Chapter 013, the second stupid brother
In the magic cave on the Mandolon Mountain, the second stupid sister is always giving people light in the dark, and the two sisters squatted down to look at the black Dandan at hand.
"Sister, don't be afraid, many weird things in the world will be ...... This thing is known to the slave family, and this thing is called biang......"
"How do you write it?" asked Hua Congee with a slight sigh of terror.
"There is no such word in the "Demon Domain Monster Record"......" The second silly sister saw that her sister was puzzled, and quickly explained in a whisper: "When the prince was not there, the slave family went to the study to check for a long time, but I didn't get this word." ”
"Oh ......" Hua Congee thinks that he has more knowledge than the two fools, from the ancient method of interpretation, this should be two sounds, one is "Ben", the other half is "Ang", two synthetic. The countries of the Demon Domain should not have a word that uses this sound.
Two irrepressible curiosity.
When the sense of horror disappears a little.
Let's run over and see. The youngest one seemed to be really different from the others, wrinkled and tangled, while the others were more high-spirited and full, and there were ......
"Mom...... It's moving...... "Horror, never seen before."
The horrible hair stood on end, and he fell to the ground...... And the thing was shrinking rapidly, collapsing little by little, and there was a belly button on top of it that was struggling, twisting...... "Sister, get out of the way-"
"-Twitter-twitter-twitter......"
Suddenly, the souls scattered out of the clouds.
"—squeak—" another strange scream.
"The sound should come from the bottom of this thing...... "The second stupid sister danced wildly with a bamboo sword, and the texture of the stone cracks in the floor seemed to be giving birth to a new round of shaking the wall.
Hua Congee was excited, grabbed the branch in his hand, covered his ears with his left hand, stomped his foot, and decisively inserted the slightly thicker end diagonally.
Insert it into the belly button of the black devil ball......
This is how miracles are witnessed...... The twig quickly inflated like a leather tube.
In the stunned eyes of the two people, the thing seemed to be relieved in all kinds of anxiety, like when the opium was out of stock for a long time, it was recharged to buy something, and couldn't wait to salivate and suck it in, the wrinkled skin slowly stretched and bulged, and the epidermis was handsome and full again; strangely enough, the circumference of the blood was also rapidly shrinking, and it was sucked back little by little along one edge and finally all of it; carefully examined the five black guys who had a navel on each of them, and a branch was inserted into the navel.
The ground was dry and tidy again, and the night owls outside the cave no longer hissed...... Return to silence.
The two fools and their sister have strange postures and strange eyes, as if they have experienced a nightmare together.
The nightmare was awakened in the tenderness and sweetness, and the strange sound, the strange sound of cooing finally stopped.
When the first snow is faint, the darkness does not seem to be so grand.
A courtyard, behind the overlapping roof tiles, the cries of vultures are still the same.
The house is deep and tortuous, and the Taihu Lake stone is smoky with white smoke.
The fence is a dragon-shaped columnar thousand-year-old ebony with cracks, and the bloody stains on it are terrifying.
The sturdy and tall Leaf Coconut Overseer Protector held a fishing rod and sat bent over a shore pavilion fishing, while a number of men and women waited beside him.
"Lord of the county, how have you been these days?...... have you ever lost your temper?"
A soap-clothed attendant stepped forward and said, "No." In the past few days, the county lord has focused on the crown prince. ”
"Russian. This kid is the only one who cares the most. Hehe!" "Only when the Leaf Coconut Overseer was talking about his daughter, a rare smile appeared on his swarthy face.
"Squeak...... On the innermost pine branch by the pool, a vulture made a miserable cry, which made Yan Bocen excited.
"Haha, what's the matter? It's strange to you, every time you see a spell, it's like this!"
Yan Bocen breathed a long sigh of relief, and secretly wiped the cold sweat from his palm, this vulture is the pet of the Overseer, and lives by eating the rotting flesh of the rotting corpses under this pool.
"Yan Bocen, you were cultivated by me, even if you go and let go, this overseer is still at ease with you. The Overseer put down his fishing rod and walked together, Yan Bocen was a little flattered when he heard his master praise him, and then took a few steps back.
"Yes, yes. The slave girl and the maid have also been diligent in the past few days-in addition, the subordinates arrested the old beggar the day before yesterday, and today they went to send someone to the Yihong Courtyard where the slave girl was staying, and they really gained something......"
"Oh, something......"
"Back to the Overseer, yes, that Fang Runyu is really the old beggar's comrade. They are father and son......"
