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Sun Wukong interrupted Da Lili, who was about to speak, "Okay, don't brag that your cousin is Daji, my ears are calloused." ”

Da Lili rolled her eyes and snorted, "Stinky monkey, if you don't want to hear it, I'll talk to someone else." ”

Seeing this, Sun Wukong hurriedly showed a flattering smile, "I am willing to listen to Lili's words, how can a good fox demon like Lili deal with a stinky monkey like me?"

Da Lili still had a little reluctance on her face, and gave him a blank look, "It's pretty much the same." ”

Qiu Yun gossiped and asked, "Sister Lili, how did you meet him?"

Da Lili looked at Sun Wukong, her face turned slightly red, and then she glared at Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong understood what she meant, and took the initiative to speak: "500 years ago, I was seriously injured, fled to the vicinity of Wudang Mountain, fainted, and was discovered by Lili, at that time I was full of purple dragon soul power, the special effect of purple dragon soul power, you should know it! Lili used demon power to help me heal, but she was also contaminated with purple dragon soul power, so dry wood and fire ......"

When Sun Wukong said this, he smiled and stopped talking, and everyone naturally understood what he meant.

Da Lili hid behind Sun Wukong, lowered her head shyly, and blushed.

Qiu Yun looked curious and asked Fang Xue: "There are also special effects, does Qiu Jingfa's soul power also have them, what special effects?"

"Aphrodisiac. Fang Xue blushed and said in a mosquito-like voice.

Qiu Jingfa is also embarrassed, he can only smile bitterly there, this kind of thing is getting darker and darker, let them laugh!

Everyone smiled and nodded, making Fang Xue and Qiu Jingfa even more embarrassed.

Qiu Yun naturally knew the effect, and he knew it before he was resurrected, this was deliberately teasing Fang Xue.

Sun Wukong continued: "Now you know why my personality has changed, right?"

Yin Kuang smiled: "That's it?"

"Do you still want me to tell me about the specific process of dry fire?" Sun Wukong tried to change the subject.

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, there was really nothing wrong with what Sun Wukong said.

Everyone entered the Water Curtain Cave, which was the same shape as the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, full of the atmosphere of the Xianjia Cave, although there was not a single immortal among the owners.

Sun Wukong smiled: "I'll go get some fairy peaches, elixir, fairy wine or something, and I'll go back when I go." With that, a heel bucket flipped out, and half a moment later came back with a cloth bag.

Sun Wukong opened the cloth bag, and it was full of immortal peaches, immortal wine, and Sun Wukong's fingers, all of which returned to their original size and formed a small mountain.

"The old officer was a little stricter about me, and he was discovered as soon as he went, but he still got some back. Sun Wukong took out a gourd and gave it to Andrew, "If you have time to get a weapon, you will get one, which is considered interest." ”

Andrew received the prompt:

[Item: 108 ordinary elixirs.]

Grade: Immortal

Introduction: Taishang Laojun's boy refined, eat a grain to prolong life for 10,000 years, (Note: Converted to the life span of colleges and universities, the life span is 33 years.) οΌ‰

Effect: Prolongs life, life plus eight, strength plus eight, defense plus eight, each person can only take three capsules, each time the effect is halved compared to the last time. (Evaluation: Although the elixir is good, don't be greedy.) )】

Andrew put away the elixir and thanked Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong conjured up a few stone tables and stone benches to divide the immortal peach and the immortal wine, "These are all nine-thousand-year-old immortal peaches, and they taste good." ”

Yin Kuang picked up a fairy peach and received a prompt:

[Item: Monkey King's gift of fairy peach.]

Grade: Unknown

Introduction: A nine-thousand-year-old immortal peach with the faint blessing of the Monkey King.

Effect: After taking it, it can extend the life of colleges and universities for 30 years, and the hidden fortune will be increased by one, and the life will be increased by two. Each person can only take three doses, and the effect of increasing life span is halved each time compared to the last time. (Evaluation: If it's delicious, you have to eat more)]

Things that can add ontological attributes in colleges and universities can only be obtained in exams, and generally the things that increase ontological attributes obtained in ordinary courses are temporary, and things like this are rare.

Rosalind's classes are naturally different, and mock exams are also exams.

Everyone was given three fairy peaches, and although they came from a little bit unclear, everyone still didn't hesitate to eat.

After everyone finished eating, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Why don't you compare to my grandson and haven't eaten yet?"

Yin Kuang said with a smile: "If you have to think twice before you act, then wouldn't life be a little tasteless? If you take a small bite of food, how can you taste the deliciousness of peach meat, you can only feel the taste of peach." ”

Sun Wukong seemed to have an understanding, and said with a smile: "This is all true, wait for me, I will come when I go." ”

Sun Wukong turned into a cloud and floated away, and Da Lili began to chat with everyone.

"Sister Lili, didn't the Great Sage have a child with you?" Qiu Yun said again.

Da Lili smiled, she was also charming, not inferior to Ren Yuexue, and asked rhetorically, "What about you?"

Qiu Yun smiled and said, "You answer first." ”

"I'm pregnant, but it's going to take hundreds of years to take shape. Da Lili looked at Qiu Yun and said with a smile, as if she was expecting her answer.

"I don't want it yet. Qiu Yun replied, "I don't even have a stable place for myself, what more children do I need?"

She said, "Isn't the place where your man is your home?"

When everyone introduced themselves just now, the relationship between men and women was also explained.

