121. Magical tofu
Mrs. Long pointed at Zhang Xiaoxian and said: "Rules are rules, even if you are my master, as long as anyone breaks the rules, what will you do if there is a problem at that time?"
Zhang Xiaoxian felt that Long Tai had found out, and he didn't want to lie to Long Tai in his heart, he had deliberately infiltrated the news in advance.
Because he knows that Long Tai is not an ordinary person, if he can hide Long Tai in Xuanyue Mirror, then his appearance is the biggest ridicule for Zhang Xiaoxian for his lost beautiful youth, he sacrificed his freedom for decades, but what he was waiting for was such an ordinary person.
So Zhang Xiaoxian didn't hide it, he said: "Didn't I tell you that I want to find someone to verify the emotional problem? It just so happened that the subject of the verification came last night, and we had an in-depth understanding. ”
Now that Zhang Xiaoxian has admitted it, it is difficult for Mrs. Long to see through it, he said with a smile: "As soon as you meet, you already have a deep understanding of each other. ”
Mrs. Long deliberately accentuated the obvious tone of the word 'deep'.
Zhang Xiaoxian winked at Long Tai and said, "Yes, it's already deep, what's wrong?"
Zhang Xiaoxian also very ghostly accentuated the word 'deep', even more obvious than Long Tai's, which was the most direct challenge to Long Tai.
The two of them looked at each other with big eyes, as if no one would let anyone, and finally Long Tai blinked his eyes and smiled: "I can finally understand what emotions are." ”
What answered him was Zhang Xiaoxian's heavy closing of the door.
Today, Zhang Xiaoxian's topic of teaching Long Tai is 'the goal of life.' ’
According to Long Tai's self-description of the short life experience that started from the dragon clan, Zhang Xiaoxian told him that it was a life with no goal at all, although Long Tai felt that he had love, and at the same time, his cultivation had reached a certain level in a short period of time.
After Zhang Xiaoxian's analysis, it is not a goal at all, not even a grade, the mountain village husband also knows that when he is older, he needs to marry a wife and have children, and work hard, and Long Tai is not even as good as the mountain village husband, and Long Xiaoyun is only holding it when he takes off his clothes naked, what is that, is that proud of his own determination is not ordinary people?
However, when analyzing this problem, Zhang Xiaoxian couldn't help but secretly ask Long Taidao: "You are young, how did you do that." ”
Long Tai simply replied loudly: "Teacher, there are only you and me in this space of ten million square meters, you don't need to be so cautious, I did it like that, teacher, you shouldn't have done it, is this another proposition about emotion and sex?"
Zhang Xiaoxian immediately waved his hand and said: "Go, go, don't mess around, questions about emotions can only be left for exchanges after class, today's topic is about the goal of life, it's a pity that I didn't leave enough time for you to think about yesterday, so let's do it, we won't take this class for the time being, I still have some personal things to do, and I'll give you a day off today, how about it?"
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Long Tai looked at the time, it was not yet eight o'clock in the morning, and Bai Ze did not return all night last night, could something important happen to the collector?
Mrs. Long didn't wait for Zhang Xiaoxian to speak, closed her eyes and came directly to the side of the collector's shop, only to see a long queue at the door of the tofu shop, and everyone was waiting to buy tofu with utensils in their hands.
What's going on, Long Tai saw that the collector's house was busy, and the tofu was just ready to be made and urged to sell before it had time to cool, what was going on.
In the shop, the Tibetan mastiff was constantly busy, and the old grandmother walked up to him and said, "Mastiff, what's the situation?"
Zangtian Mastiff said: "Mother, I don't know, I made a few drawers of tofu last night, and it became like this after it was sold this morning, you see that there are more and more people queuing up now, and I don't know what to do." ”
The old grandmother walked to the door, and those who usually knew but didn't greet her saw her, bowed deeply and said, "Grandma Zang, you are good, can you sell me a little first." ”
The old grandmother hurriedly returned the salute and said: "Sister-in-law Li, what can I say if you talk like this, you're welcome, it's all from the villagers, don't be so polite." Why are you doing that?"
