Chapter 134: The Pig's Head Turns Back into a Flatbread

Seeing Shrek's purple and ugly face, he ran over with a gloomy face, and this shout, which should have been full of breath and sonic shock, was immediately stuck in the little girl's throat, and the choked little girl immediately rolled her eyes, coughed violently, and stroked her chest again and again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You two unrighteous little bastards! No one went up to persuade you to fight just now! Tired uncle...... Huh?"

Shrek trotted to the front, opened his bloody mouth, stared at two soybean eyes, stretched out his hand, and was about to be angry at Xie Yu and Robert, who had been standing by, but at a glance he saw that his goddess was stretching her neck and stroking her chest, and rolling her eyes and coughing continuously, the anger on her face couldn't help but immediately turn into worry, and hurriedly stepped forward, and began to shush and ask in a tone of great concern: "Miss Nicole, what's wrong with you, why are ......you coughing so badly?!" Are you alright?!"

When the little girl coughs, she inevitably has to breathe, and when she takes a deep breath, she accidentally inhales Shrek's lethal breath, and she is nauseous in her heart.

"Ah Shi, Anla, just now your goddess flashed her tongue when she said a big thing, don't pay attention to her, it's fine, it'll be fine in a while......"

Xie Yu looked at the little girl bending over and lowering her head next to her, the lobes of her lungs seemed to be coughing out, the snot and tears on her beautiful little face flowed horizontally, and her usual image and majesty disappeared in an instant, so he grabbed Shrek, who was about to continue to move forward, and showed his gentlemanly demeanor rarely, and began to change the topic: "Hey...... By the way, come over here and I'll ask you something! Hey...... Don't look at it! Your goddess is fine! If you try to get up, you'll only be kind enough to help...... Let me ask you, you slapped the little fat man so well, why did you suddenly run back?!"

"...... Don't mention it, this guy doesn't know what medicine he took wrong today, and he stalked me like crazy, but, hum...... Even if he goes crazy, he can't help the uncle, and he is beaten down by me with three punches and two kicks......"

Shrek proudly showed off his martial arts, and the excited spit stars splashed, but unfortunately he was just proud for a while, and his ugly face immediately collapsed, his face was a little depressed, and he touched his head there and sighed:

"But...... It's okay to get knocked down, but the problem is ...... This guy is very resistant to beating today, every time I beat him down, I just wanted to take a breath and rest, but in a blink of an eye he rushed up with red eyes and yelling...... How many times have you been like this, didn't you fight like this? Damn...... My arms are tired...... You two guys don't care about righteousness, and you don't know how to go up and replace me for a while!"

As he spoke, Shrek glared at Xie Yu and Robert viciously, a little angry at the behavior of these two guys who had been watching the excitement and not helping.

Xie Yu and Robert glanced at each other, and had no choice but to shake their heads helplessly and smile bitterly.

"Ah Shi, your physical strength is so perverted, your tired legs hurt and your back hurts, if the two of us go up, won't it just become two plates of snacks for Sha Luo? Of course...... We see that you can always control the crazy chubby, and if you have even the slightest sign of defeat, we will not hesitate to go up and fight with Sharo, alas...... If you want to blame it, you can only blame you for being too brave......"

Xie Yu shook his head there with emotion, and by the way, he gave full play to his specialty of sending high hats, and finally succeeded in coaxing Shrek's eyebrows and smiles in a few words.

"Alas...... Although sometimes I feel that your kid is a sycophant, but ...... How can you listen to your kid speak so well? Okay, okay, let's not mention this for now......"

Shrek grinned and smiled beautifully for a while, then patted Xie Yu's shoulder as if complimentingly, and then waved his big hand, boldly and generously announced that he would no longer pursue Xie Yu and Robert's behavior of standing by, and began to raise his head again, blinking a pair of small slitted eyes and saying:

"Then I saw that he finally didn't move, and I thought to myself, it's great, this guy is finally out of strength...... Uncle's chance to take revenge is here! But...... Slapping this kind of thing is cool, but the little fat man is like a dead fish, he just doesn't cooperate, no matter how you beat him, he just won't wake up, what fun do you say? I'm the only one to play around...... You two know this kind of thing, and if no one cooperates, it's too boring, and you don't even scream for mercy......"

