These old men are so funny, aren't they?

Hong Xiaobao's eyes lit up, he rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Then I'll guess first, Feng Qianqiu is the boss, and Lin Wanzai is the second, right?" The four old men nodded together, and Hong Xiaobao said again: "Huo Yitong is the third, and Shanjianghu is the fourth!"

"That's right, that's right," Feng Qianqiu said: "But it's not difficult to guess the order of the four of us, so guess again, which of the four of us will get up and admit defeat first?" Lin Wanzai said: "Anyway, it's definitely not me." Huo Yitong said: "It's definitely not me." Shanjianghu: "Naturally, it won't be me!"

The four of them are one sentence per person, and this question is difficult to guess. But Hong Xiaobao is Hong Xiaobao after all, and he can't be calculated by common sense, and said: "Hehe, which of you gets up first, let's not talk about it first, but I have to ask, just now I said that I was one, but you agreed, this is always right?"

"That's right," Feng Qianqiu was the first to nod: "Let's count what we say!" Lin Wanzai: "Otherwise, we won't lie here for three days." Huo Yitong: "If you make a bet, you have to execute it!" Shanjianghu: "Then how are you going to bet?"

Hong Xiaobao said with a smile: "You can just agree, but what, I originally participated later, and I am the youngest, so I have to be behind you, this is no problem, right?

The four people of Fenglin Volcano glanced at each other and nodded together: "Yes, yes, no problem!"

"Okay, then I'll get up first!" Hong Xiaobao sat up and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm the smallest, I'll lose, if you follow the gambling method we just said, will the smallest person become the biggest if he loses?"

Several guards who came with Hong Xiaobao and Guan Juxiong covered their mouths at the same time - His Royal Highness Bao is always so powerful, and the shameless are invincible!

Four old men, you look at me, I look at you, and nodded at the same time: "That's right, yes, you're the biggest." ”

Then all four of them sat up at the same time.

As a result, they didn't want to, as soon as the four of them sat up, they suddenly moved together, and Hong Xiaobao's hands and feet were immediately grabbed by each of them and lifted up!

Their movements were extremely fast, and even Guan Juxiong didn't expect them to attack in an instant, and they didn't dare to move for a while.

Feng Qianqiu smiled and said: "You little doll is playing tricks!" Lin Wanzai said: "If it was so simple, wouldn't our fourth child have already gotten up a long time ago?" Huo Yitong said: "So our rule is that the fourth child gets up first and loses, but he is still the youngest!"

Damn, these old guys don't look stupid......

"You didn't say this just now," Hong Xiaobao stopped: "I don't know, what you don't know shouldn't count!"

"Little doll, it's a loss to be careful," Feng Qianqiu said: "The four of us brothers have lived for more than one hundred and fifty years," Lin Wanzai said: "I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice." "You have walked more bridges than you have walked." Shanjianghu added: "So you can't fight us!"

Then the four of them said in unison: "Let's work together and tear you into four, five, six, seven, eight pieces!"

Seeing that if such four messy old men really work together, it is equivalent to dividing the corpse of a horse, not a joke, several guards are in a hurry, and Guan Juxiong is also ready to do it at any time, but Hong Xiaobao is not afraid at all, and said: "Don't worry, who said that I am cautious? I actually want to finish eating with you first and then we will compare again! I am young, I can't stand hungry, you are not allowed to bully children!"

Feng Qianqiu said: "Well, it makes some sense. Lin Wanzai nodded: "He is indeed a little smaller, and it is normal for him to be hungry." Huo Yitong said: "Well, then let's not tear him apart." Shanjianghu said: "Speaking of which, it's not bad to eat first and then compete, this is called saluting first and then soldiering!"

When they said this, they directly threw Hong Xiaobao to the ground, but they were not in a hurry to continue the comparison, and the four of them disappeared at the same time with a gust of wind, just in the four directions of southeast, northwest, and north, but in a moment, the four of them walked back with a wild object, and said with a smile: "Little doll, then how do you want to eat?"

These guys are really good!

Hong Xiaobao got up from the ground and said, "This kind of game, it must be roasted and eaten." ”

Feng Qianqiu said: "We're tired of eating baked." Lin Wanzai said: "It's like this every day, it's not good!" Huo Yitong said: "You have to think of a different way, otherwise you will still lose." Shanjianghu: "If you lose, you have to be torn into four, five, six, seven, eight or nine pieces!"

To be honest, it's funny, but it's very dangerous.

Their skills are excellent, and everyone in the field is only a little worse than Guan Juxiong, if they really move, Guan Juxiong may not be able to beat them, after all, they have lived for more than 150 years, and they look like gangsters, but in fact they are not so easy to fool.

Fortunately, as long as he didn't force his hands, Hong Xiaobao was really not afraid of this, he looked around and said, "I'm good at cooking, but the problem is that there is no seasoning, how do you tell me to make food for you?"

As a person who has seen the world, Hong Xiaobao is very good at cooking. But this dish is easy to say, the key problem is the seasoning - you don't have the seasoning, even a world-class chef can't make a delicious dish, right?

And obviously, the four people of Fenglin Volcano are obviously also big foodies, Feng Qianqiu took out a package from inside his clothes: "I have salt and sugar here." Lin Wanzai: "I have wine and vinegar." Huo Yitong: "I have noodles and soy sauce here!" Shanjianghu: "I still have a little pepper or some small spices." ”

Then the four of them put their things on the ground and pointed at Hong Xiaobao together: "Hurry up, we're hungry too!"

Nima, these guys are really not so easy to fool, and they even prepare such a complete set of seasonings for dinner......

"Cut, how can such a trivial matter be difficult for me," Hong Xiaobao directly took over a pheasant, and began to command Zhao Si'er: "Zhao Si'er, you go and clean up this chicken, let's make a chicken today!"

Feng Qianqiu was curious: "Called Huaji?" Lin Wanzai shook his head: "This kid is very bad, he said that we are called Huazi." Huo Yitong: "We are not called Huazi, we are Fenglin Volcano, there are allusions!" Shanjianghu: "But if you eat it and call it Huaji, it is called Huazi!"

When the four of them said this, they lifted Hong Xiaobao up again......

"Let me go quickly!" Hong Xiaobao shouted: "Who told you that if you eat a flower chicken, you are called a flower child? I am still a prince, can I become a flower child after eating it?"

"That makes sense," the four of them let go together: "Then don't hurry up!"