After a sleepless night, Mr. Li dragged his tired body to the office with two dark circles under his eyes. As soon as I sat down, I heard the noisy voice of xiaolongbao.

"Mr. Li, who slapped your face? Xiaolongbao threw 8 cm high heels and trotted in front of Mr. Li with a look of "begging for gossip".

"Well, I smoked it myself. Teacher Li touched his right cheek and said decrepitly.

"You... Smoked it yourself?" Xiao Long Bao felt that Teacher Li was very strange today, and the whole person was very sad.

"I had a nightmare, I slapped myself in my dream, and it ended up being too hard, and I woke up like that. Teacher Li sighed and rubbed his right cheek, which was no longer painful.

"Oh, then you should rest early tonight, you see that the dark circles under your eyes are about to fall to the corners of your mouth. Xiao Long Bao said exaggeratedly.

"Teacher Long, do you think I'm a little bit today. Different?" asked Mr. Li.

"Well, it's a little different, it's more unenergetic. "It's weaker," Xiao Long Bao added in his heart.

"That's... Do you feel.. Am I ugly?" Teacher Li said mysteriously, and took off his glasses for Xiao Long Bao to take a closer look.

"No... No, it's still the same as before. "Eat lotus root the same, Xiao Long Bao added in his heart.

Mr. Li has a national character face, and it stands to reason that even if a man with a national character face is not handsome, he will be very tough. However, when the face of the national character is matched with a small nose and small eyes, it can no longer be hard. The only thing that can match the face of the Chinese character is the thick lips under the nose.

Therefore, when Mr. Li put on heavy myopia glasses, he could only see his thick lips when he looked at it.

Although Mr. Li's appearance is a bit of a lotus, the whole person has a temperament of poetry and books, which makes up for his shortcomings in appearance.

"But why, I feel like I've become ugly. Teacher Li frowned and put back his glasses.

"Teacher Li, don't care too much about the problem of appearance, you know, looking at it, in the entire division university, there are still few teachers with your bookish atmosphere, and even those old men in the Chinese department are far inferior to you." Xiao Long Bao patted Teacher Li on the shoulder and encouraged.

"Well, I'm a temperament man. Teacher Li nodded.

In the afternoon, there was a meeting that all the faculty and staff attended, and the whole large classroom was full.

Although they both work at the same university, they can't see each other every day because of their different positions and different working hours. Therefore, a meeting like today, bringing everyone together, gives everyone a good opportunity to gossip.

"Have you heard, Teacher Chen asked for leave soon after she came back, and the time for the invitation was quite long, and she could only let a few other teachers change her classes below. "A teacher from another department was coming up to a few counselors in Xiaolongbao, chatting about some gossip about the recent teacher's university.

"Do you mean after you come back from Xi'an?" asked Xiao Long Bao curiously.

"Yes, in addition to Teacher Chen, it is said that there are several teachers who are also a little abnormal, but they did not ask for leave. The teacher said.

"What's the wrong way?" Xiao Long Bao asked again.

"What do you say that you always have nightmares, are haunted by ghosts, and what do you say, you have become ugly inexplicably, and you have been robbed of your facial features by ghosts and so on. The teacher said mysteriously, "Hey, you say, it can't be an evil spirit, right?"

"Well, but why are we okay?" Xiao Long Bao also just returned from Xi'an.

Last week, the school organized a group of faculty and staff to travel to Xi'an, including Xiao Long Bao and Teacher Li.

"Who knows! You're fine, right?" The teacher looked at Xiao Longbao's appearance, he was still chubby and cute, and he felt that he should be fine.

"I'm fine, except for another two pounds, hehe. Xiao Long Bao smiled.

Hey, when he met Mr. Li in the morning, he also said that he had a nightmare and asked if he had become ugly.

Thinking of this, Xiao Long Bao stretched his neck and looked around, but he didn't see Teacher Li.

At night, Mr. Li fell asleep with a nervous mood, and poured himself a large glass of honey and milk before falling asleep, trying to make himself sleep more soundly.

In the first half of the night, there was no dream.

In the second half of the night, Mr. Li felt that his bladder was distended abnormally, as if it was about to explode. So, he got up and went to find the toilet.

However, he found himself in the school building, surrounded by people coming and going.

"I'm dreaming again?" Mr. Li said to himself, but what about him, let's solve the bladder problem first. So, Mr. Li ran to the nearest men's toilet and prepared to release water.

Who knows, as soon as I opened the door of the men's toilet, I found that it was already overcrowded. Not to mention the urinal, even the squatting position is an ass and a pit, and there is no extra place to put water for Mr. Li.

There was no way, Mr. Li held his urine and ran another floor to the men's toilet upstairs. Push open the door, and oh, there are more people than downstairs.