It's just that, speaking of this kind of slap that is getting more and more boring, Shrek began to hang his head a little frustrated, threw the little fat man who had been holding his hair in his hand, threw it on the ground next to him, splashed a cloud of dust, and then moved his sore arm and sat down with a sullen ass.

"Damn! Uncle has fought countless times in his life, and he has never been so aggrieved as today's bird fight...... Blame the damn potions of the bird elves, little fat man, this is cheating!

Shrek clenched his fists and waved them in front of him, venting his dissatisfaction angrily.

"Cheating?!huh...... You cheated like this, so what if you didn't cheat? Wouldn't you be played to death?"

Xie Yu stood up, walked to the little fat man's side, squatted down to check carefully, and found that the little fat man's fat face, which was already round, was red and swollen at the moment, and the whole face was full of size, and when he looked back, he saw that Shrek was sitting on the ground, gritting his teeth and gritting his teeth for resenting the little fat man for violating the spirit of martial arts and tarnishing the honor of the knight.

That inexplicable appearance of righteous indignation really made Xie Yu feel a little funny.

(Of course, the spirit of martial arts and knightly honor are concepts that emerge in Xie Yu's heart, and Shrek, the rough embryo, doesn't care what kind of bullshit these high-sounding spirits or honors are, in his eyes, Sha Luo is shameless cheating when fighting, and it has nothing to do with any spirit or honor).

"Hey, this little injury is a fart, a much more serious injury than this one can be recovered in minutes by him, and this little pain from slapping may not even be a tickle......"

Shrek thought that Xie Yu was blaming him for injuring his companion, so he quickly explained.

"Oh, it's really so amazing?!" Xie Yu suddenly became interested, and began to stare intently at the little fat man's face, carefully examining it.

Just a few minutes later, as Shrek said, under such a close observation, Xie Yu clearly saw that the redness and swelling on Sha Luo's face began to fade slowly, and began to gradually reduce the swelling.

Aside from some dust and blades of grass when he was thrown on the ground by Shrek, where is there a trace of scar on the face of this fleshy and pink flatbread?!

"Awesome, tsk...... These guys of the elven clan can be regarded as digging up treasures, but they really have a set of ......" Xie Yu looked at the little fat man's face carefully, and while looking at it carefully, his mouth exclaimed from time to time.

"This kind of turtle-like speed is too slow, I was fighting with Sharo just now, and I kicked and broke one of his legs, but after he landed and stood still, he only moved the injured leg slightly, and then pounced again, but...... I distinctly remember that his leg was broken...... Compared to the speed of repairing a broken leg, this must be regarded as a turtle crawling......"

Shrek walked over and saw the little mage holding his chubby face in both hands, looking at it carefully over and over again, his eyes lit up as if he had picked up a treasure, and he couldn't help but feel that Xie Yu was making a fuss, so he hit him disdainfully beside him.

"Hmm?The original repair speed is even faster than that?Are you sure?!" Xie Yu straightened up and looked at Shrek.

"Of course, I saw it with my own eyes, when he was kicked out, his leg was obviously bent, and it was very bent, but by the time he landed, he had already straightened up, and he looked good...... I didn't see the injury at all. Shrek scratched his head, which had changed back to its normal black bright color, carefully recalled it for a while, and then raised his head and replied in the affirmative.

"So what do you say...... In the early stage, the drug power is sufficient, and the repair speed will be very fast, and then with the reduction of the drug strength in the body, it will become slower and slower, and according to the flat-chested woman, if you drink too much and the body can't bear it, there will be various side effects...... Again, the strength and physical strength of each person are different, the amount of medicine needed is different, and the recovery speed after injury will be different...... Well, that's how it should be!"

After getting Shrek's affirmation, Xie Yu began to talk to himself again, and felt more and more reasonable that his speculation was reasonable, while muttering in a low voice, Xie Yu looked at Xiaopang's ruddy and fat face that had fully recovered: "However, it only takes a cup of tea to restore the original big cake face from a pig's head, which is actually fast enough......"

In the end, how much should Shrek or yourself take if you want to take it?

After all, I have nearly two pots of this wonderful milky liquid in stock, and if I don't make good use of it, it will be a bit of a tyrannical thing!

Xie Yu touched the ring on his hand, looked at Shrek, and then looked at Sharo, secretly thinking in his heart......