Chapter 52: You Know a Piece of Ass
Seven-foot man: As it stands, it's about 170 tall. According to historical records, this statement first appeared in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and each dynasty had a different definition of seven feet.
ε (chΓ‘n) laughs: laughs happily. Ran: Laughing.
Clapping and laughing: Clapping and laughing. Described as very happy.
Mushroom knows that knowledgeable readers should know almost everything, but I still want to explain it first, so as not to let some readers greatly understand the meaning and affect the reading.
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Shi Feng was kicked far away by Shi Yue's sudden flying kick, and he circled on the ground twice before stopping.
"Big brother, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Shi Feng could still speak, Shi Yue's expression was a little strange.
"Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you, are you okay?"
Shi Feng stood up, patted the ash on his body, and replied, "It's okay, isn't it okay for me?"
Shi Yue came to Shi Feng's side with a puzzled face, pinched Shi Feng's face, and patted Shi Feng's head again.
"Oh, what is the big brother doing, this is the head, not a watermelon. Shi Feng blocked Shi Yue's hand, his face displeased.
Seeing that Shi Feng was fine, Shi Yue smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's still my stupid brother." When I came out of the proving ground, I saw you scurrying around like a bear, thinking you were possessed by something. β
Hearing Shi Yue's explanation, Shi Feng suddenly realized, his unhappy expression instantly turned bright, and he said to Shi Yue: "Big brother, I was adapting martial arts just now." β
"What's that? You, adapting martial arts?"
Seeing Shi Yue's surprised look, Shi Feng's eyes were filled with a longing light, and he nodded again and again.
"Gollum. β
Shi Yue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his expression became extremely complicated, he didn't want to hit Shi Feng, and he didn't want to deceive himself.
"Xiao Feng, there is nothing bad about those martial arts, why do you want to adapt it, if you practice it at that time, it will be troublesome. β
"It's okay big brother, I believe in myself. β
Shi Yue's right hand clenched into a fist and shook slightly, and his left hand hurriedly grasped the wrist of his right hand, with a smile on his face as much as possible, and thought to himself, "My God, you still believe in yourself, I don't believe in you." I can't pump him, I have to endure it, I can't discourage his positive mentality. β
Shi Feng saw Shi Yue raise his fist with one hand, thinking that he was cheering for himself, and continued: "Big brother, I changed the martial art called "Fuliubu", I feel that this martial art is too delicate, a bit like what a girl learns. How can a seven-foot boy like us learn a girl's martial arts?"
The corners of Shi Yue's mouth twitched, looking at Shi Feng's height of less than five feet, and his mouth said uncontrollably: "Seven feet..."
Hearing Shi Yue's words, Shi Feng suddenly became smarter, knowing that he was talking about himself, and replied: "Big brother, you don't have to worry about your younger brother, sooner or later your younger brother will become a seven-foot man who stands up to the sky, as a seven-foot man in the future, I won't say anything to learn this woman's body." β
Shi Yue took a deep breath, tried his best to control his emotions, and taught Shi Feng softly: "Xiao Feng, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, how can he be a little angry because of a martial art? If you continue like this, I really don't know when you will become a man who stands up to the sky." β
"No, I just don't want to learn from this woman. "Don't look at Shi Feng's stupidity, people still have a temper, seeing that Shi Yue can't say it, he clasped his hands around his chest, turned his head, and his nose was high.
Shi Yue laughed angrily at Shi Feng's movements.
"Oh, look at you, angry like a little girl, a future seven-foot man. β
"Hmph, I will be a seven-foot man who stands up to the sky and the earth in the future. β
With that, Shi Feng turned around and walked into the woods, walking in the direction of the wooden house.
Seeing Shi Feng's appearance, Shi Yuexian (can) smiled and hurriedly followed.
After the two of them walked away, Sansheng and Sishu suddenly appeared where the two were standing just now.
"Three calves, I think that stupid kid seems to be a martial arts wizard!"