Qiu Yun smiled: "I haven't married yet." ”

"A fiancΓ©e is also a wife. Da Lili said, "What? Yin Kuang is unreliable?"

After Da Lili finished speaking, she looked at Yin Kuang with a scrutinizing attitude.

Yin Kuang put on a bitter gourd face, "Don't tease me, old man." ”

Da Lili's eyes narrowed, with cunning in her eyes, "I can't control myself, I invite flowers and grass, and bees and butterflies." ”

Yin Kuang smiled dryly, and he lost if he refuted it.

Qiu Yun smiled: "There is a thief's heart, but there is no thief's courage." ”

The crowd laughed. Then, everyone pulled the topic to Fang Xue again. Fang Xue continued her thick-skinned nature, and said that she would work hard. Qiu Jingfa couldn't help but have a few more black lines on his face.

A moment later, Sun Dasheng came back and took out a few plates of steaming dishes, "Try my old grandson's favorite." ”

As soon as the plate was put down, except for Liu Xuetao and Yin Kuang, they all rushed to eat.

Liu Xuetao, who just wanted to open his mouth to remind, swallowed what he was about to say back into his mouth, because he saw that Fang Xue, who was the fastest, had already begun to eat.

"What kind of meat is this? It tastes so good. Zhong Limo took the initiative to ask.

"Hee-hee, it's delicious!" Sun Wukong smiled, "But you know, don't scold me." ”

Liu Xuetao and Yin Kuang confirmed the guess in their hearts even more, glanced at each other, both showed wry smiles, and looked at each other and shook their heads.

"What is this?" asked Bu Xiao again.

"Human flesh. Sun Wukong replied softly, without a joking expression.

The eyes widened, and the mouths that were chewing stopped.

Sun Wukong didn't seem to notice everyone's reaction, and continued: "Don't worry, it's all the soft meat on the virgin's chest, and I picked it by Lao Sun himself." ”

After listening to this, Bu Xiao almost spit directly on Sun Wukong's face.

In fact, except for Bu Xiao, the others were more shocked, they had killed so many people, and they didn't blink an eye to say that they killed people, but they still had some indescribable feelings in their hearts about eating human flesh.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "You haven't eaten anyone, even the two of you?" Sun Wukong meant Qiu Yun and Qi Xiaoyun.

"Eating people is detrimental to yin morality. Qiu Yun said. Qi Xiaoyun nodded.

Sun Wukong smiled: "Then you are inexperienced, right? Just cut the meat from the place where it doesn't hurt your life, and give them some tonic medicine, so that they can grow it again." ”

"The Great Sage used to be so particular about it?" Qiu Yun asked, unable to hear emotion in his words, as if he was saying a very normal thing.

Sun Wukong shook his head: "That's not it, before becoming a Buddha, they were all slaughtered and eaten, and when they were eaten raw, they were also eaten." ”

"You Buddha is really through the intestines. Yin Kuang said with a smile.

Sun Wukong seemed to change his painting style all of a sudden, looked up at the sky, and said slowly: "But I am a god in my bones." ”

......

After staying for a long time, everyone decided that they couldn't stay any longer, the speed of time in Heavenly Court was not much different from that of a university, if they really stayed here for ten days and half a month, how many classes would the university skip?

Everyone said goodbye to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong didn't keep it, but just left a blessed laughter, "See you soon." ”

......

Everyone abstained at the same time and returned to the university, this mock exam class, everyone did not get half of the study point, and it was six o'clock in the afternoon when they returned to the university.

However, everyone got a lot of good things, and before everyone left, Sun Wukong also gave each person a monkey hair, which could help them in a critical moment.

Andrew also gave each person in the class three elixirs, and everyone wanted to refuse, but after Andrew let them read the evaluation, they took the initiative to take it.

Each person is limited to three pills, and if you can eat it, your life span will increase by 58 years, and your life force defense will increase by 14 points each. This is naturally incomparable to the soul jade plate, it is actually a benefit given by Lu Xialeng and Rosalind to the people in the class, and this Monkey King is just a character in a scene created by Rosalind, and it is already remarkable to be able to come up with such a gift.

Qiu Yun returned to the castle, and Yin Kuang went to Lian Nishang's residence, a painting boat, on the eastern shore of the unknown lake.

Lian Nishang was fishing on the board of the painting boat, Yin Kuang saw this, didn't dare to make much movement, and cautiously walked onto the painting boat.

"It's a long memory. Lian Nishang put away the fishing rod, "Why did you think of coming to see me?"

Yin Kuang touched his nose, he really hadn't been here for a few days.

Lian Nishang didn't care about his reaction, and asked, "What scene did you go to this time?"

"Journey to the West. Yin Kuang said.

Lian Nishang said in a cold voice: "I've also been to that scene, and the NPCs in it shouldn't be something you can deal with." ”

Yin Kuang said: "We played with Sun Wukong for a while and came back, basically not participating in the task. ”

"Without a stick Sun Wukong, any of the four heavenly kings can compete with him. Lian Nishang said, "Seventy percent of Sun Wukong's strength is on the stick." ”

Yin Kuang added: "Andrew gave him the Great Sumeru Holy Pillar. ”

"Well, that's fine. Although this Monkey King is not the one I know, at least he is a homologous soul. Lian Nishang muttered, and then spoke, "You must have an unfinished cause and effect in that scene, otherwise Rosalind would not have sent you to that scene." ”