"Made, stinky bird, Lao Tzu warns you, if you dare to cause trouble in the future, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

Back in the palace, Mo Fanna was angry!

I didn't do anything, and I provoked so many people, basically all of them were harmed by this black crow.

And until now, Mo Fan has not discovered what the origin of this black crow is.

The main point is that this black crow is simply a big stomach!

Colorful Divine Fruit?

Eat!

Eggs of the Holy Beast?

Eat!

......

Who knows, what this guy will eat next time?

The black crow was also full of grievances, and turned his head very dissatisfied, "Malegobi, I don't want to eat it!"

"But there was always a voice in my head that told me to eat it, eat it......"

"Do you think Lao Tzu will believe your nonsense?"

Running the train with his mouth full, Mo Fan also got rid of this guy with the truth.

"Giggles!"

Seeing the black crow and Mo Fan arguing again, Lian Xing suddenly laughed, "You two are really interesting!"

Mo Fan pointed at himself with a wry smile, "Do you think I seem to be funny?" ”

"Giggles, alright. Lian Xing waved his hand, grabbed him affectionately, and said with a smile: "Let's go out quickly, many princes and nobles will come today, and the palace will be very lively!"

"Huh?"

Mo Fan frowned, with a little puzzlement, "Could it be that there is something?"

"Hehe, Dongliu Country is not a country that only advocates martial arts cultivation. In our country, the literati style is also prevalent. ”

"Tonight is the day when the literati come here, and you can see them chanting poetry. ”

Since his wife was so interested, then Mo Fan naturally would not refuse, and immediately nodded.

"Well, I'm going to see what's interesting. ”

"Lao Tzu also goes!"

The black crow fluttered its wings and followed, Mo Fan smiled bitterly, it's better to follow, so as not to cause any trouble again.

At this time, the outside was full of lanterns, and many palace maids walked around.

Some of the royal nobles played in it, pointing at some exotic flowers and plants from time to time.

"Look, it's a couplet, and there are a lot of literati and writers who will show their style. ”

The corners of Mo Fan's mouth curled, and he walked over with the connection, and the black crow on his shoulder commented.

"Damn, I thought I could see some beautiful women when I came out, why are they all ugly girls!

"Shut up!"

"Malegobi, you are now in a hurry, you have a wife and forget your brother. When you and I peeked at other beauties taking a bath, you left all your saliva behind, and you were embarrassed to say me?"

Mo Fan was also speechless for a while, fortunately Lianxing didn't mind, otherwise he would have to hack this black crow to death.

I only saw a handsome man in white clothes on the stage, holding a folding fan in his hand, looking chic and uninhibited.

"This is the champion of Dongliu Country's high school this year, who is rich in learning and has extraordinary cultivation, and his name is Jiang Shuai. ”

Jiang Shuai glanced at the opponent in front of him, the corners of his mouth curled, and he arched his hand and said: "Since this son has come to the stage to challenge, then he also knows the rules." ”

"I'm going to make a link here, and if you can match it, I'll replace you. ”

"Okay!"

The person opposite him is also dressed like this, and he must be not bad at learning.

"Shandong peanuts fall in Dongshan!"

"This ......"

"Wonderful, this couplet is so wonderful!"

Some Confucian elders in the audience immediately began to comment, "This uplink can be read backwards from beginning to end, wonderful!"

"It is worthy of Jiang Shuai's son, this talent is simply amazing!"

"Yes, after all, he is the champion of liberal arts, who dares to disagree?"

That opponent was immediately overstretched, who would have thought that Jiang Shuai would come up with such a difficult couplet.

Mo Fan laughed, and laughed even louder!

"Haha......"

For a while, everyone looked at him, and their faces were even more puzzled.

Jiang Shuai felt a little angry, but he still arched his hand and said: "This son, what is your dissatisfaction with my Shanglian? Why do you want to laugh at the sky?"

"Ahem, nothing, nothing, you continue. ”

"That's not good, it's disrespectful to me to laugh out loud in front of so many people. ”

"If you don't tell me why today, don't blame me for offending!"

Mo Fan shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Since you want to ask, then I will say it directly." ”

"It's very simple, your uplink is so simple!"

It's over, as soon as these words are finished, all the old men are dissatisfied.

"This must be Mo Fan Mo Gongzi, right? I heard that your martial arts cultivation is unparalleled in the world, and we shouldn't have offended. ”

"But today is the day when our literati and writers gather and recite poetry. If you don't understand, I hope you don't make more fallacies!"

"That's right, you're a martial arts powerhouse, and it doesn't have much to do with us, so it's better not to talk nonsense. ”

"That is, this couplet is really wonderful, and I have never seen it in my life. ”

Jiang Shuai also frowned, and said very unhappily: "Okay, since you think it's simple, Master Mo, why don't you come up and come out of the next couplet?"

"Alas, well. ”

Mo Fan jumped directly onto the stage, and Princess Pixing's eyes were full of trust.

Since he said so, then he can definitely succeed!

"Please say the next link. ”

"Tomorrow I will go to the playground and until dawn!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent......

Many women were red-faced and red-eared, and secretly took a sip.

Shameless!

"You ......"

Jiang Shuai was stunned for a moment, this couplet was the same as him, it was very neat, and it was not wrong at all.

"Vulgar!"

Mo Fan smiled indifferently, "What about vulgarity, isn't it neat?"

"Okay, even if you win, then you will be out of the upper link, and I will be out of the lower link. ”

"That's what you said......"

Mo Fan laughed evilly, he wouldn't do anything else, isn't this thing handy?

"East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawnshop!"

"Oh my God, this is a god!"

"That's wonderful, how do you deal with this?"

Those old guys all sighed, they didn't expect Mo Fan to come up with such a delicate couplet.

"This ......"

Jiang Shuai was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, but he didn't know how to deal with it anyway.

"What, I don't know?"

The corners of Mo Fan's mouth curled, "Do you want me to tell you?"

"You say, I don't believe that there can be a link!"

"The South Canal, the North Canal, the North and South Canal lead to the North and the South!"

"Absolutely!"

"This couplet is absolutely amazing!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man was so excited that he almost pounced on Mo Fan.

"East and west correspond to north and south, pawnshops correspond to canals!"

Jiang Shuai was completely convinced, and hurriedly surrendered his hand, "Your Excellency's skills are superior, and you are contemptible to obey! I don't know, Your Excellency's name?"

"Jianghu people send a pear flower to press the begonia's pair of intestines!"

To the sausage?

Everyone is staring wide-eyed, how strong is this person's ability to couplet?