"I'm really Chang'e, why don't you believe me, no one in Heavenly Court has ever dared to doubt my identity as the Guanghan Fairy, how dare you?"

"People are really not bucket waists, people are willow small thin waists, and besides, people's eyes are not small, and they are not big cake faces, how can you believe in people?"

"You shameless guy, which immortal are you, you have the ability to make a video with me, see if this fairy doesn't dazzle your dog eyes. ”

These are all Chang'e thought that there was no one around and talked to herself, otherwise she would not be so unreserved, women, people before and after are definitely two faces, Guanghan Fairy is no exception, from the heart is still extremely confident in her beauty, otherwise she would not be so arrogant in front of the immortals.

"Hmph, it's quite narcissistic," Shi Fan snorted coldly, and typed a line of words casually, "I'm not an immortal, I'm just a mortal, yes, my name is Shi Fan, an ordinary mortal, but I'm a mortal who just doesn't bother to pay attention to your snake spirit disease, bucket waist." ”

"Smack!" Shi Fan closed his phone.

"......" At this moment, Sister Chang'e has an urge to find a grave and cry, she really wants to reason with Shi Fan, how can I be a big cake face bucket waist, even if I don't hesitate to quarrel with him regardless of the beauty's reserve, but the other party doesn't give her a chance at all, so that Sister Chang'e has a feeling that she can't use the strength and hits the cotton.

"Well, mortal, he just said that he was a mortal? If it is a mortal, how can a mortal talk to me? How can I not find out his whereabouts, which immortal is teasing me and angry with my sister. ”

Fairy Guanghan pinched her pink onion fingers and pulled all the immortals in the heavenly court one by one, but except for Marshal Tianpeng, no immortal family would have such a motive.

But it was too late for Canopy to worship herself, and she didn't believe that Canopy would speak to her in such a tone.

She suddenly thought of her friend Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, and wanted to complain to her, Yang Chan's mana is deeper than Chang'e, and there is a Baolian lamp, if she is invited to come and set up an ambush outside the Guanghan Palace, maybe she can catch the one who killed a thousand knives.

Just do it.

Chang'e hit the Xuanguang Realm, but she didn't contact Yang Chan when she ran out of mana, and the Xuanguang Mirror also had a distance limit, which exceeded her mana capacity, so she couldn't be contacted.

"This little hoof is going to Huashan Dojo again, just don't fall in love with a mortal like her mother, otherwise it will be another tragedy!"

Chang'e fucked her useless heart for her best friend, and she didn't have much time and twisted her round little buttocks, and sat on the jade steps angrily, waiting for that guy to appear again, so as to justify herself, even Chang'e herself didn't realize that she had always been lonely and self-appreciative, and her life had become full unconsciously.

At this time, Shi Fan had already finished breakfast and rushed to school, the house he rented was not too far from Zhonghai University, and it was only half an hour's walk through the streets and alleys, which was very close to the metropolis where traffic jams for an hour at every turn.

It's just that before he walked to the school, a few figures flashed across the alley, and there was a girl with a heavy fat powder in the middle, who was a bit of a beautiful girl, and it was Yao Zhu who hooked him up to the room yesterday.

"Shi Fan, you are so bold, dare to touch your aunt and grandmother, see that your aunt and grandmother don't repair it today, you can't take care of yourself for the rest of your life. Obviously, Yao Zhu came to avenge the revenge of being touched yesterday, and waved his hand, "Call me, I'll carry it if something happens." ”

The two students from the school taekwondo gym immediately smirked and pounced on Shi Fan.

Although Shi Fan lives in a family, because he was excluded by his family, he did not learn any formal martial arts, he only learned some basic skills of standing on piles and splitting legs, and his learning was not solid, and he was not an opponent of two people at all.

Adhering to the principle that heroes don't suffer immediate losses, Shi Fan turned around and wanted to withdraw from the other end of the alley, but found that two more boys came over with a sly smile behind him.

It's over, the retreat is blocked, and there is no way to escape.

"Shi Fan, you run, you run again, dare to touch this girl, see how your aunt concocts you. Yao Zhu followed behind the two, and was not in a hurry, and slowly gathered towards Shi Fan.

In the past, where would these people dare to do anything to him, but now that he has become an outcast of the family, even these guys who respect him very much don't take him seriously.

"Run, can't run away, fight, can't beat, what should I do?" Shi Fan's mind was racing, but he couldn't think of a way to break the game, seeing a few people getting closer and closer, Shi Fan's mind suddenly had a flash of inspiration, he suddenly remembered Sister Chang'e, if she was really Chang'e, just pass on a few magic techniques to herself, and it wouldn't be easy to clean up a few ruffian students.

Shi Fan also knew that it was unrealistic, but he was helpless now, even if he gave himself a dream to get out of the predicament, he could delay the meeting, right?

"Hey!" Shi Fan suddenly waved his hand, "I'll say a few, can we wait a while, I'll send a text message to the teacher to ask for leave, okay, you know that today's first session is the guest of the royal sister, her power is famous, you definitely don't know how long this toss is, it's always bad to be late, what do you say." ”

"Haha!" A few ruffian students seemed to have heard the funniest thing in the whole world, and had never heard of asking for leave to be beaten, but they seemed to have regarded Shi Fan as a turtle in an urn, so they simply added some fun to see how he played.

"Okay, you send it, see how long the royal sister can give you leave, haha, damn, I really want to know what the royal sister's expression will be when she knows that you ask for leave and get beaten. A boy laughed arrogantly, and several other people were also giggling, and they all took the initiative to signal Shi Fan to send a text message quickly, and send a text message to the royal sister, it was not to find destruction, and they would already gloat without beating them.

The royal sister's name is Bing Ruolian, because she is very strong, has a strict personality, and belongs to mature women, so both boys and girls privately call her the royal sister.

"Okay, I'll send it. Shi Fan immediately took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat and clicked on Chang'e's avatar.

"Who are you there? Don't you say that you are Chang'e, now the opportunity to prove yourself has come, I am in a little trouble now, you now pass on a few magic techniques to me, let me see your true ability, if I can survive this catastrophe, it means that you are indeed an immortal, I will believe that you are Chang'e, and I will never care if you call it bucket waist in the future, I promise!"

Shi Fan typed a few lines casually, and then pressed the send button with his fingers. He shook his head after sending it, Nima, brother is starting to daydream again, hey, let's delay it for a while.

"Shang Xian?" The anxious Guanghan Fairy who was waiting stood up suddenly, "Let me pass on a few magic techniques to you to justify your name?"

Chang'e pouted, how is it possible, you have slandered for so long and still want me to pass on spells to you, don't dream. All immortals have some housekeeping skills, even the Guanghan Fairy, who is famous for her dance, is no exception, for example, dazzling dance steps are her housekeeping skills, once she casts it like wind and electricity, the general immortal family with higher mana than her can't catch up, otherwise Marshal Tianpeng in Journey to the West will not chase Chang'e from Yaochi to Guanghan Palace.

...... (Friends who like this book, don't forget to add it to the bookshelf collection and ask everyone for recommendation votes)