Chapter 030, the first visit to the Protector's Mansion
"Wang! Wangwang...... "What" The dog didn't know what trick he used, and the four dogs came out together and barked outside the wall.
Hua Congee's face was full of horror.
I was placed here by the old beggar grandfather, and I must endure it in order to have a plan, and I can't get ahead in everything, so don't break the big thing.
But when he saw the silver spikes shining on the iron shoes of those officials, he stepped over.
One, two, three heads...... Five in total.
Fortunately, it is not a black-clothed ironhead, and the officers of Tianyu City are divided into two types. Most of the black-clothed ironheads were raised by the Demon Emperor, and today, judging from their outfits, these five should be just ordinary handymen in the yamen.
The body is too cumbersome and stupid, and the trouser legs are bulging.
An innocent doppelganger went out and ran to a few fronts, and he put a veil over his face out of nowhere, and shouted: "Rob, rob, rob ......."
"Good news for you. Robbery ......"
Touching left and right, I didn't find a more domineering weapon, and Wuxian shouted: "Do you have a sword?"
I was thinking of comparing myself to them.
Unexpectedly, the five goods directly shook the knives, forks, swords, and halberds in their hands, and Wuxian couldn't help frowning, okay, let's do it.
His skirt was pulled up to his waist, and a tear on the ground was buttoned to his head.
Seeing that the target of the robbery was still standing there stupidly, didn't he blame me for not being strong enough? I'm a robber. ”
Maybe it really has some momentum, the sword, fork and sword halberd were frightened, and he knelt down suddenly, and said in a panic: "Hero, spare your life!"
Seeing the flower porridge behind the broken sword, he squeezed his eyebrows, trembled excitedly, and said: "Shut up, Lao Tzu is a robber, life and silver, choose the same as the silver." ”
The official trembled and fumbled for a few ingots of silver, took them and put them on the ground, and said, "Uncle, my things are here, please spare my life." There was a sharp kowtow.
"Hmm......" The fifth brother is not angry and arrogant.
"Okay, okay, I'll give you this too......" The officials revered the ghosts, peeked at the heroes, and pulled out of the crotch of their pants...... The hero covered his face with a broken rope, like a black iron tower, which was very terrifying.
"Hmm-" The fifth brother snorted again.
"Good ......" a servant took off his shoes, poured dirt outside, and took out a silver ticket from under the sole of his shoes......
"Ben Daxia didn't want to rob you. Where do you poor servants have so much money?" "Innocent walked over in all directions to take a look: "This is at least two hundred taels! Why are there jade, necklaces, pearls and the like, hey, this yellow is not an oolong coin......
The officials looked at each other.
There is one: "Just now, a flower girl's thief guarded our Protector's Mansion at night." That guy is too evil, isn't it! I don't want to put so many treasures, and I walked around the study, and I don't know what to look for, it's really superb!"
Extremely ingenious, too powerful, Hua Congee was stunned, swallowed his saliva, and withdrew his greedy gaze, it turned out that these people were playing a prison guard and stealing themselves, and then planted the crime on the thief of the night defense mansion.
The young servant pouted all over his body and refused to talk. I'm afraid that if I talk too much, I will lose, if the East Window incident happens, if I don't talk about my errand, I may end up in prison.
Without an evil voice, he said to the young officer, "Come! ”
The young man shouted, "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I swear to God." ”
Innocent said: "Why bother with you, I'm a very reasonable person, as long as money doesn't take my life, okay, let's talk about it!"
The young man muttered, "We just won't talk when we go back...... It's just that the flower thief robbed the money...... Where are we the Snitch's opponents!"
When innocent heard this, he twisted his head, waved his hand, and rolled his ass with urine.
"Flower girl, I like you!"
"I can't count, I can't count, why can't I count!" When Hua Congee confirmed that he was not dreaming, Hua Congee burst out from behind, ripped off the innocent dress in the vat, and shouted with wide eyes.
For an hour, it seems that a bachelor for more than ten years finally married a daughter-in-law.
I couldn't believe it.
Innocent said: "Uncle, uncle......" After calling several times in a row, Hua Congee shook his head and said, "What do you want to do?"
Innocent asked again, "What now?"
With the repeated questioning of what to do, the head of the porridge began to have blood flowing, just like the opening of a river and the sting of the earth.
She finally remembered that she had a treasure cave, a row of abandoned and dilapidated cellars, which were usually inhabited. As she had guessed, there were different things in different holes, and things were the same in each hole.
Hua Congee feels that she is about to die, there are so many treasures, there are too many, the degree of shock can no longer be described in words, the pressure on the heart has been seriously loaded, take these treasures back, and the vision of recovering the country must always have some material basis.
