Chapter 158: Do you want to masturbate together!
Xu Mudong Mansion.
Although he was in the cave, Xu Mu was always checking the movements outside.
Shangguan Tatian, a stupid comparison, actually competed with him, which made Xu Mu a little speechless.
If he doesn't repair this goods, he really doesn't know how thick the sky is.
I was thinking about how to take a good pit to the official.
Suddenly, the crow who was lying on the side screamed directly, and his body turned into a ball of blood, and went straight to Xu Mu's feet.
Xu Mu was shocked, and between the lightning and flint, he retreated directly, while the crow suddenly shouted, "Hahaha,!! I didn't expect to meet a black beetle here!"
As he spoke, his paws stepped on and on, and a black insect appeared under the crow's feet.
When Xu Mu saw the insects, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
When he was approached by this little bug, he didn't even notice it in the slightest.
"Raven, what is this?"
Xu Mu asked with a gloomy face.
The luck rat was still asleep there, and the crow's strange cries didn't wake him up.
The crow rolled his eyes, and said with a smile, "Brother Niu, this is a good thing!" I don't know why, but I recognize this thing, and I am extremely sensitive to the smell of this thing, this insect is called a black beetle, and some people also call it a black beetle!"
"Poisonous insects?"
Xu Mu's eyelids jumped wildly.
This insect can approach itself silently, and it is also highly poisonous, and it is conceivable that this poison is by no means ordinary.
Maybe you'll be yin by it!
Crow Crow said proudly, "Brother Niu, don't underestimate this little thing, even if it is an eternal immortal, if you are bitten by him, hehe, you will have to faint for a while!
"Delicious?"
Xu Mu's face was full of black lines.
This thing is so poisonous, do you dare to eat it? Not afraid of being poisoned?
Crow explained, "Brother Niu, don't be afraid, as long as you pull out its venom glands, it will be safe! It basically has no intelligence, it survives by instinct, and it can also accept some simple instructions, and it is not only delicious, but also a great tonic, Brother Niu, you will know when you taste it!"
Xu Mu knew it when he thought about it.
This black beetle must have been released by the officials in the cave mansion opposite.
If you can't do it, you can play yin.
"So what are you waiting for?"
Xu Mu sneered, waved his big hand, and walked directly to the outside of the cave, "Let's eat!"
The crow crow grabbed the black beetle with an excited claw, the current crow crow body is extremely domineering, Xu Mu is not one, one force, the black beetle's vitality is completely cut off, and when he came to the cave mansion, Xu Mu squinted his eyes and glanced at the cave mansion where Shangguan stepped into the sky, and pulled out a barbecue grill with his hand.
Crow's eyes lit up, "Eat barbecue? hehe, I like it!"
In the past, Xu Mu took crows to eat barbecue, and all kinds of materials were also prepared.
Xu Mu pinched the black beetle, pulled out the venom glands according to the introduction of the crow, and dealt with the filth, and said with some pain, "This thing is so small, how can it be enough?"
The crow rubbed his paws and said nonchalantly, "Three points of the world, leave a copy for the mouse!"
Xu Mu smiled, "You still have a little conscience!"
After speaking.
Xu Mu put the black beetle on the shelf, and then took out a large pile of animal meat from the storage ring and started a barbecue party.
Shangguan stepped on the Tiandong Mansion.
The three of them, who were recovering from their injuries, were quickly attracted by a pungent scent.
"What smells so good?"
Shangguan Tatian snorted and couldn't help but ask.
Wu Lao also licked his lips, this fragrance is really too seductive.
Zhou Xian vaguely heard some voices just now, stood up at this time, didn't talk nonsense, and walked out of the cave directly.
Come to the entrance of the cave.
Glancing outside.
Zhou Xian's pupils shrank.
A nun, a big black cat, was staring wide-eyed at a row of strange shelves, which...
Ahh
Zhou Xian vomited blood!
There was a monstrous wave in my heart.
Although the black armor ten thousand poisonous insects have been fired, how can Zhou Xian not recognize that appearance!
