If you can't toss a big funny joke, how can you call it an "old monster"!

The sky is high and slightly blue.

The early winter sun is a bit lazy, so lazy that it doesn't want to give the earth a little more warmth.

The northwest wind was gentle, too gentle to explain the piercing meaning.

Qi Nuda, Qiao Shan Old Monster, Zhou Mengyuan, Qin Ge and others returned quickly, almost rushing into Qi Hengxing's sickbed.

Qi Yue, Dou Ya'er, Fu Yin, and Meander were taken aback.

"How's it going?"

The old monster asked casually, taking down the talisman on Qi Hengxing's face to observe the words.

Nothing has changed!

The face is still so red, and the eye circles are still so dark.

The old monster was secretly frightened, and hurriedly took the pulse. Volatility is weak, but it is still there.

The tricks I want to play are over, and the tricks that should be used have been used, and I am purely overwhelmed. He even complained in his heart about Zhou Mengyuan's risky decision to save Qi Rampant.

Dou Ya'er lowered her eyelids and thought, I hope the old monster still has a trick to save her uncle and get the big reward.

Qi Yue ripped off Zhou Mengyuan's clothes and motioned for him to go outside to talk.

The two came to the living room, and Qi Yue thanked him and said, "No matter what, please Brother Yuan tell Daxian not to give up easily!"

"Definitely. Please Brother Qi believe in the mana of the Great Immortals. ”

Where is the mystery?

At this time, the old monster of Qiao Shan was really anxious, and even thought about exposing his identity and forcibly curing it with internal strength, law-power, and magic skills.

Everyone's eyes focused on Qiao Shan's embarrassed face at the same time.

Is it repression, or is it incense burning?

In the face of Sanxiao Niangniang, who is extremely influential and admired by the world, just a helpless and resolute thought flashed in his mind, how dare the old monster act rashly.

"Everyone shrugged away. Set up an incense stand outdoors, and the old man wants to worship Sanxiao Niangniang!"

"Including me?" Qi Nuda said sadly.

"After setting up the incense platform, you are only allowed to stay on the sickbed, and no one is allowed to move at will, otherwise, it will affect the practice, and the consequences can be imagined. ”

After a period of nervous handling, the birdman ordered everyone outside to stay away, and he himself returned to the Qi Hengxing hospital bed with several relatives who had arrived earlier, holding vaguely desperate thoughts, waiting for the results of the old monster's actions.

A few of the guards left in a huff, hiding behind a house.

"There are so many mages here, although to no avail, I have never seen such a poor toss as them. ”

"Seriously ill and rushed to the doctor. Several young masters are also helpless. ”

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Just like in the cave, the old monster of Qiaoshan lit candles, burned incense, burned paper watches, and knelt down to chanting and praying.

This time, the old monster of Qiao Shan tried his best to use all his mental energy, mental power, wish power, and cultivation reserve energy.

Zhou Mengyuan knelt behind him on his knees, but he was just pretending to set off the old monster and add a mysterious and solemn atmosphere.

"Sanxiao Niangniang listens to me, the disciple is not thoughtful in worship. Now there are sinners who have committed crimes against the king, and it is difficult to punish them. Relatives and friends are in pain, and one side of the loess is sad. Gift life to stay for the future. The five elements of yin and yang follow him, and if he dares to offend him, he will die immediately. The disciple sincerely invited the fairy girl and begged to descend to the earth to be auspicious... Hundred liberation goes!Yang Qi is returned!Urgent as a law!Urgent as a law!Urgent as a law!Urgent as a law!···"

The piety of the old monster of Qiao Shan has reached the realm of selflessness, the high-pitched voice alarmed all directions, the leaves that have not been cut down by the autumn frost are fluttering and falling, and everyone in the room is like being there, and they can hear it clearly.

While the spell continued, the old monster raised his eyes to the sky.

I saw that a colorful auspicious cloud slowly drifted from the distant sky.

From the southwest.

From the direction of Mount Emei.

The clouds grew larger and larger, fading their color and turning brown.

The shape of Ruyi disappeared immediately, replaced by a rare silhouette that was exactly the same shape as the Qijia Zhaizi station.

