Chapter 66: The Suffering and Kindness of the Elves (I)
Looking at the miserable little fat who was tortured on the tree, and several people laughed at it without sympathy again, Xie Yu and Shrek found a few small pebbles, drove away the angry Vermilion Skylark's mother, and then repeated the old trick, allowing Sharo, who couldn't stop screaming, to fall from the tree, and Shrek was responsible for catching Sharo below, and after catching it, Sharo was thrown to the ground by Shrek again, and there was a violent cry in pain, and he scolded Shrek for his rudeness in his heart. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sha Luo had the heart to scold Shrek, but seeing the hesitant look on his face with annoyance, he never said it, on the one hand, naturally because he couldn't beat Shrek, a humanoid monster with amazing brute strength, and he was worried that he would make this rude guy anxious, and he would repair himself again, and he would be hurt even more.
On the other hand, although he was annoyed by Shrek's extremely rudeness to his wounded man, the little fat man also knew in his heart that if Shrek hadn't thrown himself out at the last moment just now, and the last magic guardian enchantment in Xie Yu's hand had also been shattered, with his own strength, he was afraid that he would be torn to pieces in minutes in the face of the angry frost dogs rushing from all directions.
So in addition to being angry, Sharo also felt heartfelt gratitude to Shrek.
Among the four men on his side, there are two wounded soldiers, Robert was bitten off his right leg by the frost dog, and the little fat man Sharo broke a few ribs after being thrown away, and the fat in many places seems to have been burned.
In desperation, Shrek carried Robert on his back, and Sharo was no longer able to walk on his own at the moment, so he could only be carried by Xie Yu, a strong magician.
Xie Yu still took the initiative to take on this task, after all, Nicole Chick is delicate and expensive and has no power to restrain chickens, and judging from the indifferent attitude of these eight female elves towards themselves as humans, they naturally can't be counted on, so they can only go into battle themselves.
Shrek, this guy has seen the almost 100 shots of these elves' ox forks, and just now he jumped strongly and suggested that the elves shoot the Vermilion Skylark mother down for dinner, but these elves just snorted coldly in their noses, and they didn't look at Shrek, who was drooling and excited, but just quietly watched the excitement on the side, which made Shrek very angry.
Today, Shrek has been repeatedly insulted and ignored by these unlucky elves, and in a fit of rage, he can't help but roll up his arms and sleeves to go up to theorize or find fault and fight (in fact, Xie Yu personally thinks that the latter is more likely, because it is really embarrassing to let this rough embryo theorize, he has always believed in the truth that whoever has a hard fist is the boss), but in the end he was stopped by a cold reprimand from Nicole Chick.
After this episode, several people continued on the road, eight female elves led the way in front, Nicole walked in the middle, the traitor bird still stayed on the shoulder of the little girl and dozed off, Shrek carried Robert, Xie Yu carried the little fat man Sharo, and the four of them walked at the end, all the way to the elf territory that Nicole said in the mouth of the elf clan.
Compared with the wooden and dull wooden Robert, Xie Yu is actually more willing to carry this little fat man in his heart, after all, he can still fight and chat with the little fat man along the way, pass the time, and add a little fun on the way.
Sha Luo screamed in pain all the way on Xie Yu's back, and Robert was obviously in unbearable pain at the broken leg, but he still gritted his teeth and held on silently, and the beads of sweat on his forehead kept rolling down, but he didn't cry out in pain, it was really hard.
"Hmph...... It's boring, it's too tiring to live......" Xie Yu glanced at Robert and pouted.
And Sha Luo's side is a completely different scene, under Xie Yu's jokes and sarcasm from time to time, the little fat man laughed and scolded or scolded angrily, and screamed as miserable as killing a pig.
In this kind of scream, mixed with scolding street conversations from time to time, vulgar and dirty, and unbearable, finally caused the elves in front of them to bear it anymore, and turned around and glared at Xie Yu and Sharo on his back, Xie Yu naturally felt that it didn't matter, anyway, he had already seen that these guys with eyes on the top of their heads were extremely unpleasant, and they should still laugh and scold.
But Sharo, who screamed and scolded all the way, after Nicole Niu'er's cold gaze came over, because of the identity and majesty of the little girl, he had to obediently close his mouth, no matter how Xie Yu joked or ridiculed, he didn't dare to fight back, and the original earth-shattering scream turned into a mosquito humming at the moment.
Xie Yudian felt bored, thinking that this little girl and the elf tube were too wide--don't you want to scream in pain?
With a move in his mind, he glanced at Shrek, and saw that Shrek was walking with a tiger, staring at a few elves in front of him with a pair of small eyes the size of soybeans, and gritting his teeth from time to time, as if he was still worried about the strange aesthetic standards of these elves.
Xie Yu was very happy in his heart, and couldn't help but tell the elves not only didn't regard Shrek as a beautiful man among humans, but also didn't treat him as a human at all.
In the process of retelling, Xie Yu of course inevitably added oil and vinegar, while painting a colorful description, he was very indignant at the lack of eyes of these elves, and Shrek next to him agreed greatly, the huge black head kept pointing, and whispered from time to time, greatly despising the perverted aesthetics of the elves.
When Sha Luo finally laughed enough, he lay on Xie Yu's back, hesitated for a while, but asked a question in the bottom of his heart that he had been wanting to ask on the road: "We people haven't provoked these elves in front of us, why have they always ignored us, as if they were very indifferent?"
Xie Yu still knows a little bit about the grievances and entanglements between the elves and humans, after all, in the circle of the nobility, many dirty things can't be covered up, or the nobles don't feel the need to deliberately cover it up, sometimes when the erudite father is too drunk, he will pull Xie Yu over and tell him about some of the history and people on the continent and the customs and past of various races, among them, it is natural to inevitably mention the elf race, but every time the elf race is mentioned, the father's tone will change from the original radiant to sighing。
Moreover, at that time, Xie Yu's side was an old monster who had lived for more than two hundred years and seemed to know everything.
Since humans have been the masters of this continent, they have lived comfortably for a long time, without the fear of foreign intrusion, so that the inferior nature of these human beings has gradually appeared and highlighted.
The elves, both men and women, are extremely handsome in appearance, except for the pointed ears that distinguish them from humans, other physical characteristics are extremely similar to humans, and the innate handsome appearance of their race, which seems to have been favored by the gods, has also brought them almost devastating disasters.
"Everyone has a heart for beauty" is not wrong, after all, everyone likes beautiful things, but among human beings, especially those nobles who are full of fat brains and indulge in wine all day long, they are even more eager for the beauty of elves, and even reached the level of madness for a time.
And almost every elf race, regardless of men and women, in the human world, its handsome and superb appearance can cause a lot of fluctuations, and the nobles are also proud of having elves sleeping at home, and compare with each other, becoming the capital for the nobles to brag and show off to each other.