Text Chapter 69: The Little Monk Brings Trouble
When encountering a situation, Dou Ya'er has always been the first to strike, and Zhou Mengyuan is no exception at this time.
Without waiting for a reaction, Zhou Mengyuan had already been inexplicably put down.
Seeing this, the old monster covered his mouth and left with a snicker.
As if infected by Sister Huang Xing, Zhou Mengyuan also pretended to be very painful, "Ouch! Mom, Mengyuan may not see you anymore······"
The aftermath of anger has not subsided. First, he stood there and waited, and when Zhou Mengyuan got up and continued to hit, seeing that his expression was extremely painful, Dou Ya'er couldn't tell whether it was true or false. I didn't seem to strike, I just jumped up and kicked in the chest, how could I hold my head and cry out in pain?
Zhou Mengyuan also realized it, and hurriedly covered his chest while rolling, "Master, come and save Mengyuan, the ruthless little bud hurt me with internal strength." ”
The old monster had already returned to the house and could not be heard.
Zhou Mengyuan was rolling around and peeking, and saw that Dou Ya'er's expression was uncertain, and he deliberately stood up and fell down, imitating the appearance of a person falling to the ground when he was about to die, lying on the ground and not retracting his limbs and not screaming pain.
Dou Ya'er was in a hurry, knelt on one knee, turned Zhou Mengyuan's face and pinched people.
Zhou Mengyuan was so painful that he almost didn't "come back to life". This guy, with long nails, was originally used to pinch me.
"Brother Yuan, Brother Yuan, wake up! Xiao Ya'er is playing with you. There was no sign of awakening, Dou Ya'er cried in fright, and said loudly to the old monster, "Old monster, come and help! Brother Yuan is unconscious." ”
The old monster of Qiao Shan also hesitated, it seemed that the foot didn't exert much force, why was he unconscious?
Rushed over and squatted down to take a look, and saw that Zhou Mengyuan's face was normal, and suddenly realized, and thought about it, "Xiao Ya'er, go to the house and get wine and fire sickle." ”
Dou Ya'er ran over.
"Hehe, hey, worthy of an old monster apprentice. Pretend to be a little longer and teach a hard lesson. ”
"Master, it's important to go to Famen Temple to consecrate the relics. ”
Without waiting for unanimous opinions, Dou Yaer has arrived.
The old monster took the gourd, and Zhengse said to Dou Ya'er: "Go quickly, find a handful of straw." ”
Dou Ya'er was stunned, "What kind of straw? Xiao Ya'er hasn't heard of it." ”
"Straw! Between the words, the old monster Qiao Shan and Zhou Mengyuan both wanted to laugh, and even the old monster himself didn't think that he would suddenly make up a handful of straw and say something bad. The words were out and could not be taken back, and the old monster stammered speechlessly.
Zhou Mengyuan hurriedly said weakly: "Quick! Xiao Ya'er, take the straw to save me." ”
Dou Ya'er cried and stomped her feet, "What kind of straw? What does it look like?
The old monster shrunk his neck and scratched his head in embarrassment.
Zhou Mengyuan said: "There is no straw, and wheat straw can also be used." ”
The old monster hurriedly rounded the field: "Yes, yes, yes! Save the wheat straw! Promote blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis, and treat chest tightness and shortness of breath." ”
Dou Ya'er was about to go crazy, "I know the wheat straw." Do you want to be green or do it?"
"I think you're deliberately procrastinating. In the late autumn season, where is the green wheat straw? If you don't go, the old monster goes. ”
"You are not allowed to go!" Dou Ya'er said and ran towards the stable.
The two men sneered. There is self-deprecation, there is pride, and there is understanding. Zhou Mengyuan actually laughed out of tears.
Hehe! There is no rice grown in the north, and of course Dou Yaer has never seen it.
Dou Ya'er was anxious, worried that the lack of wheat straw would be useless, jumped on the trough, and just grabbed a handful of the roof, then fell down and fell on all fours, lying on the horse manure that had not been cleaned.
