When Fang Wuwei was thinking about his identity in his heart, this "Lao Tzu TMD Cultivation Cultivation Explosion!" suddenly threw out a strange and explosive question, which made Fang Wuwei fall into contemplation and entanglement for a moment!

When Fang Wuwei thought about it like this, he struggled for a whole week! It was not until today that Fang Wuwei calmed down and decided to answer this buyer.

And the problem of "Lao Tzu's TMD cultivation and cultivation explosion" is a strange problem that is extremely in line with the characteristics of his name!

"Shopkeeper, do you sell a kind of exercise here that can make Lao Tzu explode! Lao Tzu TMD wants to explode like fireworks when he flies to the immortals, ending Lao Tzu's perfect and gorgeous life!"

Just when Fang Wuwei was completely shocked by the great and glorious ideals of this primary school student, this primary school student suddenly threw out a cruel sentence:

"If the shopkeeper doesn't give Lao Tzu a satisfactory answer, Lao Tzu will definitely buy your exercises, and then keep giving bad reviews!"

"Huh?!Bad review?!"

The moment he saw the word "bad review", Fang Wuwei was completely demented! His perfect online store with 100% praise couldn't just be planted in the hands of this elementary school student!

So.. Fang Wuwei meditated so hard that he delayed his recovery for a whole week. But.. Finally.. Today is the time to learn about this fate!

Thinking of all this, Fang Wuwei patted his cheek vigorously, and looked at the requirements of "Lao Tzu TMD Cultivation Cultivation Explosion" with all his attention, and thought of the most suitable exercises in his mind!

That's right! Fang Wuwei was thinking in his mind!

In fact, almost all of Fang Wuwei's exercises were memorized in his mind!

As for why he had exercises in his mind, it had to start with Fang Wuwei's two-year-old memory.

At that time, Fang Wuwei was still young, and his father was still around.

However, in order to save time, to make a long story short, in short, since he was a child, Wu Wei was forced by his father who was "crazy addicted" to cultivating the truth to memorize all kinds of exercise cheats.

And the strange thing is that the more Fang Wu memorizes the exercises, the more his mind knows the secrets of the exercises, and even the exercises that he has not memorized will continue to emerge from the depths of his mind from time to time. Although they are all memory fragments, all these exercises add up, which is enough for Fang Wu to sell the exercises for ten years!

And whenever Fang Wuwei decided to come up with a new exercise, he would look for it from the memory in his head. After slightly revising the mantras, he would print them out in a book and sell them online or to passers-by.

As for why he changed the mantra of the exercises, this is another story about the past, so I won't mention it now.

"Hmm... A technique that explodes when ascending.。。 ”

Fang Wuwei, who kept clasping his nose and sitting in front of the computer with Erlang's legs crossed, muttered about the requirements of that strange elementary school student buyer.

Although he has all kinds of strange exercises in his mind, such as the exercise cheats that can make others explode, or the exercises cheats that the dantian will explode as long as he gathers true qi. However, Fang Wuwei didn't practice the technique of soaring explosion after thinking about it!

After all.. Now that they have survived the catastrophe and are ready to fly into outer space, why do they have to explode like fireworks in the middle of the way?!

"Hmm... Otherwise, just give him a copy of the exercises, and then ask him to go to the United States to fly up? Maybe he was blown up by a missile as soon as he flew up. ”

Fang Wuwei muttered to himself, but quickly rejected the idea. What if this buyer wants to pay for his own air ticket? How can he, the owner of an online store who is still poor for the time being, send him to the United States? Not to mention that he should not be able to practice his own exercises and ascend to heaven on the spot.

"Knock knock knock. ”

His fingers kept tapping on the old computer desk, and Fang Wuwei didn't find a suitable exercise in his mind after thinking about it.

Time passed minute by minute, in the quiet room, Fang Wuwei, who kept shaking his legs, flashed one picture after another in his mind, he thought of every word he said, and thought of all the requirements of "Lao Tzu TMD Xiuzhen Xiu Bang!"

A series of clues were like dense and complicated ropes, intertwined and interspersed in Fang Wuwei's brain. Countless exercises in the depths of his memory jumped and emerged in the sea of his consciousness.

One by one, the incomparably mysterious method recipes, one by one exquisite and mysterious exercise secrets, were woven into a gorgeous cloth exuding golden light in Fang Wuwei's brain, just like the Taoist robe with gold flowers in the fairy world, and also like the golden robe on Tang Seng's body!

As time flowed faster and faster, all the exercises in Fang Wuwei's mind also flowed faster and faster! His originally calm and unwavering sea of knowledge gradually surged! It was like a monstrous wave rushing towards his face, slapping a flat boat in the sea of knowledge into the depths of the sea!

Then in an instant, the one-leaf flat boat carrying Fang Wuwei's consciousness suddenly floated from the tumbling waves! Fang Wuwei, who was standing on the one-leaf flat boat, closed his eyes tightly, let the hurricane hit, let the huge waves roar, let the wind and rain invade, he still stood still!

Fang Wuwei is like a statue of heaven and earth, drifting with the waves between the waves, but maintaining a calm and pure heart!

“！”

Suddenly, Fang Wuwei, who was standing tall in the huge waves, suddenly opened his eyes! His eyes revealed incomparable firmness and self-confidence, and in an instant, a golden light rose from the sea of knowledge, and the monstrous waves in the sea of knowledge were evaporated, suppressed under his own brilliance!

And Fang Wuwei, who was standing on a flat boat, was like a heavenly immortal descending to earth, his eyes were like torches, and he swung his fist towards the sky with all his might, making a fist mark in the sky!

