Chapter 043, the age of the dancing elephant
"No!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of snorting from the crowd, and the voice was sharp with some kind of childish milk.
The shadow retreated, but the center of his gaze was a small person, his body was sticky on the chair, his face felt hot, Guagua's white face was like a snow lotus in the mountains, full of a cute smile, her eyes were dark and swarthy like black pearls, and she was watery and fluttering with beautiful hope. Everyone was silent, lest they say the wrong thing and let Xiao Guagua's dream shatter and scatter like fragile glass.
The Holy Lord of Lu Lu circled around Fang Runyu's elegant and agile figure, feeling strange.
For several years, Liao Ruoxingchen, a person who can accept the test of the magic mirror, so the magic mirror is covered with a red cloth and guarded by a special person, in order to prevent some clansmen from accidentally entering and losing their lives.
Not to mention the spiritual power of this ragged son, let's just say that this courage is something that ordinary people dare not imitate.
When the eyes of the people focused on him, they saw that a flush of blush climbed up to the side of his cheeks, and his ears - Runyu did feel that he was not a martial artist in his heart, and he was in a hurry.
In the middle of the rush, another one didn't hold back, and actually said what was in his heart again, and he was indeed suspected of taking advantage of people's danger in the public.
I was uneasy, and looked at the flower porridge, but the flower porridge over there looked at the melon.
Looking at the past, Gua Gua said slowly in silence: "Tao Dai Li Zhuang, coupled with the danger of taking advantage of people, so the outcome of this game is still undecided.
"What? You, a little girl who is not as good as a weeping girl, want to marry a flower porridge girl?" Fang Runyu's face turned completely red, and her words and deeds were completely ruined in front of this little girl. I really don't care about rhetoric and discipline when I speak.
"Who said I was a little girl, and I wasn't a weeping girl?" Guagua's face was flushed, and Fang Runyu stood with one east and one west, like baked persimmons on a winter tree, red and gorgeous, eye-catching and swaggering.
The melon is crisp and tender and said in a pleasant whisper: "I obviously said that I want to look better than Pan An, and I have won the Zidu?"
The silence froze for a moment by this sentence, and they all looked at the little guy as tall as the car in amazement.
"Even if you're a boy, little doll, are you weaned?"
"I'm going to marry Hua Congee. A declaration that he said at the moment has indeed become a big joke.
Rugua melon has become a joke.
The eighth master, who is the guardian of Guagua, must be to blame.
The eighth master was so panicked that he hurriedly turned over, held down Guagua, and stroked his forehead, but it was really hot. He then covered up and said, "Yesterday he must have kicked the quilt and had a fever." It's pure fever nonsense, disturbing people's interest, I hope the Holy Lord will forgive me!"
Lu Lu did not doubt that he had him, paced over and reached out to touch her forehead, frowned and said: "Woohoo, the crying ape is cold, and the insect is cold, so that the throat is like swallowing charcoal, the mouth is like soup, and the body is dry, and the five senses and seven thefts are made, so it becomes a disaster in the city, isn't it sad?"
"Yes, yes. When Hua Congee heard that she was going to be married to a little boy, she was very excited, and she clapped her little hands happily, but when she looked back, she asked Xiang Runyu, "What did the Holy King of Lu Lu say?"
"It's just a cold and fever, to the effect that Fang Runyu was annoyed that he was seen through by a child, and when the character collapsed, it was not good to say some words and phrases that he didn't understand very well.
Hua Congee was stunned by this stupid crying little guy, rushed over, planned to say hello to the child, and then laughed loudly: "Sister, I like you to death." ”
"Not good, Holy Lord. The eighth master said nonsense, I am not sick. Stretching out his little hand, as if demonstrative, he grabbed a handful of the swollen little buttocks of the flower porridge to show his sovereignty.
"Ahh
The child said, "I, Guagua, vow to marry Hua Congee as my wife, if not, the sky will be thundered with five thunders!" Guagua's white face was so angry that his white face like a snow lotus in Cangshan became more and more pale and transparent. said: "You are pretending to be stupid, daughter of Xianyu'er, what's the big deal!"
The flower porridge was robbed of white, and his heart was empty, and he confessed: "I don't know where I offended you, why are you so foul!"
Guagua's hands supported a mechanism in the car, and his voice trembled, and it was no longer the little milk voice just now: "My Guagua, I have no name in life and no surname in death, it is the ...... given by your grandfather Immortal Wengzi"
Everyone looked at these two unrelated two people, who might not have known each other at all just a quarter of an hour ago, but now they actually fought, as if they had a deep hatred, either you died or I lived.
