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The two days of Autumn Charm Temple were particularly lively.

The girls, who had been placed in the same deserted place at different times, gathered together to express their joy in various ways.

They agreed to choose a suitable day to collectively "visit" and "feel distressed" to the owner of the village, so that the owner's body can "recover" quickly and live "more" days.

Enough singing, enough dancing, and then sitting down to tell jokes.

For those with heavy tastes, the proposal to tell ghost stories was rejected by the majority. After all, they are all ordinary girls' homes, and they are not bold, not to mention that they are all lonely in empty beds, in case they think about it late at night, they are not scared and half dead, and they have to sit with their heads in fear until dawn.

"Gotta get it. What the hell are you talking about, when you die, you will know. Let's talk about something else, like the funny things that are common in life. ”

Fat Jiu'er said: "What is common in life is radish and cabbage, baogu noodles, what is unusual." ”

The chess piece said, "Let me tell you the story of a stupid son-in-law." ”

Everyone clapped their hands together: "Okay!"

"There is a stupid son-in-law who doesn't know table manners, and when he went to his mother-in-law's house for the first time, the matchmaker instructed him to learn from him at noon. The stupid son-in-law agreed. The two of them faced the wine table. The matchmaker hinted, and the silly son-in-law nodded. The food and wine are complete, and the guests of honor are full······ The matchmaker took a bite, put down the chopsticks, and the stupid son-in-law complied. The matchmaker accidentally splashed chili oil on his chest and wiped it with his sleeve. The stupid son-in-law deliberately splashed chili oil on the front of his clothes and wiped it with his sleeves.

The matchmaker thought it was funny, so he picked up the chopsticks, and when he put the vermicelli in his mouth, one hung on his chin, and when he sucked it, the vermicelli entered his mouth. The stupid son-in-law on the opposite side saw it clearly and was about to imitate, when the matchmaker couldn't hold back his laughter, he couldn't help but sneeze, and a naughty vermicelli came out of his nostrils, and the stupid son-in-law was shocked, "Uncle matchmaker, this trick of yours will not be able to be learned in a small life." ’

"Everyone rejoices. The stupid son-in-law picked up a pea and wanted to put it in his mouth, but accidentally, the pea fell on the table, and he didn't clip it a few times, so the stupid son-in-law put down his chopsticks and picked up the pea with his hand, "I don't believe it, you can still sneak into the butt hole", and put it in his mouth. ”

"Compare your mouth to an asshole!" haha·····"

Everyone could not close their mouths for a long time.

The joke is not very high, it is that everyone wants to laugh, find a laugh, any reason, will make everyone laugh.

The reason is clear:

——The grave of the owner of the old village was picked, and the yellow rats were poured into the torrential rain, and Qi Xingqi fell ill!

At this moment, Qi Hengxing was sleeping on the bed and was receiving Lang Zhong's pulse.

Lang Zhong is past middle age, dark and thin, wearing a loose plain clothes, thin lips and a big mouth, a goatee, and a skinny face covered with experienced wrinkles, so that when he speaks, those wrinkles will change with the tone and speed of speech.

So, everyone present had their eyes on his face.

Lang Zhong withdrew his hand, took out a square cloth from his sleeve, wiped his fingers, and put the cloth into the sleeve, without opening his mouth, the wrinkles on his face moved first.

The fever of the owner of the village has subsided, and the pulse is normal, but the congestion caused by the concentration of qi in the chest has not yet been resolved, and there are symptoms of palpitations, spleen deficiency, and lung fever. ”

Qi walked by the bedside, and stood his two younger brothers, his eldest wife, the birdman Qi Nuda and Dou Ya'er.

Lang Zhong prescribed medicine, gave a few instructions, and left after collecting the money.

Qi Hengxing turned his head and was surprised to find that Dou Ya'er was actually standing behind the third brother silently.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he was angry, "Ya'er, come here, let me take a look." ”

Dou Yaer's timid past.

Qi Hengxing stretched out his hand with great effort, wanting to pull Dou Ya'er's hand.

Seeing that his uncle wanted to pull his hand, Dou Ya'er, who was still crossing his hands in front of his abdomen, couldn't help but put his two hands behind his back at the same time.

Is it unwilling, is it afraid, or is it disgusting?

Even she couldn't tell.

"Ya'er, I originally arranged for your juniors to come to see me in two days, why did you come today?"

Dou Ya'er shook her head and said, "I don't know why." It's just a rush to think about it. I didn't look at my uncle, and I panicked. ”

Qi Hengxing's eyes moistened, and then, a tear hung in the corner of his eye.

The wife hurriedly went to wipe it.

Qi Hengxing said: "No need. Let it evaporate on its own. ”

The birdman didn't know why, and said: "This sister is very strong, and if she is not allowed to come in, she will mess around, and her sister is used to it." ”

"How do you speak?" Qi Hengxing said unhappily, "Daddy likes Ya'er's unreasonable temperament, this is the orthodox bloodline of our Qi family." He turned his face and said to Dou Ya'er: "Ya'er, how is your mother doing?"

"It's still the same, for a while. ”

"Be kind to your mother. It's not easy for her!"

When I mentioned my mother's illness, I naturally remembered my father. He died a terrible death! Uncle did not think about the existence and future of my mother and me.

Thinking about it like this, Dou Ya'er can't wait to kill her uncle now!

