Chapter 527: Teach You to Be Human [Add 90 for Justbieber]
Xie Wendong and the others easily caught the perverted cat, after all, no matter how powerful the perverted cat is, it is only one person, and Xie Wendong and them, there are 4 of them, and each of them has a broken wine bottle.
So when the pervert saw that he was invincible, he immediately coaxed.
"Don't do it, I'll admit defeat, young heroes, we have no hatred or injustice, please let me go. The pervert knelt down and said.
Chen Jienan looked at the pervert, he shook his head and said, "You are a waste, there is gold under the man's knees, and you actually kneel like this, it is too embarrassing for a man, so don't ask for it there, cut it." ”
"You're going to cut my. The pervert said angrily, "Although I can't beat you, don't think you can do anything to me, tell you, I'm the boss of the Heroes, I have hundreds of subordinates outside, if you dare to touch a single hair of me, my subordinates won't let you go." ”
"Eh, eh, you've started to threaten us to get up, since you're such a, why did you kneel down just now. Chen Jienan said, "Give you a chance, you immediately call the people outside now, and let them come in to avenge you." ”
Chen Jienan threw a mobile phone to the pervert.
The pervert looked at the full-screen phone on the ground, and he was surprised, this is a mobile phone, isn't the phone as big as a brick.
Chen Jienan actually took out a 2019 Apple mobile phone, so it's strange that the cat is not surprised.
"Why, I don't know how to use a mobile phone, then Xie Wendong, you can call him for him. Chen Jienan waved his hand.
Xie Wendong immediately nodded and said, "Okay master." ”
Soon, under the coercion of Xie Wendong and a few people, the color cat told the BB number of his most important subordinates.
That's right, you read that right, as the second most important person in a gang, the number one thug of the sex cat still can't afford to use a mobile phone, this gang is really weak. (The main line of the bad guy is already in the late nineties, and the BB machine is already the standard for ordinary people.) )
Soon, through the transfer table, the colored cat contacted the subordinates outside, and those subordinates heard that the eldest brother was in trouble, and they immediately came in with a long watermelon knife.
"Big brother, we're here to save you. A chubby thug was the first to rush in.
However, before he could take two steps, the gangster threw away the knife in his hand and obediently squatted down.
"Hey, fat cat, what are you doing, stand up for me. The thugs in the back shouted.
However, the thug named Fat Cat was sweating all over his head at this time, and he, he showed an ugly smile and said, "He, they didn't mean it, I, we didn't come to save the boss." ”
At this time, the gangsters behind also came in, and as soon as they saw what Chen Jienan was doing, they immediately knelt down with weak legs.
"I, we're not here to save the boss. The gangsters cried.
Chen Jienan pointed at them with an AK47 and smiled, "Oh, since you're not here to save people, I don't know what you're doing here." ”
The fat cat thug turned his head and said, "I, we are here to worship you as a big brother." ”
Chen Jienan said, "Oh, I see, but I don't accept waste, so you have to prove to me what kind of talent you have, otherwise, you will be like this wine bottle." ”
Chen Jienan directly shot an XO wine bottle with AK.
When the group of thugs saw that Chen Jienan was holding a real gun, they were even more cowardly.
"Big, big brother, I, I can cut people. One of the thugs said.
Chen Jienan said, "I don't need to cut people, so ah, if you can't come up with something that satisfies me, then your head will explode with a bang." ”
At this time, the other thug said, "Big brother, I can help you collect protection money." ”
Chen Jienan shook his head again and said, "I don't like to charge other people's protection money, so ah, if you can't come with anything that satisfies me, then you can go to see King Yama." ”
When the group of thugs saw that Chen Jienan didn't like the things of Heidao, they cried and asked, "Big, what do you want to see us, big brother?" ”
Chen Jienan said, "I like the gangsters of virtue and art, so ah, if you have any artistic talent, you can take it out, if not, then let me go to the police uncle to turn myself in." ”
Virtue and art double chime
A group of thugs had a sentence in their minds at the same time, and they didn't know if they could say it.
In the end, the gangsters performed their dance at the highest level, not the Di Bar dance, of course, but the gymnastic dance they learned when they were in junior high school.
After Chen Jienan watched their performance, he nodded with satisfaction and said, "It looks good, but how can you do it without a song with a dance, so ah, can you sing, if not, then I am not satisfied." ”
The gangsters figured out Chen Jienan's thoughts at this time, and they immediately sang a Yellow River chorus, to be honest, the Yellow River chorus they sang with their broken mouths drinking and smoking was really a bit imposing.
After Chen Jienan listened, he laughed and said, "Since you can dance gymnastics and dance, and you can sing the Yellow River chorus, it seems that you still haven't forgotten the knowledge that the school taught you, that's good, then from tomorrow, the ghost snake will be changed to a tutoring room, you gangsters will give me a lesson in the ghost dragon, and you can only leave after you learn to be a person." ”
"Ah, then, that's too funny, the reason why I'm a gangster is because I don't like to read, so if you want me to read, you might as well kill me. One of the thugs dissatisfied.
Bang.
The gangster's head just disappeared.
At this time, a group of thugs saw Chen Jienan's AK47 steaming hot.
Really shoot!!
"Hmph, since you don't study and want to die, then I'll fulfill you, let's say, who else would rather die than study. Chen Jienan looked at them and said.
The group of thugs immediately coaxed, and the hearts that originally wanted to resist disappeared under Chen Jienan's shot.
But.
"Boss, we can come and listen to your lesson, but it's a bit of a problem if you want to convert the ghost into a tutoring room. The cat's eyes were rolling wildly.
Chen Jienan glanced at him and said, "Say, what's the problem." ”
The perverted cat said, "Boss, although we are the spectators of the ghost, the ghost is not actually ours, so if you want to change the ghost into a counseling room, you must get the consent of the boss of the ghost." ”
Chen Jienan said flatly, "Let's say, who is the boss of the ghost." ”
The perverted cat smiled, "Boss, the boss on the ghost face is a person named Sister Shui, but as for the boss behind the scenes, I don't know." ”
Chen Jienan nodded and said, "Okay, then you call Sister Shui in, and I'll ask the person behind her directly."
The cat was overjoyed, he knew he had a chance to escape from this private room.