Sister-in-law Li said: "Grandma Tibet, what is your tofu made of, my little five have been coughing for several years, I ate your inner fat tofu today, I don't know why, this cough is fine, I heard that such a big thing happened in your house last night, it must be blessed by the gods so that nothing happened, is your tofu sticky with fairy energy, so I want to buy some more." ”
A woman on the side also said: "Yes, you see my family's rotten feet, I have been called rotten feet for almost a lifetime, but today I also ate the tofu that Aunt Li said kept saying itchy, but after a while, good meat grew in the pus-bleeding rotten feet, and I also bought some more to save it." ”
Listening to the two of them tell their secrets, those who have eaten the second time and come to buy it are all gossiping.
"My family has a strange disease, has been unconscious, in order to see a doctor spent all his savings, a piece of tofu divided into three meals, this morning after eating tofu, I woke up inexplicably and kept saying that it was the effect of this tofu. ”
"You see these freckles on my face, I couldn't cover them with cosmetics before, but after eating tofu this morning, a lot of them disappeared. ”
Long Tai knew that Bai Ze came back with a holy dragon fruit last night, and he must have used the holy dragon juice to tofu.
He said to the long line: "Everyone line up, don't panic, everyone has a share, but the price has risen." ”
Immediately, someone in the crowd said, "How much has it gone up?"
But many more people say the same thing: "Who are you? The tofu shop is not yours." ”
Long Tai stretched out a finger and said: "It was originally 1 point, but now it is 10 points, and those who don't want to buy will retreat to the side and make way for those who buy." ”
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"Isn't that a robbery? Is it really that good? It's a lie. ”
This is what people said, and it seems that the person who said this was just hearsay about how others were, so he came to buy it with curiosity, and now that the price has risen so much, he scolded and went back.
However, there are quite a lot of such people, accounting for more than half, and the team has been reduced by half all of a sudden.
What Long Tai said just now had been heard by Long Zaiye and them in the house, and the Tibetan Mastiff threw down the work he was doing and rushed out, and hurriedly invited Long Tai into the house.
When the old grandmother saw Mrs. Long, she hurriedly gave a salute, and Long Zaiye saluted Mrs. Long as a disciple, and Mrs. Long hurriedly stopped: "We are brothers, so we don't have to be so polite." ”
Long Tai also pointed to the Tibetan Heavenly Mastiff.
Bai Ze hurriedly jumped into Long Tai's palm, and Long Tai looked at Bai Ze and said, "Did you add the Holy Dragon Juice to the tofu?"
Bai Ze raised his head a little aggrieved, looked at Long Tai pitifully, and begged Long Tai for forgiveness.
Zang Zijin immediately stepped forward and said: "Don't blame Bai Ze, I mixed a little juice into the tofu water, Bai Ze explained to me, so punish me if you want to punish me." ”
Long Tai looked at Zang Zijin's now somewhat breathtaking temperament and said: "I don't want to punish anyone, I know that Bai Ze brought this fruit out, and I have already guessed what she does, but it takes a process, and you can't use your tofu as a panacea all at once, right?"
Bai Ze said in a milky voice: "I have already told the girl to do that, and made a scale, the water for making tofu a day only needs to add one-twentieth of a tear is enough, maybe I failed to estimate." ”
Long Tai cast his eyes on Zijin, who avoided Long Tai's gaze.
Seeing this, the Tibetan Heavenly Mastiff immediately walked up to his daughter and said, "Zijin, have you followed the instructions of the Baize Divine Beast?"
Zang Zijin dodged and said, "I thought that one-twentieth of a tear was not just a matter of dipping the chopsticks on the head? That wouldn't be too little, so I added that much to each drawer." ”
The old grandmother immediately trembled and said, "Oh, my precious granddaughter, alas, why don't you even listen to the words of the divine beast?"
Zangzi Jin burst into tears, how could she not have imagined that this holy dragon fruit would be such a powerful thing.
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