Text Text_Chapter 381 Pang Nanhe
"He's here, how can we have a chance?"
"But no, it is said that this person is invincible in the flesh and has extremely high combat power, and I am afraid that the quota for going to the mass grave this time is none other than him. ”
"Alas, I should have known that I should have reported this golden thigh, but now I am afraid that it will be too late. ”
Everyone's eyes shrank, and the surprise in their hearts was beyond words.
"Big brother, Yuan, it turns out that you are Pang Nanhe!
Next to Pang Nanhe, a black-haired young man who was also dressed extraordinarily was shocked and flattered.
Pang Nanhe sneered: "Hehe, brother, I'm sorry, I'm walking with you these days, I can't tell my identity, I'm afraid that I will miss the friendship between you and me." ”
"That's what the eldest brother said. The black-haired young man nodded repeatedly.
"Brother, since my identity has been revealed, I won't say anything, these days you and I go together, and we have a deep relationship, so I will give this thing to you. ”
As he spoke, he took out the ancient sword he was holding in his arms and handed it to the black law youth.
"Big brother, this ......" The young man was shocked beyond measure.
"Rest assured, Big Brother is not a person who says he can't do it, and he won't brag like some people. ”
Pang Nanhe glanced at Jiang He, and there was something in his words, as if he had something to say.
Anyone who is not a fool can see his ridicule of Jianghe.
It's a pity that Jiang He is still standing in place, his face is not shocked.
Everyone only thinks that Jiang He is worthy of being a master in the braggart world, and in the face of such ridicule, he can not change his face and his heart beat.
Even if they didn't know the combat power of the river, they couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up in the face of this courage that Mount Tai collapsed in front of him.
High, really high.
"Master!" Qi Ruogu stepped forward, a hint of anger in his voice.
"Childe, do you want me to go over?" Wang Xian did not allow anyone to insult the river.
"Jiang Gongzi, Spiegel also has a thing, I think it can pass the test. The Spiegel followed.
"We can too!" Sister Nalan was not to be outdone, and also took two steps forward.
"Brother, I'm ......"
Zhuo Ping was about to speak, when he saw Jiang He smiling and shook his head: "Can't you let Brother Pang Nanhe finish speaking?"
"Even if you don't give me face, you have to look at his face and give me a face. ”
Everyone was shocked by his words, and their mouths opened wide, and they couldn't believe that Jiang He could say this.
Wang Xian was stunned, and then a smile appeared on his face.
The time he spent with Jiang He was not long, but it was by no means short.
The cognition of his own son-in-law is far beyond others.
With his understanding of the rivers, whenever the demon of the world does something unusual, it means that someone is going to be unlucky.
"Wood, what's the matter with your son?" Seeing Wang Xian's face suddenly pale, Yutai Mingjing asked.
"Heaven is evil, it is forgivable, self-inflicted, you can't live, you just watch slowly. ”
"You just stay with your son, sooner or later you will become a god!"
The mirror shook him off, and the anxiety in his heart was eased a little.
Jiang He is too mysterious and treacherous, far from what she can figure out.
On the contrary, it is Wang Xian, she can still understand a point, and she doesn't have to worry about listening to him, and she will naturally rest assured.
As for those who do not know the truth, each has his own thoughts.
"Then I'll take this divine sword of my eldest brother to take your place. ”
The young man held the ancient sword, and wisps of divine light escaped and placed it on the stone platform.
He put it up, smiling, and looked at Pang Nanhe's face, full of gratitude and shock.
This divine sword was obtained by Pang Nanhe and him in an ancient place, killing an ancient relic, opening the mountain and breaking the mountain, which is very strange.
"Big brother, this opportunity you gave me, the younger brother is really difficult to repay for the rest of his life, I ......"
As he was talking, he saw Pang Nanhe's face ugly, his eyes staring at Yutai, and a deep surprise flashed in his eyes.
Turning his head, cracks quickly crept up on the scabbard of the ancient sword.
Immediately after, the scabbard disintegrated, and the ancient sword inside broke inch by inch, and the light quickly dimmed.
"Whew!" the old man waved his hand, and a strong wind blew, and the ancient sword disappeared in an instant.
"Big brother, this, this ......" The black-haired young man opened his mouth wide and stumbled.
He had seen the horror of this divine sword with his own eyes, and he thought that Pang Nanhe was giving him an opportunity, but the scene in front of him was far beyond his expectations.
Excalibur gone?
Then he can't have a chance.
"I'm coming!"
Pang Nanhe took out a palm-sized stone, this stone was blue and black, and after taking it out, there was a burst of whispering voices from the gods, which made people's faces change greatly.
"Bloodstone!" someone exclaimed.
