Chapter 255: A Serious Case Caused by a Poop!
The hole was like a gaping mouth of blood, and it was like a tunnel inserted into the highway. Of course, the frozen river is not so flat, and the slope here is very large, and even if it is frozen now, you can see that the river is very fast, and there are small terraced pools everywhere.
When she arrived here, Jian Qianqian's expression was even more unnatural, and her eyes were flushed, and her eyes were a little dodgy and looked back and forth at the three of them. Finally, she seemed to have made up her mind and said, "Uncle Jian, Uncle Hu, can you ...... Can you please go in and investigate? I've got a ...... Fear. ”
Jian San and Hu Yunian both looked at her in surprise, and both nodded, Jian San looked around, confirmed that it was safe, and immediately disappeared in front of him, while Hu Yunian glanced at Hong Xiaobao deeply and followed Jian San.
Even if you really need to, you can go there alone. This excuse is really too immature, and several people can see that Jian Qianqian has something to say to Hong Xiaobao.
Hong Xiaobao naturally knew it, he was just waiting for Jian Qianqian to speak.
Jian Qianqian twisted, blushing, and stopped talking.
This appearance is completely inconsistent with the results that Hong Xiaobao has observed in the past few days, and suddenly, Hong Xiaobao was shocked!
She's going to confess to me!!
Oops!!
What can I do about this?!
Although the master is full of charm and graceful, the master is already a married man!!
How can she refuse if she speaks?!
At the age of 17, this is the most delicate time, what if she commits suicide?!!
Did you pretend to agree first?!
Do you want to take a concubine?!
Jian Qianqian seemed to have finally made up her mind, her face was terribly red, and she said softly: "Hong ...... Senior Brother Hong......"
It's miserable, it's miserable, it's miserable!
Hong Xiaobao's head immediately grew up, reasonable, Hong Xiaobao has no plan to deal with the girl's confession! How to refuse? How to be tactful?
Say you're very moved, and then refuse?
Say that you are a good person, and you will definitely meet a better man than yourself in the future?
How hypocritical is this!
How can there be a better man in this world than himself?
Oh my God!
Hong Xiaobao immediately became a little confused.
I saw Jian Qianqian's face red as blood, her voice was as small as a mosquito, and she said vaguely in a low, invisible voice: "Hong ...... Brother...... I think I'm ...... Should...... Know the Awakened Treasure...... Where is it. ”
Belch..........................................
Not a confession?
It's not a confession!!
Okay, okay, but you know the Awakened Treasure! Why do you want to do this twisting?
Deliberately making some misleading appearances is the patent of the green tea!
Are you one too?
Jian Qianqian looked at Hong Xiaobao's bewildered appearance, her face was still red, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "That day, we settled down in the cave, I ...... I just have some ...... Some...... Some ......"
"Some" for a long time, so anxious that Hong Xiaobao scratched his ears and cheeks, and Jian Qianqian couldn't say anything.
Jian Qianqian's face didn't dare to look at Hong Xiaobao, buried her head in the fluffy hair of the white wolf, and squeezed out two words: "...... More...... Clothing. ”
"Changing clothes?" Hong Xiaobao was stunned, this neuropathy, right? Come here to change clothes in the snowy region? Eldest sister, you should be cured of your cleanliness habits!
"Idiot, it's out of the way!" Yin Jiuyou laughed, leaning back and forth with laughter, seeing that Hong Xiaobao was still stunned, and laughed even more: "Shit! It's shit, do you understand?!"
"Uh......" Hong Xiaobao was speechless, and, what do you call changing clothes? But fortunately, I understand what Jian Qianqian blushes like this and wants to express, but Hong Xiaobao is still wondering! Why are you telling this to the master? And you are still ashamed to be like this, if you don't tell yourself, it's over?
"At that moment, I ...... I felt cold...... At that time, I didn't think about it that much, I just wanted to ...... It's just that I wear less clothes......"
At this time, Hong Xiaobao's heart blossomed.
Hahahahaha!
Can you blow the cold wind with a bare butt without getting cold?!
Hahahahahahaha!
Listening to Jian Qianqian's blushing face and saying left and right sentences for a long time, Hong Xiaobao finally understood.
