Even if they are unhappy about this, they can only pinch their noses and admit it, otherwise what else can they do?

......

School, on the second day of school, Lin Zifan began to really be his full-time teacher, huh...... That's right, not only as a full-time teacher, but also as a 'principal', 'class teacher' and all 'subject teachers'......

The first lesson to learn is literacy!

The family members of the important ministers are okay, and they all have the intention of cultivating their own offspring, so most of them will find someone to teach their juniors some knowledge from an early age, at least write their own names and some commonly used words It's no problem.

But the children of ordinary families, there are not one in ten who can read, and many more people can't even write their own names!

In this case, Lin Zifan can only teach them to read first!

Therefore, the course arrangement in the early stage is simple......

In the morning, I will learn Chinese and words, and in the afternoon, I will learn mathematics and other knowledge...... As for physics, biology and chemistry, it's too early to teach!

But...... The basic addition and subtraction of Chinese and mathematics, these courses that seemed so simple to Lin Zifan that they couldn't be simpler, but after the class started, they almost him off!

Language, literacy, no problem......

After writing on the blackboard, Lin Zifan taught the students how to read, and these students also followed along honestly, and when they were taught to write, the students were also honestly writing......

But when half a day has passed, let them write their names......

Well, there are very few people who can write it, and the others are either writing it wrong, or it is written like a chicken paw, and they can't read it at all!

is the descendants of the nine important ministers, and they barely write well, but in addition, only Lin Siyu is left......

This girl is literate, so she can write her name, but this girl's words are also the ugliest one Lin Zifan has ever seen, and there is no one!!

Seeing the 'answers' handed in by the students, Lin Zifan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he couldn't even eat at noon......

"What kind of students did I take with me? The average age is about 10 years old, and they can't write their names after studying for half a day...... I've got a wipe!"

He almost vomited blood, and he almost couldn't help but take out the A and shoot each of the students who wrote wrong......

It was not easy to calm himself down, but the afternoon class made him almost suffer from cerebral thrombosis......

Halfway through the class, Lin Zifan thought that the addition and subtraction within ten he taught, a simple batch, and even he had repeated it countless times, no one would be wrong again, right?

So, he asked, "Who's going to tell me what one minus one is?"

"Teacher, I, I!" raised his little hand as he walked forward...... This is a boy, only since Lin Zifan instilled the idea of equality between men and women in everyone, this kid has been very active, and thinks he is very talented, huh......

"That's you!" Say, how much!" Lin Zifan asked him to answer, and the kid got up instantly: "Teacher, one minus one equals ...... Two!"

"Well, right...... What a ghost!" Lin Zifan glared suddenly, he originally thought that anyone could answer this question, so he was about to say it right, but the other party said that one minus one equals two????

"Recount!" he said speechlessly, "Look at my hand! One finger on the left hand, one finger on the right hand......

He stretched out his index fingers and put them together: "What is the left hand minus the right hand?"

Forward: "......"

I saw that this kid also raised the index fingers of his left and right hands and said: "One finger on the left hand, one finger on the right hand......"

Two fingers side by side: "The left hand minus the right hand equals two, right?"

"I'm ......" Lin Zifan choked speechlessly......

God is right, are you subtracting? What the hell is this adding!!

"Stand back, you say!"

He really didn't know how to explain it, so he could only ask his twin brother to step back and answer......

"Teacher...... I think...... It's equal to two, right?"

"I'm ......"

Lin Zifan's blood spurted out a mouthful of old blood, is this really true? Or is it equal to two? He looked at it in a blink of an eye, and even found that many students were nodding their heads in approval, and he couldn't help but be speechless for a while......

"What kind of students are I going to teach...... Can I really teach these people????

At this moment, he began to have a high degree of doubt about his abilities......

No way, in such a situation, it is difficult not to doubt life!

"You're going to give me a standing lesson!!"

He roared angrily: "Who will tell me that you have a piece of meat at home, but this piece of meat was eaten by you, so how much meat do you still have at home?"

"Nonsense!" Lin Siyu said with a disgusted face: "A piece of meat has been eaten, and there is still meat?"

"So what?How much is one minus one?" Lin Zifan didn't care about Lin Siyu's muttering, and was ready to strike while the iron was hot, so that the students would know how much one minus one was equal to.

"Two!"

Who knows, the students answered in unison......

"I'm ......"

Burst!!!

This time, Lin Zifan really couldn't help it: "Spring, summer, autumn and winter, let me in!"

My lord?

Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter entered the classroom with a blank face......

"Oversee them and read them to me!"

"Just read one minus one equals zero, each person recites it a hundred times, whoever dares to recite it less, read it to me a thousand times!"

Lin Zifan really has no choice but to make a trick!

Don't you know? Don't you remember? I've asked each of you to read it a thousand times, and I wonder if you can still remember it!

At this time, Lin Zifan didn't even think about how to make them really understand and figure out why one equal to zero was one equal, anyway, he instilled it first, so that they knew that one equal to zero would say it!

After a quarter of an hour, the students were reluctant, but they also knew that when they asked how much one minus one was, they would answer zero......

Obviously, this stupid method is still useful!

Lin Zifan was quite relieved, thinking that he had found a solution to the problem, but who knows...... This is just the beginning!

From this day on, for more than a week after that, Lin Zifan's roar would be heard from the Lily of the Valley School from time to time!

His blood pressure rises countless times a day!

It's not because they're not in good health, it's because these students are too ...... Talented!

For a full week, the average of these students is that they can write 180 commonly used Chinese characters, count addition and subtraction within 100, memorize a 99 multiplication table, or something......

Well, I can just memorize and calculate the correct answer, and I don't know why it is this answer!

If compared with four or five-year-old elementary school students, this progress is already fast, but ...... They're 10 years old!!