Legend has it that this kind of stone, which grows in the fierce place where gods and demons are at war, has been spiritualized through the essence of the sun and the moon.
If you are talented, you may be able to trace back to your origins, comprehend the gods and demons, support the heavens and the earth, and dominate the world.
"Well, this thing of yours, yes, should pass. The old man glanced at the stone and couldn't help but nod his head in praise.
Pang Nanhe was overjoyed, and there was no doubt that he had the potential to qualify for the mass grave.
Sure enough, after the stone was put on the stone platform, and in order to dissipate, the stone tablet kept flashing with precious light, and it seemed that the stone was extremely favorable.
The old man nodded to him: "You can pass, but this thing has to be left behind." ”
"Okay!" Pang Nanhe gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement.
To be able to enter a mass grave, it is worth paying more.
Seeing him nodding, the old man raised his hand to take the stone away, and his dry voice sounded again: "When the mass grave is opened, I will appear again and take you there." ”
"Thank you, seniors. ”
Pang Nanhe was ecstatic, and the joy on his face was beyond words.
Suddenly, he turned around and swept his gaze to Jiang Hedao: "Boy, do you dare to come, the reincarnated god?"
"Old man Chu, how about I tell you a joke?" Jiang He didn't even look at him, stepped forward slowly, and said slowly.
As soon as Jiang He's words came out, even Ao Xin and He Tianhou couldn't help but be stunned.
This is outrageous, everyone else is taking treasures, and he wants to tell jokes.
Moreover, how could he know the name of the old man, and dare to call it out disrespectfully, not afraid of being killed?
"Boy, not only do you have no treasure, but you also dare to disrespect your seniors, you just wait to be slapped to death by your seniors!"
Hearing Jiang He's words, Pang Nanhe sneered.
The next scene made everyone present stunned and speechless.
The old man nodded, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Yes, I can't imagine that there are still people in this world who know the old man's name and surname. ”
"You have to be careful, if your joke is not funny, I will let you never set foot in Taiyue City, of course, if you like this joke, you can have a place. ”
When the old man said such a thing, everyone was incredulous.
It's outrageous to tell jokes and get a spot, they've never had anything like it.
Moreover, this matter has not been recorded in ancient times.
No matter how Jiang He knows, he can't figure out how Jiang He knows if he wants to break his head.
Such a scene is simply evil.
Jiang He smiled faintly and said: "There was once a woman who had a unique divine sword, and once crossed the river by boat, she accidentally dropped the divine sword on something, and quickly made a mark on the boat. ”
"What kind of joke is this, bullshit!" He Tianhou couldn't help but sneer when he heard this.
"Shut up!" the old man directly interrupted Pang Nanhe's words, and the latter was unwilling, but he had to obediently close his mouth.
This old man is the manager of Taiyue City, and he once killed the power of the life and death realm with one hand, and he understated it and didn't care.
If he's in a bad mood, it's easier to kill himself than to crush an ant.
"Go on. The old man continued to show that ugly smile and looked at the river.
This sudden change made everyone dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but look at each other.
A genius like Pang Nanhe was treated like a dog by him, but Jiang He was a guest of honor and smiled.
The hearts of the people were extremely shocked and unbearable.
The man who supported the boat asked her why she had made a mark, and the woman said that the sword had fallen from here, and that if she had marked it, she would find it. ”
The man who held the boat told her to continue, and gave him a sharper sword to make the mark more visible. ”
Jiang He said slowly, this joke is not funny at all, but he tells it with relish.
Many people present frowned when they heard Jiang He's words, and they didn't want to laugh at all, no one wanted to listen to such a joke at all.
In fact, even Zhuo Ping and others don't think this joke is funny.
At first, you can still laugh, but the more you get to the end, the more absurd and boring it becomes.
In this way, the woman listened to the words of the boatman, and kept sitting on the mark, and one day, she finally made the mark......
Speaking of this, Jiang He paused and stopped.
"And then?"
The others listened to the same taste as chewing wax, but the old man smiled and nodded again and again.
Many people don't understand what is good about such a boring joke.
"Then because the mark was too deep, the ship was pierced with a big hole, and both of them fell, and the end of the world, the gods and demons danced, and the time of cataclysm came. ”
Jiang He laughed when he said this.
"What a joke!"
Everyone thinks that Jiang He's joke is really boring.
Although he still had a sense of anticipation when he first said it, all of a sudden the world was in chaos, which really added to the problem.
However, the old man closed his eyes, as if he had fallen into a mysterious realm.
After a long time, the old man opened his eyes, and the divine light flowed inside, and tears of laughter came out.