What kind of upheaval will it bring about with such a bizarre and spectacular?

All of a sudden, the wind rises!

Dust.

The candlestick of the incense case jumped up, spun and was scraped out of the clouds.

Zhou Mengyuan was so frightened that he lay on the ground, trembling and not daring to act rashly, and the clothes on his back trembled like a flag.

Quietly touched the magic finger under the collar, but there was no response, and there was a little comfort in my heart.

The old monster was calm, although he knelt on the ground, he held his head high, and chanted incantations all the time.

It is even more mysterious! The bag and magic bell and evil sword that Zhou Mengyuan carried were like in another world, and they did not move at all.

The hurricane blew an angry whistle that echoed in the sky, whining and screaming.

The clouds were pitch black, and the black pressure rolled and smashed down.

Qiao Shan's old monster and Zhou Mengyuan were at zero distance, but they didn't see each other.

Several of the guards behind the house were so frightened that they covered their chests, and they all crouched down facing the wall.

The ladies of Qiuyun Courtyard came out together.

"Look, it's all bright, and the sky is falling on our side. ”

"Why, God is going to punish that pervert. ”

"Haha, it's good that the thunder strikes, and we can return home. ”

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The world is going to perish?

Is the Qi family village going to perish?

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"Quack!"

"Boom!"

An extremely dazzling lightning bolt cut through the black clouds, like a huge snake letter entering through the door of the living room, stabbing directly at Qi Hengxing's head.

Everyone screamed in fright and fell on the ground to protect themselves.

The old monster was clearly visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye when the lightning entered the Qi Hengxing room, a red pill went up with the electric light, quickly disappearing through the gap in the clouds.

This is the Dharma Pill that burned the whole body of Qi ----- Soul Suppression Fire Pill.

It can be seen that it is easy for the immortal descending method to recover the mana, and it is also quite difficult.

The moment the electric light touched Qi Hengxing's face, Qi Hengxing, who was in a fainting state, was so shocked that his whole body shook violently, and he suddenly sat up like a corpse.

"Poof!"

It exploded, spitting out a mouthful of clumped black blood, and then, like a zombie, fell backwards.

The mouth that was full of food from thousands of families was very strong, and the black blood crossed an arc, slamming heavily on the wall at the end of the foot, and splashing everywhere, and everyone present had blood on their bodies.

People were shocked, and when they saw Qi Hengxing, their eyes still closed, and they looked dead after passing the test, and they all became sad with their hearts.

The electric light stabbed and retracted the Soul Suppression Fire Pill, which fused and disappeared in the electric light······

The wind is light, soft, like a feather caressing the face.

Gradually rising into the depths of the dark clouds, the sound of Sanxiao Niangniang's magic weapon echoed.

Jin Jiao scissors, click!

Dragon's rope, boom!

Mixed Yuan Jin Dou, boom!

The voice was low but full of substance, which shook the entire Qi family village.

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The old monster of Qiaoshan was grateful and worshiped again and again, until the black clouds turned brown, the brown faded, and the cotton wool disappeared.

"I'm sorry for you. Let's go and see if they are alive and dead. ”

The old monster went straight ahead first.

Zhou Mengyuan moved his kneeling numb knees, and gathered the unused incense wax paper table and various magic instruments.

As soon as the front foot entered the door, Qi Nuda hurriedly said: "Daxian, come and see my father!"

Witnessing the situation of the fire pill being recovered, the old monster of Qiao Shan had already got his wish.

"I don't ask if the old man is tired or not!"

Although he said that, the old monster still couldn't wait to come to the place where Qi Hengxing's head was.

The burning red on Qi Hengxing's face has been replaced by paleness, only the tip of the red nose is still dotted there like a cherry, and the lips are moisturized, and the dark circles under his eyes that have not faded are about to appear dark, comparable to that of giant pandas.

After scrutinizing it, the old monster reached out and touched his forehead.

Cold!

Iron-like cold!

Take the pulse again.

Faint!

Comes and goes!

How good is that?

Wisdom comes from urgency.

