Master and apprentice
The season is approaching a small summer, the weather is gradually getting hotter, the Luo family treats the next person preferentially, and gives extra permissions, never until Shen Shi, if there is no urgent business, you can rest for an hour, and Luo Yu's class will be delayed until Shen Shi.
Luojia School is placed in Qinming Garden, although it is not big, the garden is very exquisite, the landscape landscaping comes from the hand of Ye Wenhai, a famous family in Suzhou Prefecture, with the shape of the mountain, according to the situation to build water, move to change the scene, the tree is green and red, it is very pleasing to the eye.
Now it is the lunch break, the master and Luo Yu, the master and apprentice, let people take two light couches made of Xiangfei bamboo, one for each person, lying by the lake. The warm wind of summer passes through the lake, sweeping through the patches of summer lotus, and then borrows the cool air of the water, and the coolness of the lotus blows refreshingly.
In the comfort, the sleepiness gradually attacked, but Luo Yu chatted with the master without a match.
"Master, let's make rules, is it true that everyone is equal?"
"That's right, the purpose of establishing regulations is to avoid the bias of governing things by people. ”
"Are there any exceptions?"
"Everything is done according to the rules, without exception, and it is still the most effective order. ”
"Is the regulation bigger or the master's greatness?"
"Naturally, the regulation is big. ”
"The master can control the regulations, but the regulations can't control the master, is it appropriate?"
The pipe machine woke up from a slightly drunken sleepiness, and only then did he taste something, this kid was waiting for himself here, and see what he had to say, "Well, it is... Inappropriate... ”
"Then you look at our regulations, 6636 articles, but one of them is in charge of the master?"
"This... No... ”
"So, is that a good regulation?"
It's a little interesting, this stupid boy can't eat good food, and finally enlightened? The master was secretly happy in his heart, and his face was still full of seriousness: "It's worth it... Discussion. ”
"The Master once said that the rules are the rules of many, not of one man. ”
"Yes"
"Can the students also make the rules of the master?"
The immature voice asked the questions that were pressing layer by layer, and he was careless. The pipe machine secretly thought, but also happy, students can learn to think for themselves, it is really teachable.
"Yes, then, how do you want to order?"
"Master, this is the rule that the students have set for the Master. Hearing the master's promise, Luo Yu was overjoyed, and immediately took out the regulations that had already been written and presented them in front of the pipe machine.
"Oh. This kid came prepared, glanced at Luo Yu, turned to look at the regulations in his hand, and raised his eyebrows, "You don't have many requirements for being a teacher." ”
Luo Yu handed over the regulations, and only wrote one crookedly: "Be a teacher"
"Well, students don't dare to overstep. Luo Yu sighed secretly in his heart, alas, he only blamed himself for not being literate, or he had to order thirty or forty articles, which would also make the master unable to eat well.
"Okay, I will accept you as a teacher. This regulation is really useless, but he is really happy to see that he has made such great progress in just a few days from being ignorant of regulations, to being constrained by regulations everywhere, and now thinking of using regulations to restrain opponents and establish a new order.
However, the following days gave the master a bit of a headache.
"Master, you peek at Hongcui and deduct a penny of silver!" Luo Yu's personal big girl is Hongcui, born rich and bright, and the pipe machine never regards himself as a gentleman, but often unconsciously lectures and follows with his eyes.
"Well, what kind of regulation is this?"
"Be a teacher, ignore indecency. ”
“。。。 Well, barely counted. "Being caught by the kid, the pipe machine is really a little weak.
On this day, the pipe machine embarrassed Luo Yu in the hall as usual, and was about to punish Luo Yu for silver, but he didn't expect Luo Yu to take the lead:
"Master, you have committed a foul, and three points of silver will be deducted!"
"You are not doing well in your schoolwork, and you have not been punished as a teacher, what reason do you have to punish you as a teacher?"
"Teacher, teach, preach, and solve doubts, now, students are confused, when the master has not solved the confusion with the students!" Luo Yu said simply, but his heart was empty, and he peeked at the look of the tube, but these words were all taught by Xi, thinking of Xi, he straightened his waist: "If the master has not taught well, he has not been a teacher." ”
The pipe machine crossed his hands on his hips, wanted to refute him back, but felt that it was not unreasonable, paused, and swallowed back the words when they came to his mouth, and couldn't help laughing. I thought to myself, how could this kid have improved by leaps and bounds.
"Master, you fart, deduct one cent of silver!"
"Fart also deducts silver? This is the norm of people, why is it foul?"
"Ordinary farts don't deduct silver, but you fart in front of the statue of the ancestor, Renyun, you must always be respectful to the teacher, and the master will be contemptuous in his heart. ”
You kid is, but, count on you. The tube machine bites the back gums.
It's really nonsense, Dexi taught it, and there was only one way to teach Luo Yu, no matter what he did, he would be on the list of teachers.
"Master, you are half a minute late. ”
"Master, you didn't fasten your buttons"
"Master, you drink noodles and snort"
"Master, I don't know this question. ”
"Master, the porter's little chess said that you didn't return last night. ”
"Master, Xia Cicada can't peek either!"
"Master... ”
Now, the pipe machine feels a headache when he hears Luo Yu shouting to the master, this kid is simply a little bandit, he is addicted to stealing silver, and he is happy to find him every day. originally felt that there was nothing empty and a teacher's watch, but this kid used it as a bottomless pit that encompasses hundreds of items. The trick of elastic fuzziness was originally hidden in the previous regulations, but he didn't expect this kid to use it more ruthlessly.
If he really wants to talk nonsense with Luo Yu, the pipe machine will not lose, but his original intention is to make him interested in regulation, and now Luo Yu can use regulation, which has greatly exceeded expectations, and he wants to give him some sweetness of victory.
But, it's always been troublesome for yourself, it's time to talk to this kid.
The master and apprentice chose an auspicious day, and conducted a negotiation on each other's regulations, and the two put forward the unreasonable points of each other's regulations, and studied the methods for improving them, and finally the pipe machine deleted all the flexible parts of their own regulations, and Luo Yu also refined one of his own rules into 18 specific and evaluable examples.
The master and apprentice practiced it for a few more days, and each felt inconvenient to each other, so the two hit it off and completely canceled the regulations. Since then, the pipe machine has officially begun to teach the essence of Legalism. And Luo Yu found it quite interesting after this battle, and gradually developed a love for this master, and also developed a strong interest in the homework he taught, which is a later story.