Got it?

Xu Fan wanted to say that he didn't understand.

didn't wait for him to smile and let Xiao Lan use this way to "understand" and "understand" for herself, Xiao Lan slipped back to her house like a rabbit.

......

The next day, Xu Fan, who had taken two days off in a row, couldn't stand Zhou Keren's coercion and could only go to school.

Before the class started, Chen Dongdong was talking to everyone about the basketball college league and the Bauhinia Middle School team was promoted again and reached the finals.

His expression was as rich as if he were on the field at the time.

Although the appearance of this product blowing B is very poor, Xu Fan's previous game has not been there, which will listen, but it is also a little interesting.

It wasn't until the class bell rang that the group dispersed.

This is a Chinese class, and this will be a 60-year-old professor standing on the podium, holding a textbook, reading irritable and boring ancient poems, and the people in the audience are drowsy.

Chen Dongdong would stand up the textbook, lay on the table, and took a nap, Xu Fan watched from the side, speechless for a while.

Ancient poetry is the essence of Chinese culture, even if the old professor is boring, then he can't sleep!

Xu Fan pursed his lips, looked at the old professor, pondered, and sneaked out when he turned around to write on the blackboard.

Drip, drip!

As soon as he stepped out of one leg, the mobile phone in his pocket rang suddenly! Xu Fan was startled and immediately retracted.

"Who is playing with the mobile phone in class! I don't know my class, the mobile phone is not allowed to be turned on!"

Although the old professor said that he was very old, his ears were very smart, and he would put down the textbook coldly, and he would find out the culprit.

"Dongdong, the teacher asked, who is Chen Dongdong?"

Taking advantage of the fact that the old professor hadn't looked at him yet, Xu Fan leaned into Chen Dongdong's ear and reminded him of a word.

When the old professor roared before, Chen Dongdong was already half-awake, and when Xu Fan shouted like this, the whole person was excited, and he stood up directly.

"Teacher, it's me!"

Chen Dongdong stood up in a daze, and the whole class burst into laughter, thinking to himself, this stupid person, dare to admit it?

Looking back at the old professor, the whole person will tremble with anger! He gritted his teeth and pointed out the door, and scolded: "Okay, you Chen Dongdong, dare to be a man, right?

"Huh, teacher, this?"

Chen Dongdong was stunned, and was about to explain, but when he saw that the old professor had the urge to smash himself directly with the book, he was so frightened that he immediately ran out.

Xu Fan watched Chen Dongdong walk out of the classroom with a serious face, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, hey, there is a way for wood, a friend of the dead Dao, and a poor Dao is not dead.

This will secretly turn the phone to silent, Xu Fan pondered, and after reading who sent him a message, he skipped class.

Hiding the phone behind the book, unlocking it and opening QQ, Xu Fan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows!

It turned out to be the news from Xia Xiaodie's dead girl.

This old professor is never allowed to turn on his mobile phone in class, this dead girl, can she still play with her mobile phone while sitting in the front row?

Xu Fan subconsciously looked forward, Xia Xiaodie's position was simply empty!

“......”

Xu Fan was speechless for a while, and after a long time, this dead girl was smarter than herself, and she knew that this class was boring, so she slipped away before the class.

"Why?"

This will open the message sent by Xia Xiaodie, Xu Fan tapped his fingers, and gave the other party back.

"Great, someone finally paid attention to me, you now, help me send something over!"

Behind the message sent by Xia Xiaodie, followed by a line of tears, it shows how excited she will be.

Xu Fan pursed his lips, couldn't figure out where this dead girl would be singing, and replied directly: "I'm sorry, it's already in class now, as a student with excellent character and learning, I can't give up studying for you." ”

"Because I love to learn, and learning makes me better. ”

"You're !!! you bastard!"

Xia Xiaodie will be anxious, seeing that Xu Fan is still teasing herself at this time, she almost didn't smash her phone directly!

"Say, what conditions, you are willing to help me!"

Seeing the compromise that Xia Xiaodie sent to him in less than a minute, Xu Fan couldn't help but smile.

This will be the old professor's class, no one in the class will turn on the mobile phone except herself, and if she is really in trouble, she will not be able to find anyone else except for herself.

"Hehe, simple, from today onwards, you will obediently be the master's little follower, and you have to be as well-behaved as a maid. ”

"Get out! Xu Fan! Stinky rascals! Make your big dreams in the spring and autumn! This girl swears to die!!

Seeing the conditions sent by Xu Fan, Xia Xiaodie scolded and robbed!

This guy is so bad, he is his own servant, the kind of maid nature, what will happen when the time comes, it's really unimaginable!

But helplessly......

She was reluctant in her heart, but Xu Fan was the only one left who could help herself.

This incident was so embarrassing that Xia Xiaodie never told a few people at all, and Xu Fan was the only one who knew about it and replied to herself.

"Hmph, don't do bad things, just one day, I'll agree. ”

Sulking, Xia Xiaodie compromises with Xu Fan again.

Xu Fan pursed his lips and lightly replied to the other party with a seven-character past.

"Impossible! Two days at most!"

"Five. ”

"Impossible! Three days! Xu Fan, take advantage of the fire to rob again, believe it or not, this girl will turn around and bite you to death!"

"Seven, in addition, the word is taken apart, and the master says it doesn't matter. ”

"Hmph, that's five days!"

Xu Fan will fully show the true colors of profiteers, Xia Xiaodie really can't fight, so she can only compromise.

Thinking that she would have to become a slave to this villain for the next five days, Xia Xiaodie pouted, and she was so aggrieved that she almost burst into tears.

"Okay, let's talk about it, what's the matter to trouble the master. ”

Seeing Xu Fan's message, Xia Xiaodie snorted aggrievedly, and replied, "You hurry up to the school supermarket now, buy a pack of large band-aids, and then come, come to the women's bathroom to find me......"

"What? Band-Aids, Sister Fluttershy, why are you hurt? I'll just help you. ”

"Tell you, I'm a holy hand immortal doctor, no matter how much you bleed, I'll rub it for you to ensure that you will be cured immediately. ”

Perhaps thinking of Xia Xiaodie's promise of five days of slavery, Xu Fan would be extraordinarily enthusiastic.

But Xia Xiaodie looked at it, but she was trembling with anger!

That kind of place, can you be rubbed casually! You big bastard!

"Hmph, Miss Ben has to bleed once a month, it's strange if you can cure it! Send it to me quickly! Or I'll bite you!"

As if aware of the ambiguity of the words, this message survived for less than ten seconds before it was withdrawn by Xia Xiaodie.

Xu Fan is not stupid, as soon as Xia Xiaodie reminds her, she immediately understands that most of this girl is a good friend......

"Well, actually, Sister Fluttershy, I really have a way to stop the bleeding for you, if only you let me give you a few injections......"

"Filthy Demon King! Hurry up! people's legs are almost numb!"

Xu Fan explained unconvinced, and before he could emphasize that his needle was too long and too thick, Xia Xiaodie urged impatiently.

This thing is indeed quite embarrassing, Xu Fan is no longer poor, seeing that the old professor turned around, bent his waist, and slipped out of the back door......

(End of chapter)