Chapter 98: That's a unique pretending technique
Speechless!
Truly speechless!
Ling You looked at each other, and really wanted to ask the eldest brother, did you wake up?
A person in the jewelry processing profession suddenly has a half-dime relationship with grilled chicken wings, raising dogs, and women's clothing?
It's not a good match at all!
Don't do this if you want to break through!
"Brother Hu Nai, calm down! Brother Ling just sewed a piece of women's clothing, but he didn't break through with women's clothes...... I know you can't break through for three years, and you're very anxious, but you can't be far-fetched and mess with cause and effect!"
Just as Ling You was slandering, a voice sounded in the crowd, and Ling You was immediately moved-finally there was someone who understood!
However......
Before he could finish thinking about it, the voice sounded again......
"But...... Chicken wing oil droplets are promoted to spirit paintings, and the dog is released into a super-level refining device...... These are all obvious to us, there are causes and effects, and it may not be impossible to give it a try...... I just happened to have encountered a bottleneck in my cultivation, Brother Hu Nai, you and I will encourage you!"
When a sentence fell, Ling You almost squirted out!
it!
I thought someone who understood, why was he still stunned?
I said that I have a unique pretending technique, and you can't learn it in front of you, so why don't you understand it!
And also...... You have encountered a bottleneck in your cultivation, what are you doing at this birthday banquet? Now is the gift exchange session, don't go off topic, okay?
Ling You scolded for a while.
In fact, it's not that this person didn't wake up, but it was really what Ling Youya did just now, which was too subversive of the three views! It's like a master who has been practicing martial arts for decades, and suddenly finds that his penance is not as good as a teenager's casual learning, that, of course, will make him doubt his previous path......
At that time, no matter how ridiculous the other party's path is, it will be made up by the brain with all kinds of reasonable explanations, and then, eager to learn.
After all, the facts are the most favorable testimony.
It's just that in Ling You's opinion, this scene is really ridiculous......
"Ahem...... Everyone, don't make trouble, Brother Hu Nai, don't pestle, since there is a bottleneck, let's do it, anyway, we don't need to ...... the materials here."
As soon as the sentence fell, the corners of Song Zhu's mouth twitched violently, although he would never care about those materials, but when he heard Ling You's words, his heart was still weird...... What's the matter? Co-author, I'm here to provide you with material for pretending?
Shaking his head with a wry smile, he was about to say something, but over there, he had already started to move-Ling You didn't do it twice, to be precise, it should have been after a glance, he surpassed the other party's so-called "polishing" skill "+1", and then, first, he did it with a real knife! In front of the "ironclad evidence", he easily counted out the "one, two, three, four, five", all kinds of defects, and all kinds of improvements...... Every sentence is to the point, straight to the core, only to hear the other party constantly nodding, full of admiration!
After a while, he had a feeling in his heart and retreated happily, and Ling You also took this opportunity to offer another gift.
What's even better is that as soon as this case came out, those geniuses around him didn't hesitate anymore and hurriedly rushed up!
"Brother Ling, please give me some advice......
"Please don't hesitate to give me advice!
"I'll come first!"
"Phew, I was standing here just now, and I was one step away from letting Hu Nai take the lead!"
"Huh...... It's a shame that you still claim to be geniuses, what kind of words are you fighting like this? Shame on you! Brother Ling, I'll come first!"
The noise was so loud and noisy that Ling You could only put up a straight face and ask to line up and line up neatly, which made it a little more orderly......
Seeing this scene, Song Zhuzhen, who was in charge of all this, really had a feeling that the world was spinning.
But this can't be blamed for his gaffe, but this birthday banquet is really so bizarre - first Ling You wrote "all of the above", one genius after another refused to accept the challenge, and then Ling You abused the three of them, one genius after another abstained like a snake and scorpion, and finally it became such a swarm in front of him, scrambling to ask for guidance......
If it is reversed, reversed, reversed, and reversed......
Is this a birthday party or a merry-go-round?
Song Zhu shook his head and smiled bitterly, but an irrepressible thought came to his mind - I am the one who presided over this "gift" link, and just now, I also helped the animal once...... In that case, can I also ask for advice?