However, even she herself couldn't explain clearly, why couldn't she restrain herself when Qi Hengxing was seriously ill, regardless of the obstacles, and urgently came to visit?

Dou Ya'er came with the idea of just looking at it, obviously, it had been too long.

"Uncle, aunt, you are here, Xiao Ya'er said goodbye first. ”

After Dou Ya'er left, the birdman made a detailed report to Qi Hengxing about the restoration of the grave.

As soon as he mentioned his father's grave, Qi Hengxing burst into tears, "I'm sorry for my father, I'm sorry for my ancestors! Moreover, in addition to being hostile to us, the gravedigger must also be a veteran grave robber. It is better to kill a few by mistake than to let go of the enemy! You might as well send people out at night, and at the same time step on the spot, you can also walk around the place where there are ancient tombs, and if you bump into them, you will be caught, and those who resist will be killed on the spot. ”

In addition, Qi Hengxing also arranged many things, and the second, third and birdman agreed one by one.

An unimaginable catastrophe of property and life is about to begin.

After the second and third children left, the maid Yuxia came with a decoction.

Mrs. took the medicine bowl and left Yuxia.

Qi Hengxing coughed dryly, vomited blood again, drank a few mouthfuls of medicinal soup, and when his wife fed it again, he refused.

"This medicine is so fishy, I want to vomit as soon as I take it in my mouth. ”

Knowing her husband's temper, the wife put down the bowl, did not feed it again, picked up a few dirty clothes and left.

Calling the birdman to sit down, Qi Hengxing said, "Nuda, I've been drinking medicine for a few days, I don't think it's working." I'm vomiting blood again this time, I'm afraid it's not a good sign. In case I make a mistake, you say, who has the power to take over the stockade?"

The birdman Qi Nuda thought for a moment and said, "Father, you must first be confident that you will be able to overcome the disease! As for the future, no matter who takes over the village, the child has no opinion. ”

"In my opinion, you should come back. ”

"No, you can't. The birdman Qi Nuda stood up and said, "Zhuge is this thing, with a human face and a beast's heart, and is cunning." If I hadn't been watching by his side, I would have already made a meritorious contribution to our village. ”

"That's right. The county government is very important, and the strength of the political circles is also very important, you have to find a way to make the officials bigger, only in this way, the internal and external echoes, can our foundation be more solid. This Zhuge also knows his personality, he is a smiling tiger who loves money as much as his life, otherwise, how could he destroy the door and occupy the Zhou family's house for him? We are under his nose, and we can't stare at it without a powerful point. Then you say, who is more suitable to sit in this seat?"

Qi Nuda thought for a while and said, "My son thinks that Yueda's younger brother is the most suitable?"

"Qi Yue? Oh, no. He's too young to see blood yet. ”

"As long as the father agrees, the son can be cultivated. ”

Qi Hengxing coughed for a while and said, "To be in charge of the Qi family's village, you don't need to have much advanced knowledge, what you need is ruthlessness and the ability to deal with the government. Stick to this pattern, take a few more younger brothers down the mountain, and make a decision in the actual battle. ”

"The child obeyed. Once I've chosen my target, I'll take them to the fight. ”

I don't know which one is going to be unlucky enough to be used as a human target.

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In the school, Mr. came up with the essay proposition of "My Ideal", and the brothers and sisters of the Qi family were taking turns to read it, and Mr. commented on it.

Because Qi Yue's writing is good, it is often arranged at the end as a finale and commented in detail.

“······ I don't be grass because the weak life can't stand the trampling, and I don't be a stone next to the road because it has no foundation for life. I want to be a full moon to drive away the darkness of the world with a silver ideal, I want to be a golden sun to give upward light to all things, I want to be a mountain, I want to be the sea······

"Only when you become stronger and bigger, can you give the world great love and great feelings. It is difficult for me to become a Buddha, and I am incapable of universalizing sentient beings, and I cannot be the savior of the world, so that the people of the world can be kept away from poverty and suffering······ However, I have a heart, a heart of great love, regard the world as nepotism, and take the peaceful development of the world as my own responsibility. ”

An essay can only represent a person's literary style and knowledge and understanding of the topic, and cannot fully represent the true will and behavior of the writer.

After Qi Yue finished reading, all the brothers and sisters clapped their hands in unison and praised, "Good!

The gentleman did not immediately affirm the review as before.

Mr. thinks that although Qi Yue's article sounds majestic and bright, it feels a little flashy. After a cursory comment, a break was announced.

"And me, sir. Dou Ya'er, who was sitting in the back row, stood up and said.

How could this naughty girl stay in the school today? For half a day of class, Mr. didn't even see her.

The gentleman smiled and said, "Good! Welcome Dou Ya'er to read her article." ”

With sparse applause, the school was in an uproar.

Qi Yue cast a mocking glance.

Dou Yaer said: "I don't have the talent of Brother Yue, nor the humor of Yida and Wanda's mind, but I have my own ideals, small but lofty - I want my mother's life to be better, and my father's spirit in heaven to rest forever!"

With that, Dou Ya'er sat down.

Mr. said, "Dou Ya'er, now please read the article." ”

"Mr. Hui, my article is finished. "Dou Ya'er is serious.

"It's over?" said Mr. Baffled.

Everyone laughed.

Dou Ya'er thought she was laughing at her.

Mr. believes that the students are making noise about themselves.

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