Plans are underway
After everyone withdrew, after the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers, "Hey, Nangong girl, the garland on your head is very beautiful." I don't know who shouted this, causing everyone to stop and watch.
The sun is like broken jade, splashing on her delicate face, casting a shallow shadow, but it can't hide her whiteness, delicate, a pair of eyes like the lake in the forest in the early morning, the water can reflect the summer sky without a trace of impurities.
With a flower crown on his head, he is like a fairy who does not know the fireworks of the world. For a while, everyone was a little stunned, and Hu Tianze looked at the people who were in a daze, and looked at the flower crown that had just been braided in his hand. A bewildered face.
"Hmph, the drunkard doesn't mean to drink, I also have my brother's flower crown, why doesn't anyone praise me" Hu Tianze shook his head helplessly, "Who said no one praised you, I think Tianyi with a flower crown is the best-looking" "It's better to be a brother"
Looking at the demon king who looked at Nangong Xue obsessively, the demon queen was a little jealous and coquettish, "People are prettier than flowers, flowers are more delicate than people, they are so well-behaved, not to mention bringing flowers, but I don't know who made this flower crown, not only that, you have Hu Tianyi." What a big face. ”
"After returning to the demon, it was made up by the grass people. In the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers of Lord Ji, Shicai saw that the flowers stretched for thousands of miles, and couldn't help but pick a few to make three flower crowns and give them to the sister, but he never thought that the sister had become friends with Miss Nangong a few days ago, and on a whim, the sister gave one to Miss Nangong. ”
"If the demon queen doesn't dislike it, the grass people have another one, and I will dedicate it to you. ”
"You are quite good at borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, but why do you call yourself a grass people, oh oh oh~ I remembered, you seem to have made some mistakes a few days ago, you were demoted to an official position, and your memory is poor when you are old. However, today coincides with Ben Hou's birthday, so you won't just give me a flower crown. ”
"The grass people, no officials, no money, and no strengths, have the mercy of the king, followed the two brothers to read for a few years, knew a few words, although not talented, but wrote a poem to the demon queen. ”
"Born to win a hundred flowers, the sun is hidden and the moon is shy to hide. Hurry up to celebrate Qionghua's birthday, and the music is delicate. ”
"The poems are abusive and unorganized. That's it, it's hard for you. You two brothers and sisters stand down. The two brothers and sisters of the "Demon Queen" Hu Tianze were behind the people who retired in the daily scolding.
Next, it's time for the Treasure Offering Conference. Officials at all levels have done their best to offer all kinds of treasures to make the demon queen happy, but no matter what treasures are offered, they are not as amazing as the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers of Lord Ji.
The treasure offering meeting always passed very quickly, and soon came to the highlight of today! The ugly contest is not a civil and military contest.
"Today, it is the birthday of the Demon Queen, and under the leadership of General Nangong, the Demon Clan has won great victories one after another. It can be described as a double happiness. However, for a while, Lone couldn't think of what to give him, and it just so happened that Nangong Po had a daughter, Nangong Xuechang, who was in the prime of life, and was talented and martial. He has a good impression of the three children who are lonely. ”
And Lone's three children all fell in love with him at first sight. On the occasion of the birth of the demon queen, let these children earn a profit, and whoever wins will marry Nangong Xue to him. During the game, it was also used as a fun for the demon queen. I wonder if you three have any objections?"
Hu Tianci was so excited that "Father, can you be serious?" "Bastard, lonely golden-mouthed jade words, how can you fake." ”
"My father was angry, and my sons were excited for a while, and they talked nonsense about their father Wang Haihan, but the three of us brothers compared, what about Wen or Wu?"
"You kid, you can play smart, for the sake of fairness, naturally you are both civil and military. The Father does not take sides. ”
"Then, if my father and I win a game with my second brother, what should I do?"
"That's simpler, if you tie, Nangong Xue will choose a husband. Without further ado, I've got you guys ready in the ring, go up. ”
"It's my father," then, the demon king lowered his voice and whispered to his two sons, "Can the people of the demon clan look at it, they all show some real skills, don't be ashamed of my father." and take this opportunity to humiliate and humiliate the third child"
Hu Tianci and Hu Tianze glanced at each other, and said in unison, "Erchen understands"
It is also here that dozens of projection masters will show what happened in the field in front of everyone one by one.
The show began, the three highnesses stood in the center of the ring head-on, and a referee read out the rules of the game: the first game is a literary fight, a pair, and the three take turns to play a pair. The person being asked has only 10 seconds to consider, and if the time is exceeded, the other team wins. The game begins.