Guagua stretched out two hands, spun the car around a few times, panting like a cow, pointed to an elderly man with a white beard, and said, "You're almost the age of confusion, aren't you?"
The man nodded, and Guagua said, "He should call me brother!"
The man also stepped forward and said, "Yes, please go down to Brother Guagua!"
Guagua said: "Guagua, I was born in the nine hundred and eighty years of the Demon City calendar, and I should be more than 58 years old this year." You can see who I am, male and female, male and female, male and female, old and young. People like me, when I was a child, I was a little girl—"
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Aren't people talking about it? People are neither men nor women...... and a few men who are narrow-minded look at him and ask him provocatively: "Otherwise, you can take out your Raush Zi and let the big guy take a ......look at it."
Guagua's eyes were like torches, squinting at the flower porridge, and the corners of his mouth were full of contempt: "Whoop, your appearance is handsome, is it some unique secret book left to you by your grandfather? Don't be reluctant, let me see, you see, I have become like this?"
Hua Congee was devastated, his eyes swept to the melon, and he kept turning his hands and feet, showing his hands turned out like chicken paws, and his legs were better than lying on the legs in the car.
His face was cold and transparent, he should be like a glass crispy candy man, almost any wind and grass could break and tear him, and Hua Congee did not dare to look at the position of his stomach, and seriously doubted how the internal organs should be placed.
Compassion is something that strangers will have.
However, the kind of irresponsible and indiscriminate sympathy of outsiders is tantamount to murder for the person concerned.
That kind of look can kill, and the murderer is even more dramatic.
She didn't know what to do, but her heart sank like ashes, like a puppet on the verge of death, waiting for the fifty-year-old Guagua, who was neither male nor female, to announce her death sentence.
The voice was old, damp as a sharp iron object sliding across a porcelain plate, and he said, "You want to see that thing?" He lowered his head, his eyebrows raised, and asked to flip under him......
There were many women in the crowd, all of whom covered their eyes with handkerchiefs, silk scarves, fans, etc., and said angrily, "You are an old man who is nearly sixty years old, what kind of hooligan are you playing......
Some men are still afraid of the rhythm of the world, and they are desperately shouting: "Look, look-"
Someone even lit a torch, and the heat steamed around his head to see, and the shadow of the black head was magnified, distorted, and deformed, like a ghost, and shadowed on the dome......
Guagua laughed like death, and when he saw a few of them pounding in the crotch of his pants for a long time, he said: "Hehe, haha, since I was born, that thing, I've always wanted to have it!"
Everyone sighed and sighed, and that Guaga said in a deafening voice: "My parents practiced that immortal Wengzi's "Chaotic Monster Power God" and gave birth to me, and then they became ancient, leaving me alone as a monster in this world, I lived just to wait for that immortal Wengzi, it is said that he died a long time ago......"
Guagua said: "Now that his granddaughter is here, humanity is paid by the father and the son." It's reasonable for me to let Hua Congee marry me, right? Destiny is like this, and I also approve of it?"
The crowd was silent, some people sighed, some people were congested, and a few soft-hearted short women held their sleeves, wiped their tears like pearls, and said: "Xian Yu'er, we have an excellent reputation here, loving and kind, but it was to repay the debt of Xian Wengzi——"
Hua Congee held his breath, it turned out that he was really pretending to be stupid and stunned, living in his own illusion, that demon prince loved himself and came for spiritual blood, that Fang Runyu originally looked like a righteous person, but it was just a wolf ambition, and he had other plans.
It turned out that it was just one eye and one eye closed, and I recognized your respective selfishness.
But that's not all, that Guagua, because he just looked at him one more time, he should be doomed, he was a victim of his grandfather's "Chaos Monster Power God".
Yes, I don't have the rest of my life.
"Marry him, father and son will return. ”
"It's not a loss to marry him, he's not in good health, and he doesn't have that thing!"
"After two years, you will be a virgin again, and you will marry again. Girl, you don't lose—"
Who will love me, family, friendship, where? widow and lonely, lard confused, do you want to live any more!
There was already a fight over there, and a fierce battle was inevitable. Although most of these Winchesters seem to have practiced some superficial fist and foot kung fu, but fortunately, they are not five opponents at all, and they were beaten out in three or five rounds, which also impressed many onlookers for a while.
The careful person found that Guagua did not smile again, his face sank like the sea, and he looked at the Holy Lord of Lang on the platform of the Chinese and Japanese Yuanyuan, and the Holy Lord of Lang looked at him, and his eyes were as flickering as a candle in the wind.