His face was a little pale, Zhou Xian was incredulous, and instinctively took two steps back, almost hitting Shangguan Tatian, who rushed over.
"Brother Zhou!"
Shangguan Tatian looked at Zhou Xian's expression and was very puzzled.
Take a look at Zhou Xian's eyes.
He was also confused.
"That's... Isn't that a black armor poisonous insect?"
Shangguan Tread to himself and transmitted Zhou Xian.
Zhou Xian trembled, and then, with a distorted face, he said, "It's not the Black Armor Ten Thousand Poisonous Worm, what is it? Damn! Damn! This guy, how can he, how dare he... How is this possible?"
Right now.
Xu Mu glanced at the two of them, as if they were smiling, and in his eyes, the cold light flashed away, and then he directly picked up the skewer with the black beetle, licked his lips and said, "It's cooked!"
"Divide quickly!
Crow crow jumped to his feet anxiously, "Meow a cat, I miss it so much, Lao Tzu must have eaten this thing before!"
With a stroke of Xu Mu's finger, the black beetle was directly divided into three points.
Putting away a piece and pinching his own piece, Xu Mu put it directly into his mouth, and as for the crow, he had already eaten it.
Flaky!
Crisp!
Tender!
Fresh!
Coupled with Xu Mu's spicy seasoning, Xu Mu's eyes narrowed, and he couldn't help but praise it, and said unceremoniously that this black beetle was the best thing he had ever eaten.
When Shangguan Tatian saw this scene, he couldn't help but tremble and said, "Brother Zhou, didn't you say that the black armor ten thousand poisonous insects are extremely poisonous, and even the eternal immortal can be poisoned? Why..."
Zhou Xian looked like he had been struck by lightning, as if he had received a 10 million critical blow, and he snorted and said, "How does Lao Tzu know what is going on! Black armor and ten thousand poisonous insects dare to eat it! This female cultivator is really looking for death!"
After half a ring.
Zhou Xian took a breath of cool air, and then solemnly said to Shangguan Tatian, "This female cultivator is really incredible, unimaginable! I think, it's better not to provoke her!"
Shangguan Tatian's expression changed.
I can't help but be afraid of Xu Mu.
And at this moment, Li Feixue's cave suddenly opened, Li Feixue walked out of it, frowned at the barbecue grill, and said with some displeasure, "What are you doing?"
When Xu Mu saw Li Feixue, she almost blurted out a sentence from the young lady, but fortunately she held back in the end, licked her lips, and said with a smile, "Senior sister, I'm barbecuing, do you want to have a string together?"
Li Feixue took a breath and said angrily, "This is Feixue Peak, not a canteen, if you want to eat, you either go back to the cave mansion or go to the canteen!"
Xu Mu blinked, then waved his hand to put away the barbecue grill, and said obediently, "Senior sister won't let me roast, then I won't roast!"
Li Feixue was stunned.
That's what she said.
I didn't expect Xu Mu to listen to her at all.
Who knows, Xu Mu really didn't bake it!
At this time, Zhou Xian's eyes were already shining, and he was extremely hot, and he said excitedly, "Good! Good! Good! Beauty, temperament, all are stunning, Shangguan, your vision is really good!"
Shangguan Tatian smiled awkwardly.
Then, he waved at Li Feixue and said, "Senior Sister Feixue, meet again!"
Li Feixue's eyes were cold, and she didn't pay attention to this product directly.
Shangguan Tatian was just about to speak again, but suddenly, Xu Mu jumped out directly, stood in front of Li Feixue, and said seriously, "Senior sister, be careful, these two people are little silver thieves, and they wanted to spy on you before!
Ahh
Shangguan Tatian held back what he was about to say, but he held back a mouthful of blood and yelled, "You... You're spewing blood!"
Xu Mu sneered, "I'm spewing blood, then let's see, does Senior Sister believe in you or me?"
Shangguan Tatian was extremely angry, and when he saw Li Feixue's expression, he quickly became gloomy, and his heart suddenly jumped....
(End of chapter)