"It's a good joke, the funniest joke I've ever heard. ”
The old man's words made everyone dumbfounded, even He Tianhou and Ao Xin, all of them had ignorant expressions.
This is outrageous, isn't it, a clueless, extremely boring joke that is so praised?
"When the mass grave is open, you can enter. ”
The old man seemed to be very excited, and nodded at Jiang He again and again: "If you want, you can also bring one person in." ”
This time, everyone's mouths opened wide.
What's the situation, a bad joke can be exchanged for a place to enter a mass grave, and one person can be brought in!
That's two places.
Pang Nanhe's quota was exchanged for that transcendent divine stone, and Jiang He casually told a joke to exchange the quota.
Moreover, it is still two at once.
For a while, everyone couldn't close their mouths.
In fact, Ao Xin also felt outrageous and couldn't believe it.
A ridiculously boring joke can actually make a river enter a mass grave, and no one will believe such a thing.
"These two places are given to you, you can bring whoever you want, you can bring it without it, you can do it yourself. ”
A voice sounded in Ao Xin's ears, and Jiang He stood in front of him, his face like a spring breeze.
"This, this ......" Ao Xin was stupid, Jiang He actually gave her such a precious place!
Although Ao Xin was half sure that he would be able to enter the mass grave, he was not too sure and did not dare to test it easily.
But Jiang He actually gave her the quota like this, and returned it to two.
"You can give me the elixir that heals the immortals, this kindness is huge, I will naturally repay it, that's it. ”
Jiang He said jokingly: "Don't get me wrong, I don't think anything wrong about you, and your appearance is average in my opinion." ”
Ao Xin was angry and funny, although it was just a joke, but it made her feel a warm current.
Jiang He treats her as his own!
"What about you?" At this moment, even if his mood was as firm as Ao's heart, he couldn't help but tremble.
"Don't worry, I'm free to do it. "The rivers are calm and calm, the wisdom pearl is in hand, the sky and the earth, I am the only one.
"Good. Ao Xin nodded heavily, and while keeping this favor in her heart, Jiang He's figure was also more and more in her mind, and it became more and more indelible.
"Go on, next. The old man spoke again, and his smile instantly dissipated, cold and merciless.
"I'm going to tell jokes, I'm going to tell jokes. ”
All of a sudden, everyone opened their mouths one after another, rushing to tell a joke.
Only Jiang He smiled and looked at everyone quietly.
"Okay, listen to it. The old man casually nodded to a young Tianjiao and said.
The young genius was immediately ecstatic, and hurriedly said: "A long, long time ago, there was a divine dragon who took a fancy to a wild wolf, and he ......"
"No, next!"
The young genius had only said a few words, and he was suddenly beaten out of Taiyue City, blood vomited, all his bones shattered, and only half a life remained.
"I have jokes to tell, I have jokes to tell. ”
There are also many people who do not give up, and are busy raising their hands and shouting loudly.
The old man ordered another person casually, and this person said excitedly: "Dried black fish said to black fish that I did it, you are free." ”
"No, next!"
As soon as the old man's voice fell, he was raised his hand and knocked out of Taiyue City, not knowing how far he flew out, and a tragic blood line was drawn in the void.
Then there were more than a dozen people telling jokes, and even the laughing crowd leaned forward and back, but they were all thrown out by the old man without exception.
"How so?"
Zhuo Ping couldn't help but gasp, wondering in his heart, the jokes told by these people can be said to be very exciting, how could they not pass?
In fact, it was not only Zhuo Ping who was strange, but even many people present were strange.
Those who were thrown out told jokes that were obviously much funnier than Jianghe, but the old man disdained them, why is this?
"Brother, why does this senior Chu like the jokes you tell?" Zhuo Ping couldn't understand at all.
Jiang He smiled faintly and said: "The joke itself is not important, the important thing is whether there is anything in this joke that can make him happy." ”
"What do you mean?" Zhuo Ping couldn't understand.
"Yes, what do you mean?" Nalan Mingyu, the two sisters of Nalan Mingyu, looked ignorant.
Everyone else also turned their eyes to Jiang He, as if they were curious about the question.
Jiang He smiled and said, "I don't know, this joke was told to me by the white-bearded old man in my dream, maybe he will know." ”
When they heard this, they were silent.
They recalled the jokes Jiang He had told, and since he said so, there must be a big secret hidden in it.
But no matter how much everyone thought about it, they didn't think there was anything shocking about this joke.
In the end, I had to sigh helplessly.
Only Ao Xin thought of something, his face instantly became extremely ugly, and he looked at Jiang He's gaze as if he had seen a ghost.
The four words, which were not certain at the moment, were deeply engraved in her mind and imprinted in the depths of her soul.
"Reincarnated gods. ”