Red Sao Beef Noodles: "I'm entangled by an old witch!!"

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "Old witch?"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Which one else can it be, it's my boss, the old witch who has always wanted to be me." ”

Temple Street Thirteen: "Congratulations, when I get married, I will definitely go and have a few more drinks." ”

Guanzhong prawns: "Same as above, but this prawn has to explain one point, this prawn is only responsible for drinking, and doesn't care about anything else." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "It's such a coincidence, I think the same way, there will be no red envelopes, everyone is brothers, it's too hurtful to talk about money." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "How does talking about money hurt feelings, brothers settle accounts, and red envelopes must be available." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "I'll give you an IOU, and when I get married in the future, you will come back." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "Get out!"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Wait, I was brought in by you, Lao Tzu is not married, even if he is married, he will not be an old witch, everyone hurry up and find a way for me, how do I get rid of that old witch!!"

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "As before, pretend to be stupid." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "I can't pretend to be, I don't know which bastard it is, pretending to be me, going to the old witch Taoist Mountain to climb the mountain, I am now difficult to distinguish, if I say no or refuse, I will be eaten alive by the old witch." ”

Everyone in the group knows that Liu Hong's old witch is very strong, very face-loving, and still stingy, if she knows that she has been deceived, then she will definitely find out the person who deceived her to take revenge, and at the same time, Liu Hong will also be implicated, and the rest of the day will be sad.

Therefore, at this time, Liu Hong can only go to climb the mountain with the old witch, which is a day's pain, and the long pain is better than the short pain.

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Then you just go obediently, fortunately, you just go to Taoist Mountain to climb the mountain, you can come back on the same day, otherwise, if you stay outside, hehe, your boy body will be gone." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "Fart! My boy body is long gone, how can I look like you!"

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "Say goodbye!"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Don't, big brother, I was wrong, you have to help me, now only you can help me." ”

Temple Street Thirteen: "Help you, you can't be an old witch who wants me to seduce you, do you?"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Fatty, you think too much, just you, even an old witch can't look down on you!"

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "Farewell!"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Ah, brother, I was wrong again, I invited you to dinner today!"

Guanzhong prawns: "Say it, how to help." ”

Hongsao Beef Mian made a disdainful expression: "Prawn, can you show up today? When I need you, you are not there, it is better to be fat." A hugging emoji was reissued.

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Don't pat me on the back, your hands are not enough, hurry up and say, how can I help!"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Actually, it's very simple, you go climbing the mountain with me, I told the old witch, you are my best brother, the crush is married, I'm afraid you won't be able to think about it, so I'll take you to relax." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Although this reason hurts my self-esteem, but for the sake of my brother, I don't care, but have you asked your old witch to take her beautiful female juniors with you to enlighten me?"

Hongsao beef noodles: "I knew you would say that, of course I called it, but although the old witch is an old witch, the girls around her are very beautiful, that is, let you see." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "It's okay to look at it, it's better than nothing, when will you go to climb the mountain?"

Hongsao Beef Noodles: "Today, Now!"

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "......"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Otherwise, why do you think I invited you to dinner today, just go up the mountain to eat fasting together." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "The Taoist priest is not a vegetarian, and, go now, are you having a bad brain, now this day, you have to be dissolved when you go out, and you still have to climb the mountain?"

Hongsao beef noodles: "So, I just said, I'm going to die!"

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "If you want to die by yourself, I'm going to have breakfast, and I'll tell you that this matter can't be solved with one meal." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "Then two meals!"

Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "Hmph, do I mean that?"

Hongsao beef noodles: "Three meals!

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "Come and pick me up!"

Hongsao Beef Noodles: "......"

Guanzhong prawns: "......"

After finishing the chat, Lin Yuan was ready to eat breakfast, and took out the packaged noodles bought in the online supermarket from the cupboard, the kind of one dollar per pack, independent small packaging, he liked this the most, it was very convenient to cook one at a time, and making an egg tomato noodle was one of his favorite breakfasts.

Although he is not proficient in cooking, he can still cook a simple meal by himself, such as egg fried rice, rice cooker claypot rice, steamed fish, tamales, boiled eggs, boiled white meat, etc., as long as it is steamed and boiled, he can do it.

"This Hong Ye, I don't know who I offended. ”

While eating noodles, Lin Yuan saw Liu Hong saying that he was about to arrive, so he couldn't help but say.

"Me!" said Zero Hime, who appeared on the screen at this time, raised her head.

“？？”

Lin Yuan looked like he didn't understand.

"Yesterday he told you to throw me away, so I pretended to be him and sent a message to the old witch asking her to climb the mountain with her tomorrow. Zero Ji explained.

“...... , you are so poisonous, I believe you are a woman even more now. Lin Yuan looked at Ling Ji and said.

Ling Ji knocked her mouth and said, "Hmph, I offended the abbot and want to leave!"

"Although I don't mind you taking revenge on Hong Ye, this time you have affected me, and I don't want to go out on such a hot day. Lin Yuan said.

"I didn't expect this, originally I just wanted the old witch to remember Hong Ye's deception to her, so that she could torture Hong Ye well, but I didn't expect Hong Ye to agree to go......"

"Can you not agree, if you don't agree, you will die even worse. ”

"Master, don't worry, Taoist Mountain is not hot, the temperature in the mountain is much lower than here, you also need to walk, it doesn't matter if you are fat, you can't be empty. ”

"Whoever is weak, I don't want to be too strong. Lin Yuan said compared his own fat.

......

"Ah, no, I can't crawl!!"

Taoist Mountain, Lin Yuan panted like a dead dog, oh, no, a dead dog can't breathe, but that's what it means, anyway, it looks weak.

"Master, you still say that you are not false? Theoretically, this is only the foot of the mountain, and the Taoist Mountain is 500 meters, and you have only climbed 100 meters!"

"I'm pretending to be here, in order to fulfill Master Hong. Lin Yuan said lightly, looking at Hong Ye, who was pestered by the old witch in front of him, he was very happy, and he also took a picture with his mobile phone and sent it to the group, and marked that he was a natural pair of talented women and girls.

Guanzhong prawns: "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to Hong Ye and his sister-in-law for tying the knot!"

One day is one day: "Not bad, yes, it's indeed a wolf talent hat, fatty, go up and give a frontal photo." ”

Hongsao beef noodles: "Fatty, what does Uncle Ben want you to do, I asked you to be a wingman, not a drone." ”

Temple Street Thirteen Youth: "What can I do, the female companion brought by your old witch is too fierce, and she shot down my wingman as soon as we met." ”

“......”