Chapter 90: No more
No one will believe it.
No one dared to believe it!
"Ahem...... It's a very creative idea......"
After a long while, Song Zhu was the first to come back to his senses, seeing that the atmosphere was strange, he hurriedly started a round, and while speaking, he looked at Ling You: "But Brother Ling, although the family teacher didn't say that only one gift is allowed, but his old man's meaning is definitely not to imitate others, even if there is more than one gift, at least, there should be something of his own...... It's not appropriate for you to write that. ”
Although he felt that Ling You was obviously talking to himself—and he was "all of the above", and he was not afraid of bragging and flashing his waist—Song Zhu was very well-cultivated, and he still reminded him on the surface.
Even if Ling You really wanted "all of the above", he didn't have any "things that he proposed", but it didn't fit the old man's mind.
This can be regarded as the "subtext" in the rules of the old man.
Others don't know, but Song Zhu, the eldest disciple who has served him for many years, naturally knows it clearly.
"Huh? And that's it? uh...... Isn't that right, my "Flying Cloud Waterfall Map" doesn't count?"
Ling You heard the song and knew the meaning of the strings, and immediately frowned and asked.
"Flying Cloud Waterfall Map" is naturally the Three Realms Spirit Painting painted by Ling You in the Immortal Sect before.
"This ......" Hearing this, Song Zhu was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head and said, "I don't suspect Brother Ling, but the family teacher has already ordered that no cash gifts will be accepted for this year's birthday banquet......"
"But there are no waterfalls nearby...... I can't redraw it. Ling You was a little depressed when he heard this-spiritual painting, pay attention to the eyes and heart, for "realistic" paintings, there is no real scene, and the success rate will be affected. However, Ling You's original "transcendence" was only one "Flying Cloud Waterfall Map". If you draw something else, there is no bottom at all.
Even if you can barely draw with the skills you have obtained from "transcendence" before, you can make it like that, let alone achieve the spirit painting of the Three Realms, even if you are hanging in one realm!
Speaking of which, this is also the limitation of the "Rubik's Cube".
"This ...... There's no way around it. ”
For Song Zhu, no matter how witty he was, he couldn't guess that Ling You was a weak chicken except for a spirit painting, and at the moment, he thought that Ling You was the best at that kind of painting......
"Why don't you change Brother Ling?"
"Hey, that's the only way to go......" Ling You waved his hand, "I said that it's not okay to have 'all of the above', but I still have to get some of my own things...... There's something wrong with your rules. ”
As soon as the sound fell, many people in the audience twitched the corners of their mouths - is there a problem with the rules? I don't want to think about it, can you really come to "all of the above"?
Wake up! Song Zhu, although it is said that it is an "unspoken rule", but more, it's not that I'm afraid that you won't be able to do any of it at all, so I specially found a step for you to go down?
As long as you Ling You really made something out of your own hands, then the wild words of "all of the above" can be put aside and pressed down......
What a seasoned round trick this is?
You're a good girl, but you actually look disgusted and don't appreciate it......
What is this called?
At this moment, some geniuses who were good at intrigue, one by one, seemed to have a mirror in their hearts, and at that moment, they all focused on Ling You, silently paying attention to what he was going to do next.
Everyone's idea is also very simple - your cowhide has blown the sky, and the kung fu in your hands should always be revealed, right?
“...... What kind of spiritual painting do you draw? "Gathering of Heroes" or "Joy of Longevity"?"
"Do you know how to use the 'Nine Absolute Strokes'?"
“...... Hmph, I don't believe it, this person can really draw the spirit painting of the Three Realms?"
Many miscellaneous threads spread in everyone's hearts, and when everyone was in the spotlight, Ling You Shi Ran took out a few things from the Sumeru ring......
Click, click, click.
Set up the shelves.
The flame rises!
For just a moment, everyone's eyes trembled, and even Song Zhu couldn't help but speak: "Brother Ling, you are ...... It's not about painting, is it?"
"Of course not, don't you see? I want to bake chicken wings! There is no rule that you can't give roasted chicken wings when you say 'congratulatory gifts', right? But you have to say it first, I'm mainly roasting my own food, I want to give it, you can, but at most, only a pair...... No, one!" Ling You completely ignored the extremely strange gazes around him, took out a bunch of bottles and cans by himself, and then took out the frozen ingredients from the wooden box in front of him, and then skillfully operated them......
While moving his hands, he said casually.
In my heart, there are still hidden whispers.
What kind of old man is this, there are a lot of broken things, and he has to have a "creative idea" of his own......
All right.
Give you a grilled chicken wing.
Couldn't have been more!
"This ...... This ......"
Seeing this strange scene, Rao was so calm that Song Zhu almost couldn't help but squirt!
I thought that Ling You dared to claim that the Three Realms Spirit Painting was made by him, it was inevitable that he had some ability, and he was waiting for him to show his skills, but this guy actually didn't paint at all, and instead roasted chicken wings......
What a twist of gods!
And also...... What the hell are you going to "take one out and give it away"? What the hell is "no more"?