"I know! I know what to answer him!"

In reality, Fang Wuwei, who had been shaking his legs, was shaken suddenly, and his whole body tensed as if he was facing a great enemy! When he was struggling in the sea of consciousness, he had already realized what he should do, and he should answer that "Lao Tzu TMD Cultivation Cultivation Explosion!"

"Bang da"

Both hands were flying on the keyboard, Fang Wuwei's eyes were full of fine light, and the real thoughts that flowed from the bottom of his heart were transmitted to it outside the screen with his hands, with the keyboard, and with the Internet!

All the words he wanted to tell that "Lao Tzu TMD Cultivation Cultivation Explosion!", and his desire to get rid of "bad reviews" reached its peak at this moment!

As the dancing fingers became faster and faster, the sound of the keyboard became more and more rapid! Everything was about to reach its highest peak! The fingers, the sound, suddenly stopped!

"Whew. ”

With a long breath of turbidity, Fang Wuwei looked at the computer screen a little tiredly. He removed his fingers from the keyboard and placed them on top of the mouse, and the previous struggles and struggles disappeared into the smoke and dust of history as if they never existed.

I saw that Fang Wu replied to the second illness of the elementary school student:

"Lao Tzu dear ~ I'm the owner of Xiuzhen big online store ~ I'm sorry to reply to you so late~"

"The owner of this shop thought about it left and right, combined with his own cultivation experience, and decided to highly recommend that you go out and turn right to find Xinhua Bookstore~ Then buy 100 ancient poems for the fifth grade, 1,000 for the 5th grade mathematics, and 1,000 words for the 5th grade English ~ Wait for your grade to increase, and then buy the corresponding exercises~"

"The owner of this store believes that if you follow the guidance of the owner of the store to repair the truth, you will one day repair the truth and explode and live a life as gorgeous as fireworks~ Thank you for your consultation, you will always be welcome in the big online store of Xiuzhen~"

Fang Wuwei looked at the long list of words on the computer screen, his tired eyes showed a look of satisfaction, and the corners of his mouth raised a faint smile, hiding the merit and fame that this world did not know. At this moment, he is no longer called Fang Wuwei, but Lei Wuwei! or Fang Feng!

"Ha, that's probably no problem~"

Fang Wuwei, who had solved one thing in his heart, was in a good mood immediately, and leaned on the back of the tattered chair with satisfaction, his heart full of satisfaction. Who said that you will never be happy without a job? Who said that small online store owners will never be happy? Today, Fang Wuwei wants to refute it!

"Although I haven't received an order yet, it's not bad, let's eat a bowl of instant noodles to fill my stomach first~"

With that indescribable sense of satisfaction in his heart, Fang Wuwei turned off his old computer screen and walked to the small table that was randomly placed in the room.

This small table with pots and pans on the induction cooker is the "kitchen" in the rented house of Fang Wuwei. Although it can't even be called the word "room" here, it is also a sparrow that is small and has everything, and Fang Wuwei has solved countless hunger and thirst in the middle of the night.

"I want you to eat below~ I want you to eat below~ but you fell in love with fried rice~ I had to eat it for myself below~ I ate it for myself below~"

Humming a vulgar tune that he didn't know where he heard it, Fang Wuwei skillfully opened the instant noodles and put them into the pot, and as the noodles and water in the pot boiled, he picked up the egg and beat it in the pot. It can be seen that only people who have cooked instant noodles countless times can have such skill.

"Slip~"

Holding the bowl with egg instant noodles, Fang Wuwei took a big sip of noodles, and the aroma that came to his face and was tired of smelling made Fang Wuwei forget the boredom of life for the time being.

Picking up the bag of instant noodles placed on the side of the pot, Fang Wuwei was trying to see what kind of noodles were so delicious, but he didn't expect to find that this bag of instant noodles had already expired for a long time.

"Oh, is it better to be convenient and delicious after expiration? Slip~"

Just when Fang Wuwei was chewing instant noodles with a confused face ( ̄~ ̄), a rapid ringtone suddenly rang from the Aphone phone!

“？”

Fang Wuwei, who heard the ringtone, was stunned, and hurriedly looked at the mobile phone with instant noodles. I saw a contact person with the words "God Customer" written on it, which was displayed on the phone screen with a ringtone.

"It's him!"

When he saw the name of this contact, Fang Wuwei immediately threw aside the instant noodles in his hand, rushed to the mobile phone at a very fast speed, and then carefully picked up the mobile phone with both hands, as if he was holding some treasure.

"Goo-too-... ”

Swallowing his saliva, Fang Wuwei's hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly, and he put it in his ear and listened carefully to the sound in the mobile phone.

"Hey, is it Master Fang?"

When he heard the familiar young man's voice inside, Fang Wuwei instantly crossed a smile on his face, and then said in a flattering and spineless voice:

"Yes, yes~ The fourth young master of the Zheng family, what are you looking for me~"

Just looking at Fang Wuwei's YD smile that was about to drool, coupled with his almost Y cheap voice, no one could feel his backbone as a human being, but it was like the kind of peddler dog leg who had been favored by people in the market, so obscene that he couldn't do it.

The person on the other end of the phone heard Fang Wuwei's voice, and he paused for a long time, and after a few breaths, he finally spoke.

But the strange thing is that the person who was called the "Fourth Young Master of the Zheng Family" and was treated by Fang Wu as flattering had a trace of pleading and crying in his voice. It was as if he was begging Fang Wu for something, which made people feel that the relationship between the two was a little weird.

Listen, that's what the fourth young master said.