"Second brother, third brother, then the eldest brother is welcome" "The eldest brother said that he laughed, please ask the question." ”
"Listen, my coupling is: ten thoughts, thinking about my wife, thinking about my son, thinking about my parents. As soon as these words came out, he burst into laughter, "Ten thoughts, thinking about his wife and children, thinking about his parents, His Royal Highness only has parents, where do his wives and children miss."
It seems that His Royal Highness has been longing for Miss Nangong for a long time, and he has long wanted to be happy with her, and he wants to marry a wife and have children."
"This kid, the right son is too straightforward. As soon as this couplet came out, even Nangong Xue blushed her cheeks, and her beautiful face was even more beautiful.
Some civilians and people who eat melons also understand the taste and are speechless. Although Shanglian is good, they all know that the second highness's literary style is better than that of the great highness. I want to see what kind of good pair His Royal Highness can make.
Obviously, His Royal Highness did not disappoint everyone. "Big brother, second brother has a link, please listen quietly. Ten thoughts, thinking of his wife, thinking of his son, and thinking of his parents. I'm right, thank you, thank God, thank you. How?"
"Ten thoughts, thinking about his wife, thinking about his son, thinking about his parents. Thank you for your words, thank God for the king. Wonderful, wonderful, the two split words are in line with the situation. It's an absolute for the ages."
However, compared to this eternal absolute, they want to know more, what can the Third Highness, a guy who was not very smart in the past, deal with?
"Third brother, don't be in a hurry and think slowly, this pair is really a little slow, don't worry, you think slowly" "Big brother is right, look at your young age, we'll give you fifteen seconds." How?"
The referee on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted, "Your Highness, this is a blatant change in the rules of the game, and it is a little inappropriate, if you can't do it right, Your Highness, you can even if you lose." ”
"Well, I'm right. It's just that I'm afraid that if I say it, you will laugh at me. ”
"With the eldest brother and the second brother here, who dares to laugh at you for boldly saying it" "Then I said it?" "Let's talk about it"
"Well, the eldest brother's upper link is: ten thoughts, thinking about his wife, thinking about his son, thinking about his parents, and thinking about Mu Mu and thinking about Tian Xiang and wanting to be rich. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience burst into laughter. Mu Mu thought about Tian and wanted to be rich and noble, so that it was really easy to understand, but he didn't expect that the three highnesses of the dignified demon clan would only have such pursuits. ”
"Ideal ambition, such a small family. It's going to be embarrassing. "This kid is kind of interesting, I like it. "Vulgar, vulgar, simply vulgar!"
"Third brother, your pair is really unique. ”
Hu Tianze scratched his head embarrassedly, "I said, I'm afraid you will laugh at me." "Although it doesn't have much momentum, the pattern is much smaller. But it's barely right. Next, it's my turn to ask the question" "Please teach the second brother"
"Don't dare, don't dare, my upper link is: the body is more than Xianyun, and the light of the moon shadow stream is provable" Hu Tianci thought for a while and replied, "The second brother is good at writing, then I have the same heart as the water, and the sound of pine and bamboo is forgotten." ”
Everyone's eyes were once again focused on the rather interesting fox Tianze. At this moment, a sharp gaze pierced his back, and he looked back at Nangong Xue. He nodded his head to show that he understood.
Hu Tianze took a deep breath. The originally cute angry face and cowardly aura instantly converged, "I'm right, sex is like a wild crane, and the pine and banana rain can be pleasant." ”
Both of them were extremely fair, which shocked everyone, and Hu Tianze said loudly, "The two elder brothers have come to my question, I hope the elder brother will not laugh." The third brother said it directly. We're listening. ”
"My uplink is: red sleeves add fragrance, and the light shadow is difficult to condense. Everyone was shocked, they never thought that Hu Tianze, who looked mediocre, could also speak such elegant sentences, in their impression, Hu Tianze was inferior in both martial arts and literary talent. It's a strange day.
However, this is not a problem for Hu Tianxiang, and after thinking about it for a while, he said, "The peach blossoms fade, and the blood stains turn into rouge"
The red sleeves add fragrance, the light shadow is difficult to condense - the peach blossoms fade, and the blood stains turn into rouge. But this is a little difficult for the fox Tianci, and when he was meditating, he inadvertently glanced at Nangong Xue, and for a while, his thoughts were like springs, and he connected to his heart.