Will be counted. The old monster has already figured out how to do it.
"Master, it's uncomfortable to lie on the ground. ”
"Shut up. Here it comes. ”
After taking the wheat straw, the old monster took a sip of wine, reluctantly swallowed a small half, sprayed the rest, lit it, held it in his hand, and read words in his mouth.
Dou Ya'er watched carefully, desperately hoping that Zhou Mengyuan would be safe and sound.
Seeing that Zhou Mengyuan was "awake", Dou Ya'er happily stepped forward to help.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Mengyuan's hand that touched the horse manure stinked, and he hurriedly got up and retreated like a sword: "Don't touch me!" ”
The old monster saw that there were still traces of horse manure on his back, and he couldn't help laughing, "Haha! Xiao Ya'er is so well-behaved, she cleaned the horse pen for the old monster." ”
Dou Ya'er, who had just stopped crying, was so ashamed that she cried again, tears flowing. This time, it was even more sad than crying Zhou Mengyuan.
When he subconsciously wiped his tears, he wiped his hand on his face, and staggered straight to the old monster's house in anger, dropping a shoe on the way and not picking it up.
"Master, isn't this okay? I'm going to coax you. Zhou Mengyuan felt a little guilty.
"It may have fallen off the manger while taking the straw. It's okay. It will be fine in a while. You don't know her personality yet?"
Dou Ya'er was frenzied, and turned over on the old monster's messy bed, which was a frenzy, rubbing the old monster's mattress and quilt all smelled of horse manure.
"Make you laugh, laugh at you, make you laugh, stink, you can't sleep, and you have nightmares every night. ”
Zhou Mengyuan still couldn't bear it, picked up the shoes and sent them.
"Little bud, you..."
Dou Ya'er stopped and sat up hurriedly, "Brother Yuan, are you okay?"
Dou Ya'er, who was angry and felt a little more comfortable, cried again.
The shoulder has always been a comfort and support for girls when they are injured, and Zhou Mengyuan hurriedly lent it.
Just lent it to his shoulder, Zhou Mengyuan's arm was straight.
Dou Ya'er pounded with a burst of raindrops, and at the same time, anger and shyness spilled out from her small fist.
"What should I do? I didn't bring any more clothes today. ”
"It doesn't matter. Aren't you already in bed?"
"You lied to me. ”
Zhou Mengyuan deliberately wiped a handful of horse manure on Dou Ya'er's back, and held it in front of his nose and sneered, "There is no smell at all." I don't believe you. ”
Dou Ya'er lowered her head with teary eyes, she didn't know that she had been changed, one sniff, no smell, two sniffs, no smell, and three sniffs, it was the fragrance of Zhou Mengyuan's hands.
Tears burst into laughter.
"Didn't you say that you would go to Famen Temple with the old monster? I'm going there too. ”
Zhou Mengyuan blinked a few times, "Okay." That's right, my master and I will mow the grass, you quickly wash off the dirt on your back, wring it out, and blow the wind on the horse's back. Also, take out the master's futon to dry, and beware of being criticized. ”
"Hey!" Dou Ya'er happily agreed, and suddenly the rainstorm turned clear.
The old monster of Qiao Shan cleaned the horse ring and found that the manger was trampled down, and said from afar: "Xiao Ya'er, you have to step on the manger if you kick Meng Yuan unconscious, if your feet are itchy, you can simply chop it off." ”
Dou Ya'er said while putting on her shoes: "Old monster, if you call me again, I will even kick you." Little Bud has recently innovated a black-footed magic skill that specializes in kicking all kinds of people who make me angry. He turned his face and smiled softly at Zhou Mengyuan, "Hehe, Brother Yuan, I didn't say anything about you, it was Xiao Ya'er who offended you." ”
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On the road.
On horseback, Zhou Mengyuan always felt that there was a smell of horse manure in that wetland, stretched his neck to sniff, Dou Ya'er just felt that the place was so damp that it was uncomfortable to touch it with his hands, and his nails scratched Zhou Mengyuan's chin.