The Holy Lord looked at the flower porridge in the sewing of the people again. But the woman he fancies...... Who is not good, deliberately giving the lonely problem?!
"Tie them up first!" Fang Runyu was originally fascinated by drugs, and his hands and feet were not bright, Fang Runyu was arrested again, but this time he was tied up separately from the flower porridge, and the middle was separated by a few feet, the clan must have selfishness in their hearts, and if this flower porridge wants to become the daughter-in-law of the clan, it must not be tied to a man with a foreign surname.
"O Holy Lord, please be the master of Guagua! Please issue a holy decree for Guagua-" Guagua's face was full of smiles, it turned out that when he was looking forward to playing the child, everyone said that he was well-behaved and cute, and now that he showed his true body, everyone avoided him, he pressed a button on the wheelchair car, and the crowd dodged away like a plague.
Guagua flew out of the car, a dog ate, and the person collapsed in front of the Holy Lord of Lulu and said: "Now that a few of them have been tied up, it is the moment to show the wisdom and martial arts of the Holy Lord of Lulu!"
The implication is that your holy decree will be issued, and it will not be in vain.
"Fengtian carrier, the emperor edict said: I heard that the daughter of Xianyu'er is skillful and generous, gentle and generous, and has outstanding appearance, and the eight princes and lonely bows are very happy to hear it. Now the people of the Winchester family are not confused, and when they are suitable for marriage, they will meet by fate, and they are a match made in heaven. All the etiquette will be handed over to the Ministry of Rites and the Qintian Supervisor to jointly handle it, and the marriage will be completed immediately."
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Torches were lit from the bonfire, and the snow was shining on all sides.
Eventually, the dwarven guards surrounded him. The strong dragon can't suppress the ground snake, and it is not a long-term solution to fight with these few plugs.
Of course, the guard's clothes were less colorful, and they were all pitch black in the dark, so when they shone with a dark light in the darkness, they slid in front of Hua Congee and the group with a spear in one step, everyone was surprised.
Guagua received the holy decree, and the person was carried back to the middle of the car by the black-clothed guards, and a few of them were clumsy and couldn't hold their balance at all, and the Guagua seemed to have returned to their childhood at once, jumping happily in the car.
The Magic Mirror still stood in the center of the platform, and that center was completely empty, and no matter how happy they were, singing and dancing, the Winchesters were still clear-headed.
The crowd stood on the lower level of the round platform.
Because the magic mirror is full of light, the clusters reflect a bright open space, and the rectangular frame of the magic mirror also radiates it on the ground, marking a distinct area.
Within the area, it is like an imaginary river, with a sparkling and sparkling soup, but outside the river is pitch black, and there is little afterglow of torches on the sandy and gravel floor.
Everyone was crowded in the central area, and the Holy Lord of Lu Lu consciously completed the marriage of a clan, and the feeling of being close to the people and being supported by 10,000 people made people feel a little fluttering.
The smile on his face, which rarely appeared, made the people feel that the image of the Holy Lord was much more handsome, and he even stood up, looking down on his kingdom and people, and the dawn still had not yet risen.
"This year's festival to the sky, although there are occasional disappointments, but after all, it is a happy group garden, and the ending of the full moon is really embarrassing......" The Holy Lord of Lu Lu took the old hand of the eighth master, and even made a joke with the eighth master in slang.
He said: "As the saying goes, it's better to break a temple than destroy a marriage!"
Guagua saw that his daughter-in-law was expressionless, and that Fang Runyu looked frustrated, squeezing his eyes and eyebrows with Hua Congee, but there was no response there.
The more Guagua thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally stomped his feet in anger, oh, of course, his feet couldn't move. So he told the guards to push him over so that he could be closer to his daughter-in-law.
"Don't see you for a moment, like every three autumns?" the guards coaxed and laughed at him: "Brother Guagua, you are really a good fortune!"
In the end, it was newlywed, the car slid to the vicinity of the flower porridge, Guagua whistled, he pressed his fingers, a bounce, couldn't help but run to the edge of the car, stepped on the chair, pointed to the tall and majestic Runyu Gongzi, and said indignantly: "Hey, the flower porridge girl is already cheap." What kind of arrogance do you want to have?"
“......”
Guagua, a mess of mud, flew over the flower porridge, and fell straight into the light area in front of the magic mirror......
There was a gurgling sound, and a group of people saw it, and he twisted Niwan's shape, and even raised his arm for the flower porridge, and the fragrance disappeared, and it turned into nothing in a puff of smoke-