Li Lian's consciousness was confused, because he didn't know how long it took him to wake up.

He just felt like he had pressed the switch, and his consciousness seemed to be crumpled by a pair of super large hands, and he was thrown into a trash can like garbage.

No, it should be a washing machine, and his consciousness is no different from the clothes put in the washing machine. It kept spinning, spinning, and then being drained in an instant! That feeling, Li Jian didn't know how to describe it, he felt that if his consciousness had a human body, then the intestines in his body were torn out in that instant, and it was the kind without bleeding.

Huh, or Chinese characters are broad and profound, this kind of unspeakable pain can be described by Li Lian. Motherland Race High!

Then after the baptism of the washing machine, Li Lian, no, it was Li Lian's consciousness, and he felt that his whole body was transparent, well, his consciousness was washed clean, and he couldn't X_X dirty anymore. "The old driver can't save me. Li Jian thought to himself.

Li Lian was thrown out of the washing machine, and after saying important things three times, a huge hand in the dark quickly stretched out again, his thumb and index finger pressed Li Lian's head, and the four fingers just joined together to hold Li Lian's limbs and catch Li Lian. (For specific postures, please refer to the section on Journey to the West, Guanyin catching Wukong)

"Your uncle," Li Lian couldn't help but scold, "Come back and come out of the washing machine=_=." Li Chuan burst into tears, if only he could shed it.

Li Jian then felt what despair is, it turns out that after God closes a door for you, he may not necessarily open a window for you, or he may open the sewer for you, and by the way, use the door to clamp your head.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Li Liansheng has nothing to love. Because it was no longer a big hand, but a pair of big hands stretched out and pulling Li Lian's body. Li Lian's consciousness disappeared again, and his last thought was: "It turns out that you don't have to catch me with two hands to ambush here." Now I can grow taller!"

Li Zhuo, the whole book is over, and the finale is gg.

That's impossible to drop. In Li Lian, he no longer felt how his body was being played with by big hands. The two hands were only symbolically pulled, and the one hand was like pulling a zipper, tearing open a hole and leaking out a pure white space, and then Li Lian's body was thrown into that space as if he was disgusted.

As soon as Li Lian's body disappeared, the white space was automatically zipped up and disappeared. The big hands also slowly dimmed in the darkness, leaving only endless darkness, and there was nothing else but black, everything seemed to happen in chaos, and then it ended abruptly.

Well, let's not forget our pig's feet, the moment he was thrown into space, he finally came to his senses.

"Where is this?" is the first thought of each protagonist when they come to another world. And for Li Lian, his thoughts are not this, "but the egg, it's finally over." ”

Li Jian slowed down, slowly opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a piece of white, a piece of nothingness, and nothing. "Hold the grass, your uncle, I have experienced such pain, nothing, at least give me a newbie gift package, traverser benefits and something. Li Lian's eyes widened and he looked at the white in front of him, and said angrily.

"In vivo reaction detected, scanned"

"Scan complete, set up"

"Setup failed, start with a new setup"

"Continue with the setup, or fail"

"The living body lacks the element"

"Set it up again, or fail"

"Detect poor reaction in vivo, abandon setup"

"Detection of live organisms with D-kappa for set-up reinforcement"

"Live selection, use D-Kappa Reinforcement 1-10"

Li Lian had just finished scolding, and these words suddenly popped out of his head, and Li Lian was confused. His eyes looked at the white expanse. "Mom, where am I!!" Li Jian roared.

"Live Selection, Reinforcement 1-10"

"Your uncle, if you want me to choose, of course it's 10, you must choose the biggest. Monkey King has taught us, we must choose more. Li Lian said angrily.

"Live selection maximum D kappa intensification"

"D-Kappa Enhancement Complete, Living Bodies Will Be Transferred"

"Enter the teleportation begins, the living body is ready"

"Ready! Prepare a hairball, from the first sentence you started to say, until now, not even five seconds. I didn't just open my eyes and say a word, what else did I do!" Li Lian complained with tears streaming down his face.

"Ever since I came here, I haven't forgotten to complain about it, it's a cure. No medicine will pit. Li Lian complained again.

Okay, after the complaint, it was a serious analysis, and Li Jian took advantage of the fact that this thing was still alive and ready, and sorted out his thoughts.

The words that this thing said in my head were not kanji, but I could understand it, and I answered it in Chinese just now, and I succeeded.

explained that he has his own traverser system, "the whole universe is speaking Chinese, and all dimensions are in Chinese". There's nothing wrong with Lao Tie.

Just now it has been set up to fail.,Lack of primitive.,What is this thing?,Wood chicken.。 It's important to remember that the setup has failed three times.

Then there is the D Kappa of another village, which is probably transliteration again. Chinese characters are really broad and profound, and once again give great praise to the motherland.

D Kappa can be used to strengthen, but it is impossible to know what it is, because I don't feel that crazy and cool at all, and ignoring it may not feel it until later. After all, it's a 10-fold enhancement, well, it should mean 10 times.

There was also a bad reaction, probably I scolded it and ignored it.

Well, that's basically it, something worth sorting out.

And then the most important question is whether I wear it with my body or my consciousness!! whether it is the washing machine experience or being stretched, it seems that consciousness can only go.

But now, Li Lian looked at his body, it was still a familiar taste, it was still a familiar body, it was still so hanging, and he still had 6-pack abs when he looked up. Hold the grass !! 6-pack abs!! this is not right. Saying that, Li Lian covered his body, of course, he was focusing on the key point. Li was then booked.

"Warning, please return to the standard position if you are alive, or you will complete irreparable damage"

Irretrievable? Li Lian looked at the things under the 6-pack abs, the baby who was being held by his hands. Loosen up, let go, dear baby!

Li Jian had a beep # expression on his face, and at the same time an untranslatable sentence came out: "#*&." ”

In desperation, he let go of his hands, then put his hands down, his body upright, his eyes level forward, his feet side by side, his toes facing forward, his upper limbs hanging down on his torso, and his palms facing forward (thumb on the outside).

"Fortunately, I'm also a person who has been trained in the military, so I still know this, no, what's wrong. I'm ...... now."

"Goodbye, my discipline, goodbye, my body, and finally Ade, my first naked teleportation. X_X Li Jian said without tears.

"Ready, teleport"

"Your uncle", Li Jian realized for the third time today, "Obviously ready, you still have to finish, hold the grass." ”

Finally disappeared again, ah, no, don't be affected by Li Lian. That's the man who carried out the spit to death.