"What? Aoyama Yuu has a son?"
"It should be. That Fang Runyu calls himself Fang Zidu, and he has the same cat as the old beggar—"
Halfway through, three or five black-clothed iron-headed men came in with a sliding bar, and the sound of "uh-huh" and "chirping" drew out the vulture's voice.
Yan Bocen bowed down to block the road, with the abyss in front and the team behind, and he was in a dilemma.
Ye Ye Overseer was in a hurry, threw away the face towel in his hand, took two steps and leaped over, directly along the ebony railing, and stomped on the slide bar with both feet, the slide bar had already borne a hundred and ten pounds, and a reaction force was directly broken into a few, and the things on the rod, a homeopathic loop was thrown down the deep pool.
"Quack ......"
"Quack—"
"Help—life!"
It seemed as if it had been knocked against the wall, and then screamed, and then as if the rope had been bitten by something, before I realized that it was a person.
After a few sounds, it disappeared completely.
There was silence all around, "Gurgling...... The vultures on the other side of the rock also swooped down and took part in the dirty.
"Look, the county lord has a much gentler temperament and doesn't whip people. but to work for the Overseer, and to sacrifice alive!"
Right in front of his eyes, seeing a fellow human being "sacrificed", Yan Bocen's soul was frightened and rose into the air like an out-of-body body.
When he came out, facing the corner of the wall, Yan Bocen felt that he was about to be no longer his own, and retched several times before he felt alive.
The air after the first snow in the night wind is particularly sweet. Every time he went to complete the order, he died with a struggle, and the Overseer raised the "Death Pet" for the desire to dominate the world, and the goal of the "Death Pet" was for the "spiritual blood", and he was even more humble, just to "live"
Before leaving, the Overseer gave an order, and the Overseer's order was: "Those two, since you can't ask anything, start with the slave girl!"
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The mountain road is eighteen bends, and this time the flower porridge is in front.
It is possible to subconsciously feel that there is a gap between you and danger, and if you are separated from two fools, your sense of security will increase exponentially.
"Speaking of ladies and gentlemen, there is an eighty-year-old man who married an eighteen-year-old lady as his wife - hehe, this age is exactly reversed, one is eighty, one is eighteen ......"
The second fool began to try to tell a story.
A gray gown, covered with a golden horse clip, opened the outermost gray layer to the flower porridge, because of the length, she had to tie the two plackets into a big pimple.
Therefore, the big bump swayed left and right as he walked. It makes her feel like a duck on the shelf, with a big belly.
The second fool who said a single mouth was placed in the middle of the path. There seemed to be all kinds of silk and bamboo musical instruments under his feet, and they were all over the stage. A huge golden moon overhead, glazed on the canopy of the bright night pearl, all kinds of bats, birds, birds, flies and insects fly together.
"Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward; Seeing that there was no sound in front of the flower porridge, she began to talk nonsense.
"Cut. It's made up again!" Hua Congee laughed at her.
"'I'm afraid I'm going to have a green head!' Obviously, others will say this when they hear this, sister, you say that I am making it up. Except for the Evil Sutra and the Five Legends, which is the earliest model of the Demon Continent, which of the rest is not apocryphal?"
"A pear tree pressed a begonia!" Hua Congee covered her face with the long sleeves of her shirt, and blushed underneath.
The second stupid laughed.
At some point, many red lanterns jumped out of the towering buildings around them, all faintly faint, turning everyone upside down.
"yes. The villagers persuaded him, saying, 'Be careful.' "Be careful about this! Be careful of the old king next door, this old king is in the prime of life, and he doesn't have a wife!"
"Don't—" Hua Congee booed, and quickly ran away, covering her ears.
"Don't boo me, okay? However, this thing is also strange, after two years, this little daughter-in-law has not seen cheating or anything, this old husband and young wife are harmonious, okay? The second fool knocked a bamboo flute on his hand. Pretend it's a paperweight.
Grabbed the ear of the porridge and continued: "Hehe. Many men made a special trip to ask for advice, but the old man didn't want to teach the secret at first..."
"What's the secret? I don't want to listen to it!"
"Down, admire, admire! I have never said anything about this in the past, hehe, no matter how elegant or vulgar the men are, they come here, they don't come here, they are all like a ball, everyone yearns for this secret!"
Hua Congee jumped up, dragged down the second fool's neck, and wanted to cover her mouth: "Say, say." The second stupid sister is too bad. The emperor of Tianyuan Kingdom can issue a holy decree, do not look at incivility, and do not speak incivility. Anyone who wants to be promoted to the middle office, once the bad deeds of entering and exiting the chapter are found to be above the third grade, they will be dismissed from their posts and will not be hired for life!"