"Faster than the living room... No, where the incense table was placed before, the fire burned. Also, bring another bowl of clear oil. ”

All panicked.

Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, respond together.

"Come, people, guards, where are the guards?"

Qi Nuda stood at the door, shouting anxiously.

"It's coming, young master, we're coming!"

"Go to the room and get firewood, the more the better! and bring another bowl of salt!" ordered the old monster urgently.

"Yes!

Qi Yue also followed the guards.

Qi Nuda turned around and went in, kicked and slashed, and in a few clicks, he opened the display cabinet that Qiao Shan's old monster had knocked down into pieces, and Dou Ya'er, Qin Ge and Meander took it out together.

The stubble cut Dou Yaer's finger, and he didn't know how to bleed.

"Oops, little bud, your fingers are bleeding. Qin Ge said, reaching out and grabbing it.

Dou Ya'er hurriedly withdrew her hand, stuck the wound with her other hand, glanced at Zhou Mengyuan, and went to the room.

Qin Ge laughed at himself, touched his head with his cold hand, glanced at Zhou Mengyuan, and said in his heart, Sao Xiaodao, dare to dye the red dust and waste you!

Zhou Mengyuan had no second thoughts, and cooperated with the old monster wholeheartedly. Anything else, let it be.

First, a few guards went to the place where the firewood was piled up outside the house, and reached out to take it.

I met a fat guy who came out to burn the fire.

"Hey, hey, hey, put it down, what are you doing? Rob, don't look at what's hanging in the sky. ”

The guards ignored it and hurriedly took it.

"Do you know how difficult it is for Lao Tzu to get some firewood?"

The man said, reaching out and snatching it.

As a result, a fight began.

"Stop!" Qi Yue shouted from afar.

Stop it all.

The guards continued to take firewood.

The fat guy who was caught with blood marks on his face and neck said aggrievedly: "Young master, these scoundrels, I'm afraid they want to burn their bodies, steal firewood and beat people, you have to make decisions for the little ones." ”

Cremator!

Qi Yue was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

"Be the ancestor of your eight generations!"

Take to the skies.

The fat guy didn't have time to dodge, and his neck was twisted by the scissor legs, and he lay there without knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Qi Yue rushed into the room, "Where is the oil?"

"Young master, the green ferret is here!" a young man reacted quickly.

Qi Yue is coming quickly.

"Hehe, I didn't expect the young master to like this too. Let's play with it. It's obedient. ”

Qi Yue took a look, saw a yellow-haired fox tied to the board, and picked up a kitchen knife on the board, and with a pop, the owner of the green weasel splashed blood in the room.

"What I want is clear oil!

Qi Yue screamed heartbreakingly, startling more than a dozen people in the room, and they were in a hurry······

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The fire is up.

The old monster of Qiao Shan commanded with an oil bowl in his hand.

"Go to a few strong ones and carry the sick out in their clothes. ”

Qi Yue and Qi Nuda personally participated, and together with several guards, they carried out Qi Hengxing.

"A cross-shaped fire. Beware of burning. ”

With that, the old monster took a sip of clear oil and spat it into the fire.

Rumble!

Cracking sound!

A puff of black smoke rose into the air, blackening Qi Hengxing's face.

Some lifters choked and coughed.

Dou Ya'er, who followed out, turned his head.

Florin returned to the living room with half of her face in her hands.

What a toss!

My old monster master, Zhou Mengyuan admired it so much!

A few bowls of clear oil spewed out, the old monster's face was also blackened by the smoke, and the sparse white beard was half curled, which directly affected the image.

"Smack!"

The old monster smashed the bowl of clear oil, asked for a bowl with grains of salt, held it in his hand, circled around the fire, and threw the salt into the fire, and kept commanding "Lower!

The grains of salt ignited a blue flame in the fire, and they exploded non-stop.

The temperature of the blown salt grains was extremely high, and the splash on the hands and face was burning and painful.

The old monster himself retreated far away, still shouting without stopping.

After seven hundred and forty-nine rounds, all the participants' clothes were scorched and stinky.

The high-end material clothes that are rampant are generally broken at the touch of a button.

"Carry it in. Cover tightly with a quilt. ”

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