Things are also simple, and the punctuation marks are 229 words:
The sword is heavy, and it has not yet reached the complete valley. It's also unfortunate that when I entered the snowy area, I wanted to poop, and I endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it in this hole, so Jian Qianqian found an excuse to go in and in and in, and found a very, very safe place to poop. Finally, it was estimated that the place where she was squatting was very close to the awakened treasure, and she felt a chill in her body, and she thought it was a little cold when the wind was blowing. She doesn't know about her body herself, and she hasn't thought about it in the past few years, since she entered the snowy region, she has figured it out, the more she thinks about it, the more sure she is, and then, because the place where she poops is a little special, now she can't go up, she has to tell one of the three to let him take him up, think about it, and can only find Hong Xiaobao......
"Blood from a poop...... No, no, it's not a bloody case, it's a serious case! A serious case caused by a piece of poop!" The more Hong Xiaobao thought about it, the happier he became, but he knew that the girl was thin-skinned and embarrassed to laugh, so she endured it so hard!
As for why Jian Qianqian told him about this, Hong Xiaobao probably figured it out, how cold is the snowy region, I'm afraid there is still a lump of ice poop frozen there...... Hahahahaha!
"The rabbit has three holes, people have three urgency, eating and drinking Lazar people are common, my generation of monks, everything is stinky skin, the girl does not need to be so embarrassed. Hong Xiaobao knew that the more he concealed it, the more difficult it would be for Jian Qianqian to deal with himself, so he said calmly at the moment: "Don't worry, after taking the treasure in this matter, I will forget about it in the future." ”
Jian Qianqian's face was flushed, and she was still embarrassed and couldn't handle herself, but she was really much better. It's just that I still don't dare to look at Hong Xiaobao.
And Hong Xiaobao's eyes were sharp, and he saw two dark shadows waiting in the cave. Thinking about it, they also saw that Jian Qianqian wanted to whisper something to Hong Xiaobao, and they were waiting for the two of them to finish talking.
"Uncle Jian! Uncle Hu!" Hong Xiaobao shouted, pretending not to see the two, and shouted a few more times, Jian San and Hu Yunian came quickly, and they arrived in front of the two in a few steps.
It's just that Jian San and Hu Yunian saw Jian Qianqian's face blushing to the base of their necks, and they were not polite when they looked at Hong Xiaobao.
"As the old saying goes, Yunmen is the right person, and there is some truth in it, Hong Xiaoyou, you say yes. Hu Yunian said incomprehensibly.
"......" Hong Xiaobao was speechless for a moment, and secretly said in his heart, "Do you want to tell you a story about a piece of poop?"
The four of them slowly walked towards the river valley, and the upper part of the valley gradually connected together when the two sides of the valley continued to fall downward, becoming a cave, which made Hong Xiaobao slightly surprised that when he walked into this cave, there was a gust of cold wind blowing, even with Hong Xiaobao's unreasonable body now, he actually felt a biting chill.
"Woo yo!" Hong Xiaobao shivered, knowing that the wind was blowing meant that the inside of the cave must be open in all directions.
When I looked at this place from the outside, I didn't feel much, but when I stood at the entrance of the cave, I felt the huge size of the hole! Hong Xiaobao felt that he was an ant standing in a gate, indescribably small: "Amazing, amazing!"
Going deeper, Hong Xiaobao saw a group of caves extending in all directions.
The space inside the cave is huge, and Hong Xiaobao can't say that there are several large auditoriums in this cave, but he only thinks that the mountain outside is just an empty shell.
The cave has a main path, the largest of which the river rushes into it, and zigzags as far as the eye can see. In addition, there are many dense branch caves in this cave, and some of the branch caves also have a river frozen in them, which zigzag into the main road, and most of them are just caves, and they are dark and do not know where they lead.
These caves are not as regular as the windows in the building, the large ones are as big as several floors, the small ones are the size of a basketball, and some can be seen as leading upwards from the back, some are folded downwards, and some grow directly on the bottom of the caves......
A few people gradually entered, the cave should not be the same as four years ago, Jian Qianqian didn't take much effort to recognize the way, "That hole!" Jian Qianqian pointed to a hole: "We entered that cave at that time." ”
Hong Xiaobao looked at the hole pointed by Jian Qianqian, the hole was suspended more than ten meters above the ground, about one or two meters square, in the shape of a gourd, it was relatively easy to recognize, Jian Qianqian must have taken a fancy to this at the beginning.
The snow wolf was psychic, but it was impossible for it to pass through the cloud at the mouth of the cave with its size, and it was just a whimper.
Jian Qianqian blushed again, with her current body, this cave that could have jumped up could not go up, without the help of the snow wolf, she could only let the three of them carry her, originally she must have chosen Hu Yunian, but when she thought of letting Hong Xiaobao carry herself for a while, she blushed and said: "Senior Brother Hong, let me give it a hand." ”