Chapter 202: Sparring

"Scissors ~ Rock ~ Paper......! Luhua, don't drink it, this game doesn't count, it's really a fluke for my little brother...... It's not good to drink so much, you have to take care of yourself!"

The little fat man had a big pie face and tried to squeeze out a flattering smile. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Even this reluctant smile was more ugly than crying in Xie Yu's eyes.

"Chirp...... "Lu Hua Bird is full of frustration on the bird's face, first glared at the humble and flattering little fat man, raised his head and screamed twice, and then stretched out a small wing, patted his chest proudly, made a look of willingness to gamble and lose, in the little fat man's crying and laughing eyes, grabbed the wine bottle and poured a big mouthful, the small mouth chirped twice, but he was not discouraged, and once again stretched out his claws at the little fat.

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"Coming back? Oh...... That...... Well, scissors ~ rock ~ paper! No, no, no, I did come out of cloth just now, I didn't cheat, oops......" The little fat man jumped up with a scream this time, covering his hot and painful head and belly.

If the expression on the little fat man's face just now was more ugly than crying, then according to this standard, this time it should not be so ugly, because this little fat man is aggrieved and flattened his mouth at the moment, as if he is really about to cry.

Lu Hua changed her previous depressed appearance, held her little head high, looked triumphant, and glanced at Xiao Fat with disdain in the posture of a victor, and then turned her head to look at Xie Yu and the wooden knight who were watching the excitement next to her, and shouted twice as if she were showing off.

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In Xie Yu's opinion, this bird with all five poisons is really hateful to the extreme.

Little Bird whimsically came up with the genius idea of guessing the fist with four toes in his claws, and inexplicably chose Fat as his opponent, and then Fat Boy was completely saddened.

In the little fat man's resentful and angry eyes, and Lu Hua's eager and angry eyes, Xie Yu and the wooden knight glanced at each other, and invariably chose to obey the latter, giving up the boring plan to save the little chubby from fire and water.

Because, in the face of the multiple-choice question of offending Chubby and offending Luhua, as long as a person is not stupid, he will know how to do it......

For the two of them who are not righteous, the little fat man is angry, and he has not tried to fight back, he has also tried to draw Luhua's attention to the other two unrighteous people.

It's just that in front of Xie Yu and the wooden knight, the little fat man's explanations of "the little mage is smarter than me, and he is good ......at playing boxing" and "that wood is durable, and he never shouts pain ...... when he is beaten" seems very pale and powerless.

Moreover, only let the two of them push back with a fluttering word.

Xie Yu snorted: "Who said I'm smarter than you?

The Wooden Knight praised sincerely: "Alas, you can go toe-to-toe with Shrek, we don't dare to ......."

So, when the little fat man began to draw his fist tremblingly with the tragic mood of going to the execution ground, Xie Yu and the others knew that it should not be so boring next.

With the two's understanding of the shamelessness of this bird, Luhua's next performance did not disappoint the two who were waiting to watch the excitement with their arms on the side.

Due to Luhua's congenital physiological defects, the little fat man can only take the most rudimentary drinking order with Luhua, such as "rock-paper-scissors", and the rule is that whoever loses drinks.

Moreover, this kind of drinking order has nothing to do with whether Satoshi is smart or not, but neither of them is cheating, and if they punch at the same time, winning or losing mainly depends on luck.

The little fat man had already mastered the small skill that the stone could directly change the gesture to scissors or paper at the critical moment, but after being recognized by Lu Hua, and then being severely electrocuted a few times, he gave him a hundred guts, and this timid guy would not dare to play this little trick on Lu Hua again.

In a fair, just and open atmosphere, one person and one bird started this seemingly fair guessing competition.

And after the little fat man's plan to divert the bird's attention failed, he had already made up his mind - since the water of calamity cannot be diverted eastward, then, let the water go!

I don't understand why this bird chose to be its sparring partner, and I don't dare to anger this grumpy bird, so I can only lead it to the path of making it happy.

The little fat man had a plan in his heart, and his confidence seemed to be sufficient, and while flattering and smiling at Luhua, he was secretly ready to release the water.

However, contrary to expectations, Lu Hua just started to learn the interesting game of guessing boxing, and under the effect of freshness, she didn't notice at first that the fat man deliberately made half a beat slower the first few times.

Watching the little fat man drink in frustration after losing his fist, Lu Hua was even more excited, squinting at the little yellow eyes and "chirping" while laughing and jumping.

But then, the little fat man, who got a little carried away due to the success of the water release plan, accidentally revealed a flaw, and was seen through by the shrewd bird at a glance.

Because, although this fat man's face was full of frustration, there was actually a smile in his eyes, and that smile looked so obscene and cunning.

Lu Hua was puzzled, tilted her head and recalled the details of the previous few guesses, and found that this fat man was a little slower than herself every time she punched, and she couldn't help but immediately get angry.

Luhua felt that she was being played by this hateful fat man in front of her.

And under the anger of Lu Hua, the tragedy of the little fat man came.

I saw that the little fat man was complacent about his cleverness, but unexpectedly, with a crisp birdsong from the reed flowers, a finger-thick lightning bolt appeared out of thin air and came straight to his head.

The little fat man couldn't dodge, and was immediately electrocuted, and suddenly his hair stood on end, his face was scorched, and he stood in place, looking at Luhua in surprise with a pair of white eyes.

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Subsequently, Luhua modified the rules, and if it loses, it will naturally just drink, but if the little fat man loses, in addition to drinking, he will also accept his own lightning punishment.

Chubby suddenly complained bitterly, secretly hating himself for lifting a stone and hitting his own feet, and secretly blaming himself for being too smart, Lu Hua is so shrewd and cunning, that kind of little trick to change gestures can be used once or twice once in a while, even if it can be worn in the end, but it won't be seen through by this guy so quickly, right?!

Under the lightning threat of Luhua, Chubby no longer dared to make any mistakes, but tried to make a flattering smile while playing this happy and novel game with this shrewd and irascible bird like a defeated rooster.

And as long as the guessing fist is lost, or Lu Hua has the slightest dissatisfaction, he will immediately attract a finger-thick lightning to fall on him.

The little fat man played in agony, screaming from time to time, and for more than an hour, he could not remember how many times he had been electrocuted.

Because later, as the bird's guessing skills became more and more proficient, seven or eight out of ten times he lost, not to mention drinking, it was unbearable, and it was accompanied by physical pain.

Also, the most shameless thing about the bird is that this guy is obviously addicted to electric people, has violent tendencies, and there are a few times in the middle when he obviously wins, and he just wants to breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, but he is caught off guard by a lightning bolt coming straight to his head......

Moreover, in the memory of the little fatty, two hours ago, the team had already crossed the mountain and began to continue to go downhill, probably due to the reason of leaving the top of the mountain, the temperature around it had increased a little, and the mountain wind was no longer so raging, plus he was jumping and jumping with electricity while drinking this night, and the little fat man felt less cold.

And when the little girl unexpectedly accepted the invitation of the little mage and came to find a drink, the little fat man's physical strength seemed to have finally been exhausted, and he casually said a few words to Xie Yu haha, and leaned on the side of the wooden knight who was already asleep, and fell asleep.

Lu Hua guessed for half a night, as if he was finally a little interested, when the little fat man and his face were almost invisible, he finally magnanimously bypassed this poor fat sparring partner, flew to the bare pointed horned ice antelope skeleton with only a head left, and then lay down casually on all fours, and slept first without any image of a divine beast.

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