"Damn! I'll block the soldiers when they come, I'll cover up when the water comes, I'm afraid of a ball!" Qi Si snorted, got up and took out Shen Ying's red belly pocket from the drawer next to him, and then wrapped the cheats and stuffed them under the pillow.

Isn't Yue Guqun a gentleman's sword? I don't know if he will open it when he sees this red belly pocket! If he dares to open it, I will let Shen Meizi sue him for insolence!

Qi Si's mind was full of thoughts, and he fell asleep after a while.

In the dream, Qi Si dreamed of Shen Ying and Liu Xin again, Qi Si rubbed his hands and was about to rush over and fight with them for three hundred rounds, but he didn't know that Yue Guqun suddenly jumped out, only to see Yue Guqun's face white lips and red lips, his eyes were like silk, and he was kissing and discharging at Qi Si, so frightened that Qi Si hurriedly hid behind Shen Ying and Liu Xin.

Next is a game of eagle catching chickens, Yue Guqun is an eagle, Qi Si is a chicken, Shen Ying and Liu Xin are old hens, and the eagle defeats the old hen and takes the chicks away ......!

Yue Guqun held Qi Si in his arms, his eyes narrowed into a small slit, and he said with a lewd ~ smile: "Young Master Qi, if you obey me, I won't pursue the matter of cheats!"

Qi Si was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Yue Daxia, I'm a man, can't I show you?"

How do you know that Yue Guqun opened his mouth and said: "What I am looking for is a man, my own *** has been cut, just enough to ...... with you!"

Qi Si sat up from the bed with a flutter, only to see that his face was pale, his head was full of cold sweat, and he was awakened by this alternative dream, and after waking up, he shouted in a daze: "Damn! You actually came from the palace! Don't look for me from the palace, I have a short drop there, and it is impotence and premature ejaculation, I'm afraid I can't satisfy you!"

"Huh, where is Yue Guqun?" Qi Si shook his head vigorously a few times, and after seeing the surrounding environment clearly, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It's so scary, I was almost pushed by a shemale!

At this time, the sky was already dark, Qi Si was frightened by the dream, and he didn't have the heart to continue sleeping, last night's dinner made a mess in the yard, and the leftovers were not cleaned up, Qi Si simply got dressed, and wanted to go out to clean up briefly, but before he could get out of the room, he saw his head suddenly drooping down and sitting on the ground.

"Ah, kill me, Lao Tzu is a human being, and you are in my body, even if you don't pay the rent, you don't have to play me like this!" Qi Si cried at the top of his throat, although there were no tears in his eyes, but the howl was extremely miserable, it was simply sad for the listener, and tears for the listener!

"The third main quest is open!"

"Task description: Yue Guqun lost the secret book of Zixia Divine Skill, mistakenly thought that Zuo Lengchen did it, and was worried that after Zuo Lengchen practiced Zixia Divine Skill, the Qi Sect would not be the opponent of the Songshan faction, so Yue Guqun moved the idea of cultivating the sword technique to ward off evil spirits! The remnant of the sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits, decades ago, a head of the Qi Sect obtained it by chance, and the sword technique is strange and unpredictable, but if you want to cultivate Dacheng, you must wield a sword from the palace, and after cultivation, you will become irritable and evil, so this fragment was sealed by the Qi Sect, and the rule that the disciples of the Qi Sect are never allowed to cultivate!"

"Mission conditions: Capture the remnants of the evil sword spectrum and seal it so as not to cause disaster to the martial arts!"

"Mission time limit: one month!"

"Quest completion reward: 800 reputation points, plus a quest scroll!"

"Punishment for mission failure: optional punishment 1, castration and sending to the palace as a eunuch, optional punishment 2, obliteration by the system!"

Qi Si slammed his head on the chair next to him a few times, and secretly scolded his head in his heart, what was wrong in his dream, but he dreamed of Yue Guqun from the palace, now it's okay, the system has a fucking inexplicable task smashed down.

Qi Si thought to himself, this pit daddy system is set step by step, just waiting for my feet to step in! What Yue Guqun thinks that the Songshan faction stole the secret book, and then asked Lao Tzu to seize the remnants of the evil sword spectrum, Lao Tzu must not go to Yuntai Peak with his current strength, he will inevitably cultivate Zixia Divine Skill to improve his strength, and then after arriving at Yuntai Peak, it is absolutely inevitable to fight with the people of the Qi Sect, this fight, his own cultivation of Zixia Divine Skill, may be exposed, Yue Guqun finally found his head.

"Insidious, a hundred times more insidious than Lao Tzu!"

Qi Si sat on the ground, gritting his teeth angrily, and at this time, in the pine curtain cave, an old man with white hair was constantly patting an oval mud block with his wrinkled hands, chicken feathers were sticking to the mud, and a chicken paw was peeking out of the mud.

"Yesterday those little dolls made a mess of my little nest, causing me to hide in Tibet, for fear that they would find out! I don't charge you a little interest, I'm so sorry for myself!" The old man's hands wiped his clothes a few times at will, making his already sloppy clothes even dirtier, and I saw him carefully put the mud in a pile of firewood next to him, and then used a fire breaker to ignite the firewood.

"It's called Flower Chicken! I forgot when I last ate Flower Chicken!" the old man squatted by the fire, his eyes fixed on the mud in the firewood, revealing a look of memory.

And not far behind the old man, there were nine half-dead old hens, lying there on all fours, nine? It turned out that the old man used to make flower chickens turned out to be Qi Si's old hens.

Just as the old man was patiently waiting for the flower chicken to ripen through, suddenly a sound came, and the old man was frightened to stand up quickly, there are very few things in this world that can scare him, but this sound really shocked him.

"Goo, goo!"

"The chick has come back to life, there is no strangeness, there is no strange!" The old man had lived for such a long time, and it was the first time he had encountered such a strange thing, and he saw that the mud in the fire kept shaking from side to side, and the sound of the rooster still came out clearly through the mud.

Could it be that my old eyes are dizzy and hallucinating? The old man rubbed his eyes vigorously with both hands, and then looked at the mud again, and found that the mud did not move at all, and it no longer swayed.

The old man breathed a sigh of relief, encountering this kind of strange thing, even if the martial arts were strong, he would feel stunned, the old man squatted down again, picked up a piece of firewood and turned the mud over, which could make the fire more evenly roasted.

"The Wuyue Sword Sect is just a corner of the rivers and lakes, but it is still fighting endlessly, thinking that Wuyue is the entire rivers and lakes, it's really sad and ridiculous!" The old man looked at the raging flames and said to himself, with disdain and regret for the Wuyue Sword Sect in his tone.

"Goo, goo!"

"......?" the old man shook his head with a wry smile, secretly saying that he was really old, and he was hallucinating again.

"Coo, coo!" another rooster crowed, and the old man heard it clearly this time, this time not from the mud, but from behind him.

The old man turned his head stiffly, and after seeing the situation behind him, his eyes instantly became big, his pupils shrank, and then his body had risen into the air and landed steadily on a stone on the cave wall.

"Chicken essence!" the old man poked his head and carefully looked at the situation below, only to see nine old hens standing below and constantly flapping their wings, trying to fly on the stone where he was, but the stone was close to the top of the cave, more than five meters high from the ground, and those old hens were crowing and jumping, and there was nothing they could do for a long time.

The old man was relieved and interested, and saw him sitting on the stone at random, and said to himself: "It's not a hallucination! These old hens are trying to avenge their companions? Although animals are psychic, they will not be exaggerated to such an extent! Even if they are domesticated, they will never be so spiritual!"

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