Chapter 200: Side Effects of Bad Luck
It's just that although the atmosphere at the wine party is noisy and warm, the mountain breeze on the autumn night is already slightly chilly, and it is a towering place near the top of the mountain, even if this mountain peak does not have a snow line, but a few humans who have been thinly dressed since entering the Warcraft Mountain Range are even more difficult to resist the faint cold in the cold mountain wind. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Moreover, although the back of the brindled sword mantis was stable and wide, it was unobstructed, and as it got closer and closer to the top of the mountain, the mountain wind seemed to become more and more unscrupulous, whistling wantonly, ignoring the thin clothes on the human beings and the bodies that trembled from time to time.
"Grandma's...... What the hell is this place, how can it be so cold?! Such a strong wind, almost freezing to death......" The little fat man poured a sip of wine, rubbed his hands together again, slapped his body a few times, and cursed the cold of the mountain wind indignantly in his mouth.
The little fat man put his hands back to his mouth and kept snorting hot, but after a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he remembered something, slapped his face, and turned his round head to the little mage:
"I said little Harrow...... You must still have clothes in that ring, right?!take it out...... There are clothes not to wear, you ...... Don't you all feel cold?!"
"Don't you think, what's the matter?, are you cold?!"
Xie Yu didn't answer Chubby's question, but first couldn't help but shiver all over, and then pouted at Sha Luo with disdain, and then blinked his eyes twice, looking up and down at this fat man who was shaking like a leaf in the wind, with a somewhat suspicious expression:
"Although, huh...... It's a little cold, but you don't have to be so ...... It's an exaggeration, and it's ...... You are a dead fat man, according to common sense, you should be the most frost-resistant among all of us, fat people are afraid of heat and cold...... With your fat body, how cold does it have to be to freeze through?!Oh...... By the way, besides, you used to drink that kind of stimulant to strengthen your body, but how could you be so cold......?!
Xie Yu muttered suspiciously, his eyes kept blinking, and suddenly he patted his head, and his frowning brows immediately relaxed, as if he thought of another extremely reasonable possibility:
"Oh...... Could this be another side effect of that stimulant? similar to when a woman is confined...... Can't get cold water, can't blow cold wind......? It's nonsense! It's nothing to go crazy if you drink too much, and it's okay to strictly control the dosage, but if you use it up once, it's equivalent to a woman doing a confinement ...... This...... How can that work?!How can a big man touch anything cold, just like a woman...... That's not enough to lose faces!damn it...... Well, forget that flat-chested one, I'm afraid I won't take care of the master, I have to find that chick when I have time, let her inquire in detail, in case when fighting the dragon, one accidentally fills himself too much, and then there will be an unlucky aunt like those troublesome women, then ...... Damn, then you can directly wipe your neck and commit suicide...... There's no need to bother the dragon to do it!"
"......" The two knights looked at each other.
"Well, but ......" Xie Yu scratched his head, and after a pause, he ignored the confused eyes of the other two drinking friends, and began to mutter:
"However, this stimulant makes people start to weaken after going crazy, and if it is time to sleep, then it is not possible to kill yourself, well...... Only when you wake up, find out about this humiliating thing, and then immediately isolate yourself from the people, well, it seems that this is the only way...... When the time comes, I have to tell Shrek's idiot in advance, in this case, you must not be shy and linger, and you must immediately commit suicide with great grief and indignation, so as to maintain the dignity of a man......"
"Hey, what the hell are you muttering?!What confinement...... What kind of man's dignity? And what aunt does it seem to have to do with it?!What's wrong with your aunt?!...... What the hell are you muttering?!"
The two knights looked at the little mage there in a daze, muttering strangely in their mouths, although a little vague, but they still vaguely heard a few words, and for this little mage's mouth from time to time a few strange words that they didn't understand, the two of them were a little used to seeing each other along the way, but this time this guy looked sad and angry, and clenched his fists tightly from time to time, as if he was struggling fiercely in his heart, the two looked at each other suspiciously, but the little fat man who was still anxious couldn't help but ask.
"Oh...... It's nothing! Confinement...... It is a technical term within our magician industry, which is a kind of female magician after a lot of energy is expended...... Well, a way to replenish physical strength and magic power, the effect is okay, it's just a little more troublesome, and it's ...... Only for the Witches!As for ...... Well, Auntie's question...... Forget it, you are lonely and unheard, and you don't usually read, and you won't understand what you say!"
Xie Yu touched his nose and said a few nonsense words casually, and then felt that he couldn't make it up anymore, so he made a cold face, waved his hand impatiently, and interrupted the little fat man's questioning.
"Oh...... Sounds a little esoteric!"
The little fat man sighed in his mouth, touched his chin again, and after thinking for a while, he raised his head:
"But I haven't figured it out...... Our family, uh no...... We Miss Nicole also have magicians at home, and I've never heard them talk about confinement as a way to restore mana? It only works for female magicians, huh...... When I go back, I can ask them when I have time......"
"Hey, the magic ocean is vast, and there's so much you haven't heard of...... Moreover, those magicians in your family will definitely not know such esoteric magic!" Xie Yu pursed his lips with a disdainful expression.
"I understand the vastness of magic, and I understand the profundity, but ...... The magicians in Miss Nicole's house will bring out any magician, and they will all be higher than you...... You all know how could they not know?!"
“...... Damn!"
Xie Yu squinted his eyes and looked at the fat man in front of him with a big pie face full of desire for knowledge, and couldn't help but feel a little funny:
"Why are you asking so much?!I'll ask you one more thing-"Curiosity kills the cat", do you know?!"
"Uh...... I don't know, what does curiosity have to do with cats?!How can it kill you?!"
"That's right...... If you can understand this, alas...... That young man really has to immediately 'see the fellow with tears in his eyes', and then he will have a big hug with you in tears......"
"Hmm...... What do you mean?!" Sharo's eyes rolled twice, looking confused.
"What do you care what it means?!Love means whatever it means......" Xie Yu was amused by this curious baby, and laughed and said: "Don't be there, there is a chance to pluck you...... Come on, come on, sit down and drink!"
"Oh...... It's okay, I'll talk about it when I have time, but you're not very old, and you really know a lot of weird things...... Hey, hey, huh, why did you just change the subject! What about clothes? I want clothes to wear! I ...... cold."
"I don't have any clothes anymore, didn't you and Shrek trick me into the only two of them......"
"No clothes? How is it possible? You...... You don't bring a few more changes of clothes when you go out?!"
"Damn! Are you embarrassed to say?! You don't know how the master came out? I was pitted out by the master of your family! Or would the master be alive and well enough to go to the dragon to commit suicide? ! How can I have time to bring a change of clothes?!" The little mage said this, and his face was indignant again.
"Hmm...... Forget it, then drink a bar! Drinking can also keep out the cold......" The little fat man looked depressed, hugged his shoulders and shivered a few times, and slapped the round body for a while, and the fat up and down his body trembled like waves, and then seemed to feel warmer, so he sat down, picked up the wine jug that he had just drunk half-drunk, and was about to continue pouring it into his mouth.
"Alas...... This is an unfortunate side effect! I must pull the little girl to ask ......."
"Hmm? What are you muttering again......
"Nothing...... Come on, do it......"
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