To Xie Yu's surprise, judging from Shrek's babbling tone, this guy doesn't seem to be angry and looking for trouble for himself, but his ugly face is full of panic, and Xiao Huangdou's eyes are also full of confusion and grievances.

"Uh...... What's wrong?What can you do?What's wrong?!" Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, and blinked his eyes pretending to be puzzled.

"I, I, I...... Alas, the eldest brother may have said the wrong thing just now! made your sister-in-law angry......" Shrek ran to Xie Yu's side, looking a little dejected, sat down, and then hugged his head and sighed, looking depressed and remorseful.

"Oh, that's weird, haven't you always had a good relationship...... What's going on?shouldn't it, how could my sister-in-law be so angry again......" Xie Yu immediately decided to pretend to be stupid, and looked at Shrek's clear and innocent eyes, which were as sincere and suspicious as fake.

Immediately, Shrek continued to sigh and finally explain the truth of the matter.

Xie Yu cheered up, pricked up his ears, and listened carefully to the accusation of the rough embryo's grievances, but the more he heard it, the more wonderful and weird Xie Yu's expression became......

Because, what made Xie Yu feel incredible was that there was almost no difference as he had expected before, and Shrek, who didn't know what kind of subtle and euphemistic existence was, strode in front of Nicole like an animal in estrus. Without any foreshadowing and guidance, he just grinned and invited Nicole to take a bath in the water, and volunteered to say that he had washed himself first, so the most important thing after going into the water was to help Nicole rub her back, and then patted his chest to promise Nicole that he would rub hard and rub it responsibly......

Then, Shrek's fiery heart was the expected tragedy, and he was slapped out by the vicious slap of the little girl who immediately became angry.

Although Nicole has used the strength to slap this slap, the momentum of the fan is full of momentum, but with Shrek's strong perverted physique, it is still like tickling, and in the face of the sudden monstrous anger of the goddess, Shrek is still immediately stunned.

Shrek feels that his little heart has been hurt -

"Tell me, boy...... Well, how could your sister-in-law suddenly turn her face? It's hot in the middle of the night, isn't it right to take a shower?! And it's the eldest brother who rubs her back first, in fact, I also thought about it later, if your sister-in-law is too tired, the matter of spending candles in the cave room...... There's no need to be in such a hurry, but before I finished speaking, he actually came up and slapped me, which is ...... I can't figure it out! What the hell is going on? Tell me, what did the eldest brother do wrong......

"Hey...... Hehe!" Seeing the rough embryo muttering intermittently aggrieved, Xie Yu felt that instead of being aroused, he couldn't help but laugh more and more.

"Huh, boy, are you laughing?" Shrek was furious, and immediately jumped up and said viciously.

Xie Yu hurriedly coughed twice to stop the gloating smile on his face, looked at the pair of tightly clenched fists on the opposite side, and waved his hand with a smile: "Hmm...... Don't be angry, big brother, what does little brother mean...... Well, that's right...... Well, oh, yes! yes......"

Xie Yu touched his nose and muttered a few words, and then seemed to quickly find a reasonable explanation: "The younger brother thinks that the eldest brother is not very good at coaxing his sister-in-law to be happy, and he feels a little sorry for the eldest brother, huh...... Yes, that's ......."

“...... Huh?"

Shrek looked at the distressed mage brother in confusion, and the soybean's eyes kept blinking.

"That...... Well, although Sister-in-law Nicole is a goddess, she is first and foremost a woman! All women will occasionally be a little nervous, such as a fixed few days a month or when she is sick and cold, etc...... Of course, I don't need to go into details, huh...... It's too complicated, and the eldest brother may not understand it quickly, what we want to say is that when a woman is neurotic, the way to deal with it, in addition to closing her eyes and ignoring her conscience or simply ignoring it, there is actually a third way, although it is relatively rare, but the effect should be good...... Well, moreover, some women are willing to eat this set of ......"

"It works, you mean...... It worked well to keep Miss Nicole from being angry?!" Shrek's eyes blinked again, and then flashed with a hint of hopeful expectation.

"That's a natural ......" Although Xie Yu's face was a little hesitant, after thinking about it, he immediately held his head high and patted his chest twice.

"Then what are you talking about?! If there is a good way, why don't you say it quickly......"

"This ...... Well, it's actually ...... To put it simply, it is to show your masculine side in front of the woman you love, and there are many ways, such as heroes saving beauty, but the premise must be to save beauty......! For example, when a woman is unreasonable, she is really annoyed...... Well, you might consider slapping her to shut her up...... But little brother, I want to think about it, in this embarrassing situation in front of me, it seems that the latter method should work faster......"

"No, no...... What kind of bad idea did the kid come up with?How can a man beat a woman?!!!

"Of course it's not right for a man to hit a woman...... But women are creatures with very strange thinking, their thinking is always jumping around without logic, and they think about problems from a different angle than we do, huh...... Showing a domineering male aura is said to give them something called 'security', and there are no monsters to fight you here, so you can't save the beauty heroically, so this can sometimes be considered a way to ......"

"No, no, no, no...... You kid has a bad idea, hurry up and think of another way......" Shrek tilted his head seriously and thought for a moment, then waved his big hand, and his head was immediately shaken into a rattle.

"Forget it...... Actually, it's not for you to really fight! It's just to scare and scare her, it's naturally best to be able to pity Xiangxiang and cherish the jade, since you don't want to, forget it, I'm just to let the two of you reconcile as soon as possible...... Or wait until you're done with your neuropathy, and I don't have anything else to do......"

"This ...... Or, alas...... You wait a while!" Seeing that the little mage was about to pull his legs and leave, Shrek was anxious, as if he was a little shaken: "This is what you said...... Hmm, can it really make your sister-in-law angry?"

"I can't guarantee it, it's just a suggestion, or just leave it ...... the same way."

“...... However, if you can degas as soon as possible...... But, how to scare it? I'm afraid that one of them will accidentally break it...... Your sister-in-law's little body, alas...... Still can't do it, this idea is not good......" Shrek scratched his head, his ugly face full of distress and hesitation.

"Who told you to really fight?!I can't move anywhere else, but...... There is no reason to talk about when a woman is nervous, and it doesn't matter if she spanks her once in a while, but you have to control the strength and don't fan her away, otherwise it will be even more troublesome...... Forget it, that's all I have anyway, huh...... I'm still very busy myself, so I won't leave you alone......"

"Hmm...... Alas! Spanking is spanking......" Shrek touched his head, as if he was fighting fiercely with thoughts, and after sighing heavily, he finally slapped his thigh hard, and then pulled his leg and walked towards Nicole.

Of course, before leaving, he didn't forget to threaten Xie Yu viciously: "Boy, I'll listen to you this time, but if you don't use it...... Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, ......"

“...... This rude guy is also a psychopath! Isn't this a plan designed specifically for your image and style...... A doting look is enough to make the girl shine in spring, where do you need to work so hard like you...... Alas, what a pitiful! A man is ugly, and he has already lost half of his life from the starting line......"

Watching Shrek sneer and walk away, Xie Yu touched his nose and smiled bitterly: "Phew! The dog bites Lu Dongbin......"

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