"Alas, this is clearly playing people like monkeys, and it does seem to be a bit ...... It's too much!" the little mage smacked his mouth twice, and then looked at Shrek again, although the schadenfreude banter was slightly reduced, but he couldn't help but feel a little more sympathetic.

“...... No, what is monkey playing? Yes...... It's a ball! Those long worms treat me as a ball......" Shrek was indignant, but obviously felt that this experience of being played by water monsters was extremely embarrassing, so after snorting like a mosquito, he didn't forget to retort sullenly in the face of the little mage's support at this time.

“...... Well, it doesn't matter if it's a monkey or a ball......" Xie Yu sighed approvingly, but he seemed to be amused by the serious and aggrieved rebuttal of the rough embryo, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but arc: "That...... Well, little brother sympathizes with your plight......"

"Huh! They'...... Those ugly big worms, they ...... They're toying me!"

In shame, the rough embryo clenched his fists and roared angrily.

“...... Uh! well......"

The little mage looked at the round head of the rough embryo that had grown into a deep purple due to shame, and the purple tendons burst into purple light, and then touched his nose and spread his hands, and sighed again: "You're right, they do seem to be playing with you, those big worms...... It's hateful!"

"Yes, yes...... There is a kind of they eat the uncle in one bite, and the uncle will admit it! But those big insects kick the uncle around like a ball...... Soldiers can be killed, but they cannot be humiliated! Also, uncles can bear it...... Well, but who can't bear it?!"

"Uncle is bearable, aunt is unbearable!"

The little mage couldn't bear to let this simple-minded guy rack his brains anymore, pursed his lips and thought for a while, and corrected: "But, ahem, in fact, the original words of this sentence are-'Is it tolerable or unbearable'......"

"Uh...... Is life bearable? Life is bearable...... It's unbearable...... "The rough embryo scratched his head: "...... What do you mean?"

“...... It's not 'raw'!it's 'yes'!'yes'!'yes'...... The original words were—'It's bearable, it's unbearable!' Get the donkey hair out of your ears and ...... first" The little mage was stunned, rolled his eyes viciously, and then suddenly raised his voice.

Although Shrek was almost accustomed to the problem of a few strange words popping out of his mage brother's mouth from time to time, after scratching his ears and cheeks for a while, he still blinked his little eyes curiously twice, opened his mouth and shouted: "Hmm......? Isn't Uncle tolerable?!Isn't Uncle tolerable?!It should be that the aunt can't bear it......

“...... This, actually, brother, with your wisdom, I think it's hard to explain to you......"

- Xie Yu secretly blamed himself for being too talkative, wrinkled his nose, and felt helpless in his heart.

And in the face of the pair of small eyes that suddenly burst out with a strong desire for knowledge, our little mage muttered twice, and had no choice but to spread his hands very barely: "Forget it! That's not the point! The point is that if you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore, I think, whether it's an uncle or an aunt, if you run into that group of big insects that bully and play with people like you, it is impossible to endure it anymore!"

"Uh-huh...... Of course I can't bear it anymore!" may be the empathy and righteous indignation in the little mage's tone that infected Shrek, and the rough embryo immediately lit a round purple head like a chicken pecking rice: "Hmph...... Your eldest brother and I have grown up so big, I have never bullied others, and I have never been played by others like this!"

Xie Yu: "......"

Our little mage seemed to be aroused by curiosity, and changed the subject: "So...... So what? What happened, what happened?"

"Yes, yes...... And then you didn't die in that lake, did you......"

The little mage and Shrek were talking about Shrek's misfortune there, but the fat knight next to him, who had been listening attentively, suddenly came up and interjected.

It's just that I don't know if I was carried away by a strong curiosity, but the fat knight, who has always been sharp-headed, asked such a sentence in a daze.

Then, I saw the little mage and the wooden knight Robert covering their foreheads with a wry smile, and our fat knight, who was confused for a while, was kicked out by the rough embryo whose face instantly turned purple after screaming—

"Bullshit, are your eyes blind?!Can't you see that Uncle is standing here talking to you now?!Fuck off!Damn!"