Lang said, "The fairy adds color, why do you need heavy makeup." The audience applauded, "Your Majesty, it seems that the three highnesses are talented, and the future is terrifying."
"Yes, it's good, it's right, it's just that the third child who has never been seen on weekdays has made such an elegant couplet, it seems to be deeply hidden" The demon king looked at everyone on the stage, and he was not happy at all.
With a fierce look in his eyes, his fingers lightly tapped the table, the corners of his mouth hooked up with a sneer, and he muttered, "General Nangong, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust." "Looking at his confident appearance, he thinks he has a plan.
"The third brother is really hidden, the eldest brother I am out of a couplet, this couplet is: silkworms make cocoons and cocoons and weave silk to warm the world. As soon as Hu Tianci's voice fell, Hu Tianze hurriedly received "Bamboo into a flute, flute blowing, playing the rhyme of mountains and flowing water." ”
Hu Tianci and Hu Tianxiang were also stunned when they heard this, he barely thought about it and said casually, this kid has been pretending to be garlic with us?
Hu Tianze is brilliantly written, obviously not stumped by this pair, thinking about it for a while, "Wolves are born and heroes write splendid articles to spread all over the world." ”
"Big brother and third brother, I'm going to come up with a question, you pay attention: I am on the link. The small bridge of independence does not flow to the river."
Hu Tianze thought for a while and said, "The dream soul of the lonely hotel once came to his hometown", but this couplet is not difficult for Hu Tianci. But he was shocked by Hu Tianze's performance, and he couldn't think of any good pair for a while. Ten seconds flew by.
Under the gaze of everyone, Hu Tianci stepped down in disappointment. At this time, none of the ministers and everyone applauded, and the scene was silent for a while.
They never expected this kind of result, the third highness, who was timid and cowardly and stupid in the past, performed so well today, and the minister didn't know what to say for a while.
The ministers in the audience are also constantly making their own little calculations. Demon King, Chrysostom Yuyan. You can't change what you say. If the Third Highness wins by luck and gives him a backer, it will inevitably break the balance above the court.
General Nangong's family has a great cause, and the Third Highness has nothing to rely on, even if the Third Highness has no intention of competing for the throne, the people of the Nangong family will force him to earn. This is the last thing the demon king wants to see.
And the two people on the stage also noticed the abnormality around them and looked back at everyone. At this time, the demon king took the opportunity to glance at Hu Tianxiang, and Hu Tianxiang nodded. Lang said, "Big brother is out, you and I will start again"
The referee looked puzzled, according to common sense, this game should be Hu Tianze's upper link, how could he change the rules because of a person's outing?
"What the second brother said is very true, please teach the second brother. "Okay, okay, third brother, you listen to my uplink: In the picture, the dragon doesn't groan and the tiger doesn't roar, and the little civilians are ridiculous and ridiculous."
Indeed, although Hu Tianze's identity is His Royal Highness, he has no officials, no positions, and no money, and he is no different from civilians who make a living by copying books.
Qi Liuhu Tianze smiled slightly and continued: "In the chessboard, the car has no wheels and no horses, and the second brother is on guard."
"The second brother is here, and my uplink is: The delicate shade of the cypress sends the autumn remnants. "I... I congratulate the spring on the soft willow light fragrant tea"
"The ancients didn't have to be gentle and forbearing"
"Those who come after the last should not be lacking in charity"
Fox Tianxiang is fast, but Fox Tianze is right. Although Hu Tianxiang came out with all the scolding and ridicule, Hu Tianze could deal with them all one by one.
The two of them got closer and faster, I don't know how long it took right, "I heard that the second brother spent a lot of money somewhere and built a courtyard and a courtyard, with rolling rivers in front and rolling green hills in the back, which can be described as magnificent." ”
"I heard that the attic was named Wangjiang Tower by the second brother? Then I will take this Wangjiang Tower as the title and make a couplet: Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Jianglou Eternal Age, Jiangliu Eternal Flow. How to"
Hu Tianxiang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and when he came to his senses, most of the time had passed while he was meditating. The referee preemptively announced the result, "The time is up, and the winner of Wenbi is the Third Highness." There was a long silence.
Suddenly, Hu Tianxiang stopped, and Hu Tianze, who was about to go away, asked, "After you came out of this upper link, I never thought of how to deal with this lower link." Do you have a link? ”
Hu Tianze smiled and shook his head, "Please atone for your sins, this is the pair I deliberately used to make things difficult for my second brother, and I myself can't help this couplet and look at Haihan." ”
"Boss, second child, come here" is the father and king" The father and son didn't know what to say. At this time, Hu Tianyi also ran over, "Brother is really amazing." ”
"No, it's your sister who is really good, everything is in her plan. Hopefully, nothing will change. ”
"What plan? Why doesn't Tianyi know?"