Rise. Thank you that the hand was not strong, otherwise, the jaw would have bled out. Originally, the scratches on her face were disfiguring enough, and if she were a girl, she would never go out of the house. suddenly remembered that Huang Xingjie also had a few scratches on her face, because she had childhood memories, she felt much kinder, and some concern and pity arose in her heart.
Dou Ya'er's heart was sweet, and it was naturally a good thing that Zhou Mengyuan's face was so close.
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The Daxiong Treasure Hall is impossible to go, because there is a mana enchantment of the Buddha Buddha, and the Zen master of the Buddha is strictly guarded, lest the light cannot be opened, but the knuckles will be ruined.
The best thing to do is to find the little monk with squinting eyes first and ask him to help figure it out.
Although the broom did not stop, the little monk's eyes were slipping around, and when Zhou Mengyuan found out, he had already seen it, but he didn't dare to take the initiative to come.
"Amitabha!
"Hello little master! It's still the last time, I want to ask you to help find a high monk to open the light. ”
The little monk was tired, and when he yawned, he slapped his palm on his mouth, "Wow, wow", and stretched his whole body to relax his lazy waist before he was not in a hurry and said, "The donor is a kind person." Hey. The last reward I was given has already paid off all my foreign debts. Amitabha!"
Old Monster Qiao Shan and Dou Ya'er watched from afar.
"Old monster, so far Xiao Ya'er doesn't know what to do. ”
"If you don't know, you will never know. The insistence on knowing what should not be known will add to the nameless troubles. You're all doing it for horseback riding and sightseeing. ”
Zhou Mengyuan understood the meaning of the little monk, and immediately took out the copper coin and gave it to him.
took the money and flipped it in the palm of his hand, probably a little too little but didn't say it.
"Please come with me. We went to the Thousand Buddha Pavilion to find Master Leji, he is very knowledgeable and cultivated, often gives people light, and there is not much money. ”
The two then left.
The Thousand Buddha Pavilion is not big, located on the east side of the real body pagoda, and the statue of the Buddha is shining with golden light.
After entering the three-foot almsgiving box, on the left side of the incense case, there is a fat monk who is more than half a hundred years old with his eyes closed, with a mediocre appearance, only the three big black moles that grow evenly on the forehead will be remembered forever at a glance.
He kowtowed to the charity, and the little monk had already told him about his intentions.
Master Leji's very strong eye opened half of it, and he said slowly, "Got it." What knuckles? Take it out and look at it. ”
Zhou Mengyuan approached, and before he took out all his collars, "Smack!" Master Leji got up like a fire, and the two of them just now widened his eyes and said loudly: "Stop! Filthy things, take them back quickly! Please stay away from the donor immediately, be sure to leave the temple! Otherwise, my Buddha is majestic, and even the donor will be punished together." ”
Zhou Mengyuan was shocked when he was on guard, and the listless Leji master was shocked when he took the case, and he was shocked when he spoke quickly and loudly, and he was even more shocked when he "punished the donor together".
Hurriedly put back the knuckles, did not dare to ask, did not dare to linger, turned around and fled, as if there was a tiger inside.
From the Thousand Buddha Pavilion, Master Leji roared, "Bold little sin, kneel down for my Buddha!"
"Master Kaig! Forgive the disciple for his ignorance, and he will never dare to do it again. ”
Seeing that there was trouble, Zhou Mengyuan beckoned to Qiao Shan's old monster and Dou Ya'er from a distance, and left first.
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The more mysterious it is, the more Zhou Mengyuan and Qiao Shan's old monster want to resurrect it. After exchanging opinions, he planned to prepare his luggage and set off three days later, and went straight to Mount Emei to find the head of the sect, Shui Huo Zhenren.
Dou Ya'er insisted on going, but the old monster refused because of the long distance and the limited physical strength of the big green horse.
No more to say, Dou Yaer has her own ideas in her heart.
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