Chapter 143: Can't Go!
"Oh, can you come up with a good solution? ...... rare."
Xie Yu's eyes lit up, a little novel, but more suspicious, because this rough embryo has always relied on a body of tendons and flesh to run rampant, thinking about this kind of thing that requires brains, has always been this guy's weakness, today is the sun hitting the west and coming out?
"What's the best way?!"
Although Robert cherished words like gold as always, and he didn't say a word in the face of Yawen's difficulties just now, he naturally wouldn't refuse the kind of "good way" that Shrek said was fast and effortless, so after blinking twice the dead fish eyes, he asked angrily in the urn next to him. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hmm...... The solution is -- I'll throw you three up one by one, and then I'll climb up myself! hehe...... How about saving time and effort, right?" Shrek cleared his throat, and then winked triumphantly at Xie Yu and the others.
“...... This is the good way you said?!" Xie Yu listened attentively, and then after being stunned for a while, he roared indignantly.
"Boy, what kind of attitude do you have! How hard did it take me to come up with such a great method of putting others before yourself, even if you are not grateful, why do you still look disgusted?!"
Shrek was very dissatisfied with the little mage's questioning, his head began to turn purple under excitement, his eyes widened, and he retorted loudly with a big mouth: "After throwing the three of you up, you will honestly lie on it and enjoy it, but I have to climb up by myself, uncle...... Do you have a conscience that allows the dog to eat it?!
"Uh...... According to what you say, it seems that you have indeed been wronged, but ......"
Xie Yu looked at Ah Shi's ugly face distorted because of anxiety and indignation, and felt a little funny, first wiped the saliva on his face that was splashed by Shrek's emotion, and then frowned and pinched his chin and thought for a while, as if thinking about the feasibility of Shrek's method.
After a while, Xie Yu raised his head, but he nodded in the direction of the largest brindle beetle: "Ah Shi, although this guy is so tall, we believe that with your superior arm strength, you will definitely be able to throw a few of us up, but...... Are you sure you can master the power?!"
“...... What do you mean?!" Shrek blinked twice, looked at the little mage with a solemn face, and then looked at Robert, who nodded with him, and touched his head, a little puzzled.
"That's it...... Well, are you sure you won't get excited and throw us over, and then you'll have to go to great lengths to find us again, like that elf or little fat man named Joseph?!"
Xie Yu didn't want Shrek to amuse, but he did have such worries in his heart, so after thinking for a while, although he felt that it might make this rough embryo unhappy, he still decided to solemnly raise this very critical question.
Although Robert next to him still kept a serious face and didn't say a word, his head was more diligent than just now, and he was obviously worried about this problem.
"You ...... What kind of nonsense are you talking about, kid?!I'm fine, I'm so excited?!......
Shrek looked at the two of them, his eyes immediately widened, obviously unconvinced, and retorted dissatisfiedly, and then rolled his soybean eyes and thought for a while, and muttered again: "Flying the little fat at every turn, it may indeed be that he was accidentally excited at that time...... But that elf is so annoying! Can't blame me, who made him laugh at me......? However, when I was excited, it seemed that my shot was really a little missed, but there was a reason...... Normally, I would never get excited......"
"Whew...... You admit it yourself, right? Can you guarantee that you won't get excited this time...... And then throw us away?!" Xie Yu couldn't help but be happy when he heard Shrek's mouth whispering as if he was justifying.
"This time, there are no demonic beasts chasing us, and there are no annoying elves to disturb me, how can I suddenly get excited?!Am I such a breathless person......" Shrek shook his head twice, and then muttered disdainfully, completely disapproving Xie Yu's worries.
"I don't know if you're so calm, but I believe that if you don't dare to say anything else, as long as your goddess Nicole is waving at you casually, and then shouting and cheering you on, you will immediately rush to your head and forget who you are...... It doesn't matter if Chubby is used to it, but isn't it miserable for me and Robert?!"
Xie Yu looked up at the back of the brindled sword mantis, and saw that Nicole was next to Yawen, and the ugly look on her face like eating flies still did not recede, although she was a little strange in her heart, she couldn't see the situation clearly, and she was not in the mood to pay attention to it, so she turned her head and looked at Shrek again, hugged her arms, and sneered in her mouth.
"Uh...... Well, well, I haven't thought about it yet...... Is Miss Nicole really going to cheer me on......? Hey, great, she's never refueled me yet, hehe......"
Shrek was stunned for a moment when he heard Xie Yu mention his goddess, and then looked up at the charming figure standing on it that fascinated him, and then, the rough eyes began to shine, and the big head that had just returned to its normal black and bright color was instantly covered with purple.
The most hateful thing is that Shrek's rough and ugly face actually showed a trace of inappropriate shyness, and he didn't refute Xie Yu's questioning, just touched the purple shiny head, grinning and smirking.
"Damn! it's over...... This idiot actually became a nymphomaniac in a second! Alas...... You must not put your net worth and life in the hands of this barbarian who has been carried away by unrequited love...... Damn, I wanted to provoke this idiot...... I didn't expect it to be self-defeating!Blame me too, why do I mention the little girl when I'm so good?!" Xie Yu looked at Shrek's performance, was speechless for a moment, and began to shake his head and sigh again and again, and at the same time secretly blamed himself for underestimating the psychological impact of the little girl on Shrek under his carelessness.
Originally, Xie Yu planned to use a radical method to provoke Shrek, and then listen to this rough embryo swear to pat his chest and promise to ensure that "a man, a man, a brother, a brother, a woman is like a dress, and he will not put the safety of his siblings at risk for a beautiful dress" and so on, and then he was ready to let Shrek throw himself up ruthlessly.
After all, Shrek's method, although there is a certain degree of uncertainty and danger due to Shrek's own reasons, if Shrek's proportionate strength can be mastered, it is also a good way to save time and effort.
Moreover, Nicole and the Peace-chested Girl flew up in a dashing manner, and if these people were panting like cattle and climbing up with embarrassment, it would really not be very good-looking!
Xie Yu has always been a good-looking person since he was a child......
But at this moment, seeing the frenzied performance of this rough embryo, where did Xie Yu dare to use him?
In case he is like the unlucky male elf Joseph, who is thrown away by Shrek, with his current strength, in this jungle deep in the sinister Warcraft Mountain Range, he is afraid that self-protection will be a problem.
The most unfortunate thing Xie Yu could think of was that if Shrek, an idiot, was encouraged by his goddess Nicole to have nothing to do, he threw himself in a hurry, and he flew directly into the lair of a powerful demonic beast...... That's interesting, I can't find a place to cry by then......
Isn't that unjustly dead?! Compared with herself, Dou E is a happy life!
Moreover, he is still a road idiot, he has been lost in the elf tribe and can't find the north, in this vast endless Warcraft Mountain Range, Xie Yu firmly believes that when he is alone, it is impossible to even find a way home, let alone have to find a little girl to ask for wages......
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"Alas, I can't go up, I can't go up, I can't go up, I can't go up......, I can't go up, I can't go up, I can't go up, I can'
Xie Yu kept shaking his head, lamenting weakly in his heart, turned his head, and glanced at the wooden knight who happened to be looking, and then the two of them seemed to hear the same voice of each other in each other's firm eyes.
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