At this moment, the corners of Song Zhu's mouth twitched - when others gave gifts, it was called a trembling, and even a "registration form" was hollowed out to ponder...... But you're good! What you say and do is like child's play!
Are you here for a birthday party, or are you here to cause trouble?
If it weren't for the "golden face" of asking the Immortal Sect, Song Zhu would have even thought of issuing an eviction order!
As if he saw Song Zhu's thoughts, he walked out with his head held high, facing Ling You, and sneered: "I thought that I would see some Danqing wonderful brush, but in the end, it was so simple to eat......! Disappointed!"
The voice is implicitly complacent, but it is the first "registration", pretending to be forced to be blown by the wind of the super!
Originally, he saw that Ling You was unhappy, and before, he was angry with Ling You's wild words of "all of the above", but now that he has the opportunity, of course he wants to come out and mock it.
In addition, he also made another small calculation in his heart......
You must know that the "streamer map" that Wind Blowing Mo wrote on the gold tablet just now has been crushed by other people's "Nine Absolute Streamer Maps", and he can't turn over at all.
So if he wants to "win", he has to find another way!
Now, Ling You roasted chicken wings on the spot, but it gave him a lot of ideas......
"The success or failure of this gift dispute mostly depends on the direct perception of the old man Xinmo...... In that case, I managed to humiliate this guy who dared to make trouble at the birthday banquet, and I will definitely get extra points!"
Although Wind Blowing Mo also knows that by doing so, the probability of his "gift" being chosen is not very high, but it is better than doing nothing!
As long as you have a chance of winning, it's worth fighting!
Thinking like this, the wind blew out of the ranks, and after a cold sneer, he didn't pay attention to Ling You, and went straight to the bamboo box in front of him, took out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and retracted his mind, and put down the pen to draw!
Obviously, this person also knows the routine - on top of other people's birthday banquets, playing some brainless squirting, cursing and other dramas will not play a role in "plus points", on the contrary, it will only cause the disgust of the owner of the birthday banquet and lower his own level...... Therefore, he only sneered, and then there was no more market abuse, but directly started the matter of "gifting", as if Ling You did not exist at all, so vaguely characterized his actions as farce......
It's really a bit of a trick.
The effect is also significant.
At least, Song Zhu, who was angry with Ling You, nodded slightly.
“...... Don't care about anything else, just do it and don't say it...... The wind blows Mo, not bad. ”
Hearing this appreciation, the wind blew with great joy, and the pen walked the dragon and snake, and the mind was condensed, and the painting skills that have been exercised for more than ten years were all brought into play, which was incisive, and the calligraphy and ink were fragrant, and even faintly overshadowed the crispy fragrance of the chicken wings on Ling You's side!
Seeing this, Ling You frowned slightly, glanced at that side lightly, turned around again, and concentrated on roasting the chicken wings, making the aroma stronger.
But it's a pity, the birthday banquet is elegant, in front of the painting road, your vulgar food will naturally be a head shorter, how can you compete with me?"
The wind blew Mo with his head high, and naturally saw the current scene in his heart as the "second competition" between himself and Ling You - for the shame of Yixue's "sea hunting", he went all out, waving the brush up and down, as if flowing water, showing the elegant painting to the fullest, and he actually played an extraordinary level!
Whoosh!
Write brightly!
Draw two realms!
The speed is far faster than the slaughtering wind of the Immortal Sect before.
One is because this person is more skilled, and the other is because "if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools". In figurative words, with the blessing of those mysterious first-time ** things taken out by the old man Xinmo, Wind Blowing Mo has obtained a lot of acceleration buffs.
Looking around the field, but see a burst of bright light, attracting everyone's attention - this is also the characteristic of the "streamer", its content, there is no fixed formula, but each streamer is born, will be accompanied by the streamer flickering, it is beautiful......
At the moment, many people glanced out of the corner of their eyes, but saw that on this "newly baked" streamer map, it was the scene of the birthday banquet in front of them - a group of heroes, talented people talking and laughing, as if there was a heroic spirit circling, but in addition, there was a short figure, nested in a corner, roasting and eating, quite a bit of curled up and isolated despair......
Whoever looks at it, there are stark contrasts, and the praise and disapproval are obvious.
In an instant, some talents couldn't help laughing, and the voices of discussion came and went.
"Haha...... It's really expressive!"
"Huh...... Brother Feng's painting is too much to flatter us...... Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!"
“...... I see, it can't compare to other people's 'Nine Absolute Streamers', so I make a fuss about 'fitting the scene'...... It's worthy of the Black Spring Sect, amazing!"
Listening to the appreciation in his ears, the wind can't help but hold his head high and look proud!
"I won!"
The wind blows Mo very well knowing that although he cannot say that he has "brought the dead back to life" in this "opportunistic shortcut," he is no longer "hopeless"! More importantly, he ...... He's got his revenge! He's slapped in the face!
"Cool!"
The wind blew the smugness in Mo's heart, and he was about to say a few words of sarcasm to Ling You and enjoy the pleasure of the winner, but suddenly, his pupils shrank sharply!
"Ling You, you...... What are you doing!——"