Chapter 255: Blue Water and Cold Pool (I)
"Uh...... Why are you a good voyeur...... Why did you come and hit me all of a sudden?"
Xie Yu squatted and didn't get up, just raised his head, glared at Robert dissatisfied, waved his hand and drove away: "Inexplicable......!
"Alas, why is it so slow?!What are you doing so slowly?!If you have a baby, you should go to school......"
Saying that, Xie Yu ignored the troublesome wooden knight, continued to hold up his chin, the corners of his mouth flashed with that cheap ambiguous smile again, and his eyes were shining, and he refused to move away when he stared at Yawen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Just a few minutes ago, Xie Yu found that the two human knights who were about to run to the pool but were dragged by themselves suddenly stopped struggling, and when he looked back, he saw that the two guys who were not promising were also staring at the elves with their mouths open, Xie Yu, who was also a man, naturally let go of his hand in understanding, and then found a secluded place with a good line of sight and squatted down generously, ready to watch the live broadcast.
It's just that Xie Yu was looking hard, but he suddenly found that his shoulder was slapped hard, and when he turned around, he saw that it was Robert, a stupid melon, who ran over, which naturally made Xie Yu feel dissatisfied-
Originally, at this critical time, you didn't do your job and ran to the master's place to make trouble?!
And what displeased Xie Yu the most was - just taking off his clothes, three times and two times, why is that long-legged chick so grinding?!
"Little guy, don't look at it!" Robert muttered angrily, and then he quickly took a quick step and blocked Xie Yu's face.
Seeing that Yawen finally took off the leather robe on his body, and was about to make the next move slowly, but his vision was suddenly blocked, Xie Yu couldn't help but be furious: "Took the wrong medicine?!What do you want to do?!"
"If you don't do anything, you are not allowed to look at ......" Facing Xie Yu's angry gaze, the wooden knight, who had always been dull and wooden, snorted heavily in his nose, glared back fiercely, and repeated with a straight face.
"Why?!I'm not the only one watching it! You just watched it so vigorously...... Now it's a nosy?!" In addition to the usual seriousness on the wooden knight's face, there was even a faint hint of anger, which couldn't help but make Xie Yu suddenly wonder.
"I, I, I...... I think I can! Don't ...... Others can't!" In the face of the little mage's dissatisfied questioning, Robert seemed a little distracted.
Then, Robert's almost eternal dead face, anger grew, and under Xie Yu's gaze, his complexion slowly began to turn red.
"Whoa...... I said, Robert, you're a little unreasonable, aren't you?! This is a public place! Are they afraid that others will see it?"
Xie Yu almost laughed angrily at this log, and gave Robert a blank look: "Say it again...... The monk can touch it, but I can't touch it?! If you can see it, others can't see it?! Why should there be good things that everyone should know how to share together?
While muttering disdainfully, Xie Yu turned his head to the side again, his eyes bypassed Robert, who was in the way, and he planned to continue to enjoy the wonderful picture that was about to come.
However, what really annoyed Xie Yu was that the smile on his face bloomed for less than a second, and he found that the nasty figure of the Wood Rider followed him like a shadow, covering his fiery gaze tightly.
"The little one is young and doesn't learn well! Close your eyes, or I'll pick out your eyes!"
"I ...... Why do you think you're like a dog's skin plaster? You can't tear it off when it's sticky? It doesn't make sense to reason with you, doesn't it? Why do you become as unreasonable as that rough embryo? Which tendon are you today...... Oh!"
Xie Yu's good things were mixed one after another, and his mood was unspeakably unspeakable, and his eyes were about to be angry, but when he saw the anger on Robert's face, who was usually silent, at the moment, and the shyness of déjà vu, his eyes couldn't help blinking twice, and then he stroked his palm fiercely, and his head immediately seemed to turn a corner, making a look of regret:
"Oh, oh...... This, hehehe...... Brother Luo, uh no...... Big Brother Robert, I'll change ...... I don't watch it, I don't watch it......"
Xie Yu secretly blamed himself for being careless, in the past few days, he may have been dazed by the two air currents in his body and the burning heat in this cave, and he actually forgot that among his human men, in addition to Shrek, the number one nymphomaniac, there is also Robert, the sullen and timid number two nymphomaniac!
The reason why this wooden knight is sullen and timid is naturally compared to Shrek.
Although Shrek has all the shortcomings of men, and Shrek actually has the shortcomings that men don't have, Xie Yu is also very convinced of the number one nymphomaniac's shameless and stalking.
He is self-aware, and he knows that in such a thing as a nymphomaniac, even if he has two lives combined, it is difficult to look up to Shrek.
But in the same way, for Robert's wood, he is so unenlightened, or he doesn't understand the amorous feelings, he will only sneak in the distance and peek at it when he wants to, and he likes to be like a thief...... Xie Yu felt that he had nothing to say.
One is too shameless, and the other is too shameful...... These two nymphomaniacs are completely opposite extremes!
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"Hey...... Hehe, it was actually a misunderstanding just now! Luhua has been chattering and screaming since she woke up...... I actually wanted to call it over and smack it in the mouth......"