Last night, Hu Tianze and Nangong Xue sat opposite each other. "Second brother is quick-witted, do you really think I can beat him?" Nangong Xue smiled slightly and handed over a scroll.
"Wangjianglou, the second brother is so elegant. But soon Hu Tianze couldn't laugh anymore. Hate slapped on the table.
He said sharply: "A mere Wangjiang Tower, it costs so much money, so much money, is Wangjiang Tower a golden pavement, jade as eaves, and pearls as lights?"
"Naturally not, it's just that His Royal Highness took the opportunity to collect money and collect money. Do you want a detailed ledger?"
"Where did you get this stuff from? "What do you think?" "It's me who lost my words, it's me who was confused." Since you want to help me participate in the succession, I must have collected a lot of this type of information. Use these records to shake the position of the two highnesses in the hearts of the ministers"
"Talking to smart people, you really have to worry a lot, remember tomorrow, the first competition is the literary test, first play normally to eliminate His Royal Highness, and then pair with His Royal Highness, the sooner the better. Finally, the matter of Wangjianglou was moved out to distract him for a while. And then the winner is determined by one game."
"As for the second game, both of them are not as good as you, and you will definitely win alone, but after this change, the demon king is likely to let you fight in a group, and at that time, you will be besieged by the two. ”
"The Demon King will never allow you to win two games in a row, take the limelight, and let your children become a stepping stone for you to become famous, so the Demon King will definitely give the two highnesses some magic weapons. And these magic weapons are certainly not defensive
So when the second game starts, you have to finish it all as quickly as possible."
After that, Nangong Xue handed over a pill, "What is this?" "The potential pill can force your potential out, but you will also lose nearly two months of cultivation because of this." ”
"In other words, it's overdrawing my two months of practice and focusing on a single day, right?"
"What do I need to do?" "Quite simply, I ask you to end the game the next second the referee says start. ”
"Brother, what are you thinking about? The game has started again" "Sorry for being distracted" "Hmph, I'm thinking about Sister Xiaoxue again" "How can it be"
"The rules of the second game are very simple, three people fight, and the last person who stays on the stage wins. Three His Highnesses are invited to come to the stage."
Looking at the smug expression on the face of the eldest brother and the second brother, it was obvious that Nangong Xue guessed correctly. Hu Tianze secretly swore in his heart: "Today I will repay the humiliation you have given me on weekdays in every way." ”
"The game begins!" As the referee's words fell, the eldest brother and the second brother attacked Hu Tianze together, but they didn't expect that before anyone arrived, a huge force that had been accumulating for a long time exploded.
In an instant, the rubble flew sideways, and the fire soared into the sky. The wind howled, and the smoke cleared. The original site was blown into a huge pit, and there was a high earth pillar in the center of the pit, and it was Hu Tianze who stood on the soil pillar.
And the referee in the ring, and the two highnesses were knocked out hundreds of meters away by this powerful energy. Hu Tianci was covered with scars, his clothes became tattered, he was lying on the audience in the distance and struggling to get up, but it was in vain, Tianxiang's luck was better, he was rescued by a person in the audience and fell into a coma for a short time, and his life was not in danger.
"Bastard, dare to hurt your two brothers, watch me slaughter you. The demon king dodged and came behind Hu Tianze. Swing your sword and slash to take his life.
Unexpectedly, he was fast, and Nangong Po's movements were faster. I saw that he used two fingers to swing the demon king with all his strength and clamp it steadily
"General Nangong, what do you mean by this, you dare to bully the king?"
"The minister doesn't dare, but there will inevitably be casualties in the fight. The two highnesses of the demon king Hongfu did not hurt the vital point, but only suffered some minor injuries. A few days of rest and recuperation will heal, but according to the agreement, the third highness is the son-in-law of the minister. ”
The demon king smiled lightly and said in a low voice, "I understand, what celebrates the birth of the demon queen, and what wants to find a home for his daughter." What, projecting the whole country to celebrate, all of this seems justified and logical. But these are all set up by a few of you."
"Minister, don't you dare Your Majesty to worry too much" "Don't you dare? Why don't you dare? It's just that you have made a lot of calculations but you have missed the same, and this matter is fatal enough. ”