"How boring my life will be, how much I will do whatever I want—" Some things can't be revealed too much to innocence, and Hua Congee has to pretend to be stupid.
"Otherwise, I won't be able to finish so much gold and silver treasure in ten lifetimes, what should I do?" Anyway, Hua Congee is obsessed with a little girl of this age.
"Rouge gouache, hairpins, earrings, step shakes, Hanfu ......" flower porridge lists dozens of small things that little women like, and the eyes look at the remnant sun that comes out of the west like blood, can the old country go back? When can I find the bones of my mother, and there is a spirit under my father, and I should be able to reunite, right?
Looking at the remnant sun, she didn't believe that the strong, mighty and domineering father had disappeared like her mother?
Even sometimes, looking at the remnant sun, he always felt that his father would come out in the next moment.
Daddy was covered in armor, and the helmets and weapons common to the soldiers of the Demon Jue Kingdom spread out like black and dark clouds.
"The Son of Heaven guards the country, and mountains and rivers coexist. "There was a gust of wind that rang out.
The little flower porridge was desperate and ran out.
She was placed in the goose princess and a few grandmothers—
It was fine just now, but I saw the flower porridge facing west in a daze. Innocent hesitated a little and said, "What." Uncle, my leg hurts, but because there is nowhere to arrange the silver, I let the slave family die of blood, right?"
Hua Congee roared: "Can't hear me, are you deaf? I told you my treasure cave today, are you sure you won't tell others?"
Shocked, the corner of the innocent mouth with a sunny award.
He knelt on the ground suddenly, kept kowtowing, knocking, pretending that his skull was ruptured, and kept pretending that blood was flowing, crying: "Uncle spare your life! Uncle spare your life! The slave family swore to the sky, and I will not say anything to anyone when I go home, and if I violate this vow, I will be hit by five thunderbolts and die." ”
Hua Congee frowned and said, "Since you even dare to make such a vicious oath, it seems that you still have some credibility!"
Innocent hurriedly promised: "There is no lie in the slave family. I am willing to share weal and woe with Uncle Porridge, and I will not hesitate to die together!"
"Okay, you don't know, how much the uncle likes you!" Hearing this, he was stunned for three seconds, inhaled cool air innocently, suppressed his breathing, and said calmly: "Lead the way ahead." Where do you like me. What you like is silver—"
A wall, zigzag and meandering for more than a zhang, the wall is no more than three feet high, all covered by moss, one face of the cliff, innocent with a flower skirt carrying a bag of yellow and white things, flower porridge eyes weirdly stared at the dirt on his head, said: "You are joking with your life." ”
With an expression of fear that the porridge would not take him to play, he said hurriedly: "How can you say this?"
Hua Congee said: "You risked your life to break into the Protector's Mansion. And then they go home empty-handed, isn't that a joke with life?"
Brushing aside the moss and continuing to walk inside, sure enough, the willows and flowers were bright and another village, only to see that there were countless holes inside, leading to the depths of the unknown.
Innocence limped but did not leave.
He sat on the floor.
Be angry with yourself.
"Let's go—"
"I can't walk......"
"Innocent thief, if it comes to stealing, I have to respectfully call you master. Hua Congee looked at the things in Wuxie's hand for a while, and looked around for a while, lest stealing chickens would not lead to the opposite of eating rice: the new silver would not be found, and the old silver would be exposed.
Innocent, looking at the moss on the ground, playing childishly, said, "You don't care about me!"
Hua Congee was just about to speak, but he was choked by his own saliva, the silver has risen so fast recently, this treasure has actually been touched by me, what are you playing! God, I sighed, lest I regret it innocently, and pretended to be calm: "Why don't I care about you?"
Innocent twisted Nini's face and said, "You said, 'You're kidding with your life'. ”
A small cave in front of the passage was installed with a wooden door.
"That's what it was. went to the Protector's Mansion to set up a risk, and returned empty-handed. Of course, it's risking your life. You're stupid, by the way...... Why don't you bring things back, that protector is not a good thing, his things, don't take them for nothing, don't take them......" Hua Congee shouted with wide eyes: "You don't know, Hua Girl, how much you like you-"
"Look, the focus of your speech is still on returning empty-handed. How could you ever care about the life of the slave family...... "Innocent and lonely."
"Well said. Say. You were wrong...... I will pay attention to it in the future-"
It seems that the flower porridge is very righteous on the surface, but she still doesn't put herself in the most important position. Wuxian shook his head, this flower porridge regards wealth as life, and has no intention of interfering in the muddy department, and his heart is lonely, so he will no longer speak.
