Hongcheng County, Yutang Village.

That night, under the leadership of police chief Xu Chengxin, most of the young and middle-aged people in the village gathered to arrest the thief.

But under Zhang Zichen's alarmism, all the young and middle-aged people ran back to their homes, ready to take the old family, just like Zhang Zichen, and gather at the new ancestral hall.

Li Yi's son Li Yunfei is one of them, of course, at this time, he didn't know that this thief and zombie was his own biological father.

So after listening to Zhang Zichen's speech, Li Yunfei quickly returned home, ready to call his mother and wife to hide in the new ancestral hall.

As soon as he got home, Li Yunfei hurriedly ran to his room, alas!

It seems that the world is big, and the old mother who dares to love you has raised you for more than 20 years is not as important as your wife's life.

That's right, Li Yunfei is just going to wake up his wife first, and then call his old mother.

But Li Yunfei didn't expect that when he just entered the room, he found that the lights were not turned off in the room, and he saw his wife lying on the bed naked with a cucumber in her hand.

Seeing this, Li Yunfei was stunned and said, "Wife, what are you doing?"

The woman was startled, and immediately got up from the bed, and when he found Li Yunfei, he immediately ran over, grabbed Li Yunfei and rolled on the bed.

"What are you doing?" Li Yunfei hurriedly pushed away, "Not now, there are vampire zombies, we must go to the ancestral hall to save our lives." ”

But Li Yunfei's wife was not happy, she said coquettishly: "Save your life, you take off your clothes to save my life!"

"No, there are zombies! You have to run!" Li Yunfei was sweating profusely, now was not the time to do such a thing.

"If you don't come, I'll use this!" the woman held up the big cucumber in her hand.

"You crazy woman, now is the time to save your life, and you will return the cucumber! Can you leave?" Li Yunfei said hurriedly.

"Don't do it, don't leave!" the woman confronted Li Yunfei.

"If you don't go, I'll ...... I'll beat you away with a mallet!" Li Yunfei hurriedly rummaged around the corner of the room and found a mallet half a meter long and arm thick.

Li Yunfei put out a mallet to scare the woman, and said, "Wife, you can't go." ”

The woman snorted, lifted the cucumber to glue to it, and pouted, "I just won't go." ”

Li Yunfei was helpless: "If you don't leave, I'll really beat you......"

But Li Yunfei's words were not finished, and suddenly, the head tiles made a trampling sound, as if someone was running in the room.

Baga!

When this footstep of the house stepped on Li Yunfei's head, perhaps the beams here were in disrepair, so that a hole was immediately broken, revealing a big foot.

But it didn't matter, because the big foot felt that he had stepped on a hole, and quickly pulled out his foot and continued to run.

Li Yunfei was wondering in his heart, who was running around the house so bored at night, could it be the thief?

Just as I thought of this, the footsteps had gone away.

But within a minute, another footstep came running from a distance, Li Yunfei raised his head, looked at the dust falling from the tiles on his head, and muttered to himself: "What day is today? Why did everyone go up to the house to remove the tiles?"

As soon as Li Yunfei's words fell, it was in his head, and the tile that had just been stepped on immediately broke a big hole.

I only heard an oops, and a figure fell from the house and the tiles together, and landed right in the center of Li Yunfei and his wife.

Li Yunfei looked at the figure and was very familiar, and after the figure got up from the ground with a needle, Li Yunfei exclaimed: "Zhang Zichen, are you!?"

Zhang Zichen was stunned for a moment, and immediately observed the surroundings.

It didn't matter if he looked at it, Zhang Zichen immediately discovered the situation, he not only saw Li Yunfei holding an arm-thick mallet in his hand, but also saw a naked woman holding a cucumber in his hand.

Seeing this situation, Zhang Zichen was really helpless, and he said embarrassedly: "Brother Yunfei, is this your daughter-in-law?"

Li Yunfei replied solemnly: "That's right, my daughter-in-law!"

Zhang Zichen nodded meaningfully, then gave two thumbs up, and praised: "Brother Yunfei!

Li Yunfei was stunned for a moment, and only after shaking his mind did he realize that something was wrong, so he quickly explained: "It's not ......"

But as soon as Li Yunfei said two words, he was interrupted by Zhang Zichen: "Good buddy, you don't need it, you don't need anything! As a man, I understand!"

"Zi Chen, things are not what you think......" Li Yunfei hurriedly explained.

"Brother Yunfei, you don't need to explain anymore. But Zhang Zichen didn't seem to let Li Yunfei say a word, "Another word of advice, brother and sister-in-law, some things should be moderate, I can accept cucumbers, this mallet seems to be too big, I can't bear it psychologically." ”

"It's not ......" Li Yunfei and his wife immediately denied it when they heard the word mallet.

But Zhang Zichen didn't give them a chance to deny it, Zhang Zichen smiled and said: "Brother and sister-in-law, you go on, go on! Hahaha, I will continue to catch zombies, say goodbye." ”

Zhang Zichen ran out of the door while running, daring to feel that this was his home.

Li Yunfei followed behind Zhang Zichen and said distressedly: "It's not a brother, it's not what you think......"

Zhang Zichen understood his head very clearly, then opened the door and ran out, when Zhang Zichen ran away without a figure, Zhang Zichen's voice came from the darkness: "Brother Yunfei, no matter what game you do, remember to take care of the dragon body!"

Li Yunfei was stunned on the spot, and he wanted to cry.

After Zhang Zichen left, Li Yunfei began to point to his wife: "It's all you, a crazy woman, this ...... This ......" Li Yunfei looked at the mallet in his hand: "If this mallet is leaked, I will really lose face!"

And the woman didn't react until this time, she saw that she was naked, and quickly covered her body with a quilt, and exclaimed: "Yunfei, my body has been seen by him?"

"You crazy woman, don't talk about it again!" Li Yunfei puffed up.

So Li Yunfei and his wife quarreled in the room, and just when they were in the mood for the quarrel, the wooden door creaked and opened.

Li Yunfei was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes wide, and saw a head sticking in from outside the door, Li Yunfei suddenly exclaimed: "Zhang Zichen, it's you again!?"

Zhang Zichen smiled at Li Yunfei in the room and said, "Brother Yunfei, I forgot just now, your wife's figure is very good!"

"I ...... ......" Li Yunfei scolded, and directly threw the mallet out in his hand, but fortunately, Zhang Zichen was quick with his hands and feet, and hurriedly closed the door when the mallet was still in the air, and ran away with a smoke.