Feeling the pressure of the bladder, Mr. Li ran up another floor, and found that the men's toilet on this floor was actually broken, and the feces and urine overflowed through the crack in the door and flowed all over the ground.

"Vomit!" Mr. Li covered his nose and cushioned his feet, pushed the door open a gap, and looked inside.

"Oh my God!" The overflowing feces and urine inside were already two or three meters high, drowning all the people who went to the toilet inside, some were still struggling desperately, and the feces and urine were thrown everywhere, and some were no longer breathing, and their mouths and noses were already stuffed with feces and urine.

"Teacher Li, help me... Help me!" one of the students in Teacher Li's class was stretching out his hand and powerlessly asking Teacher Li for help.

"Vomit!" Teacher Li retched again, "There is too much, the teacher is not a shell, and the teacher can't do anything!" Teacher Li hurriedly stepped back and looked at the women's toilet next to him. He found that the women's bathroom was empty.

Shrimp, isn't it usually a women's toilet that is in chaos, and the men's toilet is quiet?

He secretly looked at the empty women's restroom, entangled. On the one hand, it is my bladder that is about to explode, and on the other hand, it is my own discipline.

Just as he was about to urinate and incontinent, he gritted his teeth and rushed into the women's bathroom.

What is a festival?

Just as he took out JJ and was about to have a mountain of water, "Ahhh How can you come to the women's toilet to pee. Xiao Long Bao's high-decibel scream frightened his hands and almost urinated on his hands.

"Scared!" Mr. Li suddenly woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was still lying on the bed, and his bladder was about to explode.

He rubbed his eyes and prepared to get up and put the water out. However, he couldn't move.

"Giggle!" a strange laugh came from overhead, immediately stirring up countless goosebumps.

Teacher Li slowly raised his head, "Ah!" It was the black shadow man again, it was pressing on his body, so he couldn't move.

He found that in just one night, the black shadow man actually had a face, even though it was a blurred face, and his facial features were very faintly hung on his face.

And the facial features on that face are obviously similar to his own shape, but he can't make that kind of hideous expression.

"You... Get out of the way, I'm going to untie my hands. Teacher Li said boldly.

"Giggles!" the Shadow Man grinned and remained motionless.

"You... You.. You bastard!" Teacher Li felt that he was about to pee, and he scolded a dirty word regardless of his usual good upbringing.

At this time, the black shadow man did not laugh strangely, but tilted his head and looked at Teacher Li blankly, seeing that Teacher Li was so creepy that he even forgot about the urgency of urination for the time being.

"Bastard!" the black shadow man learned from Mr. Li's tone and said "bastard" to Mr. Li. Although its voice is slightly hoarse and its words are not very clear, its voice is very similar to Mr. Li's.

"You... You scold!" Teacher Li didn't expect the black shadow to scold himself.

Teacher Li, don't you see, people are parroting!

"You curse!" the shadow man repeated Mr. Li's words.

"You... You're shameless!" Teacher Li learned Xiaolongbao's usual scolding tone and scolded at the black shadow man.

"You're shameless!" the shadow man is now learning and using, slipping more and more, and his words become clearer.

"You... Scum, two hundred and five, stupid, brain-dead, you fuck off!" Mr. Li crackled and scolded all the curses he had learned over the past 20 years.

At this time, the black shadow man was stunned, probably because Mr. Li spoke too fast and too much in one breath.

Seeing that the Shadow Man didn't parrot anymore, Mr. Li was a little proud, thinking that it was good to talk dirty words occasionally, which was a kind of venting that did not hurt his body.

Just when he was still immersed in the pleasure of venting, the dark shadow man suddenly put his face on Mr. Li's face, eye to eye, nose to nose, and mouth to mouth......

Feeling as if his facial features had been sucked into the face of the black shadow man, Mr. Li shouted.

"Ahh

The shadow man suddenly disappeared, and his bladder was vented.

For the first time since the age of 10, Ms. Li wetted the bed......

"Gross!" Mr. Li was disgusted by himself, "I actually wet the bed!"

He immediately jumped out of the bed, rushed into the bathroom, took off his pajamas, and then unscrewed the shower and washed himself vigorously.

When he was almost peeling off, Mr. Li came out with a bath towel and threw the sheets, quilt covers, and pajamas into the washing machine.

When he was done, he sat on the bathroom floor, his face full of melancholy.

"I actually wet the bed......" Mr. Li has not yet recovered from the tragedy of bedwetting.

Compared to this, Mr. Li, should you care about the matter of the Black Shadow Man?

After grieving alone for a while, Mr. Li slowly got up and walked to the mirror.

"Ahh

The eyebrows and lips are lighter, the nose is more collapsed, and the eyes seem to be smaller, all of which are almost catching up with Jay Chou. Even the two tricky ears have shrunk a circle.

"I, I, I......" Teacher Li trembled his right hand and pointed to himself in the mirror, "I... I'm disfigured!"