Sansheng's eyes contained anger, he glanced at Si Shu viciously, and said disdainfully: "Can you not call me three calves? Your mung bean-big eyes can see something, that stupid boy blindly changed his martial arts, and then he will practice again, and now he is in the refining stage, it's okay to say, when he cultivates deeply in the future, and then changes his martial arts indiscriminately, then he has to play himself to death." β
"You know. β
Sansheng hated Si Shu the most when he said this, he had heard it countless times this time, and this time he was really fed up, his hair exploded instantly, and he raised a hand, ready to slap at Si Shu.
"I order. β
Seeing that Sansheng had movements, the pivot raised his hand a little, and the speed was extremely fast, and he couldn't see a shadow at all.
After Sansheng was pointed by the pivot, he was immediately wrapped in endless runes and imprisoned in place.
The priest came to Sansheng and patted Sansheng's face.
"Yo, you can't move, you want to hit me?"
Si Shu held his palms and laughed, jumping around in front of Sansheng, and kept shouting in his mouth: "Three calves, come on, smoke me." β
Sansheng knew that this was the chassis of the pivot, and the strong dragon could not suppress the head snake, even if it broke out, it would not be able to defeat the pivot, so he took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart, but there was still a slight grievance in his eyes.
"Dead pig, I feel that the other kid is more promising and thoughtful. That hairy boy, like you, doesn't walk right every day. β
"You know. The kid who seemed to be a little stupid learned it after watching "Fuliubu" a few times, he just felt that the pace was too delicate and wanted to change it. β
As he spoke, the priest picked up his hand and patted Sansheng on the shoulder.
Sansheng originally wanted to say something, but when he saw Si Shu put his hand on his shoulder, his eyes lit up instantly, he nodded, and replied casually: "Oh-"
Not long after Si Shu woke up, his own strength would definitely not recover instantly, thinking of this, the corners of Sansheng's mouth trembled, and he held back his smile, so as not to be discovered by him.
The pivot was captured by the Shi family's power and used to control the soul of the rune array, which can be regarded as a kind of array eye.
Except for the great power and the priest himself, no one knew what kind of demon beast the priest was originally the soul of.
From the day the pivot began to control the rune array, he was equivalent to a resurrection, condensing a body with countless runes.
The advantage of the pivot is that he can control the runes, and the disadvantage is that he can only control the runes, Sansheng thought of this, looked at the pivot's hand again, and said with a smile: "Dead pig, maybe what you said is right, but what do you say have to do with me?"
Seeing that Sansheng's tone had changed, Si Shu raised his hand and prepared to slap Sansheng's face.
"Not good. β
Si Shu raised his head and met Sansheng's smiling face, and his heart instantly lost his heart, wanting to withdraw his hand.
"Huh. β
Sansheng suddenly exerted his strength, shattered the runes, grabbed Si Shu's wrist with his left hand, clenched his fist with his right hand, and smashed it on Si Shu's disgusting face.
Si Shu hurriedly raised a hand to block Sansheng's attack and protect his face.
"Yo, dead pig, I didn't expect you to grow a little bit and still be able to block my attacks. β
The priest laughed and said, "Three calves, if you run a zoo, you can bully me as a painter." Aren't you just better at close quarters, before I fell asleep, but I trained in melee combat, hoping that one day I could press you to the ground and fight. β
Sansheng saw that Si Shu was chattering endlessly, and he was negligent in defense, so he raised his hand and gave Si Shu a cannon.
"Hey, I'm tired, three calves, you play yin with me. β
"Fight, fight, who listens to your ink. β
Si Shu's eyes were swollen by Sansheng's punch, and he saw the runes surging, and the next moment he returned to his original form.
"Three calves, see if I don't smoke you to death today. β
The priest jumped up from the ground, waved his fist and walked away in front of Sansheng.
"Come on, who's afraid of whom's grandson. β
"Dead pig, you dare to bite me. β
"Oh, three calves, you step on my feet. β
(One hundred and ten tricks have been omitted below.) οΌ
The two old men who were supposed to play chess and drink tea and talk about the world were lying on the ground and scuffling, and for a while the priest had the upper hand, and for a while Sansheng had the upper hand, because it was relatively close to the trial ground.
As long as the priest is injured, there will be runes surging to treat his injuries, on the other hand, Sansheng is miserable, his beard has been lost a lot of haw, and his body is covered with scars.
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Seeing this, you might as well give mushrooms a collection, support it, thank you.