"Where! Where, I don't want him to be hired! cough, it is said that the old man was forced to be helpless one day, and finally confided in his mouth, saying that there is no other secret to this secret, but it is the same fun as playing mahjong!"
"Haha! Playing mahjong, I will!" When the flower porridge heard it, it seemed that there was no workshop, and the warning was eliminated. The eyes are round, watery and affectionate, looking at the second fool.
"Sister Flower Porridge. What do you know, come and go, don't be public, girls' families, don't know how to be ashamed!"
Hua Congee blushed again, not running, not running, not talking, not laughing
"Hey, hey, the girl who can play mahjong! You come ......" The second fool opened his arms, smiled and beckoned, and a road rushed over, so he took the flower porridge into his arms and warmed her up.
Hua Congee couldn't open his eyes, put his hands on the awning, and looked at it, it seemed that the danger was lifted.
"Don't run, it's cold outside!"
"Oh! Don't say that again, I'm not going to run!" the two of them walked in unison, hands and feet.
The second fool asked again: "Do you know how to play mahjong?"
As soon as the flower porridge heard it, she fell into her arms, and in her eyes, she didn't stand up, she didn't bow her head, she kept pulling the corners of her stupid clothes, and said, "I won't come out with you in the future!"
"Are you, you're too small, and you haven't grown into a ...... yet" The second fool seems to be a master of love, while the spring breeze is blowing, and at the same time smelling the good smell of flower porridge and hair after snow.
"Hee-hee. This is also the master who can only play mahjong! Haha! Eat more, touch more, touch more, and finally fire less guns!"
"I didn't touch you!"
Unexpectedly, the second fool shook his hands and raised them above his head, and declared loudly. The second fool saw that Sister Hua Congee was angry and ran in front, chased all the way, and chased to the door of the firewood house with twists and turns.
"Squeak-" opened the door, and the second fool took advantage of the fact that his sister's door was not closed tightly, and one dodged into the door, crawled on the bed, and pretended to sleep.
Hua Congee has no intention of entanglement with her.
She also pretended to sleep, but her mind kept struggling with what happened during the day.
The old beggar's grandfather was arrested for unknown reasons.
Fang Gongzi, who had something to do with the old beggar, was also arrested, and the other party should be the same group.
Should I go to Mandolon Flywheel Mountain to find out......
Thinking about it, my heart welled up with a thousand thoughts, and I couldn't help but really fall asleep......
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"Dear......" The light of the blue warbler seemed to be there, the flower porridge butt was lying upward, and the head could only tilt inward towards the man's stomach, and the second stupid quilt covered the rest around the eyes, and the eyes seemed to be burned by fire......
"Danke'er, you mean, kiss it secretly......" Hua Congee didn't dare to move, listening to who he seemed to be talking to, who was "Danke'er"?
"Quack...... Tsk!" a voice.
"Hehe, you also laugh at me for not being brave?" In Xixi Suosuo's voice, the second fool sighed and said, "I'm afraid that I love her too much, and the girl can't keep up with my speed!"
"Eggshell, don't make trouble! Hua Congee woke up, it's time to scold me for being a prodigal! Don't wake her up......"
"You mean, she's not awake, you can kiss ......" The second fool leaned down, the space was too narrow, she was tall, she couldn't find a suitable place for her lower mouth, and the quilt on her face kept touching the face of the porridge a few times-
Groping around listened to him swallow several mouthfuls of saliva......
“...... Who's talking about kissing me?" Hua Congee went crazy, as if she heard two bad guys discussing how to sell her without her consent.
I squinted and looked out......
The sun was shining, but there was no one else in the house.
As soon as I looked around, I saw something the size of a walnut, and a slide slid to the seat, and it was too embarrassing.
Ask: "Dear, do you dare!"
"It just happened to bump into it......" As soon as Hua Congee spoke, her lips touched Hua Congee's face.
She should have laughed as if she had bargained. Because it is surrounded by a quilt, the flower porridge is only judged by the distortion under the face towel.
"Why do you look like a man!" Hua Congee really can't stand it, and it's so unclear that a good sister is so confused.
"I'm originally a man-" The second fool paused for a long time, carefully waited for the expression of the flower porridge, swallowed his saliva, and said: "Sister flower porridge, or sister flower porridge, second stupid sister, or second fool...... Brother, it's fine!"