.

When the bride held Tuofeng's arm, her chest inadvertently rubbed against Tuofeng's arm, which instantly made Tuofeng feel a wonderful feeling of being rubbed by nephrite.

"Wait!" Tuo Feng pulled away the bride, stared at her breasts, and said, "You... You are in good shape, your skin is good, and your breasts and breasts are well developed. ”

"Really?" Hearing Tuo Feng praising herself, the bride covered her face excitedly and smiled.

Looking at the bride's thick eyebrows, Tuo Feng turned his face away again, "What, since you can become coquettish, why can't you make your face better?"

"Am I not good-looking?" the bride tilted her head to look at Tuofeng, her face full of doubt.

"Quite .. It's good, but can it be better? Make your face match your body a little bit. Tuo Feng slid his gaze to the bride's ** again.

"Well, since Xianggong has proposed it, then I will try my best to satisfy Xianggong. The bride nodded solemnly.

Then, a gust of wind blew out of thin air, causing Tuofeng's eyes to be confused.

"Xianggong, I'm getting better!" said the bride happily after a while.

Tuo Feng slowly opened his eyes and looked at the transformed bride.

"Damn, have you failed plastic surgery?" Tuo Feng exclaimed, and one of them did not stand firmly, and sat down on the toilet.