49 I, Fang Wu Wei, Niu Cha 6

And then.. All the guests heard this otherworldly young Taoist priest say in a calm and kind tone:

"Sir, it takes me a month to see a doctor? I'll be fine in less than 20 minutes, so you can wait. Hehe. ”

Hearing Fang Wuwei's words, everyone looked at Fang Wuwei with a confused expression.

You're the fucking kid making me laugh!

It only takes 20 fucking minutes for anyone to see a doctor!

Even if you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, you have to talk about scientific principles!

Enough is enough! Don't fuck it anymore! This cure only takes twenty minutes, you fucking want to destroy the earth!!Bastard!!

"What?only twenty minutes??No way for an old man like that!"

The three medical doctors of the United States all looked at Fang Wuwei with their eyes out of the window.

"Only twenty minutes?!"

Zheng Mingji, who was implicitly sprayed, also looked at Fang Wuwei in confusion, feeling that he was afraid that he was not living in a dream.

"Twenty. . . minutes?"

Xi Linlong, who was still holding his head and eavesdropping, was also stunned, and looked back at Fang Wuwei on the stage in disbelief.

"Twenty minutes?! I'll take this Taoist priest!"

The forced young man slapped his thigh, and the whole person stood up from his seat excitedly, just wanting to see Fang Wuwei on the stage more!

"This little Taoist priest is too daring to say it, right?!"

"Impossible. I don't believe it, it's definitely a lie!"

"I don't believe it. Pretending to be struck by lightning!"

"Let's see, maybe he'll have that kind of ambiguity. ”

"Yes. The art of disambiguation. ”

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After Fang Wuwei said this, everyone, really everyone. Even the security guards who stayed in the hall, even Tang Wei who was standing in the backstage, and even the cleaning aunt, all looked up at Fang Wuwei, who had already walked to Grandma Zheng's side on the stage!

Everyone is thinking in their hearts, this Taoist priest is afraid that his brain is not caught by the door, right? It only takes 20 minutes to see a disease and cure a disease? The ghost will believe it!

"Alas. . . ”

Grandma Zheng, who was sitting on the longevity chair, also sighed silently at this moment, looked at Fang Wuwei, who was already squatting beside her, and said slowly:

"The gossip. You're boasting a little too much. How could I not know my body? I am already old, and this disease is an old disease that has accumulated over time. Don't say it's been a month, as long as it can get better within a year. My old bones are enough. ”

"It's okay, it's okay~"

Pretending to hold Grandma Zheng's pulse in his hand, Fang Wu, who was squatting next to the longevity chair, then raised his head and said with a smile:

"Grandma Zheng, the older the disease, the better~"

What is the Bilu Detox Pill that he and Zheng Hongqin have refined? It is the elixir that washes the marrow and removes the meal!

If you take Bilu Detox Pill to those newborn babies, at most it will make the baby's meridians smooth and healthy. But if you take Dan to the old man, it will expel a bunch of impurities!

What's more, this Bilu Detox Pill is so good, it is guaranteed to alleviate most or even all of the strains accumulated by Grandma Zheng over the years!

So if you want to use this thing to treat diseases, of course, the older the disease, the better, and the more old diseases you accumulate, the better!

"Hmph, the older the better! Do you know that this is the Zheng Mansion, if you don't figure it out today? Don't stay in City A tomorrow!"

Zheng Guoliang, who was standing aside and looking at Fang Wuwei coldly, snorted coldly, and soon threatened. As the chairman of the Zheng Group, he can still make a person completely disappear from City A.

"Guoliang!"

Grandma Zheng, who was sitting on the longevity chair, frowned, turned her head sideways and glared at Zheng Guoliang fiercely. If she hadn't been old, she wouldn't have let go of the Zheng Group to Zheng Guoliang, but she didn't expect it to be a big mistake, and after she had power, she would rebel, and she actually made so many things in front of her!

“。。。。 ”

Shaking his head, Zheng Guoliang didn't say anything more. Just took a few steps back, silently looking at Fang Wuwei, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Grandma Zheng~ What discomfort do you have?"

After pretending to finish taking the pulse, Fang Wuwei asked again pretending to be. is still the same sentence, he doesn't know any medical skills at all, just pretending, and then offering a bullish pill to finish.

"Alas. . . The little wayman. My body is just old.,I can't walk my legs and feet.,I can't breathe.,In fact, I don't know if it's a problem.。。 ”

When Grandma Zheng saw Fang Wuwei's smile, her heart warmed again, and she hurriedly replied with a smile, as comfortable as chatting with a familiar junior.

"Oh~ It turns out that I can't walk on my legs and feet when I'm old, and I can't breathe. ”

Fang Wuwei, who didn't know how to pretend to understand, pretended to shake his head thoughtfully, as if he was really thinking about something.

Damn, what old man doesn't have these more or less faults?!

Maybe it was because he was a little impatient to wait, or maybe he was too excited in his heart, Zheng Hongqin also ran over, squatted beside Fang Wuwei and asked excitedly:

"How is Master Fang, how is Grandma's health, is she going to be able to jump back to the age of eighteen soon?"

Looking at Zheng Hongqin's appearance, he almost regarded Fang Wuwei as a Doraemon. Even if Da Luo Tianxian came over, it would be impossible to turn a seventy-nine-year-old man into an eighteen-year-old!

“。。。。 ”

Glancing at Zheng Hongqin and not speaking, Fang Wuwei continued to pretend to think about the prescription. After all, if he saw a doctor in just a few minutes, wouldn't it seem too shocking?

But he didn't expect that if he was really cured in twenty minutes, it would be shocking!!

Seeing that Fang Wuwei didn't speak, and was still shaking his head over there, Zheng Hongqin couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and said to Grandma Zheng with a smile on his face:

"Grandma, let me tell you, this Master Fang is very powerful! The master I told you several times before is him!"

"Yes. . . That's great. This Taoist speaks well and does things interestingly, and you have to learn more from others in the future. ”

Grandma Zheng also smiled with relief, looking at Zheng Hongqin's smiling appearance at this time, her previous melancholy was mostly gone.

For her, her children and grandchildren naturally have to be happy every day.

"Hmm~. Well... Well~... Hmmm!"

Fang Wuwei, who pretended to be deep, shook and swayed, uttering all kinds of syllables of unknown meaning, causing everyone in the audience to shake with him, waiting for the next with an expectant expression.

It dragged on for a few minutes, and when everyone was about to fall asleep, Fang Wuwei finally felt that the time was almost up.

"Hmm?。。。 It's almost time to donate medicine!"

As soon as he opened his eyes, a ray of light instantly burst out in Fang Wuwei's eyes, and then he stood up suddenly, only to see the hem of his robe fluttering, leaving a domineering figure overflowing with fairy aura in the eyes of everyone!