67. Unintentionally planted in the willows and willows
Since buying "Teach You to Learn Fortune Telling in Thirty Days" in Fang Wuwei's Xiuzhen online store, many things have happened in Yingqing for more than half a month.
Of course, most of these things are good things.
At this moment, Ying Qing, who was sitting in the office of the hospital director, waiting for the change of position, recalled the night after Fang Wuwei left.
After Fang Wuwei left, Ying Qing kept looking at the hexagram book, and when he saw that his stomach was rumbling, he reluctantly put down the book and prepared to eat.
It was only when he returned to his room to get the money that he realized that the prescription on his desk had been touched!
Sky!
Let's not talk about how embarrassing that prescription is!
The most important thing is that the prescription is actually one of the unsolved prescriptions left by his great-grandfather, who was a physician!
In the family of traditional Chinese medicine, there has always been a strict family motto that is not passed on. Anyone who leaks the family's unfinished prescription must be expelled from the family tree and cannot practice medicine for the rest of his life!
"That's it! that boss won't copy the prescription away, will he?"
There was a sigh in his heart, when Ying Qing held the prescription with a trembling left hand, and was about to call Fang Wuwei to ask for clarification.
He found another scribbled prescription on his desk!
“?!”
At first glance, he saw the nine-spice worm written on the new Dan formula, and Ying Qing was slightly stunned.
"Could it be that the boss copied the prescription and forgot to take it?"
The first thought that popped into Ying Qing's mind was this.
"Huh?"
However, when Ying Qing took a second look at Xin Danfang, he realized that things were not so simple.
I saw that the new Dan prescription was full of dense pharmaceutical processes and medicinal materials! It was even more than half of the words written on my own prescription!!
When he picked up the prescription written by Fang Wu for boredom in surprise, Ying Qing's mobile phone also slipped on the floor.
"The ultimate civilian version of Xiaoyang Dan?!"
When looking at the name at the top of the new Danfang, Ying Qing shouted out in surprise on the spot.
The ultimate civilian version?!What the hell is this?!
WHAT'S XIAOYANG DAN?!ISN'T MY PRESCRIPTION FOR TREATING YANGWEI?!AT LEAST IT SHOULD BE CALLED XIAO VIAGRA?!
However, when Ying Qing looked at the first medicinal material of the new Danfang, the Nine Spice Worm, his face immediately turned black again.
What are live spice worms? Are they living bed bugs? Aren't they afraid of stinky people who make medicine?
Then he looked down again with a dark face, and then saw a sentence remarked by Fang Wuwei on the new Dan Fang:
[It's an idiot to use a seahorse to make a small yang pill, right?
"That boss is just nonsense!"
Angrily threw the new Danfang on the table, and Ying Qing's face was angry.
The seahorse itself has the effect of fixing yang, which is common knowledge in Chinese medicine. The seahorse in the old prescription was personally added by the great-grandfather who was a physician!
And after several generations of Chinese medicine practitioners in the family have tried to make medicine, adding seahorses will indeed make the medicine a little less toxic.
Unexpectedly, the boss actually scolded the great-grandfather of the infant family, and scolded the Chinese medicine practitioners of so many generations of the infant family!
"I'm so angry! I thought the boss was a good person!"
Shaking his head and scolding, Ying Qing picked up his phone and prepared to continue eating. Just before he could leave the room, he stumbled back to his desk.
"Look at how this person who doesn't understand Chinese medicine writes prescriptions, and I can tell it as a joke in the future. ”
Muttered and took the Dan prescription written by Fang Wuwei, and Ying Qing went out of the apartment to eat.
At this moment, he didn't know that he himself was the one who made the big axe in front of Lu Ban's door! He actually laughed at the Dan recipe written by a "modern Dan master" who personally refined the Bilu Detox Body Pill!
While eating, Ying Qing once again took out the new Dan prescription written by Fang Wuwei and looked at it.
While stuffing fried rice into his mouth spoonful by spoonful, he swept Fang Wuwei's new Dan recipe with a glance.
And then..
Over time.
The spoon in Ying Qing's hand had already fallen to the table, and his eyes were already as wide as bull's eyes, staring at the new Danfang in his hand!
With his mouth wide open, he forgot to chew his food, Ying Qing slapped the table violently, grabbed Fang Wuwei's new Dan Fang and ran to the hospital!
He's going to give it a try!
He must try the alchemy method written in this new Dan prescription!
[This prescription obviously looks so strange, why do you always think it works!!]
Rushing to the taxi parked on the side of the road, Ying Qing thought out of breath.
[I don't think it will work.] It's going to work!]
With this unrealistic idea in his heart, Ying Qing rushed to the hospital's traditional Chinese medicine warehouse in a panic, then to the hospital's experimental department, and then to the lawn outside the hospital!
Someone must have been flustered for a moment and wanted to ask why Ying Qing rushed to the lawn?
Because he's going to catch bed bugs!
After all, on the Dan prescription written by Fang Wuwei, the first medicinal material is to be a live bed bug!
When Ying Qing caught four or five live bed bugs, he finally ran back to the small experimental department of the hospital out of breath.
Until all the medicinal materials were placed in front of him, and he once again picked up the new Dan prescription written by Fang Wuwei.
Ying Qing realized once again that things were far from being as simple as he thought.
"What the hell is squeezing a live bug!"
Infant Qing, who was crying and squeezing bed bugs with his face, shouted.
Moments later.
"Holy! I've fried the medicine again! Can't I cook it!"
Ying Qing, who was just wearing a gas mask to decoction medicine, shouted again.
Moments later.
"Ahh This fairy grass essence can't be made again. I'm going to die. ”
Baby Qing, who was lying in front of the separator, muttered lovelessly.
That's it..
In the early morning, when the sun had just risen, the hard all-night work of Ying Qing was finally over.
And when he looked at the slimy ball in the medicine pot, Ying Qing's throat trembled slightly, and there was no joy at all.
Because this medicine is so smelly. It's all the pungent smell of bed bugs.
"Alas. . . ”
With a long sigh, Ying Qing hesitated for a long, long time, almost for two hours, and when he was about to fall asleep, he trembled and picked up the ball that had cooled down, and slowly swallowed it into his mouth.
As a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, Ying Qing naturally has the courage to test medicines. And in the process of making medicine, he also realized more and more that this new Danfang was not written by people who did not understand pharmacology.
[That boss.。。 It's that I've already figured out the pharmacology to the point where I can't understand it anymore!]
"Goo-toot!"
Thinking of the above sentence in his heart, Ying Qing swallowed the "Ultimate Civilian Version of Xiaoyang Dan" written by Fang Wuwei in one bite!
This moment. Thousands of flavors echoed on the tip of Ying Qing's tongue.
This moment. A warm current poured from Ying Qing's stomach into his lower abdomen.
This moment. Infant Qing's tears fell and dripped onto the tent of his pants.
"This thing, what a fucking effect. ”
Saying this sentence with tears in her eyes, Ying Qing finally couldn't stand the tiredness and fell to the floor with a thud.
Then he was asleep, and he silently shed two nosebleeds, staining his newly taken white coat red.