Chapter 11 Don't revive the aura, it's too vulgar
Zhang Luoyu took out his mobile phone and looked at it, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.
That young lady...... Or the little brother has a good heart, although she showed her face, she still gave herself a five-star praise.
It's this comment that is very problematic, what does it mean to "Brother Zhang is very strong, I am very satisfied! Five-star praise"?
Pouting, Zhang Luoyu continued to deliver the last order.
Los Angeles is an ancient city, and since ancient times, there has been a Luo River flowing in the city, like a scar on the girl's chest that divides Los Angeles into two, and Zhang Luoyu is standing by the Luo River at the moment with a blank face.
The address of this last single location...... Why is it in the middle of the Luo River?!
He dialed the buyer's number.
After two rings, the phone was connected.
A magnetic male voice full of exhaustion came from it: "Hey, whoever." ”
"Hello, is this Mr. Wu? Your takeaway has arrived. ”
"Oh, you wait a minute, I'll be right here. ”
Hanging up the phone, Zhang Luoyu looked around.
Where could he come from?
A minute later, I saw a flat boat floating under the bridge a little farther away, and a young man carrying a fishing rod was sitting on it.
Zhang Luoyu looked the young man up and down.
His hair is messy, his beard is unkempt, his face is tired, and his appearance is ordinary.
Add to that a floral short-sleeved shirt paired with printed beach pants and flip-flops on his feet, and he looks like a raunchy old programmer.
Except that there is no baldness.
The other party took the takeaway in Zhang Luoyu's hand, raised his right foot and scratched his left calf: "Thank you, thank you, brother has worked the road." ”
"It's okay, this is also the last order, and I will go back to my hometown after sending this order. Zhang Luoyu explained with a smile.
"Huh?" The young man looked Zhang Luoyu up and down for a long time when he heard this, his eyes paused for a moment on his purple eyes and the handsome face, and said with a smile: "This is the first time to meet a man who looks like me.
He gave Zhang Luoyu the highest evaluation of a man's appearance to another: second only to me.
"No, I still have something to do, let's talk next time. Zhang Luoyu smiled very reluctantly.
What does this guy want to do? Could it be that he is jealous of his beauty and wants to disfigure himself?
Still is......
Zhang Luoyu's chrysanthemum was tight, did he have thoughts about himself?
He stole a glance at the young man's arm, well, though not very obvious, but it was all streamlined muscles.
But he is all weak muscles, and he eats all kinds of protein to gain muscle.
Although it looks sturdy, it is actually useless.
For example, if you go head-to-head with him, I'm afraid that in less than five seconds, he will kneel in front of him......
Among those who pinch themselves, they beg themselves not to die.
The young man grabbed Zhang Luoyu's shoulders and led him to the boat: "Hey!
Zhang Luoyu struggled slightly, and found that he couldn't break free at all, so he had to obey silently.
Alas...... Let's hope he really just wants to talk......
The boat came to an island in the middle of the lake in a moment, and it was said to be an island, but in fact it was just a large rock sticking out of the water.
The young man tied the boat, set up the fishing rod, walked over and handed over a cigarette: "In Xia Wu poor, I don't know what to call my brother?"
Zhang Luoyu took the cigarette and looked at it, a pack of 100 yuan in Nanjing, but he didn't expect this old brother to be a local tyrant......
But when I think about my own speculation about him, it's normal.
Programmer, more money and less talk, die early, is one of the most suitable professions for a husband.
But looking at this old brother's self-acquaintance, it seems that there is not much to talk about......
"Zhang Luoyu. ”
"Good name! This name is extraordinary when you hear it! No wonder you have a face that can match me!" Wu Qian gave a thumbs up, and a fake smile appeared on his face.
Zhang Luoyu: "......"
Is this a compliment or a disservice?
With his own face of Wu Yanzu in Los Angeles, he actually said that his appearance was on par with him?
Wu Qian lit a cigarette and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog: "How many years has Brother Zhang delivered the courier?"
"Uh...... It's been a year, and I started working part-time before I graduated, and after graduation, I delivered food after work. Zhang Luoyu replied honestly.
Although the man in front of him looked very ordinary, his instinct always felt that it was not so simple.
"Hmm...... You just said that you won't do it after the order is delivered, right?" Wu Qian groaned slightly, and without waiting for Zhang Luoyu to answer, he said to himself: "That's right, there is really no future in food delivery, the vitality of heaven and earth has begun to recover, why do you still deliver food." ”
"Heaven and Earth Vitality Recovery?" Zhang Luoyu keenly discovered something.
