Chapter 23: The eldest cousin changes clothes
As soon as the batch card is shot, the thunder of the nine days is like a wild dog!
As soon as Ye Yan finished writing, a violent thunder erupted in the nine heavens.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
The thunder was so prosperous that even Ye Yan was shocked.
This criticized card really lives up to its name.
This kind of thunder light, I'm afraid it can kill a strong man who fights the king.
What a cheat.
When the system shoots, you will know if there is one.
With the Ten Thousand Worlds cultivator in hand, the sky is the dog under my feet!
"Hehe, little peanut, let's enjoy the gift I left for you!"
"Split the ground in a moment, your chrysanthemum blooms!"
Ye Yan showed a wicked smile, and then hurriedly hid, for fear of being injured by mistake.
"Boom ......"
"Boom ......"
"Rumble ......"
Under a few bolts of lightning, it was a coincidence that it hit Xiao Yan directly.
The in the pit was all split and volatilized on the spot, turning into a puff of white smoke.
What's even more coincidental is that those thunderbolts are all the parts that hit Xiao Yan's little brother.
Slash it to the ground and scorch it black.
It emits a foul smell of burnt meat.
"Boom ......"
"Rumble ......"
The power of the batch card has not yet passed, and poor Xiao Yan is constantly being struck by lightning.
let out a scream like killing a pig, and was almost tortured to death.
"Boom!"
Another thunderbolt fell, directly slamming Xiao Yan's buttocks into bloom, and there was a burst of white smoke.
Even the small peanuts between the legs emitted a roasted taste.
It was as if it had been scorched.
"Little, little brother, scrap ......"
"Chickens, they're all cooked......"
Xiao Yan showed a bitter expression.
The chickens are ripe.
Eggs can be eaten.
The sexual happiness of his life was completely broken.
There is no hope for the rebirth of the medicine elder.
"Hehe, the eggs are cooked, the chickens are all burnt and browned, I see how you rob Xun'er with me?"
Ye Yan hid under the tree, quietly looking at everything in front of him, revealing a smile that had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.
Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan, you dare to rob Xun'er with me.
It's a dream!
Right now, the chickens and eggs are cooked.
You can eat it below.
Look at how you still fight with Lao Tzu.
From now on, Xiao Yan is afraid that he will suffer it.
"Hehe, isn't the sting exciting, surprised, surprised?"
"Would you like to do it again?"
Ye Yan looked at Xiao Yan, who was lying on the ground, his butt was constantly smoking, and sneered.
Just let go of this pervert so easily, Ye Yan couldn't swallow this breath in his heart.
He had to be tortured.
Let this pervert know why the flowers are so red.
"System, give me a permanent exposure card......"
"After use, the subject can only strip naked for the rest of his life, and cannot wear any clothes......"
"No matter how much it is, Lao Tzu bought it!"
Ye Yan quickly purchased a permanent exposure card from the system.
That is, the upgraded version of the stripping light card.
Once used, the subject cannot put on clothes, and can only strip naked for the rest of his life, which is a must.
Perfect for the exhibitionist Xiao Yan right now!
"Didi, 6666 gold coins have been deducted from the host, and a permanent exposure card has been purchased......"
"Didi, the permanent exposure card has been issued, please receive the ......"
There was a clang.
In Ye Yan's hand, there was an extra permanent exposure card.
Gold Perpetual Card!
It's very cool and domineering!
"It's a pity, it cost me 6666 gold coins, and I originally wanted to give Xiao Yu ......"
"But first, let's use it for your lewd man......"
Ye Yan sneered, and without hesitation, he wrote Xiao Yan's name on the permanent exposure card.
6666 gold coins are easy to say, pretend to be a force, skin it, and you will be back soon.
As for the opportunity to kill Xiao Yan, it's rare.
Ye Yan naturally won't let it go.
must let Xiao Yan suffer the pain that he can't have at his age!
"Didi, the permanent exposure card has taken effect, unless there is a Dou Sheng's powerhouse, there is no way to get rid of the permanent exposure card ......"
"As for the drip, a user of the occurrence wears a leaf and performs a broken ......"
Soon, the two small leaves on Xiao Yan's body turned into powder and disappeared silently.
Reveal roasted peanuts that have been fried to the ground crispy and crispy.
There is also a small chicken that has been turned into a roast chicken.
Although the chick is only 3mm long.
"Ahh
"Cao Nima's, Lao Tzu is going to dump you!"
"Lao Tzu"
Xiao Yan was ashamed and indignant, ready to fight Ye Yan to the death.
"I'll go, so heavy?"
"Even your sexual orientation has changed?"
Ye Yan was also startled when he looked at Xiao Yan looking so hungry.
Has Xiao Yan been so terrible without the nourishment of a woman for a long time?
Don't even let men go?
"It's a pity, my brother is a man with vindictive wings......"
"If you have the ability, you will go up to heaven to arrest me?"
Ye Yan laughed loudly, and then he harnessed the wings of the fighting spirit behind him and rushed into the sky.
Leaving behind a roaring Xiao Yan.
It's a pity that Xiao Yan is really indignant.
He looked at the that Mittel was raising at the auction.
Then, Xiao Yan walked towards the with green light in his eyes.
............
............
"Didi, the system prompts, congratulations to the host for using the batch card, smashing Xiao Yan***, and rewarding 10 points of forced value!"
"Didi, due to the effect of pretending to be a forced card, the pretending value is doubled, and the reward is 20 points!"
The system clangs and rewards are distributed.
"Hehe, it's 20 points again!"
Ye Yan was extremely happy.
Of course, Ye Yan didn't know the story of Xiao Yan and the that happened.
Now Ye Yan is exerting his fighting qi wings and flying in the direction of the Xiao family, preparing to seek the next target and tinker with new games.
"It's time to visit Cousin Xiao Yu......"
"I don't know if Xiao Yu's cousin's white rabbit needs to be caressed. ”
Ye Yan also had a stripping card in his hand, thinking about it, thinking about who it would be better to use.
After thinking about it, Ye Yan was going to use it for his eldest cousin.
Not to mention anything else, the pair of white rabbits of the eldest cousin and a pair of peerless beautiful legs made Ye Yan linger, unable to stop, ready to see its beauty again.
"Alas, eldest cousin, I'm really sorry, this stripping card, I can only use it for you first......"
"Alas, I can't help it!"
Ye Yan sighed and said.
It looks like there is a way to do it.
Soon, after having this plan, Ye Yan flew to Xiao's house, ready to observe Xiao Yu's carcass.
"It's here!"
After a while, Ye Yan withdrew his fighting wings and landed steadily at the door of Xiao's house.
"Wow, it's Young Master Ye Yan!"
"Wow, Young Master Ye is back!"
"Everyone, hurry up, Young Master Ye Yan is back!"
Now, Ye Yan can be regarded as the number one person in the Xiao family.
As soon as he returned, he was greatly welcomed.
Just kill pigs and set off firecrackers, ten miles long street, to welcome Ye Yan.
"Yo, such a big formation?"
Ye Yan was also quite unexpected.
Unexpectedly, my brother has also become a celebrity.
It's cool.