Hongsao beef noodles: "Your Excellency's bones are Qingqi, I really admire it, okay, let me tell you directly, you have already named it just now, it is our Ban Hua Linna." ”

Temple Street Thirteen: "Oh, what's wrong with that?"

Hongsao Beef Noodles: "Of course I want you to go to the wedding." ”

Temple Street Thirteen: "I'm sorry, I didn't have time that day!"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Your uncle, I didn't say which day!!"

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Okay, let you say." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "This month 25." ”

Temple Street Thirteen: "Not available." (Seconds)

Hongsao beef noodles: "Uncle you, are you perfunctory?"

Temple Street Thirteen: "You guessed it, it's a pity that there are no prizes, okay, it's okay, that's it, I'm busy." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "What are you busy with?"

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "In order to prevent the destruction of this world, in order to protect the peace of the world, and to carry out love and true evil—I want to go up the mountain to cultivate!"

Hongsao Beef Noodles: "......"

Guanzhong prawns: "......"

A day is a day: "......"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Everyone is a classmate, you have also had a crush on someone, even if you have a crush on many people, at least it is one of them, don't you know that you want to be wet with rain and dew? Let's go, let's go together." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Needless to say, I didn't receive an invitation, I don't need to give a red envelope, don't look for me for this kind of thing that needs red envelopes in the future, otherwise I will be blocked." ”

Guanzhong prawns: "Same as above. ”

A day is a day: "Ibid." ”

Hongsao Beef Noodles: "......"

Well, this matter, the most important thing is this, the red envelope problem, this red bomb, if you can avoid it, avoid it.

Besides, people really didn't call it, and Hongsao beef noodles, that is, his good friend Liu Hong, was given a red bomb, so he had no choice but to communicate with him, mainly to ask him if he had received it, but he didn't really want to let him go with him.

Ending the conversation of the group of friends, Lin Yuan looked at his mobile phone again, did you really fail?

Forget it, go to bed first, it's so late now, if there is anything to think about tomorrow, anyway, I can't figure it out now, and when it comes to the ability to sleep, he feels that he won't lose to anyone, as long as he touches the pillow, he can fall asleep in less than three seconds.

While he was sleeping, his phone began to glow faintly, as if there was some kind of wonderful change between heaven and earth, but he couldn't see it, and even if he did, he couldn't feel it.

At this time, he was dreaming, dreaming that he was flying away from the sky and calling for wind and rain, and a group of little fans followed, but then a bewitching woman appeared, and then he ......

I got up, brushed my teeth and washed my face, took a bottle of happy water in the refrigerator, ate a packaged cake, and then took out a pack of happy potato chips, ready to start my daily online watching live broadcasts, chasing fans, playing games, etc.

But after sitting in the computer chair, he remembered that he seemed to be going to understand the Demon Refining Tower first, and then go to live a leisure life, no, it was to cultivate immortals.

Yes, when encountering such an opportunity, if you don't even go to cultivate immortals, it is simply a waste of the opportunity given by God, and you will be thundered by the sky.

"Little Tata, tell the master quickly, you have the skill of cultivating immortals, you don't need to be too awesome, you just need to let the master overthrow an army by himself. ”

Lin Yuan stared at the Demon Refining Tower on the table and talked to the Demon Refining Tower, but no matter what he said, the Demon Refining Tower was unresponsive, so he took the Demon Refining Tower and began to touch it, all kinds of heart-to-heart movements, but there was still no reaction.

Damn, what do you want!

Lin Yuan picked up the Demon Refining Tower and wanted to throw it out of the window, but in the end he was reluctant, put it down, and study it slowly in the future.

At this time, his mobile phone made another sound, a sound that made him crisp to the bone, and he stated a sentence in a straight voice-

"Hongsao Beef Noodles: @庙街十三少, fat man, are you already dead?

Wait, when will there be automatic voice broadcasting in group chats? And, what's going on with this voice, why is it so good, better than my wife's voice.

Lin Yuan picked up his mobile phone and saw the information on it, as if Ban Hua Linna was going to have a dinner, and the time was tonight!!

Although Lin Yuan doesn't want to give red envelopes, he can eat a big meal invited by others, so of course it's no problem, and he can play missing after eating.

However, this doesn't seem to be the point, the focus is on his mobile phone, what was the voice just now, if he hadn't experienced the matter of the Demon Refining Tower, he would only feel that the system or software had been upgraded, but now he wouldn't think so.

Could it be that there has been a strange change in his mobile phone?

At this time, information popped up in the group again.

Guanzhong prawns: "The fat man must have blocked you, you don't have to shout." ”

There's no sound like that just now!

"It's strange, why is there no sound this time?" Lin Yuan was a little puzzled.

"Master, do you want me to repeat what you saw?"

At this time, the voice appeared again, it was from the mobile phone, and Lin Yuan's heart began to be unbearable.

"You, have you become a monster?" Lin Yuan asked.

"I'm not a monster, I'm a goblin!" said the phone in a crisp voice, which was a tempting voice, making Lin Yuan, a fat house, feel full of happiness just listening to this voice.

"Uh-huh, you are indeed a goblin, is this voice yours?"

"Of course—no!"

When saying the first two words, the voice is still the same as before, and the latter words are a little milky, and I can't tell whether it's a man or a woman.

"Are you male or female?"

"I don't know, I think, I should be a girl, like this......"

A girl with blonde hair in red appeared on the phone, holding a sword......

"Don't make a fuss, this is my wife, one of your mistresses. Lin Yuan immediately shook his head and vetoed.

"Master, do you want to marry me?" The girl on the screen winked at Lin Yuan, as if she was alive, giving Lin Yuan the illusion of talking to this girl, what an exciting picture it was.

"What a joke. Lin Yuan said solemnly.

"The master doesn't want to?" said the blonde girl on the screen.

"It's not that I don't want to, but I've been married a long time ago!Look, marriage certificate!" Lin Yuan took out a marriage certificate, and it was really his marriage certificate with the girl, which was of course fake.

“......”

"Okay, I don't care if you are male or female, can you tell me, what can you do?" Lin Yuan was a little expectant, yes, this is the most important thing.

"I can make phone calls, watch videos, take pictures......"

"Stop, what you said, ordinary mobile phones will also, what I want to ask is that ordinary mobile phones will not, for example, can you use the intrusion system to control various electronic devices?" Lin Yuan asked, if there is this function, hehe, this world, I can go sideways.

"No!"

"Will you generate an app by yourself, make a game or a system or something to make money for me?"

"Nor will it!"

"That ......"

"No!"

“......”

Lin Yuan asked a lot and found that this mobile phone, except for the function of knowing how to use the phone, would not be able to do anything else.

"Forget it, at least you're better than other phones. Lin Yuan was very disappointed, could it be because the Demon Refining Tower was too weak, and the monsters that were refined were also weak?

"Master, you're wrong, I can't compare to those powerful phones. ”

"Why?"

"Because my own conditions are so weak, just like you, the same person, the same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good, but you are so ordinary, the reason is the same. ”

“......”

It's so heart-wrenching, I was counted by the mobile phone!