Xie Yu glanced at Shrek, who was jumping into the pool with disdain, and then turned his gaze away, but he didn't want to touch the brow of the No. 2 nymphomaniac, so he had to laugh twice at the wooden knight who was angry in the eyes of a dead fish at this moment.
Talking nonsense, seeing that the gloomy on the wooden knight's face was finally relieved, Xie Yu rolled his eyes, and was about to make a boring posture of a gentleman who knows his mistakes and then turned around and left, but after glancing at the side casually, Xie Yu immediately felt a little unbearable, and then the vulgar bad taste came up again.
"Brother Robert...... I'm still a child, I'm young and ignorant, but I know that I can change my mistakes, and I'm sure I won't look at anything anymore, but ...... Well, I'd suggest you take care of Sharo! he's so unpleasant......! Look, look, oh, shame on you......"
Xie Yu hurriedly made that well-behaved appearance, and while sneering and making amends, he squeezed and squeezed desperately with his eyes at Robert, and at the same time squeezed and squeezed in the direction of the little fat man, with a look of injustice for Robert.
Sure enough, Xie Yu's gesture and sudden righteous indignation successfully diverted Robert's attention, so that after this taciturn and solemn and serious Robert turned his head to see the appearance of his colleagues for many years, this wood that seemed to never be angry actually rarely became angry.
The eyes of the two dead fish immediately stared, and there was a terrifying look of shame and anger, the expression on the dead man's face was distorted, although he did not speak, but the soles of his feet were windy, Robert was like a bull in heat to drive away the rival who broke into his territory, and rushed to Sharo's side with great agility, and then stretched out a foot to aim at the round and huge ass of his colleague, and kicked it viciously.
"Hey...... Hahahaha! It turns out that this wood will also protect food! Damn...... When a person is in heat, he is actually ...... with an animal It doesn't make a difference!"
With the mentality of 'seeing that the funeral is not afraid of the funeral', he saw the two knights rolling and fighting on the ground, but Xie Yu was holding his stomach and laughing happily next to him.
In fact, it's no wonder that Robert, who never gets angry, is in bloom today, and he is rarely angry, but it is really the unpromising face of the little fat man just now, which is a little too unbearable......
When Robert turned around, he saw Saro's one leg standing a few steps away, the other leg stretched out in front of him and constantly shaking in a mess and rhythmlessly, his toes touched the ground, his heels gently patted the rocks under his feet from time to time, the fat face that was sweating was still sweating, and his face was full of excitement at the moment, a pair of small eyes had already been squeezed into a slit, staring in the direction of the two female elves, his mouth was almost grinning to the root of his ears, the fat on his cheeks was raised high with a smile, and on his stubby neck, the small Adam's apple, which was almost invisible due to obesity, was also stirring up and down from time to time, obviously swallowing continuous saliva, even because he couldn't swallow, the overflowing saliva no longer knows when it started, and the corners of the grinning mouth on both sides rushed to flow.
In short, the dignity and style of the dead fat man at this time can only be described as "obscene" or "lewd......
So not only was Robert, who was anxious to protect his food, immediately furious, but even Xie Yu, who was holding his shoulders and watching the excitement next to him, seemed to feel a little headache, and stretched out his fingers to knead his temples: "Alas! It's too embarrassing for a man! Although a man is not lustful...... But being amorous but not obscene is the highest state of lust, do you want to talk to Robert, and simply ...... this obscene dead stallion Forget about gelding?!"
After successfully leading the troubled water to the little fat man, Xie Yu shook his head and sighed for a moment, looking up to see the two of them rolling on the ground, Xie Yu was happy to be idle, and he was not ready to persuade him, but instead looked like an old god was there, and spit on the two knights who were entangled on the ground, and then turned his eyes to the two female elves again, and whispered in his mouth:
"Hmm...... Come on, Brother Wood, I've gelded the dead fat man, it's a scourge to keep it anyway, and it's not a shame to peep...... But it's also a bit technical to peep! You have to see what you want to see, but you can't disgust others and make others say something unpleasant! You're a fat stallion, your drooling pants are wet, phew! There's still a little bottom line gone?!Hmph...... Alas, as a senior in the voyeur world, it seems that I will have to teach you another day what it means to have a conscience in the industry!"
"Alas, there is no successor, and someone has to inherit this craft......"
Xie Yu muttered that later, there was a trace of inexplicable depression between his eyebrows, but after sighing faintly, he seemed to quickly get rid of the untimely melancholy, and cheered up again:
"Forget it...... Hmm, hehe...... Anyway, after tossing for so long, it's time to marry a daughter-in-law after giving birth to a baby......!
It's just that when he finally turned his head in high spirits, Xie Yu immediately felt that his situation seemed to be inevitably embarrassing......
Because, when Xie Yu's gaze finally fixed on Yawen, he happened to see Yawen and Erix, as well as Nicole Chick, who finally relieved her breath, and the six embarrassed eyes of the three women as if they were about to kill shot towards them together......
“...... It's very unlucky!"
Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, and then began to roll his eyes, and as if he suddenly found something interesting at the top of this cave, after rolling his eyes, he raised his head, and pretended to study the rock wall above the cave.
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