After a long time, when the eyes were used to the bright light, I looked inside the wooden door, a small bed, and a girl's little doll. The rest of the small red lacquer boxes next to the bed, opened them one by one, there were more than ten boxes, each box was empty, and there was only one or two small silver inside, how much did it cost!
Hua Congee's heart was pounding, and she was about to leave her body, and she carefully took the silver in her innocent skirt...... I am afraid that he will regret it, and when I see that he is unhappy, I feel more and more that he probably regrets it.
"As a price...... You can recuperate here for a few days...... All-inclusive ...... "She Nunu, picking her eyes, and giving innocent a flying eye, which means: You have not suffered a loss, it is very cost-effective." "I see that you are tired and your face is discolored, why don't you take it out tonight, and give you a bath......!"
This is the most luxurious package she can provide to the fifth brother, a thief!
"Uh-huh—" In the narrow, low and narrow cave, it must have been a cellar hole, and the bricks above his head were very strong, and he would not move wherever he went.
Hua Congee was afraid that he would regret it, so he quickly gave two more discounts: "I will come to see you every day and night - send you the most delicious ......"
"So, this bed belongs to the slave family?" Innocent darkened his face, and suddenly put himself on the small bed, lying on his back facing the sky.
Hua Congee saw that his face was relaxed, and the person was already lying on the bed, his arms crossed his knees, and he directly rode a horse and squatted to bully him; he didn't know what she was going to do, so he shrank his knees to the side to avoid stepping on his legs; the fifth brother hugged himself tightly with both arms, and his body shrank and hid inside.
"Ye won't be light with you, don't worry......" Hua Congee looked at him with a smile, her indescribable expression, her face was better than peach blossoms, and she was panting for a few twists and turns just now.
The lips are rosy and full, the breath is slightly moving, and there is a certain sweet and glutinous taste. I didn't dare to breathe in an innocent atmosphere, so I had to close my eyes.
In anticipation, perhaps Hua Congee also understands his mind the most, this is the initiative to kiss......
He pursed his lips unconsciously, repeatedly suppressing his breathing.
The flower porridge was all about Suosuo, a kind of warm breath, and it lingered for a long time less than a few inches in front of him, but it was getting farther and farther away after all......
Ao Wuxian opened his eyes a little, wondering if he would pounce on it first...... Although the current Hua Congee likes to pretend to be an uncle, he can only retreat to pretend to be a woman, but he is a man after all.
"Dear...... After kissing, I will say-" Innocence closed his eyes, and his mouth rushed up.
"Haha......"
"Haha......"
Innocence and Hua Congee laughed together regardless of etiquette and shame.
"You like gold ingots so much!" said Hua Congee.
It turned out that Hua Congee was wiping a gold ingot, and put those gold and silver treasures in the bed where he was lying, in a red lacquer box, with a focused expression, and his face was red from the light of the gold and silver jewelry.
His own kiss was on the thing.
"You don't know how beautiful it is to sleep here at night without those filthy sounds, and sleep with silver on your pillows-" Hua Congee completely worships the gold slave......
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There are many villages destroyed by the snow disaster in the Demon Domain, and it is not uncommon for some refugees to appear, in fact, just a few days ago, a group of dozens of refugees were welcomed in the camp.
However, it was precisely because this was not an uncommon thing that the panic on the face of the black-clothed iron head seemed even more strange.
This guard is one of the three Davids he chose, known as the Ghost Spirit, and the other two are called Gu Ling and Zi Ling.
He is one of the very few who has followed him since the Demon Rebellion.
This person was nicknamed "Toyo Clock". Because he always appeared in every specific corner of the Protector's Mansion step by step.
For example, now, when the sun sets, he should appear in Kaixiangzhai, which is located on the southeast side of the Protector's Mansion.
And not here.
"What's the panic, you say slowly. The protector asked with a face as black as iron.
"Report, Ye Ye Protector Mansion, I saw a ghost ——? in broad daylight today," the "Oriental Bell" ghost replied.
"Uh-huh, what! Like last time, was the Treasure Pavilion stolen?" Ye Ye Protector was a little loose, didn't he lose some silver?
"Guardian Guogong, this time it is your bedroom ...... that I stole"
"Uh-huh. The protector was shocked, and the decoration of his bedroom was extremely simple, even to the point of simplicity. Even if it is a joint concubine, it is also the protector of the country who goes to the concubine's room, so except for the county lord who went to it once when he was a child, there should be no second person in this world who has ever touched half a step.
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