Shrek scolded while kicking the fat knight into a rolling gourd, and after snorting in frustration, although the remaining anger did not subside, he finally said sullenly in the face of the curious eyes of the little mage and the wooden knight-

"And then, alas, when I thought I was going to die in that damn lake today......"

......

Later, when Shrek thought he was going to die in that damn lake today, and was depressed and wanted to vomit blood......

Then, the next moment, Shrek really vomited blood!

Shrek had already planned to give up resistance and close his eyes and wait for death, but suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from all over his body, especially in his chest and abdomen, which was as painful as a tear.

Shrek opened his eyes in surprise, and the sharp pain in his chest and abdomen also made him unconsciously open his mouth, and a mouthful of red blood gushed out from his mouth and spread out in the water.

As soon as the rough embryo saw that he was vomiting blood, he immediately subconsciously raised his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth.

wiped two handfuls on the corners of his mouth, and because of the depression in his heart, Shrek waved his fist a few times at the three or four water monsters that were slowly swimming on the opposite side, and then, looking at the freely waving fist in front of him, he quickly moved his hands and feet, and the rough embryo finally reacted and found that his body, somehow, was able to move again at this time!

(Later, according to Xie Yu's guess, it was most likely the paralyzing effect of the kind of electric current shot out of the water monsters' heads, which gradually lost its effect over time, and the sharp pain caused by the water monsters' dozens of consecutive vigorous thrusts may also inadvertently accelerate the dissipation of that numbness.) ）

......

Feeling the bursts of pain coming from all over his body, especially in his chest and abdomen, the rough embryo knew that just now in the situation where he couldn't dodge and could only be beaten passively, under the dozens of strong thrashes, even with the strength of his body, he had already suffered a lot of injuries.

However, at this time, Shrek didn't have time to check his injuries anymore, because the water monsters had obviously found that he was able to move, so the three or four water monsters in the middle shook their fish tails and rushed towards him at an accelerated speed.

After a quick look around, Shrek was horrified to see that on the single horn above the heads of the water monsters on the periphery, the silver-white light cluster was getting bigger and bigger, and thin blue currents were constantly circulating on the light cluster.

And there's more to come! These unlucky big worms are really too deceitful!

- Shrek reacted instantly, and then cursed fiercely in his heart.

Obviously, these water monsters are about to send out that hateful electric current that numbs their whole body again!

In fact, in the face of more than a dozen water monsters around him, Shrek's desire for revenge has long been extinguished.

These more than ten water monsters, each of which is more than three feet long, has sharp fangs, and is as thick as a bucket, and it will emit the kind of electricity that paralyzes his whole body, and Shrek feels his scalp tingle when he thinks about it.

When it comes to combat effectiveness, it's not something that can be compared to that deformed little water monster!

These big water monsters, if you take out one of them casually, you are afraid that it will be difficult to deal with, let alone a dozen of them that are densely packed around?!

If it was better on the ground, at least there was no threat of drowning, but now that it was under this abominable water, if it took a long time, or if you accidentally choked on the water......

That's not a fun thing to do!

Shrek has always been arrogant and self-assured, so naturally he has no habit of carrying weapons with him......

I have to say that our little mage's evaluation of Shrek is still quite accurate, although Shrek is a little rude and arrogant, and he is also slow to react, but he is never really stupid, besides, Shrek has been fed up with the feeling of being unable to move since he fell into this strange lake, so he ......

So, at this critical moment of life and death, after seeing clearly the situation between the enemy and us in front of him, the rough embryo who has always been slow to react is no longer stupid!

Shrek blinked twice quickly with a pair of small eyes, and then, in the next moment, he slapped his head without hesitation, and made the second extremely wise decision in his life, which can be called the second time in his life besides the idea of robbing major gambling stalls under the guise of banning gambling-

Run!

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