"Oh, it's the revival of aura, the awakening of heaven and earth, the advent of myths, the coming of a new era, etc., whatever you want to call it, it's all the same meaning anyway. Wu Qian shrugged, "The aura revival is all written badly, and everyone can change their names to be a little fresh, although it still means the same thing." ”
Zhang Luoyu: "......"
He confirmed that the other party was actually a young man who had not yet been cured of the second middle school disease.
Seeing that he was not interested, Wu Qian smiled and changed the topic: "Brother, can you help my brother carry something?"
Zhang Luoyu nodded: "If it's by the way." ”
The subtext is that it will definitely not be on the way, anyway, I won't be on the way to whatever you say.
Wu Qianquan didn't understand: "Help my brother carry a box of kidney treasures." ”
Zhang Luoyu: "......"
His gaze shifted downward, and it was subtle.
"Don't look at me with that kind of look!" Wu Qiao's face couldn't hold back, he covered his waist, "There are too many girlfriends, I can't help it!
He sighed: "Brother, listen to my brother's advice, don't look for too many girlfriends, two or three are almost the same, no matter how much body you have, I just made a mistake when I was young, and as a result, I am more tired to go to bed now than I used to work." ”
Then he began to say something: "The worst thing at work at the beginning was ninety-nine-six, and I only occasionally worked overtime until late at night." It's hard to go to bed every week and not let people rest! It's hard to squeeze a Sunday out every week to be clean."
Zhang Luoyu said carefully: "Angkor, our country is monogamous ......"
"If you don't get a license, you won't get it. Wu Qian waved his hand and said sadly: "In short, Xiao Zhang, pull my brother, my brother is now flooded every day and I don't know what to do, really, I really can't hold it without a kidney treasure......"
As he spoke, tears were about to fall.
Zhang Luoyu: "......"
He couldn't help but take a puff of his cigarette: "Brother Ang, don't say anything, I'll help you with this." But maybe I'm leaving the city today, and I'll go find the same city courier in a while and let them deliver it to you. ”
After thinking about it, Zhang Luoyu asked, "Brother Ang, where will I send you the kidney treasure?"
You can't send it to the river, right......
Wu Qian stepped on the cigarette butt and thought for a while: "Hmm...... Definitely not at home, if they knew that I had bought a kidney treasure, they wouldn't be able to rest even on Sunday. ”
"So be it. He clapped his hands and said, "Brother, you find someone to send to Longnan Community, Longnan Community, Longscale Road, let him put the doorman uncle for me, I have time to get it."
By the way, don't buy Huiren, I'm tired of eating that, remember to buy chrysanthemum kidney treasure. ”
"......" Zhang Luoyu: "Can you still get tired of eating kidney treasures?" Brother Ang, how many kidney treasures have you eaten......
And what is the Chrysanthemum Brand Kidney Treasure? Why does this name sound weird......
Wu Qian looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, trying not to let the tears fall from the corners of his eyes: "Do you remember how many slices of bread you have eaten?" ”
Zhang Luoyu: "......"
He reluctantly smiled and said, "Brother Ang, do you live in the Longnan community?"
"No, my grandparents live there. Wu Qian wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, took out his mobile phone and showed a reluctant smile: "Brother, my pocket money is gone this month, let's scan the code first, and I will transfer it to you after they send me pocket money next month." ”
Zhang Luoyu silently took out his mobile phone.
After adding friends, Wu Qian didn't know where to take out a broken book and stuffed it into Zhang Luoyu's arms: "Brother, you have been chatting with me for so long, and I have nothing to give you, so I will give you this peerless secret book." Remember, the restoration of the vitality of heaven and earth is the time for you young people to make great achievements. If you practice this cheat well, you will get ahead in the near future. ”
Zhang Luoyu glanced down, the title of the book "Overlord Tian Three-in-One Divine Skill" still uses the green cover of the Hope Reading Club that rented pirated online novels ten years ago.
He tugged at the corners of his mouth and stuffed the broken book into his bag at random.
After Wu Qian sent him back to the shore and watched Zhang Luoyu ride away on the little electric donkey.
He lit a cigarette and squinted slightly at his distant back, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Purple Eyes...... Ha, that's funny. ”