I think it can!
Well, Song Zhu has also fallen.
......
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A few hours later.
In a verdant bamboo forest, the sound of clattering and falling children kept sounding, but I saw several old men pointing around a stone chessboard. Two of them sat down to play a game, you came and went, and the killing was not wonderful! Every time a son fell, it was as if a thousand pounds had fallen, and the stone plate creaked. And the several old men around him also had a deep breath and full of true yuan, all of which were not comparable to ordinary cultivators.
In addition, the old man sitting on the right is the old man who is pictured in white, with eyebrows like ink, and a temperament like the abyss of the sea, is the protagonist of this birthday banquet - the old man Xinmo.
"Old friend, you're defeated. ”
The old man on the other side shook his head and sighed: "I lost again, but I still can't win against you...... But it doesn't matter, the Tianjiao cultivated by Senior Brother Heiquan is by no means inferior to your disciple!"
"Haha...... If you lose the game, you say this, old friend, you are so thick-skinned!" The old man shook his head and smiled, didn't care about the other party's words, waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's play chess here...... Over there, it's almost over. ”
When this voice fell, all the seniors in the audience showed solemn expressions, and one of them couldn't help asking: "Old friend, what kind of fame are you doing?"
"Yes, how can you hold such a birthday banquet ......"
"Yes, yes, you have to make it clear!"
"You have to be serious! Don't you say it, invite us here, and go to great lengths to isolate the transmission to play chess with you?"
Those who came here with identities are not weak, and a few people have a good relationship with the old man Xinmo, and I can hear the old man Xinmo mention the birthday banquet "over there...... Of course, they couldn't help but ask a few questions.
"Huh...... The time has not yet come, and you must not say. ”
The old man shook his head and said.
"You...... Okay, then I'll change the question - I just saw a golden monument moved in from outside, and I think it has something to do with your so-called 'gift'...... But why don't you just let people move out without looking?"
"Yes, what exactly is the golden tablet, this should be explained, right?"
Hearing this, the old man smiled: "There is nothing on that golden tablet, it's just a 'catalog'...... It's full of calculations when you think about it, how nice is it?"
"Catalogue? Hmm...... I see, old friend, you really set a trap!"
In an instant, as soon as the people in the field came to their senses, they accused the old man Xinmo of being unkind, and actually dug this kind of pit for their disciples!
"The older you get, the weirder you are, you can be considered to be sure. ”
One person couldn't help but speak out, which resonated with everyone.
Truly...... The "exam questions" that I carefully designed consumed many brain cells from others, but in the end, I didn't even look at it...... Such upside-down behavior, I am afraid that only this "head of the five elders" can do it.
Hearing the accusation, the old man Xinmo was not annoyed at all, but laughed, stroked his beard and said: "The old man just wants those juniors who think they have figured out the old man's thoughts to have a good understanding...... In this world, the person who can guess the old man's mind has not yet been born!"
"You're an old man. ”
"Old weirdo!"
"It's just you, so keen on playing juniors!"
Everyone shook their heads.
"This batch of Tianjiao has a promising future, wouldn't it be a pity not to take advantage of this time to tease?"
The old man has his crooked reasoning.
As soon as the sentence came out, it immediately attracted a burst of accusations from everyone, but the accusations were blamed, and everyone did not lose confidence because of this - after all, what they brought this time were all elites and geniuses!
What if the calculation fails?
Strength is everything!
Just when the group of elders were making noise and teasing, suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside, which attracted everyone's eyes to light up!
"It's coming!"
Sure enough, with the old man Xinmo raising his hand, the ban here was opened and closed first. It didn't take long for a disciple under his command to lead a few small servants to the venue with many "gifts" after packing.
For a while, the crowd was in the spotlight.
When the package was opened, the first thing that caught my eye was a painting......
"Three Realms Painting?Streamer?Haha! Can't be wrong, this must be done by my nephew Feng Mo!"
At just a glance, the old man who had played against the old man Xinmo before was smiling, brushing his beard, and smiling with satisfaction.